Travel Reveals How America Is Different From the Rest of the World, Part 2

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We’ve been traveling the world for almost three years now and previously wrote how America is different from the rest of the world. From eating pizza to the metric system and more it’s really a different world out there. Here are some more differences that travel has revealed:

Football vs. soccer — First of all, Americans can’t even figure out what to call the most popular sport in the world. Somehow American football, where only the punter and kicker actually put their foot on the ball, came to be called football while the sport where athletes mostly use their feet is called soccer. Despite American kids starting play in organized soccer leagues in the pre-natal phase of their lives, America still isn’t too good at soccer. That doesn’t stop the country from watching the sport for a week every four years during the World Cup. That is of course until America gets ousted from the tournament yet again with a country whose population is the size of Pittsburgh.

Guns — Other than Middle Eastern cities undergoing a revolution where it seems like half the population is armed with AK-47s, America leads the world in gun ownership. It seems odd in a country that is relatively safe but there are an estimated 300 million guns floating around the U.S. Since only about 30 percent of Americans own guns, those who do so are heavily armed. In an odd anomaly, the country with the third highest rate of gun ownership is Switzerland, which could explain how all those holes got in their cheese.

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Road trips — We’ve road-tripped on six continents and America is the best country on earth to hop into a car and explore. From old Route 66 to the Loneliest Road in America in Nevada, there are some fantastic spots to experience vintage America. You can even sleep in a wigwam along the way.

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Window screens — Americans love throwing open the windows and letting in some fresh air. They can do this secure in the knowledge that they will not become an instant meal for mosquitoes and other flying critters. Not so in the rest of the world where window and door screens have yet to make an appearance. We often wonder why this is so. Someone out there who is more entrepreneurial than we could make a fortune selling screens to Europeans and others, or perhaps they prefer sitting indoors swatting at flies. We certainly know that Americans don’t.

Whole chicken in a can — We’ve seen canned lamb tongues in New Zealand and things we couldn’t pronounce in Southeast Asia, but what other country would have the absolute ingenuity to come up with not just chicken in a can but a whole chicken? Somehow this one will make us sing the National Anthem just a little bit louder come this 4th of July.

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Peanut butter & ketchup — Americans eat the bulk of the world’s peanut butter and ketchup. (No, not at the same time.) Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are an American treat that is misunderstood in the rest of the world. We even saw an ad on a bus in Sydney, Australia mocking Americans for eating PB&J sandwiches, which is rich coming from a country that considers Vegemite to be a major food group. As for ketchup, it really does make just about everything better, well except for my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Big meals — American-sized portions are just that, the size of this vast country. From the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas (where people over 350 pounds eat free) to all-you-can-possibly-eat buffets, we know how to load up our gullets. When it comes to the most obese countries, America is #1. (Followed surprisingly by China.)

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Cheap gas — We love our big cars and we love our cheap gas. Even though gas is relatively cheap in America, it’s the one item that causes major news alerts when the price goes up. Maybe that’s because every intersection with a gas station has the price posted prominently as opposed to say, a gallon of milk, which most people couldn’t tell you what it costs. By the way, the price of milk goes up too but that doesn’t seem to cause a major gasp in the collective psyche when it does.

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Travel to Cuba — We’ve traveled to North Korea but somehow as Americans not named Beyonce and Jay Z, we are not allowed to hop a plane and visit Cuba, a country only 90 miles from our shores. Americans may only visit Cuba as part of an organized “educational” tour but are not permitted to leave the group and explore on their own. We’ve had this embargo on the country since 1960 to rid the country of the Castro regime. I don’t think it’s worked.

Clothes dryers — It’s a known fact that on a per capita basis Americans use a major chunk of the world’s energy. Ninety-eight percent of this difference is probably due to clothes dryers, which are rarely found in the rest of the world. Oh they exist, but dryers overseas seem to just tumble the clothes around for hours and hope the moisture just tires out and gives up.

What other differences have you noted between America and the rest of the world?

In 2011 Larissa and Michael Milne quit their jobs, sold their house and gave away their possessions to travel around the world with a Rocky statue. (Yo, they’re from Philly.) They are still on the road and write about their journey on their award-winning travel blog at Changes in Longitude.

Do Tori and Jennie Look Better Now or Back on <i>90210</i>?

What would you ask Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth if you had the chance? We hosted them at a recent Mamarazzi event for the premiere of their new ABC Family show, Mystery Girls. See which one of their co-stars from 90210 texted to wish them luck. Who will guest appear on an upcoming show? And are their kids friends? Do they think they look better now or then?

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This Mystery Man Doesn't Want Your Money, He Just Wants To Hand Out High-Fives On A Train

A mystery man is on a mission to bring a little joy and a lot of high-fives to Canadian commuters.

The anonymous man has reportedly been appearing on light rail trains throughout the past month and walking the train cars delivering high-fives and smiles to the sometimes bewildered, but ultimately cooperative passengers, according to The Calgary Herald.

Alex Maissan, who saw the high-fiver in action on Monday, told the Calgary Herald, “You feel a little awkward at first, but once you do it you feel pretty great.”

One witness recorded an encounter with the friendly dude and uploaded it to YouTube last week, saying “I’ve heard of him, but hadn’t seen him until today. He announced on the train that he would be walking through and hoping to high-five everyone to make them smile.” The witness also wrote that the man told a joke and introduced people to one another.

High-fives never get old, and they are a surefire way to perk up your day. Check out this video of a man roaming a college campus in search of high-fives, and this list of some of the most epic high-fives of all time.

h/t Reddit

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Larry Storch: Still a Stand-Up Guy

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Something wonderful is happening tomorrow (or Thursday the 26th, if tomorrow isn’t Thursday where you are). Larry Storch is performing comedy in New York.

I looked at a clip of him performing two or three years ago and, though then in his late 80s, his performance had manic power, which surprised and delighted me. I’d seen him at an autograph table a few years earlier and he’d seemed quiet, so I figured old age had muted him. But no.

Of course, he’s now past 90 and had to endure (enjoy?) reports of his death about a year ago when he was, fortunately for the planners of tomorrow’s show, not dead, but merely playing the saxophone (which is not a euphemism for death, though it damn well ought to be). On the other hand, on the bill with him at Stand Up NY is the also largely unmuted Professor Irwin Corey, who is, if I’m not mistaken, about a decade older than Larry, so there’s every reason to think the comparatively young nonagenarian will still have punch.

The purpose of the show, which Storch will headline, is to raise money for a star to honor him along the the Palm Springs Walk of Fame. While I wasn’t aware anybody, famous or not, walked in Palm Springs and I don’t know what connection Mr. Storch has to the place, the man loved for decades for the mere two years in which he played Agarn on “F-Troop” deserves a star someplace and Palm Springs is as good a place as any.

And yes, since you asked, I am particularly fond of Storch for the great voice work he’s done without much attention over the decades, from Professor Whoopee in “Tennessee Tuxedo and his Tales” to some fabulously monstrous performances on “The Groovy Goolies” and a small host of unnoticed Warner Bros. characters at the bitter end of that venerable studio’s volume one of existence. Much of his cartoon work draws (get it?) upon his vast experience as a mimic (which is, as I understand it, what they called impressionists ’til Claude Monet got insulted).

At a lunch with Will Jordan at the now-demolished Beverly Hills Friars Club some years back, the “Sultan of Sullivan” cited Larry as an example he wished he had followed, noting that mimics who’d moved into more straightforward stand-up tended to do better than those who’d remained, in effect, novelty acts.

But heck, Jordan’s great too. Give him a star somewhere!

But first go to Stand Up NY and help Larry get his.

*****

The show is 6:00pm
Stand Up NY
236 W 78th St, New York, New York 10024

Woman Shot After Man Mistakes Gun Left On City Bus For A Toy

A Chicago woman was grazed by a bullet Wednesday morning after a handgun was left unattended on a city bus seat.

Police say the woman was riding the No. 47 bus on the city’s Southwest Side when her neighbor, who was riding the bus with her, picked up the gun after it fell to the floor, ABC Chicago reports. The man reportedly thought the .22 caliber pistol was a toy.

When the gun fired, a bullet ricocheted off the floor and struck the woman in the thigh, though it didn’t pierce her skin. According to ABC, she refused medical attention and left the scene limping.

Officials have designated the incident as an accident but are working to locate the pistol’s owner, according to NBC Chicago.

Though guns are not allowed on public transit in Chicago under the state’s new concealed carry law, weapons have turned up there multiple times in recent days. In a separate incident last Thursday, a city bus driver confiscated a gun that apparently belonged to an individual involved in a fracas captured on cell phone video, the Chicago Tribune reports. The incident is under police investigation.

Wednesday the Chicago City Council unanimously approved Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s strict new gun store law that would require retailers to videotape all purchases of firearms and limit sales to one gun per month per buyer. Gun rights advocates have said the plan is tantamount to a ban and a court challenge is expected.

France, Switzerland Advance Out Of Group E Into World Cup Round Of 16

Switzerland needed a win and then some help from France. It got both to join Les Bleus in the Round of 16 at the 2014 World Cup.

France secured the top spot in Group E with a 0-0 draw against Ecuador on Wednesday afternoon. As those teams played, Switzerland defeated Honduras 3-0 to secure advancement as the runner-up in the group.

Too Much Information!

I have a quote on my desk by the iconic 20th century photographer Ansel Adams, whose beautiful and meticulously crafted landscapes are breathtaking tributes both to the beauty of the American west and the power of flawlessly executed art. While his photos appear to capture and represent the spectacular power of pure nature, seemingly untouched by modern man, Adams used large-format cameras for high resolution, filters to highlight contrasts, and the Zone System, a technique he pioneered to achieve the best film exposure and development.

“There is nothing worse,” Adams said, “than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.”

Wise words for marketers and communications experts these days.

In this age of almost unfathomable depth and accuracy of measurement, we are able to capture sharper images of audience, reach, interaction and engagement than ever before. With real-time analysis, brands are now able to inform their communications and marketing initiatives with extreme precision.

So why must we wade through so many fuzzy concepts?

Perhaps it is because there is a big difference between information and insight. And while insight is what everybody claims to want, it is information that many organizations are drawn to in an attempt to increase their odds for success.

Who can blame them? They are suddenly competing and engaging in more markets, on more platforms, with more people than ever before. If they are told that there is a tool that will exponentially increase their ability to understand and speak authentically with their increasingly diverse and dispersed stakeholders, how could they possibly pass on that opportunity?

My frustration rests more with the communications professionals and brand managers whose passion, faith and wishful thinking for measurement is eclipsing their ability to think strategically. And who are downgrading the value of creativity, insight and strategy by overselling the capabilities of what are essentially just tools. Amazing, powerful tools — but only as useful as the minds that employ them and the insights and actions they inform.

Still, some agencies and organizations are like an over-equipped armies whose generals believe there is a military solution to every problem. Resources have been allocated, on both the client and agency sides, to develop, procure and employ these tools. So dammit, we are going to use them.

And we should use them. Not the other way around.

I love the power and efficiency of digital measurement, but I am beginning to fear that too much information is not inspiring insights, and driving greater levels of creativity and boldness, but rather drowning them in rising floodwaters of data.

With such incredible tools of research and discovery now readily available, there is the expectation that every idea can and must be reduced to quantifiable fact to ensure success. And if an idea can’t — if it is too new, too strange, too risky — then it is smarter and safer to go with the idea that can be justified with data.

We want the tools to do the critical thinking for us. And that is just not how it works.

The magic — and power — of unexpected and well-executed creativity is in its ability to surprise and amaze. Rarely does that spark survive when it is forced to consist of and conform to the sum total of its parts. When the expectation is that everything can be clearly quantified, the goal is to leave no room for error. Instead, it often leaves no room for surprise.

The elimination of surprises — pleasant and unpleasant alike — may be in some way reassuring to the most devout digital fanatics, and the brand managers who have fallen under their spells. But it is utter, dreary tedium for consumers — and a veritable death knell for the kind of passionate, deeply resonant engagement that forges lifelong relationships with brands.

When metrics and measurement drive the creative process rather than inform it, they quickly become a weak proxy for insightful, inspired thinking. Adams passionately understood the critical need for technical expertise — but in the service of creative vision, not at the expense of it. If we don’t maintain that same careful balance as we hurtle towards ever-greater levels of innovation and precision, we could easily see the stunning panoramas of great brands slowly reduced to an endless series of hastily snapped, uninspiring digital snapshots.

How Well Do You Know Carole King's Songs?

Co-authored by Janet Golden

Carole King is a defining voice of our generation. We grew up singing her hits, and her influence endures to this day. (There’s even a smash musical, “Beautiful,” about King’s life running on Broadway.) Decades after we first heard them, we still remember every word. Don’t believe us? Just take this (not entirely serious) little quiz.

I feel the earth move
1) after my Jello shots.
2) under my feet.
3) because I’m on the treadmill.
4) because I live in California.

It would be so fine to see your face
1) on a Wanted poster at the post office.
2) at my door
3) so I’d better schedule that cataract surgery I’ve been putting off

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am, I’ll
1) friend you on Facebook and follow you on Twitter
2) come running to see you again
3) disconnect the phone and hide under the bed

Come on baby, do the ___ with me.
1) laundry
2) dishes
3) Sunday crossword
4) Loco-motion

Baby it’s too late, though we really did try to
1) get away from the hustling crowds
2) talk with a man with a shotgun in his hand
3) make it

There’s room enough for two
1) more cat
2) in my new Kia
3) up on the roof

Where you lead I will
1) sing harmony
2) follow
3) not follow, because I wasn’t born to follow
4) find a paradise that’s trouble-proof

You make me feel like a natural
1) disaster
2) ingredient
3) woman

Something tells me I’m Into something
1) illegal
2) chocolate
3) light and breezy
4) good

You’ve got a _____
1) lotta nerve
2) refund from the IRS
2) slipped disc
4) friend

Will you still love me ____
1) when I’m 64?
2) tomorrow?
3) after you see the dent I put in your car?

One Fine Day, you’re going to want me ____
1) for your girl
2) for your bowling team
3) to sell those old 45s on Ebay
4) to go see “Beautiful” with you

You aced it, right? Not only that, but you’re probably going to have Carole’s music in your head for the rest of the day.

You’re welcome.

This piece first appeared on Zestnow.

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