Kristen Stewart Reportedly Suing Joan Rivers Over Rupert Sanders Joke

Kristen Stewart probably won’t be waiting in line to purchase a copy of Joan Rivers’ new book, “Diary of a Mad Diva.”

Stewart reportedly moved to take legal action against Rivers over a passage in the comedian’s book about the actress’ affair with “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders. In her book, which is due out next month, Rivers wrote: “Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick-pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle a director’s balls.”

“I am now being sued by Kristen Stewart,” Rivers told a TMZ cameraman. “She obviously didn’t read our disclaimer, which says it’s a comedy book. I can’t wait to get her into court because I’m gonna get a puppet and I want her to show me on the puppet where she thinks I claim she touched her director. I am looking forward to it.”

“Her lawyer contacted my lawyer, which shows the sense of humor she has,” the 81-year-old continued. “My answer to her was, ‘Be glad you’re not a Kardashian because they’re mentioned a lot more in the book’ … I’m a comedian. I’ve been doing it for 50 years. If people don’t get it, then don’t come and see me. It’s okay. Don’t read the book. If you’re gonna take it seriously, you’re a fool.”

Earlier this month, The New York Post’s Page Six was the first to report on Rivers’ jab at Stewart in her new memoir, and Stewart certainly isn’t the only celebrity to get roasted between the pages. The “Fashion Police” host also takes aim at Lena Dunham, Taylor Swift, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus, according to the New York Daily News.

An Open Letter to My Homeless Hero

Dear Dirt,

I saw you digging in the trash, and I felt moved to ask you to lunch. I asked if you felt like tacos and a soda, and you did, and we sat down to eat those tacos. We had a conversation that changed everything. Can I tell you why?

For starters, you were a man of few words. The first thing I learned from you is that men of few words have the most to say. Especially when they choose their words wisely, as you did.

The second thing I learned was that we all get to make a choice, every day. A very important decision. You taught me about the big choice, and you taught me how to choose.

You told me to call you Dirt, and I told you my name was Matt, and then the first thing I asked you was, “How are you doing today, Dirt?” And you said: “I have a tent and my dog… I’m blessed.”

You also have a plastic bag full of empty Dasani bottles and Dr. Pepper cans, one sock, no laces in your shoes, and tattered Donald Duck sweatshirt, and not much more than that. And you feel more grateful for what you have than the guy who was sitting next to you eating tacos. The guy writing you this letter. The guy who has a car, and a bed, and a refrigerator, and a shower, and so many clothes that he has to decide what he “feels like” wearing each day.

So what is the choice you taught me about, Dirt? You taught me that I get to decide which kind of world I want to live in, every single day. I can live in a world where I put myself first and ask myself, “What don’t I have that would make me happier? What haven’t I achieved? Who don’t I know? How many likes does my photo have?” OR I can live in a world where want and need actually mean two very different things — where I don’t need much of anything except people to talk to and love, and maybe some food and maybe a good dog, and a tent. I had a lot of thoughts about gratitude before we met — and then you told me you were happy, in so many words, to be alive. And you meant it, it was such a natural thing for you to say. It wasn’t a status update. It was a much different thing than #blessed or #100happydays, it was you looking me in the eyes and saying “I’m blessed” and meaning it. You only said it because I asked, but you’ve been thinking it all along. Do you know how many people want what you have, Dirt? Do you have any idea the lengths we go to, the things we buy to try and find happiness?

Do you know that you are wiser and happier than the men whose buildings you sleep under? Do you know how hard it is for most people to be happy? How badly we all want to be happy? Thank you, Dirt, for helping me see that it’s not very hard. That happiness is truly a choice. That all it takes is a tent and a companion and a decision to see life itself as a gift.

Gratefully,

Matt

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Dirt philosophizing and enjoying his 7UP

Author Matt Richardson is the co-founder of Gramr Gratitude Co. Gramr provides a subscription service for beautiful and original thank-you notes, their goal is to start a movement for gratitude and grateful living — learn more about their vision of a more grateful world here.

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McDonald's Maltese Food Truck

The Mediterranean island nation of Malta is one of McDonald’s Corp.’s smallest markets. Its franchisee operates only 10 stores in the country, which covers just 122 square miles and has a population of roughly a half-million citizens. But that small size made it the perfect place for McDonald’s and agency TBWA/ANG to mount one of the most creative initiatives in the chain’s product-quality campaign.

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In most countries, McDonald’s is using broadcast, digital and media to tout the quality of its meat and produce. In Canada, for example, a dedicated “Our Food. Your Questions.” site addresses questions about food quality and offers behind the scenes videos (including one video–which has had 10 million-plus views–that answers the “Why does your food look better in ads than in the stores?” question).

But in Malta, McDonald’s literally took its quality campaign to the streets with what it called the Quality Truck, as reported by French site Creapills. The chain stocked a traditional Maltese produce truck with potatoes, onions, tomatoes and lettuce, painted it in McDonald’s colors and drove it to outdoor markets. Representatives of the chain passed out information on its fresh-foods commitment, answered questions and directed consumers to its mcdonalds.com.mt/quality website.

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McDonald’s may not bring the Quality Truck to other markets, but it could use the “100% Real” tagline used on the truck and in-store on tray liners promoting food quality.

Egypt Verdict Against Al Jazeera Journalists Sparks Outrage

NEW YORK — For nearly six months, supporters of press freedom have called on Egypt to release three imprisoned Al Jazeera English journalists in a worldwide campaign declaring that “journalism is not a crime.” The network even ran a full-page ad to that effect in Sunday’s New York Times.

But on Monday, an Egyptian court essentially ruled that journalism is a crime by sentencing Australian Peter Greste and Canadian-Egyptian Mohammed Fahmy to seven years in prison and Egyptian Baher Mohammed 10 years on spurious terrorism-related charges.

The Egyptian government, which seized power last July in a military-backed coup, has cracked down hard on media outlets perceived as sympathetic to the ousted Muslim Brotherhood, most notably the Qatar-backed Al Jazeera network.

The three journalists working for Al Jazeera’s English-language network were covering anti-government protests when they were detained in December. Pro-government media portrayed the journalists’ office in a Cairo hotel as a secret terrorist cell in an effort to suggest that nefarious, non-journalistic activities were taking place. But during the trial, prosecutors produced no evidence showing the journalists supported the Muslim Brotherhood, leaving many outside observers to believe they would not be convicted.

The trial — which the journalists watched from cages — sparked an international outcry, evident in the #freeAJstaff Twitter campaign, and drew criticism from other countries, including the United States.

Secretary of State John Kerry, who visited Egypt on Sunday and “implicitly endorsed” the military-backed government, described the ruling as “chilling” and “draconian.” Speaking to reporters in Iraq, Kerry said he had already contacted Egypt’s foreign minister to express concerns.

The verdict drew immediate condemnation from Al Jazeera, human rights groups, foreign governments and fellow journalists. Al Anstey, the managing director of Al Jazeera English, said it “defies logic, sense, and any semblance of justice.”

“Today three colleagues and friends were sentenced, and will continue behind bars for doing a brilliant job of being great journalists,” Anstey said. “’Guilty’ of covering stories with great skill and integrity. ‘Guilty’ of defending people’s right to know what is going on in their world.”

Anstey said there was “not a shred of evidence” to convict the journalists and called for the verdict to be overturned.

Amnesty International, which considers the three journalists to be prisoners of conscience, called for their release, saying it’s a “dark day for media freedom.”

“The trial was a complete sham,” said Philip Luther, the group’s director of the Middle East and North Africa. “Consigning these men to years in prison after such a farcical spectacle is a travesty of justice.”

The Committee to Protect Journalists said Monday it was “shocked” by the ruling and that the “convictions should be overturned immediately.”

Representatives for several foreign governments similarly expressed disappointment with the verdict.

Canadian ambassador David Drake told the Associated Press, “We have to put our faith in the judicial system. We don’t understand this particular verdict.” British ambassador James Watt was also dismayed, saying, “freedom of expression is fundamental to any democracy.” Australian Foreign Minister Julia Bishop said her government was “shocked by this verdict.”

Many prominent journalists expressed outrage on Twitter, with journalist and author Robin Wright calling the verdict “shameful” and New York Times columnist Nick Kristof dubbing it “appalling.”

James Harding, director of news and current affairs at the BBC, described the verdict as “preposterously unjust” and “an act of intimidation against all journalists.” The network plans to hold a moment of silence Tuesday morning in support of the journalists.

Twenty people were tried in the terrorism case, including several Egyptian students and other journalists in absentia. On Monday the court also sentenced a British and Dutch journalist to 10 years in prison; neither is currently located in the country.

There was some hope that Egypt’s government might let the three journalists go following the release last week of Al Jazeera Arabic journalist Abdullah Elshamy. He had been separately detained in August and was engaged in a hunger strike, but he had never been charged with any crime.

Instead, the guilty verdict will only raise fears that journalists in Egypt can be imprisoned, and convicted of crimes, simply for doing their jobs.

PaperLater Lets You Read Stuff Found Online, Offline

Most publishers are going the digital route these days, from newspapers and magazines to tabloids, and books. While you can still get them in print, some publishers have chosen to make their content available exclusively on a digital platform. Then there’s content that’s available only digitally, like this post on Technabob, for example.

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If you’re old school and prefer reading stuff off screen and on paper, then PaperLater might be a service that you’d like to subscribe to. It’s a service run by the Newspaper Club that allows users to save online content for printing later. When you’re done adding articles for your own personal newspaper of online content, PaperLater will print it and ship it to your doorstep.

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PaperLater is currently in public beta and is available to users in the UK, but it will be available in more countries in the future.

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Play Golf Into The Night With Night Sports Light-Up LED Golf Balls

Night Sports Light-Up LED Golf BallsGolfers, have you ever started a day of golfing a little late and weren’t able to get in as many holes as you would’ve liked? Maybe you’ve been itching for some golf for quite a while, but your days are so full they won’t allow it. With Night Sports Light-Up LED Golf Balls, you can play golf into the night.

A Luxurious Mechanical Paper Fan That Cools You Like a Pharaoh

A Luxurious Mechanical Paper Fan That Cools You Like a Pharaoh

Well before air conditioning and oscillating fans kept us cool in the hot summer months, servants waving giant palm leaves was the ideal way to beat the heat. And Thanko’s new USB-powered mechanical paper fan provides a similar experience, without requiring you to keep a professional fanner on staff.

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Dolby's Crazy Atmos Surround Sound Is Coming to Your Living Room

Dolby's Crazy Atmos Surround Sound Is Coming to Your Living Room

More than t wo years ago , Dolby trotted out Atmos, the most advanced surround sound system in history. It’s been used to bring explosions and battles to deafening life in everything from Gravity to The Hobbit. It’s available in hundreds of theaters and now Dolby plans to bring Atmos to your house.

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The Military's Mini X-Ray Camera Can See Through Your Suitcase

The Military's Mini X-Ray Camera Can See Through Your Suitcase

American Science and Engineering (AS&E) just released a tiny new X-ray gun with some impressive capabilities. Roughly the size of a breadbox, the Mini Z Backscatter imaging system can find contraband in bags and see through car doors. It could also someday also be plugged into Oculus Rift for a full-on X-ray goggle experience.

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The Surface Pro 3 is nigh-on impossible to repair, just like its ancestors

If you had dreams of upgrading your shiny new Surface Pro 3, you’d better shelve them. The crew at iFixit has torn down Microsoft’s latest slate, and it proves just as daunting to repair as both of its predecessors. About the only replaceable part is…