The 10 Best Deals of October 31, 2019

We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.

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How To Play Games Sober

Games lend themselves surprisingly well to drinking, even though your hands are full most of the time. Drink while tweaking your settings. Drink during the opening cutscene (it’s always too long anyway.). Drink during load screens. Drink when characters on the screen drink. Drink before you even start playing. Come…

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Try Bruce Campbell's Fake Blood Recipe…If You Dare

Halloween is the perfect time for horror, gore, and blood—but most of us are sadly limited to around five liters, which is not nearly enough supply to decorate a spooky party. That’s where the fake stuff comes in!

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The Teens Are Making History on TikTok

In 1911, the San Francisco Examiner published a guide titled: “How to Make Really Funny Jokes.” According to author Professor Korski, a true joke is a “very pleasant absurdity contrasting with one’s habitual expectation.” A joke does not “merely cause laughter.” “Falling downstairs” is not a joke. A joke is not…

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WeWork, Former CEO Adam Neumann Accused of Rampant Pregnancy and Gender Discrimination

WeWork and its chief investor, SoftBank, recently paid out WeWork co-founder and self-declared candidate for “President of the World” Adam Neumann to the tune of $1.7 billion just to get his ass out the door amid the company’s disastrous collapse. And he’s left quite a mess behind, with a proposed class-action…

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House Formalizes Impeachment Inquiry

Members of the House have voted to formalize their impeachment probe into President Donald Trump.

Katie Hill Makes Final Floor Speech

Rep. Katie Hill (D-Calif.) delivers her final floor speech in Congress before resigning. Hill announced her resignation.

Man Tries To Sneak Gun-Shaped Toilet Paper Roller Past TSA

The realistic replica gun was designed to spin paper instead of bullets.

Another Veteran Fox News Reporter Departs: ‘Facts Matter’

Catherine Herridge will join CBS News as a senior investigative correspondent in November.

Twitter Users Drag Ivanka Trump For Comparing Her Dad To Jefferson

The first daughter cited a Thomas Jefferson letter about being “surrounded by enemies and spies…”