Friday Talking Points — Courtin' Season

‘Tis the season when the political press all goes a-courtin’. So to speak.

The end of June is an important time on the political calendar, but it is one which most Americans don’t really think about all that much. It’s hard to fault this, since summer is the low ebb of the political season in general, and since Independence Day is just around the corner. But the end of June is also the end of the Supreme Court’s judicial year, when they issue the biggest decisions of the past session. So, let’s take a very quick run through the important decisions handed down in the past week or so, shall we? In other words, “a-courtin’ we will go….”

The biggest news for court-watchers this year is that around half of all the decisions this year have actually been unanimously decided. Seems John Roberts may be trying to push back a bit on the impression that most cases in his court are decided in a 4-5 split, yea or nay. Only the wonkiest of court-watchers have so far noticed, but it’s something to keep an eye on.

The other thing worth noting, before we run through the decisions themselves, is that this week is chock-full of anniversaries. It’s the 50th for the “Freedom Summer” of registering black votes in Mississippi, and it is the one-year anniversary for the Senate passing a comprehensive immigration bill with a strong bipartisan vote. The House has yet to do anything more on the subject than dither, in the meantime. Judicially, though, it has been only a single year since the decisions on gay marriage were handed down. Think about the immense progress marriage equality has achieved since, and it’s easy to forget how monumental these decisions were, only one short year ago. An appeals court just ruled that marriage equality must take place in Utah, of all places. That just wouldn’t have been possible a year ago, and it likely wouldn’t have happened at all if the high court hadn’t ruled against DOMA and Proposition 8. The only question now remaining is: will the case in which the Supreme Court sweepingly tosses out all remaining state laws against marriage equality happen next year or the year after that? That is an immense amount of progress in one year’s time, folks.

From the Supreme Court, there was some good news and some bad news for people across the political spectrum. Aereo lost its case against the broadcast networks, as the Supreme Court ruled that recording shows pulled off individual antennas and then providing them later to mobile devices was, essentially, no different than running a cable company. Massachusetts “buffer zones” around abortion clinics were struck down, unanimously (although different justices used different rationales to arrive at the same conclusion). Many have pointed out the incredible irony of a Supreme Court who says buffer zones are illegal while maintaining their own buffer zone which removes protests from their doorstep (in other words, their own steps aren’t a “free speech zone”).

The Environmental Protection Agency mostly won the right to regulate carbon emissions, although they did lose on one technicality about how they go about doing so. This still means they’ll be able to regulate about 97 percent of what they were claiming, so overall it’s an environmental win (the decision could have been a lot worse, to put it mildly).

President Obama got his wrist slapped for recess appointments made while the Senate was “in session.” Those scare quotes are necessary, because what being “in session” means, in this case, is that during their many many weeks-long vacations scattered throughout the year, the Senate calls upon members from nearby states (wouldn’t want to make anyone else fly back, in other words) to drive down to the Capitol once every three days, unlock the chamber, flick on the lights, move to the podium and gavel the Senate into session. After performing this onerous duty (to a completely empty room), the gavel comes down again, and the session is closed. A walk back up the aisle, the lights flicked off, and don’t forget to lock the door. Every three days, this has been happening, in recent years. Because of this, the Senate claims it is not actually in recess, but still in session.

President Obama objected, and decided to test the law (as is his right, being a co-equal branch of government). He made some recess appointments anyway. The Supreme Court not only just ruled that he couldn’t do so, but that a true recess was one of ten days. That’s the new standard. So the entire upshot is the Senate will now only have to perform this Kabuki session once every nine days, instead of once every three.

But, I have to say, Democrats have no one but themselves to blame for this situation. They’re the ones who came up with the scheme, back when George Bush was in office. And they’re also the ones who have been going along with it since then — Harry Reid has been Majority Leader for Obama’s entire term of office, remember. So this isn’t (as some have been framing it) a Republican-versus-Democratic fight, it’s really a separation-of-powers fight between the legislative and executive branch. Which the executive (Obama) just lost, big time.

The best news from the Supremes in the past week was the decision on how the Fourth Amendment applies to cell phones. The Fourth Amendment was a clear victor in this case. The court’s decision can be summed up quite simply as: “Get a warrant.” Cops can no longer dig through whatever’s on your cell phone for no reason at all. Which is exactly the sort of thing the Fourth Amendment was created for, so this is a clear victory for us all.

In lesser court news, a federal court ruled that the “no fly” list is unconstitutional, which was also welcome news for civil libertarians. New York City won the right to continue to bar unvaccinated children from attending school during medical situations where disease is spreading, which is a victory for public health over religious (or other) objections to vaccinations. Don’t want your kids to get the shot? Fine, but they have to stay home during epidemics in their school. Deal with it.

That’s about it for this week’s courtin’, folks. Up early next week: the Hobby Lobby case about employers, religious rights, and birth control, and an important case on unions. That’ll wrap up the Supreme Court’s calendar for the session. We seem to be running long this week, so we’ll just quickly highlight the marijuana news and a few quirky campaign stories, before we get on with the show.

In Oregon, tens of thousands of ballot signatures were delivered (almost twice as many as necessary), meaning a measure to fully legalize recreational marijuana in the state will be on this November’s ballot. Many states are waiting until 2016 to try for the ballot (when the electorate is a lot more Democratic, during a presidential year), but we’ve heard rumors that Rhode Island and Alaska may also go forward this year. Stay tuned.

In the House of Representatives, one Maryland Republican is trying to kill the District of Columbia’s new decriminalization law. Since Congress has veto power over D.C., this effort might succeed. Then again, it might actually backfire and legalize marijuana in the District! This is reminiscent of the time when Congress blocked D.C. from counting the votes on a medical marijuana ballot initiative, back in the 1990s.

The F.D.A. is actually considering (at the request of the D.E.A., no less) rescheduling marijuana, but then again this may not actually happen. The article notes that the D.E.A. has veto power over anything the F.D.A. recommends, so this sounds like a case of the D.E.A. being forced legally to jump through some hoops before ultimately turning down the idea.

In this week’s news from the front lines of the Republican civil war, Mississippi’s Thad Cochran fended off his Tea Party primary opponent, in a stunning runoff victory that not many had predicted (that’s a polite way of saying “nobody got this one right!”). Who would have ever predicted headlines like “Black Democratic Voters Provide Victory For Republican Senator,” after all? My question for the general election is: will the Democrat in the race create any ads which feature Cochran’s bizarre outreach to the pro-bestiality vote, as a last-minute Tea Party group just did? It’s mystifying why this isn’t a bigger story — at the very least, on late-night comedy shows.

Huffington Post ran an amusing article which helps us all keep track of the strangest candidates in this year’s races, which is worth a read if you want a chuckle or two. Other strange news from the ballot boxes included a guy in college who — for a joke — wrote in his name on a ballot… and actually won the race because nobody else voted for anybody. Let this be a lesson, kids, if you’re going to be funny, just write in “Mickey Mouse” like everyone else does, or else you might wind up seated on your local Republican Party committee! Wisconsin has finally uncovered a case of intentional voter fraud, but unfortunately for those pushing maniacal voter-suppression laws, it turned out to be a Republican. From the Democratic side of the aisle, the guy who was previously photographed at a party featuring rampant underage drinking lost his bid to become Maryland’s governor.

Which brings us to the bottom of the barrel. A Republican House candidate in Oklahoma (who lost his primary by a whopping 83 percent to 5 percent) claims the guy who beat him is nothing more than a look-alike, because the real Republican House member was actually executed (by hanging, no less) by “The World Court” in the Ukraine, back in 2011. One for the “you just can’t make this stuff up” file, for sure. A Republican Party official in Arkansas — who answered a question about how Hillary Clinton would be received in the state were she to run for president by saying: “She’d probably get shot at the state line. Nobody has any affection for her. The majority don’t.” — has, thankfully, resigned. However, the Arizona state superintendent of schools whose online statements were recently revealed (which included calling welfare recipients “lazy pigs”) announced he will not actually be stepping down (in a performance with lots of crocodile tears). Way to stay classy, GOP!

 

Most Impressive Democrat of the Week

Primary election results provided our Most Impressive Democrat Of The Week this week, as Representative Charlie Rangel beat back a primary challenger in a close race. Rangel has been around for a long time, and has already indicated that he’ll be retiring after he wins one more term in November (this is one of those districts where the general election is pretty much a done deal). This will nicely bookend his congressional career, from the aftermath of the Civil Rights Act to the end of the first African-American president’s term in office.

Rangel is definitely one of the “old guard” Democrats up on the Hill, but his legacy has been tarnished over ethical problems in the past few years. His district is changing demographically (partly due to redistricting), so it’ll be an interesting race two years from now to see who will replace him. But for winning one last term, so he can leave on his own schedule, and for winning such a close primary race, Charlie Rangel is this week’s Most Impressive Democrat Of The Week.

[Congratulate Representative Charles Rangel on his House contact page, to let him know you appreciate his efforts.]

 

Most Disappointing Democrat of the Week

The most disappointed Democrat of the week was Travis Childers, the Senate candidate who will now run against Thad Cochran in November. If the Tea Partier had managed to unseat Cochran, Childers might have had a shot at winning a very red state for the Democrats in a particularly bad midterm year. That’s “might” and “a very long shot,” however, so while he’s personally disappointed (no doubt) about running against Cochran, we can’t say he was disappointing in any way.

Which leaves us with a repeat award, as new information has now come to light. Phillip Puckett, a Democratic state senator in Virginia, abruptly resigned a few weeks ago (thereby throwing control of the chamber to the Republicans) after being bribed by Republicans to do so. His resignation was widely denounced (including here in these pages, where he won his first MDDOTW award two weeks ago), because it was so obviously a quid pro quo arrangement. In exchange for stepping down, Puckett was offered a vote on giving his daughter a judicial post, and a plum job for himself on the state tobacco commission.

This week, further evidence emerged in the story, in the form of emails to and from the commission which clearly show how the job was meant as a bribe. He may not have broken any laws (Virginia has notoriously lax ethics laws for politicians), but at the very least, the new revelations have earned him his second Most Disappointing Democrat Of The Week award.

[Phillip Puckett is now a private citizen, and it is our standing policy not to provide contact information for such people, sorry.]

 

Friday Talking Points

Volume 310 (6/27/14)

We’ve got an eclectic mixed bag of things to cover this week. Not all are strictly partisan issues, but as we get closer and closer to this year’s political “silly season,” we can expect more and more stories that defy classification. It’s an annual thing, in other words.

Anyway, this is running way too long as it is, so let’s just dive in to this week’s talking points.

 

1
   Churchill said it best, on Iraq

Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post deserves all the credit for digging this quote up. It’s a dandy one to memorize, in fact, and should be used whenever the subject of Iraq comes up.

“I’d like to quote from Winston Churchill, if I may. Back in 1922, Churchill was Britain’s colonial secretary, and he had this to say about Iraq: ‘At present we are paying eight millions a year for the privilege of living on an ungrateful volcano out of which we are in no circumstances to get anything worth having.’ That almost seems prophetic now, doesn’t it? Some things change over time, and some things sadly stay the same.”

 

2
   Boehner sues Obama (part one)

Hoo boy. Those who learn nothing from history, eh?

“I see that Speaker of the House John Boehner now says he’s going to sue Barack Obama in court, since the House obviously has nothing better to do. Wow. I mean, just… wow. Has he forgotten what happened when Republicans impeached Bill Clinton? The American people have a very thin tolerance for Republicans going on such political vendettas, and Boehner is doing nothing more than courting a backlash in the field of public opinion. Clinton’s approval ratings went through the roof during his impeachment — not because the public believed him about his sexual antics, but because they thought what Republicans were doing was wrong. If I were President Obama right now, I’d be saying ‘Bring it on!’ — because if the public reacts the way it did during Clinton’s impeachment, then John Boehner could wind up being the reason Obama’s approval ratings make a full recovery.”

 

3
   Sue me for doing my job

President Obama greeted the news with nothing short of glee, at least as evidenced by what he’s been saying about it. This is a two-for-the-price-of-one talking point, from two separate articles. Here’s the first Obama response:

What I’ve told Speaker Boehner directly is, if you’re really concerned about me taking too many executive actions, why don’t you try getting something done through Congress? The majority of American people want to see immigration reform done. We had a bipartisan bill through the Senate. And you’re going to squawk if I try to fix some parts of it administratively that are within my authority, while you are not doing anything?

And the second, which was much snappier:

They’ve decided to sue me for doing my job. If you’re mad at me for helping people on my own then join me and we’ll do it together. I want to work with you, but you gotta give me something. You gotta try to deliver something. Anything.

 

4
   Call McCarthy’s bluff!

Kevin McCarthy, who will become the new House Majority Leader, gave an interview last weekend in which he tried to lay the blame for stuff not getting done in Congress at Harry Reid’s feet. Paul Abrams of the Huffington Post wrote the best response I’ve seen yet to this accusation. The following is an excerpt from his article, which is worth reading in full:

Instead of arguing the point, Harry Reid should offer McCarthy a deal.

Here it is: the Senate will bring up for a vote, without amendment, a House-passed bill of McCarthy’s choosing in exchange for the House doing the same for a Senate-passed bill of Reid’s choosing. There is no requirement that the bill pass in the other chamber, just that the other chamber votes on it.

Simple. Fair. Straightforward. To make it work, Reid and McCarthy should hand each other a sealed envelope with one bill each week already passed by their respective chambers that they want voted upon by the other chamber. No sealed envelope, no bill.

It calls McCarthy’s bluff.

Depending on the number of such bills that each side wants voted upon by the other chamber, this could produce a veritable river of yeas and a mountain of nays.

Or, McCarthy will show he was bluffing.

 

5
   King Canute and the tides

This one is legendary, that’s for sure.

“I see that the North Carolina government didn’t like the results of a study it had commissioned, because the scientists not only predicted a rise in sea level of 39 inches in the next century, but they also helpfully provided maps which showed which expensive coastal real estate would thus be underwater (in a quite literal sense). The real estate industry freaked out, so the government has now decided that it’d be better if they just issued a report which covered the next 30 years instead, which only show an 8-inch rise in sea level. Boy, that’ll solve the problem! You can choose your metaphor here, folks, either one of sticking their heads in the sand, or perhaps of King Canute ordering back the tides. The shortsightedness is simply breathtaking.”

 

6
   Vote for it, or else!

Who says political irony is dead?

“Representative Michael Grimm is now cosponsoring the Safe Schools Improvement Act, which would require schools to create anti-bullying policies. As Teddy Roosevelt might have said: ‘Well, bully for him!’ I’m sorry, but this is amusing to me because maybe Grimm might instead want to write a bill to create such policies for himself. This is the same guy, remember, who threatened to break a reporter ‘in half,’ or perhaps just toss him off a Capitol balcony — on camera, no less! So I have to wonder, how is Grimm going to round up votes for his bill? Threaten his colleagues to ‘vote for it… or else’? Talk about ignoring the plank in your own eye….”

 

7
   Peter-tweeters

Will it never end? I mean, seriously. Two more candidates for the Anthony Weiner Peter-Tweeter Hall of Fame.

“There should be a hard and fast rule, so to speak, for all politicians and government employees. Call it the ‘Peter-Tweeter Principle’ if you will. This rule consists of: ‘Don’t ever take or send photos of your genitalia. Ever!’ This week we had two such morons in the news, the first a Naval War College professor who — ironically enough — is a strong supporter of N.S.A. spying. His online photography skills were was exposed (ahem) this week for all to see. And then there was the chief of staff of a Republican House member from Ohio who had to quickly resign when his ex-girlfriend — a porn star, no less — posted an intimate photo of his junk online. How long is it going to take for people to learn the basic Peter-Tweeter Principle? In short: Don’t do it. Ever. To anyone. For any reason. Ever, ever, ever. You’d think everyone would have learned this by now, but apparently not.”

 

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Narcissister Is The Topless Feminist Superhero New York Needs (NSFW)

Women are currently persecuted for baring their breasts in public in New York. On a global level, women who bare their chests often face more severe disciplinary measures. Whether or not you’ve ever personally felt the urge to shop for groceries sans shirt, the very existence of the prohibition — which, of course, does not apply to men — illuminates how women’s bodies are regarded as being inherently obscene. This is a problem.

A New York artist who goes by the pseudonym Narcissister is taking over the city streets with a performance aimed to promote self-acceptance and unadulterated freedom for women and their breasts everywhere.

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Narcissister is an anonymous performance artist who transforms obsessive self-love into a form of political activism. Masked in a slightly terrifying Barbie doll mask, she’s shocked the judges on America’s Got Talent and invented the “reverse striptease” — which, in case you’re unfamiliar, consists of pulling clothes out of your private parts. All in the name of feminist freedom.

Our favorite vanity vigilante has created a video installation showcasing photos of different women each wearing the iconic Narcissister mask and no shirt, performing mundane daily activities from going shopping to dropping off their kids. In every image, the body is treated as what it is — not an eroticized commodity, but the vehicle through which over half the population enters the world.

The piece, seeking to cast a critical eye on the policing and objectification of women’s bodies, recently exhibited at Petrella’s Imports, a newsstand on NYC’s Bowery and Canal that has been turned into an art space.

There’s this idea that women’s bodies are fundamentally sexual and consequently, inappropriate to be seen in the public arena,” Narcissister explained to Metro. “[This project] is about women enjoying a broader experience with their bodies and in their bodies the way that men do … I want to question whether this law or other laws are built on stereotyping and discrimination have been unconsciously built into law.”

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She continued in an email to The Huffington Post: “Does the enforced covering of women’s breasts reinforce a collective obsession with them, perpetuating sex-negativity and sex-related shame? What larger cultural shift could occur if women freely exercised their right to bare their breasts on their own terms, their sexuality fully embodied and belonging to them alone?”

Narcissister isn’t the first woman to take issue with the national paranoia around nipples. Celebrities like Rihanna and Scout Willis have sparked an online movement to #FreeTheNipple, again targeting the idea that women’s bodies are taboo, indecent, or pornographic.

What I am arguing for is a woman’s right to choose how she represents her body — and to make that choice based on personal desire and not a fear of how people will react to her or how society will judge her,” Willis wrote in a blog on XO Jane. “No woman should be made to feel ashamed of her body.”

Narcissister’s movement, invoking a combination of banality and otherness that stops you in your tracks, doesn’t condemn eroticism, vanity or attention. She just demands it on her own terms. As the bold artist explained to Next Magazine: “I think my work is queer in that it celebrates a totally free and self-defined sexuality and erotic sensibility.”

Between her virtuous quest and masked identity, Narcissister is turning out to be the queer feminist superhero New York always needed.

See Narcissister’s photography at the Rockaway! Arts Festival from June 29 to September 1, 2014 at Fort Tilden in Rockaway Beach. See a preview below, and, if it’s not obvious, there will be breasts.

Artist's Portrayal Of Kim Kardashian As A Religious Idol Stirs Controversy, Obviously

No matter how hard you try, it’s nearly impossible to resist becoming an enthusiastic or begrudging member of the Kardashian Kult. We don’t know how it happened, nor do we understand why, but the reality TV family has become an actual topic of conversation, debate and articles — like this one, sorry!

The reigning Queen of the Kardashian Klan is, of course, Kim, who, through a combination of selfies, marriages, divorces, civil rights activism, a video game, and a sex tape, has managed to make herself the Elizabeth Taylor of our time… or something.

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A Brooklyn-based artist is calling us all out for our Kardashian-centric ways through a series of dizzying depictions of Mrs. West as a variety of religious icons. Hannah Kunkle delivers Kardashian as the Virgin Mary, Medusa, the devil and even Kleopatra. The 23-year-old artist’s garish style, somewhere between net art and religious tapestry, perfectly captures the absurdity of our nation’s Kardashian obsession and predilection towards celeb idolatry in general.

“Kim Kardashian is the subject of this series because she is someone I and many others are fascinated with without even sometimes knowing why,” Kunkle explained to The Huffington Post. “She is everywhere we look and knowledge of the ins and outs of her life is almost unavoidable… Kim Kardashian has such a strange version of fame. We don’t totally understand what makes her so fascinating.”

Kunkle’s work recently went on view in a Bushwick exhibition titled “The Passion of Kim Kardashian.” Not too surprisingly, the religious community was unamused. “It’s deplorable,” Pastor Reggie Stutzman of Real Life Church told The New York Daily News. “It’s sacrilegious, irrelevant, and disrespectful… It’s idol worship.”

The Hindu community wasn’t too keen on Kunkle’s artistic vision either. “I am certainly not happy about this,” said Dr. Uma Mysorekar, of the Hindu Temple Society of North America. “Any religious symbol should not be used or abused.”

Yet Kunkle, who thought the backlash was “pretty hilarious,” wasn’t about to let religious tradition get in the way of celebrity obsession. “Kim Kardashian is God,” she summarized to VICE. “She’s crazy bodacious and has the nose job of an angel. I don’t know if she’s omniscient, but no one can deny she’s not omnipresent. Kim floats above us all, even the deniers and the haters. We have accepted her into our lives via television screens, memes, and Instagram feeds. If Jay Z is the father and Yeezus is the son, then she is the ever-present holy ghost of pop culture.”

See Mrs. West in all her psuedo-divine glory in the artworks below and let us know your thoughts in the comments.

Kim Gordon And Arcade Fire Are In A Short Film Together, Commence Collective Squee

It’s true, the noise rock woman of your dreams and members of that Canadian indie sextet that made disco cool again are in a short film together. It is, as one might expect, deliriously creepy and gorgeous.

With equal bits Dali and Dada, the short film by Marcel Dzama, titled “Une Danse Des Bouffons (The Jester’s Dance),” premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last year. Kim Gordon stars in it, while Arcade Fire’s Will Butler, Jeremy Gara, and Tim Kingsbury helped score the black-and-white bit of silent cinema.

When this project came along, I thought maybe [Kim Gordon would] be interested and I asked her and she surprisingly said yes. So I was very happy,” Dzama explained to The Huffington Post last September. “There was actually a scene where I was going to have Kim sing a disco song in it. We made this whole disco song that was really great, but I got shy about asking Kim to sing. So then I didn’t put that part in the film.”

Well, we’re pretty sure the men of Arcade Fire can make up for the lack of Gordon-crooned disco in their own brand of ethereal soundscapes. Check out the trailer for the Dzama masterpiece below. The music will released as a 7″ via The Believer magazine. So we can all be excited about that.

h/t Consequence of Sound

10 Nostalgic Photos That Capture The Disappearance Of An American Icon

Photographer Brenda Biondo has spent the last 10 years documenting a disappearing icon of the American landscape: playgrounds. From geodesic climbing domes to those swirling metal slides that never failed to scorch the backs of your legs, she captures what’s left of childhood in the 20th century.

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Unlike the playgrounds and parks of today, Biondo’s images frame the caricature-themed see-saws and coil-spring cars that made sandpits and gravel sanctuaries so magical to kids of the early to mid 1900s. Born out of the Progressive Era’s reform movement — a utilitarian effort that, among other things, sought to keep children out of the streets and dangerous urban settings — the “reform park” gave rise to surprising feats of mid-century design.

But as safety standards have evolved over the last few decades, the pieces of playground past have begun to disappear. “As safety standards trickled down over the past 25 years, schools, cities and day care centers have been quietly replacing swing sets with all-in-one climbing structures that child-development experts say promote both physical fitness and social skills,” USA today reported back in 2006.

I’d say probably half the equipment has been taken down since I took photographs of it,” Biondo explained to Colorado Public Radio.

“The structures that defined [playgrounds] — towering metal slides, spine-jarring seesaws, expansive climbing gyms — are now being hauled off to the scrap yard as schools and towns renovate their playgrounds,” Biondo writes in her book, Once Upon A Playground. “When I took my own kids to local playgrounds and realized the loss, I decided to document as many of these remaining icons of childhood as I could.”

Once Upon A Playground covers six decades of outdoor beauty, spanning 1920-1975. Filled with over 170 personal photos and 65 historical images, the piece is a tribute to the lost innocence of swing sets and jungle gyms. Snapped from emotive perspectives, and dripping in bold hues, the portraits transform equipment into anthropomorphized characters, and send us back in time to the days when a rusted basketball hoop sent us into a fit of elation.

Check out a preview of Biondo’s work here and let us know your thoughts on the throwback imagery in the comments.

Once Upon a Playground is available through ForeEdge from University Press of New England. All photos copyright Brenda Biondo.

Jeff Koons: An Artist, Wrapped In A Mystery, Inside Shiny Stainless Steal

“If Jeff Koons didn’t exist, we would have to invent him,” The Whitney’s Donna De Salvo proclaimed to an audience of hungry critics last Tuesday.

The Chief Curator and Deputy Director for Programs was one amongst a few voicing their Koonsian exultations ahead of the museum’s feature presentation — the quietly titled “Jeff Koons: A Retrospective.” As for the writers and photographers, artists and curators, they were waiting for the man of the hour, Koons himself, to take the podium and explain to us how exactly we should feel about his porn star paintings and glossy inflatable dogs.

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Artist Jeff Koons poses next to one of his sculptures during a press preview of “Jeff Koons: A Retrospective”, an exhibition of his work at the Whitney Museum of American Art. The show spans the artist’s three-decade career and will fill nearly the entire museum from June 27 through Oct. 19. (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

Necks craned and bulbs flashed when the enigmatic artist — a hologram of a human being, as Jerry Saltz puts it — finally revealed himself, dressed in a sharp suit and impish smile. He appears more like a giddy politician than a salacious art star. “I really believe in art,” he cooed, with his alarmingly sweet voice. “I believe in the transcendence… it makes me a better human being.”

Listening to the man wax nostalgic about the beauty of creativity is a strange foil to his visually bombastic collection of works, spanning oversized mounds of rainbow Play-Doh, delicate glass recreations of his own sexual endeavors and gilded Michael Jackson-and-Bubbles figures. “There are so many strange, disconcerting aspects to Jeff Koons, his art and his career that it is hard to quite know how to approach his first New York retrospective,” Roberta Smith wrote in the New York Times. And she’s absolutely right.

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People look at the art work of Jeff Koons during a media preview of his retrospective at The Whitney Museum of American Art on June 24, 2014 in New York City. Nearly the entire museum will be filled with Koons’ work; it opens to the public June 27th. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Koons is the man known to many as the great Creator behind some of the corporate art world’s biggest and shiniest sculptures. He’s the proto-Warhol, a man who made it big with ground-breaking readymades in the 1980s, went broke after a disastrous divorce from his ex-wife and rose from the ashes to make his name and art ubiquitous in high-brow circles. To unsuspecting Vanity Fair subsrcibers, he’s the nude man pumping iron somewhere inside the latest issue. To himself, he’s a genius.

A cloyingly soft-spoken gentleman who’s been known to obsess over every last detail of his exhibitions, most people agree he’s a ball of contradictions. We’ve been introduced to his G-rated, family-friendly, and utterly sincere demeanor when he speaks — and more than a few profiles have pointed out his mega brood of children and their vehicle of choice, the Koonsmobile. Yet his artworks scream sex, penetration and luxury fetishes, combining the allure of a lingerie-clad lady or an erect penis, with the bubblegum colors of cartoonish puppies and bunnies, wrapped up in varying levels of machismo and insecurity.

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A security guard next to a painting title ‘Made in Heaven ‘ during the press preview of “Jeff Koons: A Retrospective.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

So how does one package this man, and his oeuvre, into a Whitney-shaped retrospective? And how do we navigate the jaded playground, stuffed with pretty little bits of perversion and banality. As always, the experience is riddled with love and hate, disgust and revelry, purification and contamination, knowledge and colossal ignorance. Contradictions, contradictions, contradictions, as curator Scott Rothkopf aptly captures.

“Jeff Koons: A Retrospective” is organized chronologically, for the most part, taking you through the Whitney’s soon to be ex-location, floor by floor. As the rooms grow bigger, you push deeper into the career of Mr. Koons, his fascination with inflation and reflection looming larger with every step. What begins with the truly bizarre — plexiglass cases of vacuums that stand as trophies and tombs of American consumerist past — lurches forward with healthy doses of surprise and confusion.

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People look at the art work of Jeff Koons during a media preview of his retrospective at The Whitney Museum of American Art on June 24, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Your gaze meets his “Made in Heaven” series, an indulgent glorification of marital relations with a porn star, and a love so repugnant (if not for its framed appearance, but because we know how it ends) you can hardly stomach the floor. You can become hypnotized by his “Equilibrium” series, those Spalding basketballs resting in perfect peace amidst a sea of distilled water and sodium chloride reagent, for no apparent reason other than that they can.

You can walk the runway of sculptures, ranging from MJ-and-monkey to a headless, topless bather to a horny Pink Panther. Then your own face flashes in front of you as you catch your reflection in any one of his many mirrors. The dog, the kangaroos, the Venus, “Gazing Ball.” The gangs all there.

It’s not chaotic — Rothkopf seems to have spared no polished stainless steel component the total treatment. His curatorial prowess is on display as much as Koons’ career, and it’s a tantalizing victory on the part of the young Associate Director of Programs. Sans chaos, it’s just inundation, reminding you of the artist’s obvious fixation with desire and novelty. In all forms. Koons turns tchotchkes and grotesque mementos into million-dollar sculptures worthy of the elite.

From reflection to reflection, you’re aware of Koons’ bravado, and then you’re aware of your own distrust of the art world.

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A woman walks past a sculpture titled “Michael Jackson and Bubbles.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

For me, one of his newer objects sums up my ongoing reluctance to love, or hate, Koons. A formidable pile of multi-colored gunks greets you on the last floor, catching your attention with impressively saturated red, yellow and blue, and perfectly crafted edges that look like the never-smooth surfaces of Play-Doh. Something inside me wants to stare at the tall pile, remembering what it feels like to hold the dough in your hand, see its stunning vibrance emerge from color-coded cans and even smell the pungent medium littered about a picnic table.

I’d sink into an adolescent day dream, and inevitably imagine the crumbly material wasn’t Play-Doh, instead it was pure pigment, ice cream or feces. The recollection of that smell wakes me up, arouses the “What makes this art?” critic inside me, and reminds me that shiny objects shouldn’t always be adored.

And maybe that’s why we need Jeff Koons, as De Salvo relished saying. We can hate him or worship him, it doesn’t matter. He’ll keep on producing mammoth “masterpieces” that bottle up everything that’s wrong about lust and consumerism into something that buyers and admirers lust after and consume. Maybe he’s pulling a fast one on Steve Wynn and company, and later in his (immortal) life, he’ll let us down easy.

Or not. Perhaps he’s sincerely captivated by color and form, be it the Liberty Bell or a blow-up Hulk Hogan, and he and his factory of assistants will work until the end of time to convince us of their beauty.

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Artist Jeff Koons poses next to his sculpture titled ‘Play-Doh.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

If you don’t want to stare glut and hubris in the face, don’t see this retrospective. If you don’t mind peering into the void, letting go of the knee-jerk reaction to loathe and searching for something other than cynicism — maybe, this mythical transcendence Koons speaks of — it’s a worth a visit. I guarantee no returns, or anything less than revulsion, but Rothkopf gets you to ponder the possibility, and in an art world that just doesn’t want Koons to succeed (for further reading: general Koons hatred), that’s all we can ask for.

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A security guard next to two sculptures during a press preview of “Jeff Koons: A Retrospective.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

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A man walks past a sculpture by Jeff Koons titled “Woman in a Tub” during a press preview of “Jeff Koons: A Retrospective.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

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A security guard next to a sculpture titled “Hulk.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

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Artist Jeff Koons’ piece “One Ball Total Equilibrium Tank.” (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

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A woman looks at the painting by Jeff Koons titled “Antiquity 3, 2009-11.” (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

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Teen Handcuffed And Beaten For A Week In Chicago Basement By Family

CHICAGO (AP) — A 15-year-old Chicago boy was handcuffed in a basement by relatives who subjected him to a week of beatings with a belt and doused him with buckets of ice water, police said Friday.

Jose Quilabaqui, 40, and Carlos Quizhpi, 53, were ordered held in lieu of $90,000 bail after a court hearing Thursday. They’ve been charged with felony kidnapping. Police Department spokeswoman Janel Sedevic said their motive was to punish the boy for misbehaving.

“The victim was struck with a belt to various parts of his body and he was subjected to buckets of ice water being poured over his body and being bathed with a garden hose,” Sedevic said.

Prosecutors said Quilabaqui is the boy’s father and Quizhpi is the boy’s godfather.

A cousin of the teen, Diana Bermeo, defended the men, saying the boy had become involved in gang activity and that they were trying to protect him and keep him off the streets.

“It started out with him being gang-affiliated and then the drugs and stuff,” she told WMAQ-TV. “My uncle, to protect him, he did what he could and to prevent him from going out at night and avoid him dying out in the street.”

The teen escaped from the basement in the northwest side Albany Park neighborhood on Monday, a week after he was confined there, and contacted police, Sedevic said. He was hospitalized and released.

It was not immediately clear if the pair have attorneys. Their next court date is July 2.

Pence, McCovey Supports The Junior Giants

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Photo by the Giants

San Francisco, CA – Hunter Pence is no stranger when it comes to giving back to the community. He’s done so much throughout his career and continues to be apart of organizations and events that helps those in need. Pence joins Willie McCovey in supporting the 6th Annual Junior Giants Stretch Drive going on June 26th through June 29th.

One $50 donation can give a child the opportunity to play baseball for an entire season. As a thank you for donating at this level, donors will receive a commemorative Hunter Pence bobblehead featuring his diving catch from Tim Lincecum’s 2013 no-hitter game. Higher donation levels will receive an autograph baseball or jersey from both McCovey and Pence.

“I’m honored to be apart of this, but I think the Giants and Willie McCovey are the ones that I’ll give a lot of the credit to, they put in the hard work to get all of this set up to help in the community and expand the game we love,” said Pence.

Another thank you gift will include a pre-game reception with McCovey who inspired the Stretch Drive to help the Giants Community Fund provide over 21,000 boys and girls in 90 underserved communities. Celebrating its 20th Anniversary, Junior Giants is a free, noncompetitive program that stresses the Four Bases of Character Development – Confidence, Integrity, Leadership and Teamwork – and offers programs in Education, Health and Violent Prevention.

The program has raised $430,000 in 2013 and hopes to surpass that amount in 2014. Since its inception in 1991, the Fund has donated more than $18 million to community programs. The Giants Community Fund, a non-profit organization, collaborates with the San Francisco Giants by using baseball as a forum to encourage underserved youth and their families to live healthy and productive lives.

“I don’t think the Junior Giants is to create the next big leaguer,” Pence explained. “It’s to give kids an opportunity to play but mostly to learn good values, enjoy the game, have a good time, learn team stuff… Like the great things baseball provides and hopefully bring some joy into others lives.”

The fund supports Junior Giants leagues throughout Northern California, Nevada and Oregon and provides assistance to targeted community initiatives in the areas of education, health and violence prevention. Volunteers will be collecting donations outside of the O’Doul Gate at AT&T Park and at the Community Clubhouse on the Promenade Level. Fans can also contribute online at JRGIANTS.ORG.

Ocean-Killers Plunder Northern Seas

The rapacious ‘War Against Nature’ and whales resumed last week in the northern seas. Iceland slaughtered its first endangered Fin whale and Japan massacred 30 Northern Minke whales.

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A grenade-tipped harpoon aboard a Northwest Pacific Japanese whale-killing ship. Since the 1986 world moratorium on whaling, Japan, Iceland and Norway have annihilated over 32,000 whales. Photo credit: thesundaydaily.com

Last year, the Icelandic government unilaterally increased its ocean-killing quota by authorizing death warrants for 770 endangered Fin, in addition to 1,145 Northern Minke whales, over the next five years.

Join Earth Dr Reese Halter from Los Angeles for another segment of SOS as he tells us about about loathsome North Sea poachers, and what you can do to make a difference!

This is incongruous since only three percent of Icelanders even eat whale meat. So, instead, Iceland’s only whaling company is left murdering whales to supply Japan’s burgeoning dog food market.

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Fins are the second largest whales to swim the seas, They play a crucial ecological role in fertilizing the seas. Photo credit: animalplanet.com

Both Iceland and Japan are in contravention of the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora prohibiting sending or receiving endangered animal parts.

Similar to the insatiable Southeast Asian and Chinese demand for rhino horns and elephant tusks, brains and genitalia, Japan’s voracious lust for whale meat is driving bloodthirsty Icelanders to higher levels of carnage.

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Whaling is a brutal bloodlust that inflicts excruciating pain for almost one hour prior to the death of the harpooned creature. Photo credit alternews.com

Since 2008, over 5,500 tons of endangered Fin meat has been exported from Iceland, including a ghastly shipment exceeding 2,000 tons in March.

Last year, when 130 tons of endangered Fin meat landed in Germany, en route to Japan, it was promptly refused entry and quickly returned to Iceland. Sadly, that was not the case in February of this year. Twelve containers of Icelandic endangered Fin meat landed in Halifax, Nova Scotia, was shipped 5,500 miles across Canadian railway, received in Vancouver, British Columbia then loaded onto a cargo freighter bound for Japan.

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Icelandic whalers prepare to carve up a Fin whale to supply Japan’s robust pet food market. This is an act of global ecocide, impoverishing all children of the Earth. Photo credit: alternews.com

Perplexingly, most Japanese do not eat whale meat. Yet, 6,000 metric tons of it is cold stored. Why is Japan stockpiling endangered whale meat?

Last week, hot off the announcement by Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe that Japan intends upon resuming commercial whaling in 2015 within the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary, its Northwest Pacific ‘Lethal Research’ team slay 30 Northern Minkes.

Japanese ‘lethal research’ is bogus science.

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Fins can reach almost 90 feet and weigh an astonishing 74 tons. They have been called ‘The Greyhounds of the Sea’ by Roy Chapman Andrews for their beautiful, slender bodies which resemble racing yachts. Fins can easily surpass the speed of the fastest ocean steamship. Photo credit SeaShepherd.org

In March, the International Court of Justice (ICJ) in The Hague rebuked Japan for attempting to use ‘science’ to justify a decade of poaching protected whales within an international sanctuary.

When it comes to killing ocean life, Japan’s egregious sense of entitlement raises an even more poignant question: What happens when the ICJ rules to protect nature and superpowers like Japan disregard the highest court’s judgments?

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Fin possess extraordinary loud, long and pure calls. Horrendous man-made ocean noises, including oil and gas exploration and naval sonar, are badly harming Fins by impeding their ability to communicate and mate. In worse case scenarios, human sonar shatters their eardrums and they die a hideous death. Photo credit: wwf.panda.org

The Managing Director of Sea Shepherd Australia, Jeff Hansen summed up the prolonged global looting spree of our oceans this way: “These whale poachers have no respect for the global moratorium and the wishes of the majority of people on this planet that want to see an end to whaling. Whales are worth far more to us alive than they ever did from whaling, especially now with the explosion of the global whale watching industry and the sheer importance whales play in the health of our oceans. Iceland, increasing its murdering quota of endangered Fin whales to be sold to Japan, where much of the whale meat will end up as dog food, is a complete lack of respect for these beautiful, intelligent and socially complex mammals, a complete lack of respect for the International Union for the Conservation of Nature and a complete lack of respect for our children that want to grow up in world with the great whales.”

Moreover, each year 175,000 tourists visit Iceland specifically to whale watch, spending millions of dollars enjoying these splendid, surreal creatures.

In the summer of 2012, Danish scientists inspected a North Atlantic endangered Fin washed-up along Denmark’s coastline. They were stunned to discover this 74-ton regal rorqual whale was 140 years old, 24 years older than the previous oldest known Fin whale.

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Fins along with Blues have the lowest frequency sounds of any animal on the planet. They can be heard clearly across entire ocean basins, spanning 5,000 miles. Photo credit: F. Bendinoni

Over the past 200 years humans have annihilated over five million whales.

Fins swim in the North Atlantic around Iceland. Only a loathsome human bully unremittingly slaughters animals just for the sake of it.

Poaching ancient endangered whales to feed Japanese dogs is bloody wrong!

It’s time to end the gruesome ‘War Against Nature,’ now.

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Sea Shepherd relies upon volunteers to help protect our oceans. Make a difference and be part of a global movement for healthy oceans. Photo credit. SeaShepherd.org.au

Please support Sea Shepherd’s direct-action conservation work to save the whales.

Earth Dr Reese Halter is a broadcaster and biologist, and author of the forthcoming ‘Shepherding the Sea: The Race to Save Our Oceans.

If Hobby Lobby Wins, Pro-life Christians Lose

We now know with certainty that the Supreme Court will announce its Hobby Lobby decision on Monday. This weekend, the craft and home décor store, along with numerous evangelical institutions that have filed briefs in its support -including my former employer the National Association of Evangelicals–are hoping and praying God will favor them with a whole new expansion of religious freedom and the protection of human life. I’m praying for the opposite.

Along with nearly 50 other for-profit corporations, Hobby Lobby is demanding the same religious freedoms and protections that each of us has. Hobby Lobby was not endowed by its Creator with certain unalienable rights. It does not have a soul. It cannot have faith. Yet its owners (and their lawyers) insist that it should not have to comply with the contraceptive coverage requirement in the Affordable Care Act on religious grounds. The Obama Administration reasonably granted an opt-out to houses of worship and other religious nonprofits. Hobby Lobby wants similar treatment.

Evangelical intervention on behalf of the multi-billion dollar corporation, which donates generously to their causes, is wrong for many reasons but here are two major ones: If you are pro-religious liberty and pro-life and family, you can’t support allowing a for-profit corporation to use religion to deny contraceptive coverage.

First, supporters of Hobby Lobby think they are helping the Christian faith but are actually harming it. In fact, a ruling in favor of Hobby Lobby weakens religious freedom.

When anyone can use religion to claim an exemption on anything, religion loses meaning. Rather than a personal belief embedded in our souls, faith would become a set of arbitrary rules any corporation could choose from to skirt the law.

Is this what evangelicalism needs? I spent nearly three decades in governmental relations at the National Association of Evangelicals defending the free-exercise of religion and the right to life, among many other traditional values. Coming to the aid of for-profit corporations who want to ride on the backs of religion is not one of these honored principles.

Indeed, it is a kind of corporatism invading the body of Christ — concern not for the “least of these” but the richest of those among us. Is this what Christ would do?
When corporations are allowed the same exemptions that have always been reserved just for churches–whether on health benefits, hiring, or land use–those special protections become less clear and more open for interpretation.

If a for-profit corporation is eligible for legal exemptions on grounds of religious freedom, it puts government in charge of deciding what is or isn’t religion. You can just imagine the lawyers who will find work forever litigating these claims. I know, from experience, that their concern for what should be “legal” is not the same as what is “spiritual” or truly serves the interests of the Church.

What if a corporation owned by Jehovah Witnesses refuses to cover blood transfusions? If Christian corporations are allowed to use faith to refuse contraception coverage to women who work for them, what’s to stop a Christian Scientist business from refusing to cover any health benefits?

Second, the supporters of Hobby Lobby think they are being “pro-life.” They are wrong. A massive study conducted in 2012 showed that contraception coverage without a co-pay could dramatically reduce the abortion rate.

That study, conducted by the Washington University School of Medicine, of 10,000 women at-risk for unintended pregnancy found that when given their choice of birth control methods, counseled about their effectiveness, risks, and benefits, with all methods provided at no cost, about 75 percent of women in the study chose the most effective methods: IUDs or implants. Most importantly, as a result, annual abortion rates among study participants dropped up to 80 percent below the national abortion rate.

Well, you might ask, based upon some of the charges being made, aren’t the contraceptive methods being funded through the Affordable Care Act, abortifacients? Not if you believe medical science.

In the words of Jeffrey F. Peipert, M.D., Ph.D., the Robert J. Terry Professor of Obstetrics & Gynecology at Washington University School of Medicine, “these contraceptive methods work by preventing pregnancy (fertilization) from occurring in the first place. For instance, the intrauterine device works primarily by preventing fertilization. Plan B (or the progestin-containing, morning-after pill), along with Ella (ulipristal acetate), delay the release of a woman’s egg from her ovary. The egg does not get fertilized, which means the woman does not become pregnant.”

In sum, Evangelicals supporting Hobby Lobby at the Supreme Court are not actually being pro-religious freedom or pro-life. If they win at the Supreme Court, these causes will be damaged in the long run

Richard Cizik is President of the New Evangelical Partnership for the Common Good. Previously, he was Vice President for Governmental Affairs of the National Association of Evangelicals, an organization he served for 28 years.