‘Looking For Love’ Host Selena Gomez Shuts Down ‘SNL’ Suitors

“Let’s see how the afterparty goes,” she tells Punkie Johnson.

Ted Cruz Mocked Republicans Who Suck Up To Trump And You Know What Happened Next

The Texas Republican talked about GOP candidates having Trump tattooed on their rear ends and received some blunt reminders in response.

‘Sad State Of Affairs’: Philly Newspaper Strays From Script, Won’t Endorse Any GOP Candidates

The newspaper’s editorial board said it took “no pleasure” in the move.

Suspicious Clarence Thomas Complains He’s ‘Looking Over’ His Shoulder Since Leak

He called the leak “tremendously bad” for the court and “kind of an infidelity.”

Trump Enablers Torched In Spoof Cell Phone Carrier Spot

“You want to hang Mike Pence, not hang up on him,” cracked “The Daily Show” correspondent Desi Lydic in the parody ad.

Mug Shots Can Ruin Lives, And They’re All Over Facebook

When an individual’s mug shot goes viral on Facebook, they are often subjected to extreme harassment and struggle to find stable housing and employment.

Ukrainian Band Kalush Orchestra Wins Eurovision Amid War

The Ukrainian band’s victory offered a clear show of popular support for the war-ravaged nation that went beyond the music.

Melania Trump Rips Vogue ‘Bias’ For Keeping Her Off The Cover

“They’re biased, and they have likes and dislikes, and it’s so obvious,” the former First Lady told Fox News in her first interview since leaving the White House.

Jeff Bezos Demands Twitter Probe After Biden Calls For CorporationsTo Pay Fair Share Of Taxes

“Rich man doesn’t want higher taxes, a shocking development,” snipes a critic on Twitter.

Rep. Stefanik’s Staff Reportedly Backs Off Her ‘Pedo Grifter’ Theory On Formula Shortage

A spokesperson now claims she meant “children” grifters, not pedophile grifters, which still makes no sense.