Poll: The most atrocious-sounding music

The worst sounding recording of 2007, so far.

Iffy sound quality isn’t a new problem. Bad sound can’t directly be blamed on digital, analog, vinyl, CD, or even MP3. Those are release formats; the quality of the recording itself is what I’m talking about.

Granted, personal taste plays a big part in defining good or bad sound. For every person who says the sound is clear and detailed, there’s another who thinks it’s ragged and harsh.

That said, the trend of late is toward spitty distortion, the kind that obscures the sound of the vocals and instruments, and buries them in grunge. I’m not opposed to grit that adds an edge to music, but I can’t stand recordings made by people who either don’t know what they’re doing or are too deaf to notice the error of their ways.

Bob Dylan, of all people, agrees with me.

“You listen to these modern records–they’re atrocious, they have sound all over them. There’s no definition of nothing, no vocal, no nothing, just like–static,” Dylan said in a Rolling Stone interview with Jonathan Lethem in September 2006.

He’s not just referring to other people’s records; he included his own record, “Modern Times,” in his rant: “Even these songs probably sounded 10 times better in the studio when we recorded ’em.” I believe Dylan. That album was a blurry wall of sound. You can hardly hear individual instruments.

The worst recording of 2009 so far–it’s still early–is the Heartless Bastards’ “The Mountain” CD. It’s too bad because I really like the music. It rocks hard, and I love Erika Wennerstrom’s strange voice, but there’s severe distortion whenever she sings loud.

The distortion was so incredibly annoying that my speakers’ tweeters sounded broken. If the distortion just appeared on the hard-edged, bluesier numbers, I might have thought that it was intentional, but the sound was just as ragged on “So Quiet,” in which Wennerstrom is accompanied by violin.

Originally posted at The Audiophiliac

NVIDIA’s Franken-Mini is half HP, half Tegra, no Intel

And now, a little visit to the “Why not?” department: NVIDIA is showing off an HP Mini 1000 at CTIA that it has totally gutted, replacing the laptop’s stock Atom-based circuitry with its own Tegra wares atop a bone-stock Windows CE build. At first the move seems counterproductive since Tegra can’t run XP or Vista, but if you look at this as the first prototype of a large Tegra-powered $99 MID, you’re thinking along the right lines. The concept isn’t indicative of any sort of partnership between NVIDIA and HP, but the chipmaker is looking at this as an opportunity to demonstrate to manufacturers how easy it is to make a device like this — and like other Tegra devices we’ve seen, this thing could easily have HDMI, run fluid 3D graphics, and generally make the world a better place at a stupid cheap price. We were also shown a Tegra single-board computer measuring no larger than a single small-outline DIMM like you’d find in a modern laptop, proof that this action can be scaled way down depending on the kinds of devices manufacturers are looking to make. Check out a video of the Franken-Mini after the break.

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Google restores tethering apps to Android Market, just not in the US

They’re back; Google has restored the tethering applications pulled from the Android Market earlier this week. What, can’t you see them? That’s because you live in the US. In a statement sent to affected developers, Google says:

We inadvertently unpublished your application for all mobile providers; if you like, we can restore your app so that all Android Market users outside the T-Mobile US network will have access to your application.

Thanks so much T-Mobile US, Google.

[Thanks, Chris]

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GAME-800 all-in-one handheld tries out a new control scheme

We’ll hand it to whatever Chinese company conjured up the GAME-800 — there’s at least a smidgen of ingenuity here. Granted, we suspect it’s all for the worse, but we digress. The GAME-800 all-in-one handheld does just about everything save for make calls; we’re talking an MP5 (seriously) player, text and photo viewer, camera, NES / GBA emulator and even support for video playback. Internally, you’ll spot 4GB of storage, which complements the integrated SD expansion slot nicely. There’s also a TV output, 3.5-inch QVGA display, twin 3.5 millimeter headphone jacks and USB 2.0 connectivity. We might say it was actually worth he $69.99 asking price if not for our befuddlement relating to those awkwardly sorted directional arrows, but until we see support for an external game pad, we’ll pass.

[Via technabob]

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Reactable multitouch table / musical instrument goes into production

This so-called Reactable built by some researchers at Pompeu Fabra University has been making the rounds of trade shows and other events for quite a while now, but it looks like the group is now really getting their act together by forming a company (Reactable Systems) and putting the device into production. The table itself is not too dissimilar from some of the other multitouch tables out there, but it takes a slightly different tact by focusing primarily on the device’s potential as a musical instrument. To make things even simpler for the users, the table makes use of a series of “pucks” that each control a different aspect of the system, and are able to interact with each other when they’re in close proximity. No word on a price or actual release date just yet, as you might expect, but you can check it out in action in the video after the break.

[Via MusicRadar]

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Pulsing Touchscreen Tech Spells Out Braille

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A new kind of touch-screen technology could bring Braille to cellphone displays, allowing the blind to read mobile content — if they do a little extra learning first. Best of all, it can be done with existing screens.

Researchers at the University of Tampere in Finland took a Nokia 770 Internet Tablet and wrote custom software that would vibrate the piezoelectric layer in the touch-screen to mimic the bumps felt in the 3×2 matrix of dots that make up a Braille character.

When the reader puts his finger on the screen, raised dots are “displayed" by a fast, intense vibration. Gaps are represented by a lower level, longer lasting buzz. According to the New Scientist, when a sequence of six dots is pulsed at 360 milliseconds apart, each character could be read in little over a second.

Because of the temporally linear nature of the pulses, even those used to the parallel delivery of normal Braille had to do some work to learn the new sequence, but it didn’t take long. The technology could be added to any phone with a piezoelectric layer in the display and screen-reading software would be even simpler to implement than text to speech.

The project is still experimental, but with so few barriers, it could become real very quickly.

Vibrating touch screen puts Braille at the fingertips [New Scientist]
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Teenage Engineering’s OP-1 pocket synth caught on video

The OP-1 is for real… and we’ve got the proof. It’s an ambitious little project, to be sure — a battery powered pocket synth / sampler / DAW controller / drum sequencer — and one we’re looking forward to getting our hands on when it finally becomes available. According to the heads behind Teenage Engineering, that day should come within 10-12 months. But don’t take our word for it — check out the video after the break.

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Smoking Gun Gigarette Holder: Wrong in So Many Ways

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I gave up smoking a couple of months back, but I haven’t become one of those coughing, air-wafting whiners, the born-again non-smokers who are more militant about “second-hand smoke" than any lifelong non-smoker.

Still, I love the symbolic irony contained within this cigarette holder. The Smoking Gun will empty your wallet faster than a sixty-a-day habit (it’s $140), but the fun of breathing death-dealing fumes through the barrel of a model pistol is obvious. It also serves to annoy all those do-gooders who constantly ask “Do you know how bad that is for you?" (the correct response is to feign both ignorance and genuine surprise — “No? Really?")

The trinket itself is brass and comes either painted in gold, black, red or white. I’m tempted to start smoking again, just so I can fire some healthy goodness down my throat.

Product page [Design Glut via Noquedanblogs]

MacBook secondary LCD mod instructions available, napkin not included

If you, like many, lurved the secondary LCD MacBook mod then why not give it a go? Eddie Zarick has posted a tutorial listing everything you need including the $200 Century Plus One sub-monitor. The instructions are by no means exhaustive, but if your deftness with a soldering iron is equaled only by your Apple fanaticism then this is the job for you.

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Power Your Gadgets with Water

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Hook the “Self Generator" up to an available faucet and the water will turn a turbine and generate enough electricity to power an electric toothbrush, a shaver or a hair dryer. That’s the theory, at least. In practice, we doubt that Jin Woo Han’s concept design would do anything more than trickle-charge (sorry) the most undemanding of gadgets and, as you will see below, offer an almost unlimited supply of puns.

The idea is sound, though — the pressure that sprays the water from your taps is harnessed to drive a power outlet, rated at a rather optimistic 220 volts. Any unneeded juice is stored in a battery and the water itself drops from the tap at a reduced speed. There is also an indicator on the side of the generator to tell you just how much energy you have saved.

As a concept, it has potential (sorry again), but we feel impelled (ahem) to point out that electricity and water don’t mix. And that, despite Han’s claims, a “mixer" is not something found beside the faucet.

Product page [Coroflot via Oh Gizmo!]