Foscams Wireless Surveillance Camera is Your Orwellian Deal of the Day

Hello, this is your friendly government authority here. You may be concerned, frighted or even angered by news that you will now be under constant surveillance, even in your home. The advent of video cameras which transmit video signals over IP have made it possible to efficiently keep tabs on your behavior at all times. You may find this invasive. You may find this unconstitutional. You may even find this disruptive to your day-to-day activities. But I assure you there’s no need to worry. If you don’t break the law, you won’t have anything to worry about. If you’re uncertain about whether or not your activities are legal, maybe you shouldn’t be doing them. More »

Margaritaville Key West Frozen Concoction Maker Is Your Girl-On-Girl Drunk Deal Of The Day

If it’s good enough for Jimmy Buffet and his ridiculous Hawaiian-shirt clad followers, then it should be good enough for you. A blended margarita is the official drink of summer, beaches, and ladies’ night out. With the Margaritaville DM1000 Key West Frozen Concoction Maker, you can keep the inner girl-drink-drunk happy for only $160. While everyone else is chugging hot coffee to fight off the cold, you’ll be enjoying a smooth margarita and possible hypothermia. – RB

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Onkyo HT-S7400 5.1 Channel Home Theater System for $400 with free shipping (normally $700 {Savings of $300 / 43% off})

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The D-Link Boxee Box Is Your Excuse-To-Stay-Indoors Deal of the Day

The way I see it, there are three things you can do today. You could harmlessly geek out about that awesome Nokia Lumia 800 Windows Phone. I don’t care what nerds say, that thing is h to the awt. Two, you can participate in Occupy Oakland, which, um, might result in getting shot in the face with rubber bullets and getting tear gassed by police who are igniting chaos as some twisted show of strength. Or you can curl up in a Snuggie with some nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and watch some Hello Kitty on your just purchased Boxee Box for $125. Oh hell, why not just do them all? Today is a day to never forget. -CC More »

Spartacus Season 1 & 2 Is Your Gorerotic Deal of the Day

First things first. It’s incredibly sad that Andy Whitfield, who added a nice depth to Spartacus, passed away due to cancer. Second. Screw cancer. Third, premium cable is zee best. Not just for the curse words or the gore your brains violence or even the gratuitous nudity (okay, maybe the gratuitous nudity) but mostly because the lack of prudishly imposed limits can make for fearlessly authentic entertainment. Every single TV show would be better on premium cable. Okay, maybe not Two and a Half Men but that’s beyond saving. But awesome shows like Mad Men and Breaking Bad and Friday Night Lights and The OC? They would have been even better on premium cable. It’s true. So support premium cable. Support screwing cancer. Support the memory of Andy Whitfield by buying Spartacus: Blood and Sand + Gods of the Arena (Blu-ray) for 40 bucks. -CC More »

The Razer TRON Gaming Mouse Is Your Light Addled Deal of the Day

If you want to become one with your first person shooter, you need to embrace the Biodigital Jazz inside you, man. What better way to create a link with your system, than to use a peripheral inspired by the insides of your system. Before you know it, you’ll be fragging left and right and strafing left and ducking right and then all of a sudden HOLY SHIT YOU’RE TRAPPED INSIDE THE WORLD OF YOUR COMPUTER WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY A DARK DOPPELGANGER OF YOURSELF. All you wanted was to get some BF3 cred. More »

Lego Anakin Skywalker Mini-Figure Alarm Clock Is Your Thank-God-It’s-Not-Jar-Jar Deal of the Day

My parents, bless their heart, decided to raise me in a non-traditional way. I’m not talking about eat all the junk food you want and stay out all night non-traditional, I’m talking about how they handled Star Wars for me. That’s crucial in developing kids! They switched up the order and made me watch Star Wars like this: Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, and Return of the Jedi. Wonky, right? More »

This Battery Powered ATV Is Your Grand Theft Auto Deal of the Day

My parents never loved me enough to buy me a rideable batter-powered car. Well, either that or I never showed interest in one. Actually, it’s probably that. But one time I was at this girl’s birthday party and I reaally wanted to try out this little pink battery-powered Corvette because it was well, a freaking pink Corvette. As I felt the torque under my seat grow, I floored that baby and… ended up running over the birthday girl. I really didn’t mean to! Or maybe I did. Who knows! It’s not my fault. Blame it on my parents for not getting me a battery-powered car! More »

20-Inch Acer LCD Is Your Squintfree Deal of the Day

Do you know what sucks on a small and squashed laptop screen? Movies. TV shows. Games. You to the tube. Websites. Twitter. Chatting. The entire internet. Movie editing. Photoshop. Zooey Deschanel. Cat videos. Downloading music. Listening to music. Pretending to listen to music to ignore co-workers. Yes. Pretty much evvverrrything is worse on the smaller screen. But you know what will convince you to get that bigger, badder and just better monitor? Porn. I have a friend who only watches adult masterpieces on his 1080p 50 inch LCD. That must make for glorious personal time. I’m not advising you to go that route but even upping your game to a 20-inch Acer Monitor for $90 will make you enjoy the breastesses of starlets that much more. When it comes to personal time, an inch makes a mile of a difference my friend. -CC More »

iGo Pico Projector Is Your Showy Deal of the Day

I hate it when people accuse me of projecting my own problems onto them. Just because I like to go out and have a beer or ten every single night is not the reason why they’re total, dysfunctional alcoholics, amiright? The next time someone accuses me of projecting my own mental state onto them, I am going to whip out one of these pico-projectors, and literally project my own image on to them. THAT’LL SHOW THEM. And being $70 cheaper than usual at $130, I’ll still have beer money left over. WHOOOO! -AC More »

Buckycubes 2 Pack Is Your Fidgety Deal of the Day

Have you ever wanted to buy something but knew that you had absolutely no need for it so you just tried to forget about it but every time you see it again, you want to buy it even more? That’s my relationship with Buckyballs. I just can’t justify spending money on those stupid metal balls. For what? Stress reliever? Clarity? So I can play with balls? Or can I? It’s like a rare alien metal that can somehow stick together. I don’t know how it works! It’s magic. An inevitable purchase. They have Buckycubes now for $25 (+ $5 shipping) which makes them even harder to avoid. I gotsta have it. But what about when they start introducing triangles, rectangles, trapezoids, paralellograms, hexagons, and rhombuses. Rhombuses were always my favorite shape (partly because I always forgot what they actually were). I’m gonna stay strong and hold out for the Buckyrhombuses. -CC More »