That headline isn’t a cynical, ill thought-out slur on the fairer haired members of humanity. I’d never do that — after all, some of my best friends are blonde.
The Keyboard for Blondes is, in fact the real name of a product made for and by idiots. This $50 chunk of pink plastic is likely the same one you could pick up in beige from your local dime-store, but instead of the usual keycap markings, you get such hilarious gems as The Big One (spacebar), Oops! (backspace), No! (escape) and Useless Key (command or control, depending on what computer you plug it into).
Here’s a quote from the site:
Something about it will remind you of the Reese Witherspoon’s character.
There is also a downloadable driver package which makes the thing talk to you. The download page has a captcha (what?!) and… I’m sorry. I can’t write any more. This is too depressing. The site even spells Mac in all caps (MAC), reminding us that the only real useless key on any keyboard is the caps lock. Sigh.
Product page [Keyboard for Blondes via New Launches]