Rabbis Have Feelings Too

These days it seems like I am always tired. Not the 5-am-wakeup-so-I-can-get-to-the-gym kind of tired. And not even the 11-pm-bedtime-after-a-long-night-of-meetings tired. And while those kids certainly tire me out, I don’t think I can blame them for this one either.

These days I’m tired because I’m empathizing more with each member of my community. People keep getting sick — really sick. Diagnoses of cancers left, right, and center. As rabbis — or priests or pastors or imams — our congregants’ pain is our pain. Your fears are our fears, because we care for you and about you. Personally, I know that I am their rabbi and they are the members of my holy congregation. But more to the point, I feel that these people are my extended family.

There have also been deaths — too many deaths, too soon, too young, all tragic. It’s so painful. And while of course there is great joy in the rabbinate — weddings to celebrate, babies being born, children who sing and play joyfully in our synagogue — these days the joy does not always manage to outweigh the sadness.

I imagine this is quite normal. Step into the role of clergy, and you will see that from the moment we hear of a death, our lives are immediately changed. Meetings rescheduled, childcare altered, date night cancelled. And that’s just the beginning. Meet with the family, consult with the funeral home, write a eulogy, plan a funeral and burial, supervise shiva, counsel and support the mourners for weeks and months to come. As their rabbi, I walk on their path, crying with them, holding them, laughing and remembering when they want to laugh and remember.

Pain and loss also take a toll on doctors, nurses, and all those who witness suffering and must go home at the end of the day. When members of my community have a loss, they are generally suffering the one loss while I share a piece of all of their losses. I am so lucky to be in a large congregation with an incredible professional staff. Unlike many clergy who are alone in their congregations, this burden is not mine alone. But the sorrow I take home at the end of the day — indirectly impacting my husband and children — is mine alone. The pain of my congregants’ losses — the pain I carry with me — stays long after the shiva candle has been extinguished.

There has been so much pain for rabbis in the past few months, and I have to wonder if this pressure, fatigue, and pain is getting to everyone. Perhaps we need to learn better self-care. In this week’s Torah portion, Chukkat (Numbers 19:1-22:1), we read about a strange ritual performed after a person has come in contact with a corpse. The ritual of the red heifer removes that person’s impurity (or, “not-yet-readiness”) for Temple worship and communal living. The strangest part of the ritual is that the priest who helps purify the impure person becomes impure himself. The priest bathes, washes his clothes, and remains impure until evening. Only then may he return to his duties, his community, and his family. This is a Torah-mandated break for the priest and anyone else who has come in contact with the dead and with anyone who has come in contact with any of those people. The Torah shows us that pain and loss impact the lives of survivors beyond the immediate family, and that we need to take care of all those involved.

Reading this ritual, I wonder if this was the original rabbinic self-care, and what we might learn from this today. When you see your rabbi in a funeral suit, ask him how he’s feeling. If you know your rabbi has been dealing with a lot of sorrows lately, share your joys with her more. Give your rabbi some time and space after a funeral — it could be an hour away from the office (and rabbis, we owe it to ourselves to actually take a break!) or just a casual conversation about the weather. Don’t insist that he or she return to the pressures of the office — the emails, the phone calls, the details of planning a program — right after participating in the holy and sad task of a funeral. Allow him or her to pause, to take some time to grieve and to once again become “ready” for ritual work and communal life. Imagine how much more “ready” we all might be if we take some time away to heal and rejuvenate.

Clergy are called to this profession because we care. Our empathy runs deep as we engage in holy relationships and journey together on life’s path. When that empathy is returned, we can give you so much more.

How Well Do You Actually Know English Slang? Take This Quiz To Find Out

English is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world. Why is it then that two native speakers can carry on a conversation without having a clue what the other is saying?

The answer: slang. Or jargon, lingo, patois, colloquialisms, what-have-you, etc.

The U.S. certainly has its fair share, but the fact is we’re missing out on a whole bunch of vibrant words and expressions you’ll only find in the north of England, or in some small town in Nova Scotia, to name just two places rich in their linguistic intricacies. Ever heard Australian slang? It’s awesome, or “ripper,” as they might say.

So, how well do you know your English-speaking slang? Match the definition (found in italics) to the slang words in this quiz to find out.

Check out the answer key at the end and you might just learn a few new turns of phrase:

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The Girls' Lounge Takes Cannes with Confidence

The annual Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity is a spectacular display of the world’s best advertising, with an overlay of seminars, meetings, networking, parties, intimate dinners and not-so-intimate dinners. It is the place to be. And in some moments, it’s a place that makes you want to hide away just to catch your breath.

Thankfully, there was a destination passed on from one female advertising executive to another… The Ipsos Girls’ Lounge, a sanctuary away from the madness. Set up inside a sprawling penthouse at the Hotel Martinez this year, this growing group of smart, savvy women continued to redefine itself.

The Girls’ Lounge began as a female-only oasis at a few select conferences, providing beauty touchups that boost outer confidence — a great blowout, a fresh manicure, professional makeup and digital profile makeovers. In its second Cannes Lions, the Girls’ Lounge dug deeper with its Confidence Circle breakfast series and afternoon networking sessions, delving into issues that resonate strongly with professional career women.

Against the backdrop of the French Riviera, advertising’s All-Stars, including, Meredith Levien, New York Times‘ executive vice president of advertising, participated in a spirited debate about the future of women and their lack of representation at the top. Shelley Zalis, founder of the Ipsos Girl’s Lounge, challenged companies to not fill quotas for female leaders — but to actively seek out the most qualified women for these top roles and to adapt the working conditions for them. We need to keep our talented female executives opted in.

A resounding note rang true over and over: Women need to be less modest. We should be able to say we’re great and be confident about it. If you feel you have a different perspective and never speak up, you’re not going to get anywhere. If you want to get to the next level, you have to express yourself with what makes you unique and special.

“Female empowerment is about embracing feminine qualities like nurturing and collaboration,” said Zalis. “The companies that are successful now have these as core values although they were once considered to be too female.”

Zalis also shared how she gained balance early on by thinking forward. “Will I regret this? If my kid is playing in a game and he/she wants me to be there because it’s important to them, I won’t miss it. You have to change the meeting, or find someone else to take it… rebalance yourself. If I am going to regret something later, I don’t do it!” said Zalis.

An equally important component to balance and boosting confidence is taking care of your body during a packed business trip. Instructor Nicole Rijelle led the sunrise stretch, and reminded the ladies that in addition to paying our credit card bills, we must also remember to pay our “sexy bill”! It’s easy to push off exercise and eat badly while away, but we must break that work travel habit. And once we brought our sexy back, Courréges provided wardrobe consultation, sharing a stunning array of ensembles to show off the tone.

One of the things I love most about the Girls’ Lounge is you never know who you’re going to meet or what you will hear. From Gayle Fuguitt, CEO of ARF to Melissa Goidel, CRO of Refinery29 to the mother of Atlantic Recording Artist Katy Tiz who flew to Cannes just to hear her daughter rock the terrace with her hit “The Big Bang.”

All week along the Croisette, women were seen carrying their pink and white gift boxes from PopSugar, with perfectly coiffed hair, stunning makeup, their bags stuffed with business cards and lightness in their festival-weary feet. All telltale signs they had just visited the Girls’ Lounge.

The Girls’ Lounge has opened up the energy to have dialogue between women, with the authenticity of trust between girlfriends. I hope to see you at the Girls’ Lounge at ANA in Orlando on October 15-18, and at CES in Las Vegas in January 2015.

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These Pups Dressed To Support Their World Cup Teams Should All Advance To Next Round

You might think you have pride in your country’s team, but rest assured you’ve got nothing on these doggie World Cup fans! Just check out all these winners sent to HuffPost Good News by Instagram’s PR team.

Look at these guys barking for America:

Cupcake the golden retriever is pure gold.

‘Merica. ‘Nuff said.

This patriotic pooch loves our flag.

Aww this pup is wearing a bandana.

Another bandana!

Let’s not forget the international fans:

Here’s a wink for Italy.

A Brazil fan has never looked so adorable.

“Bummer, I didn’t expect that last minute goal,” says this Italy supporter.

This dog wants you to help him cheer for Ecuador!

A World Cup alien?!

Brazil looks even better in fur.

This Japan fan is not kidding around.

Instamask!

Let’s paws and cheer for this Japan fan.

Keep fightin’ the good fight, little guys!

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Industry Complaints About the New EPA Carbon Pollution Rule? We've Heard It All Before

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U.S. Chamber of Commerce President Tom Donohue commissioned economic research firm IHS to produce another fact-challenged, anti-environmental study.

The argument industrial polluters and their friends in Congress are making against the new Environmental Protection Agency plan to curb power plant carbon emissions should sound familiar. After all, it’s the same scare tactic they trot out every time the government proposes stricter emission controls: exaggerate the cost, overstate job losses, and completely ignore the benefits.

The debate that roiled Washington 24 years ago during the George H.W. Bush administration is a good example. That’s when Congress, after a decade-long stalemate, passed legislation to reduce acid rain, urban smog and toxic chemicals in the air. Industry groups predicted the 1990 Clean Air Act amendments would cost anywhere from $46 billion to $104 billion a year, which, accounting for inflation, amounted to $71 billion to $160 billion in 2006, the base year the EPA used in a 2011 report to calculate the law’s cost. The agency determined that, in 2010, the law cost $53 billion — at least 25 percent less than industry predicted — and, more important, generated $1.2 trillion in public health and environmental benefits.

The proposal the EPA announced earlier this month would reduce power plant carbon pollution 30 percent from 2005 levels by 2030, which would likely close dozens of dirty, outdated coal-fired power plants. Most of the 600 or so coal-fired power plants operating across the country, which are responsible for 38 percent of the nation’s total carbon emissions, were built before 1980, when Pac-Man was cutting edge.

Just days before the EPA announced the draft rule, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the country’s largest business federation, released a report warning it would cost the economy $50 billion a year for the next 16 years, eliminate more than 200,000 jobs annually, and increase electricity costs by $289 billion by 2030.

There was no mention of the benefits of cutting carbon, but that’s no surprise. The Chamber has a history of disputing climate science, and five years ago a number of corporations, including energy companies Exelon and Pacific Gas & Electric, cancelled their memberships over the Chamber’s campaign against climate legislation. Although the Chamber refuses to identify its members, at least one major oil company, Chevron Texaco, and the oil and gas industry’s main trade association, the American Petroleum Institute, have reportedly given the association substantial donations in recent years.

As expected, the Chamber report provided ammunition for coal state legislators who’ve been railing about the Obama administration’s “war on coal” for some time.

Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) waxed hyperbolic. The EPA rule, he said, “is a dagger in the heart of the American middle class, and to representative democracy itself.” Echoing the Chamber report, McConnell maintained the rule would lead to “higher costs, fewer jobs, and a less-reliable energy grid.”

The response from Sen. Joe Manchin (D) of West Virginia was more measured, but essentially the same. The proposed rule “appears to be more about desirability rather than reliability or feasibility,” he said, “with little regard for rising consumer prices, the effects on jobs, and the impact on the reliability of our electric grid.”

Another Misleading Industry-Funded Report from IHS

For its part, the Chamber says it is merely providing a public service. “Americans deserve to have an accurate picture of the costs and benefits associated with the administration’s plans to reduce carbon dioxide emissions through unprecedented and aggressive EPA regulations,” Karen Harbert, president and CEO of the Chamber’s Institute for 21st Century Energy, said in a press release.

Accurate picture? If you’re looking in a funhouse mirror.

As it turns out, the Chamber report was produced by IHS, the same economic research firm I criticized last fall for its study that grossly inflated the number of jobs created by fracking and ignored oil and gas’ impact on public health, the environment and the climate. The Chamber — along with the American Petroleum Institute, America’s Natural Gas Alliance and other industry trade groups — financed that study.

IHS took the opposite tack this time around to reach its preordained, funder-friendly conclusion. Instead of tweaking its analysis to pump up job numbers, as it did in its fracking study, it used flawed assumptions to magnify the carbon rule’s cost and exaggerate job losses. And where IHS left out the substantial cost of fracking in last fall’s report, its most recent Chamber report doesn’t factor in the carbon rule’s considerable benefits, despite Harbert’s promise to provide the deserving public with that information.

IHS’ latest Chamber-sponsored study came under withering fire from not only the EPA, but also the Tampa Bay TimesPolitiFact.com and Glenn Kessler, the Washington Post‘s resident fact-checker. Among other things, they pointed out that IHS wrongly assumed the rule would require a 42 percent reduction of carbon emissions from 2005 levels by 2030 when the EPA actually proposed a 30 percent cut.

IHS also incorrectly presumed the rule would require new natural gas plants to install carbon capture technology to meet their emissions-reduction targets. That baseless assumption distorted IHS’ estimate of how much electric utilities would have to spend over the next 16 years. It predicted that $339 billion of an estimated $478 billion in compliance costs — roughly 70 percent — would be needed to pay for new, more expensive carbon-capture capable plants.

Finally, even if IHS’ prediction of a $50-billion decline in annual economic output were true, it would have a negligible impact on a U.S economy with an annual gross domestic product of $17 trillion. As economist Paul Krugman pointed out in his New York Times column, “what the Chamber of Commerce is actually saying is that we can take dramatic steps on climate — steps that would transform international negotiations, setting the stage for global action — while reducing our incomes by only one-fifth of 1 percent. That’s cheap!”

The Coal Industry Has Been Contracting for Decades

What about the Chamber report’s claim that reducing power plant carbon emissions would throw 224,000 people out of work every year? That bloated estimate, which cuts across all job categories, also rests on IHS’ flawed calculation of the cost of compliance. In other words, there’s not much credibility there.

The EPA does estimate that the new carbon rule will lead to job losses nationally of 72,000 to 77,900 from 2021 to 2025 in such sectors as power plant construction and mining. But the agency projects that those losses would be offset by 76,200 to 112,000 new jobs in 2025 in the energy efficiency sector.

Coal state legislators, for their part, have mounted a vigorous defense of mining jobs, but they are at least 30 years too late. Although coal production is up substantially, at the end of 2012 the industry employed only 81,000 people, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) — less than a third of what it did in the late 1970s. That amounted to only 0.05 percent of overall nonfarm U.S. employment. According to Krugman, “shutting down the whole industry would eliminate fewer jobs than America lost in an average week during the Great Recession of 2007-9.”

How does that translate at the state level? Let’s look at Sen. McConnell’s home state, Kentucky, the nation’s third largest coal producer. The Republican minority leader is up for reelection this year, and his Democratic challenger, Alison Lundergan Grimes, is just as adamant about defending coal jobs as he is. When the EPA announced its proposed carbon emissions rule earlier this month, Grimes vowed to “fiercely oppose the president’s attack on Kentucky’s coal industry because protecting our jobs will by my No. 1 priority.”

Both McConnell and Grimes are playing to the home crowd, but the reality is cheap natural gas and mechanization has driven coal industry employment in the state to a historic low. At the end of last year, the industry employed only 11,700 Kentuckians out of a total nonfarm workforce of more than 1.85 million, according to the BLS. That’s a paltry 0.6 percent. Meanwhile, in Wyoming — the country’s top coal producer — the industry employs only 2.2 percent of the state’s nonfarm workers. In West Virginia, the second largest coal producer, it employs 2.9 percent.

What About the Benefits?

Given power plants are the largest source of carbon pollution in the country, the new EPA proposal — the first of its kind — would go a long way to address the threat that is unfolding before our eyes. In 2012 alone, climate and weather disasters cost the U.S. economy more than $100 billion and, according to a new study, that could be just a taste of things to come. The study, commissioned by former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, concluded that rising seas and extreme heat could cost hundreds of billions in lost property, crops and labor productivity unless U.S. businesses and policymakers take immediate steps to cut carbon emissions and prepare communities for the unavoidable consequences of climate change.

Not only would the EPA proposal reduce power plant carbon emissions by 30 percent from 2005 levels — and many would argue that’s not enough — the EPA says it also would cut “traditional” pollutants that cause soot and smog by more than 25 percent in 2030. All told, the agency projects that the new rule would provide an estimated $55 billion to $93 billion in climate and health benefits in 2030.

You won’t find any of that in the Chamber report.

Elliott Negin is the director of news and commentary at the Union of Concerned Scientists.

Miami Heat Made LeBron Happy With Trade For Shabazz Napier

Help is on the way. The Miami Heat seemed to make LeBron James happy on Thursday night by trading up with the Charlotte Hornets to snag point guard Shabazz Napier out of UConn. James, who recently opted out of his contract and will become a free agent this summer, quickly took to Twitter and praised the 2014 national champion.

After Napier led the UConn Huskies to an NCAA championship back in April, the four-time NBA MVP tweeted that no point guard should be taken before him in the draft. While Heat president Pat Riley didn’t seem happy with the cost of moving up to get Napier, he may have at least started the process in making sure LeBron stays in Miami.

“If LeBron and I have the same taste in talent, so be it,” Riley told Ira Winderman of the South Florida Sun Sentinel. “I know LeBron tweeted something out about him and why not?”

The Color of Carbon: How the EPA Clean Power Rule Could Help Communities of Color

The EPA’s proposed Clean Power Plan drew praise from environmental advocates who have long hoped that Washington would finally take action to limit greenhouse gas emissions and address the threat of climate change. Criticism, perhaps predictably, came from a combination of climate change deniers, coal-reliant communities worried about potential job loss, and business interests bemoaning possible higher energy costs.

Citing the cost issue as it joined the chorus of opposition was the National Black Chamber of Commerce. While the Black Chamber’s opposition may be sincere, it also provides big business advocates with a bit of diversity cover — striking since people of color actually stand the most to gain from the short-term public health benefits of the rule.

The reason: Reductions in carbon emissions will also reduce emissions of other pollutants, such as particulate matter, that cause problems such as asthma, cardiovascular disease and other respiratory effects, many of which disproportionately affect communities of color. These immediate public health benefits were stressed by President Obama as he tried to “sell” the EPA’s proposed action.

The proposed Rule will limit power plant emissions of carbon — which until now have remained unregulated — by creating a “consistent national framework” to reduce carbon pollution, while granting states flexibility in how they meet federal standards in ways that are most efficient and reflective of their needs. Because of this, the EPA’s proposal gives state-specific carbon emission targets that they will then meet individually or in regional groups — with carbon trading as one option on the table.

Carbon trading is already up and running in California. In a report, Minding the Climate Gap, that we prepared as the state’s trading system was being booted up, we found that the major portion of particulate pollution from facilities likely to fall under the cap-and-trade system came from a small number of facilities clustered in densely populated low-income communities and communities of color.

Using California Air Resource Board and Census data, we calculated the population-weighted average particulate emissions for all people of color and non-Hispanic whites — and the former group experienced a pollution burden that was over 70 percent higher than the latter group, with much of the difference due to emissions from petroleum refineries. In another study conducted with environmental economist, Jim Boyce, we looked at the pattern nationally — although with slightly less complete coverage of facilities — and also found that emissions of toxic co-pollutants from greenhouse gas emitters were much higher in communities of color.

All this suggests that the EPA’s proposed rule to reduce carbon emissions — and with them, co-pollutants like particulate matter, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides, and air toxics could have enormous and immediate public health benefits for minority neighborhoods already stressed by other sorts of exposures. The economic interests of various business groups, including the Black Chamber, who publicly worry about potentially higher energy costs need to be counter-balanced with the very significant financial savings of decreased respiratory illnesses associated with reductions in harmful pollutants that disproportionately affect millions of African Americans and Latinos.

To fully realize the public health benefits of the Clean Power Plan, however, state flexibility needs to be accountable to equity concerns as well. While letting states forge their own compliance path sounds great in theory, such flexibility could actually work out poorly in practice. The reason is exactly what we found in Minding the Climate Gap: Cap-and-trade systems account for greenhouse gas emissions, but generally miss the co-pollutants that have more immediate health impacts.

To understand the problem, consider that in California, the La Paloma power plant in McKittrick and the Exxon Mobile refinery in Torrance both emit between 2.5 and 3 million tons of carbon dioxide. However, the La Paloma power plant emits 48.6 tons of particulate matter in a mostly rural area with no other emitters nearby while the Exxon Mobile plant emits 352.2 tons in a densely populated urban area with many other emitters nearby. Clearly, carbon reductions in the urban and more populated location would have far higher health benefits and associated cost savings than similar carbon reductions in the rural and lightly populated location.

Making carbon market systems more effective at pricing in all co-pollutants along with carbon emissions is easier than many might think. This is partly because the bulk of co-pollutants are associated with a handful of facilities within a few sectors, making it straightforward to limit certain kinds of carbon trades or, alternatively, price the trades (with a surcharge) to factor in the public health costs of co-pollutants. Revenues from those trades could be invested to address job development and environmental distress in the most disadvantaged areas, a legislative strategy that is currently being implemented in California.

The big point here is that the EPA was right to move ahead on addressing climate change and the president was, in our view, right to promote the proposed rule based on its immediate public health benefits. At the same time, legitimate concerns remain about whether we will leave potential health benefits unrealized if we allow states to over-rely on carbon trading, while turning a blind eye to the fact that the market is not an even playing field, particularly for people of color.

Another — cooler and cleaner — planet is possible and the EPA’s Clean Power Plan proposal is a step in the right direction to address climate change. Yet as stakeholders debate the Plan over the next several months, it will be critical to factor in health and equity concerns, consider the distribution of gains and losses, and encourage the full participation of every community that can benefit from reducing both greenhouse gas emissions and harmful co-pollutants.

Manuel Pastor is Professor of Sociology and American Studies & Ethnicity at the University of Southern California. Rachel Morello-Frosch is Professor of Environmental Science, Policy and Management at the School of Public Health at the University of California, Berkeley.

The Worst Things Written About 'Transformers: Age Of Extinction'

Michael Bay’s noisy “Transformers” series returns to the big screen this weekend for the fourth time in seven years. Again it’ll muster the sad inevitable: Atrocious reviews will do nothing to stave off the hundreds of millions of dollars “Age of Extinction” moviegoers shower upon the blockbuster. This one exchanges Shia LaBeouf for Mark Wahlberg, but it doesn’t want for any of the bad reviews that came with the previous installments. Made for a reported $165 million, “Extinction” is the franchise’s worst-reviewed entry to date, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

There are some good things about the movie, as we point out here, but they’re few and far between. Here are some of the worst things critics have written:

1. “Deafening, deadening and about two hours too long, ‘Extinction’ would mark the weakest installment yet of the 7-year-old Hasbro franchise — if the previous three movies were discernible from one another.” — Scott Bowles, USA Today

2. “Actually, director Michael Bay’s fourth heavy-metal installment is sensory overload in every sense. Noise, action, rubble. Which wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t so punishingly long — 2 hours and 45 minutes of furious pandemonium. You leave the cineplex feeling bludgeoned.” — David Hiltbrand, The Philadelphia Inquirer

3. “Crash. Shatter. Boom. Crash. Shatter. Boom. Smattering of silly dialogue. Pretty girl screams: ‘Dad!’ Crash. Shatter. Boom. Silly dialogue. ‘DAD!!!’ Crash. Shatter. Boom.

What? Oh, sorry. We were falling into a trance there.” — Jocelyn Noveck, The Associated Press

4. “The mythology seems to have been cobbled together at corporate strategy sessions out of notions ripped off from elsewhere.” — A.O. Scott, The New York Times

5. “Just bracing myself for 165 minutes of explosions, car chases, cars turning into robots, images of cars, robots, and tiny human figures spinning in slow motion after an explosion or a car chase, ludicrous bathos, tight shots looking up Nicola Peltz’s tiny shorts, stentorian sound effects, cheap Wagnerian music, all shot and edited as if by a Cuisinart. In short, the cinematic equivalent of being tied in a bag and being beaten by pipes.” — Peter Keough, The Boston Globe

6. “With ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction,’ the start of a — everyone duck! — second trilogy in his metalhead franchise, the Bay-man has made the worst and most worthless ‘Transformers’ movie yet. I know, hard to believe, right? How could any summer blockbuster be as dull, dumb and soul-sucking as the first three ‘Transformers’ movies? Step right up. … Kill me now.” — Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

7. “All those minutes devoted to crunching metal come at the expense of not just character and plot development, but also simple transitions. The movie moves both too slowly and too quickly, as scene transitions appear to have been stripped or significantly shortened during the editing process. Even the lengthy run time isn’t sufficient to develop the many story lines.” — Stephanie Merry, The Washington Post

8. “Bay at his worst is like an attention-deficient kid banging his toy bots together in the basement rec room. You wonder what enormity he would have hatched with another Hasbro franchise: Mr. Potato Head.” — Richard Corliss, TIME

9. “The film makes some attempts at winking to the audience with what I’d have to imagine is deliberately corny dialogue, but those clumsy stabs at ironic humor actually just serve to aggravate more. Oh so you know this is terrible, and yet you’re still pummeling us with incomprehensible action sequence after incomprehensible action sequence until our eyes and ears are bleeding? Thanks a lot.” — Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

10. “The new ‘Transformers’ is a completely unnecessary and soul-crushing 165 minutes long, bloated by exposition and plot turns that sound as if they were being made up as the movie was shot. You could cut 45 minutes out of ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ in completely random places; it would be a much better movie (and only slightly less coherent).” — Peter Hartlaub, San Francisco Chronicle

11. “This series was never good, but it was once fun, or at least flashy. Now that its gears have gone rusty, it’s time for an ‘Alien vs. Predator’-style rethink. It’s lucky that Hasbro owns other properties. How about ‘Transformers Vs. My Little Pony’? — Kyle Smith, New York Post

12. “Throw in the usual dollops of macho posturing (Cade and Shane fight over Tessa until they finally bond over firing big guns together), casual racism, and sexism (the women here are either slinky supermodels, overweight caricatures, or annoying senior citizens), and you have yourself yet another ‘Transformers’ money-making machine. It’s no doubt going to be good for business, but it’s yet another paper-cut on the soul of the movies.” — Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

13. “What is extinguished is the audience’s consciousness after being bombarded for nearly three hours with overwrought emotions (‘There’s a missile in the living room!’ Tessa hollers — twice), bad one-liners and battles that rarely rise above the banal. A trio of editors make a technical marvel out of the fight scenes, but can do little to link the story’s multiple threads into something coherent.” — Clarence Tsui, The Hollywood Reporter

14. “If the ‘human scenes’ all reek of adolescent dialogue and dopey snark masquerading as character development, it’s a toss-up if that’s better or worse than seeing clattering collections of caliginous junk — some voiced by John Goodman, Ken Watanabe and Robert Foxworth — sass each other before battling and flying about like so much space junk.” — Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News

15. “Hello, police? I’d like to report an assault.

Where? Down at the MegaGigaGrandePlex, and it’s still going on. Come quick! I barely escaped with my life.

The perp? Michael Bay. He gave me a full-body beatdown.

His weapon? ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction.'” — Soren Andersen, The Seattle Times

16. “It’s messy enough that, like a Rorschach blot, it yields whatever meaning you’d like if you stare at it long enough. But it’s so crazily empty headed that by the end, even the characters seem to be getting loopy, as they engage in endless dialogue over whose responsibility it is to trust and respect who — that many numbing explosions, shootouts, giant robot wars, and Dinobot riding will get anyone a little wacky.” — Alison Wilmore, BuzzFeed

Direwolf Mugs: Steinnis Barhorns

The adults in Westeros seem to drink booze like there’s no tomorrow. Given the world they live in, I don’t think we can begrudge them that. Etsy shop Chischilly Pottery pays homage to Game of Thrones‘ drunkards and direwolves with these awesome ceramic drinking horns. As the shop boasts, the mugs are sculptures you can drink from.

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As you can see, the mug is made to rest in a slanted position, following the shape of the wolf’s head. It can hold 22oz. of liquid in this position and 32oz. when upright. The mug comes in matte, glossy and metallic finishes.

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Warg into your browser and head to Etsy to order the mugs. They cost $50 (USD) to $54 each. Chischilly Pottery also has other mug designs, including dragons and horses.

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Infinity Hammock Puts A Modern Twist On The Traditional Hammock

Infinity HammockThe hammock is one of the ways humans have integrated the comforts of home and nature–it’s the ideal means to lounging and enjoying the breeze and scenery. The Infinity Hammock puts a modern twist on the traditional hammock and gives your backyard or patio a modern appeal.