Viral Lenovo W700ds ad is physically difficult to watch

Hey, Lenovo: thanks for the $8-an-hour “cameraman,” $10-an-hour “actress,” and Oscar-caliber “plot,” but the dual displays, digitizer, and RAID array are the real porn here. Of course, the suggestive music ripped off an 90s vintage Playboy DVD doesn’t hurt — mildly NSFW footage after the break.

[Via CNET, thanks Kunai]

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Krumb Snatcha, ‘Feelin”: Free MP3 of the Day

Fans of Gang Starr should recognize the name and voice from Krumb’s verse on “Make Em Pay” from the Moment of Truth album. Expect more boom-bap hip-hop with his latest offering, “Hidden Scriptures,” which features production by Pete Rock, Da Beatminerz, and Large Professor.

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Designer Chumby up for sale: $600 never seemed so functional

Apparently Sara Antoinette Martin is quite the artist, and either her or Chumby (or both) are mighty, mighty proud of her handiwork. Available now for those unaffected by things like global recession and public opinion, the Designer Chumby pictured in the gallery below can be had for $599.95. Functionally, it’s exactly the same as the vanilla Chumby — which, by the way, sells for “just” $199.95 — but we dare you to convince us the bragging rights attached aren’t worth the extra four bills. Okay, we’re convinced.

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CyberNotes: Dumb Laws from Around Canada and the U.K.

This article was written on January 18, 2008 by CyberNet.

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Back in November, a Funny Friday feature we wrote about was “Dumb Laws from Around the U.S.” It included a list of some crazy and funny laws from each state in the United States that made you say to yourself “hmm…. what were they thinking when they came up with this one!” One of the commenter’s asked that we do an encore with stupid laws from outside of the United States because other countries have crazy laws too! We thought it was a good idea so we went to look at our site statistics to find out where a majority of you are coming from.  Next to the United States, we receive the most visitors from the United Kingdom and Canada. So today we thought we’d take a look at dumb, crazy, not to mention funny laws from those two countries.

Canada – laws found in all or some of the country

  • Citizens may not publicly remove bandages
  • You may never use dice to play craps
  • When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn
  • It’s illegal to climb trees
  • It is illegal to right turn on a red light at any time
  • You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway
  • Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street
  • It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft
  • Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned
  • Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses
  • You may not work on your car in the street
  • Wooden logs may not be painted
  • In Hartland New Brunswick, you are not allowed to make jokes about people with mustaches unless that person or persons first name begins with the letter “A” and last name begins with the letter “N.”

Crazy Canadian Laws

Sources: Here and here

United Kingdom – laws deemed the “Most Ridiculous”

  • It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
  • It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down
  • In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
  • Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
  • In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter
  • A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet
  • The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen
  • It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
  • It is illegal to enter the houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
  • In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

While it’s not the best quality, the video below goes through some of the laws listed above, but includes a few additional funny ones as well:

Source: BBC

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Specs for HP’s Mini 1100 pop up, ExpressCard/54 slot is a go Update: maybe not

Looks like HP’s web monkeys are filling in the product pages for those unannounced Mini 1100s we spotted earlier — spec pages for the 1133CL, 1135NR, 1140NR and 1141NR have been posted, and those rumors of an ExpressCard/54 slot are apparently true. It sounds like the 1141NR is the Vivienne Tam edition — it comes with a “Vivienne Tam sleeve” — but apart from that and Bluetooth in the 1135NR and 1140NR, they’ve all got the same 10.1-inch 1024 x 576 display, 1.6GHz Atom N270, 1GB RAM, 60GB drive, and three-cell battery. No idea why HP’s got so many different confusing model numbers for what seems like the exact same product, but we’re guessing we’ll find out more soon — hopefully there’s a bit more sense behind this silliness than with the Eee alphabet soup.

Update: HP’s told Lilliputing that the ExpressCard listing is a mistake and that the 1100s are just minor variations on the 1000s, but the entries are all still up with no changes. Guess we’ll wait and see when these things go official.

[Thanks, Ricardo]

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Wasp-Like Robot Developed for Keyhole Surgeries

wasp_robot.jpgOne of medicine’s future goals is to develop methods and devices to be used for non-invasive keyhole surgeries. Designers have borrowed numerous elements from nature to make prototypes of tools such as snake-like robots before. Another one that stemmed from biomimicry is a wasp-like probe that is theorized to make keyhole surgeries safer. Apparently, female wood wasps of the Siricidae family have two dovetailed shafts with backwards-facing teeth that they use to deposit eggs into pine trees. The wasp bores into the wood by oscillating the shafts back and forth, with the teeth holding the needle-like body part in place within the wood.

The same mechanism is designed on a robot by Ferdinando Rodriguez y Baena of the Imperial College of London. This robot is designed with two shafts, each with 50-micrometer-long teeth to mimic the wasp’s movement. The device is flexible and can avoid high-risk areas during operation, going straight to its goal. The current prototype has successfully been tested on pig muscle tissue and proved to be able to crawl across brain-like gel without damage, according to New Scientist.

Huawei bringing Android smartphone to next month’s MWC

We already knew Huawei’s gearing up to enter the Android smartphone market — at least in Australia — and now the company has confirmed plans to show its first device at February’s Mobile World Congress. Unfortunately we don’t know much else at the moment, but we expect to shed some more light on this next month. Additionally, the company says it’ll be showing the world’s smallest modem, the world’s first commercial HSPA+ Stick, and a new digital photo display, among other surprises. We’re hoping those known unknowns turn out to be more Android phones, but something tells us they wouldn’t be so coy with that.

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Calculator Computes Monetary Value of Emotional Damage

Emotional Damage CalculatorWe’ve seen many types of calculators over the years – from ordinary ones to those that can compute the body’s fat ratio and others that can compute one’s carbon footprint. Far removed from most everything we’ve seen is this rather quirky calculator from Japanese company Wiz. You see, it’s meant to compute for something quite intangible – emotional damage. It does sound crazy, but it seems Wiz has its proverbial tongue fully pressed against its cheek upon this toy’s development.

Classified as a “gag” toy, this device aptly called “Consolation Money Calculator,” can tell your offender just how much their slight means in concrete money value. Users have to input details of their personality, details of the offense and their relationship to the offender to get the final amount. There are even bundled invoice sheets you can hand out to those who cause you grief. The Consolation Money Calculator will be available this January 24 in Japan for around $30.

Sony to shutter Japanese TV plant as part of restructuring efforts

Hey Sony — we know that experiencing your first annual operating loss in 14 years calls for drastic measures, but this is bordering on downright rash. Barely a month after announcing that 16,000 employees would be axed, Sony has now revealed plans to close one of its two television plants in Japan and rid itself of 2,000 domestic full-time jobs as it attempts to “revive its electronics business.” Of note, it’s stated that those 2,000 — which seem to be a part of the previously mentioned 16,000 figure — will be shed via “early retirement and other programs.” Just think what a 40-inch XEL-1 would do for business. No, seriously Sony, just think.

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Bandai moteQ Toy for Single Ladies

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Whenever someone comes up with a tech toy or gadget specially made for the feminine persuasion, my knee-jerk reaction is to roll my eyes and snort. After all, I’ve seen a lot of gadgets for the ladies that turn out to be nothing but pink-colored or dumbed-down versions of another device. This toy by Bandai isn’t any better, albeit a bit different from any I’ve seen. If you’ve ever chanced upon any of those “tests” or “tips” for single women in glossy ladies’ magazines, then you’ve got the gist of Bandai moteQ, except this one’s in toy form. Think Tamagotchi with a twist.

The moteQ is a small toy, akin to the size of a compact, with a monochromatic LCD and plastic chassis. It contains some sort of a trivia game to help single women understand the male psyche a bit better by answering questions Bandai asked 1,000 dudes from across Japan. Questions are numerous and diverse in nature, ranging from the more mundane subjects such as fishing to ones more relevant to the aim such as romantic relationships. Of course, to pique interest on the toy, the Bandai moteQ will launch before Valentine’s, on February 7 in Japan for $28 per.