
Can a fanny-pack ever be cool? The answer is a resounding “no”, but try telling that to the worldwide tourist throngs that carry their valuables in one easy-to-snatch pouch on their waists. The only good thing about it is the name, which in British English means something quite different.
But the fanny pack is as useful as it is dorky. What if somebody came up with a hipper hip-bag? You’re ahead of me here. Fabric Horse make a whole range, only they’re not fanny packs. They’re utility belts. Like Batman wears. Awesome.
The packs, sorry, belts, are designed for cyclists, and are especially handy in the summer when heavy messenger bags or rucksacks make you sweat. They come in full and half sizes (more or less pockets), have clip or Velcro fastenings, metal loops for clipping carabiners and wrenches. They also have the Lock Holster, a loop at the back designed to carry a Kryptonite Evo Mini, apparently the bike messenger’s lock of choice. The holsters are “made from seat belts pulled from junk yards,” so they’ll last.
Could it be that Fabric Horse has finally made the fanny pack not just acceptable but actually desirable? Maybe. Packs run from $55 up to $120, and a standalone (hang-alone?) lock holster is just $10.
Product page [Fabric Horse. Thanks, Google!]


