If it’s good enough for Jimmy Buffet and his ridiculous Hawaiian-shirt clad followers, then it should be good enough for you. A blended margarita is the official drink of summer, beaches, and ladies’ night out. With the Margaritaville DM1000 Key West Frozen Concoction Maker, you can keep the inner girl-drink-drunk happy for only $160. While everyone else is chugging hot coffee to fight off the cold, you’ll be enjoying a smooth margarita and possible hypothermia. – RB

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First things first. It’s incredibly sad that Andy Whitfield, who added a nice depth to Spartacus, passed away due to cancer. Second. Screw cancer. Third, premium cable is zee best. Not just for the curse words or the gore your brains violence or even the gratuitous nudity (okay, maybe the gratuitous nudity) but mostly because the lack of prudishly imposed limits can make for fearlessly authentic entertainment. Every single TV show would be better on premium cable. Okay, maybe not Two and a Half Men but that’s beyond saving. But awesome shows like Mad Men and Breaking Bad and Friday Night Lights and The OC? They would have been even better on premium cable. It’s true. So support premium cable. Support screwing cancer. Support the memory of Andy Whitfield by buying Spartacus: Blood and Sand + Gods of the Arena (Blu-ray) for 40 bucks. -CC More »

My parents, bless their heart, decided to raise me in a non-traditional way. I’m not talking about eat all the junk food you want and stay out all night non-traditional, I’m talking about how they handled Star Wars for me. That’s crucial in developing kids! They switched up the order and made me watch Star Wars like this: Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, and Return of the Jedi. Wonky, right? More »

Do you know what sucks on a small and squashed laptop screen? Movies. TV shows. Games. You to the tube. Websites. Twitter. Chatting. The entire internet. Movie editing. Photoshop. Zooey Deschanel. Cat videos. Downloading music. Listening to music. Pretending to listen to music to ignore co-workers. Yes. Pretty much evvverrrything is worse on the smaller screen. But you know what will convince you to get that bigger, badder and just better monitor? Porn. I have a friend who only watches adult masterpieces on his 1080p 50 inch LCD. That must make for glorious personal time. I’m not advising you to go that route but even upping your game to a 20-inch Acer Monitor for $90 will make you enjoy the breastesses of starlets that much more. When it comes to personal time, an inch makes a mile of a difference my friend. -CC More »

Have you ever wanted to buy something but knew that you had absolutely no need for it so you just tried to forget about it but every time you see it again, you want to buy it even more? That’s my relationship with Buckyballs. I just can’t justify spending money on those stupid metal balls. For what? Stress reliever? Clarity? So I can play with balls? Or can I? It’s like a rare alien metal that can somehow stick together. I don’t know how it works! It’s magic. An inevitable purchase. They have Buckycubes now for $25 (+ $5 shipping) which makes them even harder to avoid. I gotsta have it. But what about when they start introducing triangles, rectangles, trapezoids, paralellograms, hexagons, and rhombuses. Rhombuses were always my favorite shape (partly because I always forgot what they actually were). I’m gonna stay strong and hold out for the Buckyrhombuses. -CC More »