iPhone 6 Battery Issues Solved [Rumor]

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There have been many rumors about the next generation iPhones which Apple is expected to unveil this September. There has been chatter about Apple possibly facing manufacturing issues with its new smartphones though nothing has really been confirmed. Rumor has it that ultra-thin batteries for the next generation iPhone are proving to be tough to manufacture but if latest supply chain chatter is to be believed the issue might finally have been taken care of.

Taiwan based Economic Daily News reports today that Simplo Technologies, a company based in Taiwan, has been able to create batteries that are thin and flexible enough to be used in the iPhone 6. Apparently Samsung and LG Chemical, the existing suppliers, have both faced problems with this feat.

Apple’s next generation iPhones are believed to be thinner and lighter than their predecessors. Even though no major design changes are expected the reduction in thickness would call for significantly thinner internal components. Since the battery takes up much of the space inside the device Apple would no doubt need thinner batteries.

While it has been rumored countless times that the 4.7-inch and 5.5-inch iPhone 6 models will be released together recent analyst predictions suggest that the latter might have been delayed until 2015 due to problems with the manufacturing of its metal casing.

It should be kept in mind though that we hear about production issues with upcoming Apple products almost every year and while the company has never confirmed in the past if it had actually faced any issues, they have never really upset its release cycles. So take all of this with a grain of salt.

iPhone 6 Battery Issues Solved [Rumor]

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Go Ahead, Blame the Jews for All the Troubles in the World

Their invention of monotheism has proven to be the curse that keeps on giving

No, don’t blame contemporary Israelis. Blame Bronze Age Semitic Canaanites circa 800 B.C.. When Yahweh whipped Baal in the battle of the barbecued bulls (1 Kings 18) the one-and-only jealous God began his ascendance. Except he didn’t stay one-and-only for long, as Judaism metastasized into Christianity, Islam, and countless derivatives that have since delivered centuries of strife as zealots practiced the commandment ‘Thou Shalt Put No Other Gods Before Me’ with a vengeance.

As long as a pantheon of gods and goddesses rich with foibles cavorted about spawning fantastical tales that could be taken with a grain of salt, there was plenty of room to absorb new deities, rites, and traditions. Want to build a temple to your favorite local god? Knock yourself out. Conquer a strange new land full of unfamiliar deities? Welcome them to the family, or convince the yokels that one of your gods is really theirs under another name. (You have a god of wine? Waddya know, so do we!) Never foment rebellions by putting the local priests out of business. Just put them on the payroll, they can help collect taxes and pacify the natives.

Religion taught civic virtues, not personal redemption. And it certainly wasn’t used to recruit suicide bombers with promises of 72 virgins. Piety could be practiced with or without the intervention of paid professionals, festivals were frequent and fun, myths and legends both instructed and amused, sacred art, theater, and architecture flourished, and sex was celebrated, not twisted into a tool to peddle guilt, frustration, and abnegation.

But when the Romans came up against the Temple Cult Jews, there was no civilizing them. (You sacrifice bull, I burn entrails, make Yahweh happy. Uh, I eat the meat. Thanks for the hide. Next!) Even burning down their abattoir temple didn’t help. And once Paul of Tarsus spread the seeds of monotheism outside the Levant, discovering how to turn misery in this life into history’s greatest gold mine by promising everlasting joy in the next, clerics stumbled onto a business model that couldn’t be beat. Flowering in the detritus of the Roman Empire with help from a hallucinating warlord, monotheism multiplied then divided, as schisms, reformations, and fresh revelations spawned new generations of holy men who heard voices in their heads.

Having just come back from two weeks in Canaan, today known as Lebanon, a country where 18 recognized religious sects clamor for power — each claiming to worship the one-and-only God — you have to wonder how they all get along. The answer is, badly. And Lebanon is the bright spot in the Middle East, perhaps the last great hope of crafting a pluralistic democratic model that can tame the blood lust of Abraham’s descendants. Looking at the intractable arc of violence that extends from Egypt through Israel, Syria, Iraq, and Iran one has to wonder, what is the matter with these people? What do they have in common that makes them so determined to kill each other? Only their God knows for sure.

The United States was the first country to dodge the bloodthirsty heritage of monotheism by separating church and state, offering every cleric the following deal: Abstain from violence and you can peacefully proselytize to your heart’s content. No one sect will get an unfair advantage over another, secular law will take precedence, and everyone will be invited to participate in its making. The founders encouraged 100 religions to bloom, leaving it to the market to decide. Despite periods of sectarian bigotry, only the Mormons ran into serious trouble. At least until they toned down their apocalyptic rhetoric, moved to Utah, and gave up polygamy. Now they run for president.

So let’s not keep pretending that all these common believers in ‘Thou Shalt Not Kill’ have a clue how to practice what they preach. Peaceful monotheism is the historical exception, not the norm.(See the Crusades, the Inquisition, and the Thirty Years War to list but a few.) As we watch the Middle East descend into chaos, the borders of artificial nation states melting away under the hot breath of a vengeful God who brooks no rivals, we’d better come up with a better plan for dealing with these crazies. Because they are going to have the bomb soon. And nuclear weapons in the hands of people who believe that this life is merely a transitory stage preparing us for the next is even more dangerous than nuclear armed communists, who at least recognized that they couldn’t build a workers’ paradise on top off radioactive ruins.

The preceding is a mixture of satire and analysis. The balance between the two is left as an exercise for the reader.

Double the Giving, Double the Fun: This Week In Daily Giving

July has been a busy month for Daily Giving, so we decided to double our efforts and give two grants a day for the entire month of July. These seed grants are given to social change visionaries who have a practical and do-able plan to make their community and the world a better place. Our team of 35 daily givers are the most inspiring people I know. I hope you will join us in this life changing practice, either as a Pollination Project Daily Giver, or as someone who has a giving practice of your own.

Here are the extraordinary people and projects that we are honored to support this week.

2014-07-12-HOME09JUL14Aging out of Foster Care in Florida. Erin Udell saw a need among young people coming out of the foster care system in West Palm Beach, Florida. They were aging out of the system and moving into empty apartments, with little to call their own. In partnership with foster care counselors, Erin’s program — My Own Home Project, Inc. — gives these youth new household items, like sheets, kitchenware and towels, so they can start their lives with a sense of home. “I was homeless when I was 15 years old, so I understand how instability can impact a sense of worth and well being at a pivotal time in a young adults life,” Erin said. “We are giving foster youths a sense of safety and security in their new surroundings as well as a sense of pride and ownership. Many of these youth have never owned anything new in their entire lives. We are giving them incentive to work harder for what they have and helping to root them to their new surroundings so that we can see a decrease in transience in this population. They know through us that their community cares about them and wants to see them succeed.”

Holistic Health in Wisconsin. Chiropractor Kimberly Fletcher wants to help residents of her Wisconsin community prevent health problems before they start. Her Back to Basics Community Clinic will assist the low-income, under- and uninsured residents of the town of Neenah with everything from chiropractic care to nutritional guidance. “I witness everyday people who are struggling to make ends meet and are also trying to choose a healthier lifestyle. I have also seen over the past several years the bloating of insurance deductibles, co-pays and monthly premiums to the point that people would rather be in pain or take a pill every day for the rest of their lives instead of treating the real cause because it costs more,” she said. “No one deserves to be in pain, and everyone deserves quality healthcare and advice on how to be a healthy, contributing member of this society.” Kimberly is currently the only doctor at the clinic, which will charge a small fee dependent on income and household size.

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Urban Farming in Los Angeles, California. The farm at Los Angeles’ John R. Wooden High School was neglected until Karen Snook and some of the city’s youth started to clean, plant and revitalize the plot. Called The Kindred Spirits Care Farm, young people care for the animals and learn about permaculture and food justice. “Our version of care farming brings in vegan values of compassion to all sentient beings by introducing people to individual farmed animals and showing them that farmed animals are as worthy of love, compassion and care as any companion animal or other sentient being. The organic gardens teach nutrition and self reliance to at-risk kids to empower them to be less reliant on those who might exploit or abuse them, and it is done in a sustainable way so that the earth is not compromised in service to human survival.”

Infant Health in Uganda. Ten percent of babies experience breathing problems in their first moments of life, and immediate emergency care is crucial. Debra Clairville, a Peace Corps volunteer in rural Uganda, started a project to train local medical staff about a life-saving neonatal resuscitation protocol that is meant for rural clinics. Debra explains, “Immediate skilled care means the difference between life and death in these situations. I believe that with proper training and resources, the health care workers in my area can help save the lives of babies who are born with breathing complications.”

No More Disposable Cups in San Diego, California. Business school grad Drew Beal is harnessing social media and the power of prizes to encourage college students to lead a more environmentally conscious life with his project, Kill the Cup. “During my 3+ years in financial services, I noticed that my coworkers followed the same routine each morning: wake up, go to work, and get coffee – and every day with a disposable cup! But what incentives were in place to encourage change?” Drew said. “Consumers face insufficient incentives to behave in environmentally friendly ways.” Kill the Cup encourages people to get their beverages in reusable cups by offering an incentive — post a photo of yourself on social media using your reusable mug and be entered into contests and raffles to win prizes. Similar successful campaigns at UC San Diego and Georgetown University produced a 25 percent increase in coffee being served in reusable cups. This downturn in paper cup usage in those schools has offset nearly 450 pounds of carbon dioxide emissions, 110 pounds of trash and 446 gallons of water.

2014-07-12-phoenix_09JUL14A Free Clinic in Phoenix, Arizona. Amy McMullen‘s organization Phoenix Allies for Community Health (“PACH”), is a team of healthcare providers who strive to bring healthcare to the underserved in Phoenix, Arizona. During their work at health fairs and assemblies, the group noticed many uninsured people who have chronic yet treatable diseases such as diabetes, hypertension and high cholesterol. Amy explains, “It became our mission to create a primary care clinic in a medically underserved area of Phoenix and provide free ongoing and preventative care to this population.” PACH is now raising money to fund the Phoenix CommUnity Clinic, a free clinic which will be located in Phoenix’s Garfield district, an area lacking in medical care for uninsured residents. The building it will be housed in has been extensively remodeled by volunteers. Medical supplies have been donated by local organizations or friends of the clinic. Looking to bring a holistic approach to healthcare, the clinic has both physicians and a midwife on staff and has partnered with an acupuncturist. PACH is also looking to offer yoga and nutrition classes.

Violence Against Women in Kenya. A series of savage attacks in Kenya, where women were stripped of their clothes in public, moved Naomi Mwaura to action. “‘Stripping’ refers to the process of men violently removing a woman’s clothes with the intention of humiliating them for dressing ‘provocatively,'” Naomi said. Her project, Say No to Stripping and Violation of Women and Girls, aims to educate motorbike riders, bus drivers and other common male bystanders, through dialogue between the genders. Through this campaign, Naomi wants to engage public transportation providers as allies, so the shameful stripping of women in these public places, like bus depots, will stop. The program has already conducted discussions in two hotspots — Nyeri and Kisumu — and launched a crowd mapping tool that allowed people to report strippings in real time.

2014-07-12-Beats09JUL14Music and Community in Oakland, California. Angelica Tavella believes deeply in the power of music to bring people together. The Founder of Oakland Drops Beats decided to harness that power to enliven the streets of downtown Oakland with an all-day music crawl full of creativity, learning and solidarity. “When a community gathers to listen and create together, it empowers all involved to apply their creativity to innovate new solutions to larger community issues, creating a safe and fun container for conversations to arise and action to be taken,” Angelica said. Partnered with local non-profits and businesses, the quarterly event hosts live music from young artists, many from low-income and under-represented communities, as well as workshops exploring how Oakland’s music scene can support community goals. “We see this as an opportunity to build the infrastructure within the Oakland community necessary to provide a continuous platform for cross-cultural interactions, put down roots in the heart of Oakland, and draw together those who will continue to work towards the greater mission of peaceful cultural growth and expression,” Angelica said.

Adopting Grandparents in Pennsylvania. Elementary school computer teacher Jennifer Larantonda is looking to technology to bring connection to two groups with a void in their lives — kids without elders and lonely seniors in nursing homes. “When my father had a stroke and was placed in a nursing home I had some of my students record get well messages for him just using my phone. I recorded him responding back and it was a truly moving experience for us all,” Jennifer said. “So many of our students do not have a multi-generational influence in their lives and so many elders are spending long lonely days in nursing homes. Just seeing the tears on my father’s face and the smiles on the faces of my students was enough to know this would be a great blessing if I could do it for others.” For Jennifer’s project, Adopt a Grandparent, students record messages at their computer lab. Then residents at the local assisted living facility in Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania use a tablet to access the messages. The residents then record words of wisdom for the kids. Two of Jennifer’s local nursing homes, plus a rehabilitation facility, are excited about the project and want to expand it to include the hospital and hospice.

2014-07-15-14227559718_fbca7e43e8_z.jpgKeyhole Gardening in Oklahoma. Oklahoma Physical Education teacher Jo Fendrych wondered how to impact her students’ eating and exercise habits. An avid gardener, she realized the answer was in the soil, and she started A Place to Grow, Inc., which constructs gardens for schools, low-income individuals, seniors and people with disabilities. “Keyhole gardening” is where containers are filled with soil, cardboard, phone books, leaves and wood, with seeds sowed on top. There is also a compost bucket in the middle of the garden, which releases nutrients when watered. “The gardens are designed to use 1/3 less water, easier to take care of because they are raised off the ground and incorporate recycling and composting,” Jo said. A Place to Grow, Inc. has four gardens already installed and one more in the works for a local elementary school. Jo wants to expand the project to bring more gardens to low-income areas, schools and anywhere else that could use a space to grow.

Regifting in Iowa. Tracy Tunwall and her kids, Trae and Carl, noticed how much people were throwing away after a garage or estate sale in their community of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, so they came up with a plan to cart away unwanted items and salvage them, instead of having them go to the landfill. Their project, Little Green Pla.net, asks local residents who are having garage sales to contact them at the end of the sale to pick up and redistribute and reuse the items that are left over.

Learning in Kenya. Student teacher Lauren Smith and Roya Headley are teaming up with educators across the globe to support both teachers and students in Nakuru, Kenya. Their Pink Elephant Teacher Outreach Program connects educators in need with a cadre of teachers around the world through donated technology and an online portal to share lesson plans, access resources and connect with each other. “I decided to start this project after I participated in a university-sponsored service learning trip to Botswana, May 2013,” Lauren said. “I learned that many teachers in disadvantaged locations lack the support and continuing education opportunities that are necessary for quality education to occur. Some of the teachers didn’t even have 4-year degrees, thus they were not adequately prepared to keep up with the ever-evolving world of education. Lauren and Roya hope to expand their Teacher Outreach Program throughout Kenya and then wherever teachers need support across the globe.

Veterans on a Mission in Colorado. A veteran of the Gulf War living in rural Colorado, Donald Scott noticed his fellow vets had trouble getting to regional VA hospitals for treatment, which could be a days’ drive away. So, as the need grew with more and more veterans returning home, he started Grand Veterans, a transportation service that helps veterans living in rural areas get to hospitals and clinics in Denver, Grand Junction, and Cheyenne. “A trip to the VA can be so much more than a ride to an appointment; it can be a therapy session, a chance for our Veterans to talk about their accomplishments, express their challenges, appreciate the surrounding beauty, and reflect on their service to our country,” Donald said. “For many of these Veterans, their VA visits are the difference between life and death. Grand Vets views these trips as missions, and not just rides to appointments.” Grand Veterans plans to accomplish 40 of these missions this year, increasing to 120 by 2016.

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Books are Power in Nairobi, Kenya. Gary Muldoon is passionate about empowering the kids of the Mathare slum in Nairobi, Kenya with books — so passionate that he and his family helped to build a library at the Valley View Academy, a local school in the Mathare slum. Now Gary wants to expand the effort. “The main reason we are so passionate about continuing this project was the reaction of the students and gratitude of the faculty,” he said. “The look of amazement on the faces of the students and big grins when we told them this is YOUR library where more than enough to make us want to do more.” As part of their project, Books Are Power, he and his wife are working to collect 1,500 more books and start a computer lab for the kids.

Congratulations to our grantees this week for their outstanding work to bring justice, peace, health and compassion to their communities. These are just a few examples of what a little seed money can do when put in the hands of someone with a vision and a plan to change the world.

Are you our next grantee? Please go to our website at www.thepollinationproject.org for funding guidelines and application.

If You Like Porn, It's Really Important You Watch This. If You Hate Porn, I'd Still Learn About It.

This isn’t only about porn, or lack thereof.

Undaunted Courage!

Tonight, at the All Star Game, Major League Baseball will honor a great, brave man — an athlete who had to hide behind fear and shame while still trying to live up to his God given potential as a ball player.

His name was Glenn Burke and he was shamed out of baseball by the stigma and fear that being gay held in the national consciousnesses at the time. He also gave the world the first high five on October 2, 1977, when he threw up his hand to meet Dusty Baker at home plate as he hit his 30th home run.

A lot has changed and a lot hasn’t. I am co-producing a film about this funny, sweet, powerful, talented American man. Tonight’s tribute will make a poignant ending!

This past week my husband and I, to celebrate our 30 years as a married couple, retraced a section of the Missouri River called the White Cliffs that Lewis and Clark and their brave Corps of Discovery paddled as they looked for a water route, west, across the country. We went with Missouri River Outfitters and Dayton Duncan, a scholar, writer and storyteller. He retold the stories of the courage the Corps showed as they faced uncertainty and harsh physical and mental hardships.

We were able to experience the astounding beauty of this extraordinarily stunning and, now, protected national treasure (thank you, Conservation Lands Foundation); and we were able to share, like any other citizen of this great country, the same privilege that Lewis and Clark saw and experienced.

Our founders fled persecution and sought freedom — freedom to believe in whatever God they wanted to believe in.

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Sadly, as that freedom was sought and fought for, many indigenous peoples were denied theirs or killed. That is a grim but true national tragedy. No where is it more evident than throughout the American West.

Now, freedom has grown up a little. Thanks to countless others and the legal team that overturned Prop 8, gay and lesbian families are allowed to marry in California and in many other states. They get to exercise the freedom to love who they want, say what they want, be who they want to be.

Today, I honor Glenn Burke and ALL the heroes who have brought us to this day and all those courageous beings who will lead us on!

America, the BEAUTIFUL!

The Book We're Talking About: 'The Hundred-Year House' by Rebecca Makkai

The Hundred-Year House
by Rebecca Makkai
Viking Adult, $26.95
Published July 10, 2014

The Book We’re Talking About is a weekly review combining plot description and analysis with fun tidbits about the book.

What we think:
Fictional estates — Henry James’s Bly, Daphne du Maurier’s Manderly — have long served as more than confined settings for plots to unravel in. Like characters, they’re given names, and serve as catalysts for action. Unlike most characters, they don’t typically exhibit a capacity for change. They are concrete reminders of the fixed, often haunting past.

Stately standing at the center of Rebecca Makkai’s latest novel The Hundred-Year House is Laurelfield, a secret-ridden mansion that once served as an arts colony. We’re first introduced to its most recent inhabitants: Zee, whose esteemed Marxist Studies curriculum has recently been shaken up by the opportunity to teach a summer course on ghost stories; her husband, Doug, whose attempt to pen a tenure track-earning monograph on poet Edwin Parfitt has been put on hold for a Babysitter’s Club-like writing gig; Gracie Devohr, Zee’s mother who bears a striking and hilarious resemblance to Lucille Bluth; Gracie’s husband Bruce and his son Case; and Miriam, an off-kilter collage artist from Texas.

When we meet the bumbling crew they are, among other silly exploits, preparing for Y2K by stocking up on preserved food, and, for some reason, purchasing a Chevy. But “the ball came down, and the world did not end,” and the disjointed family is left to consider that the “millennium bullshit” has clouded their awareness that the year 2000 also marked the end of a century. While cerebral Zee considers the 1900s to be “the worst century… in all human history,” whimsical Miriam acknowledges the good that came of it (“… all the art… And jazz, and movies!”).

Miriam’s optimism is apparent in the art she creates. She repurposes found materials into cohesive, if not objectively beautiful, arrangements. Her outlook is infectious to Doug, who willfully falls in love with her, and is in keeping with the philosophy of many of the houses’ inhabitants: Transformation is beautiful, and necessary for survival.

Zee grew up on stories of revival: Actaeon, Philomela and Daphne, who is mentioned in the book’s epigraph, a quote from Ovid’s Metamorphoses. Her parents raised her on anecdotes of their own transformations (although, as we read on, we realize that some were fictionalized or under exaggerated). Her father, for example, said to have reinvented himself, “from alcoholic slouch to art critic.” But, as several characters throughout the course of the novel demonstrate, reinventing oneself seems an impossible task when the house, with its dark crevices containing irrefutable historical archives, looms over each scene.

The true stories behind the house’s mythical former residents are eventually revealed, as Makkai expertly lurches back in time to 1955, to its artist residency days in the ’20s, and finally to its conception in 1900. Edwin Parfitt (the subject of Doug’s biography) was a poet-in-residence at Laurelfield, and his pessimism while living there is congruous with that of its modern-day inhabitants. He leaves abruptly, claiming the place has made his poetry darker, and that he must start anew elsewhere. His fellow residents seem bogged down by the atmosphere as well –- one remarks, “There’s no love, only history.”

His desire to escape the confines of such a massive, inescapably literal structure is foreshadowed (or followed, depending on which timeline you’re adhering to) by Zee, who realizes “she had never been a hardboiled egg but a raw one… When that shell cracked, what else could a raw egg do but run?” before fleeing Laurelfield.

Makkai’s clever choice to chronicle the house’s history in reverse exposes the flimsiness of perceived facts, and their simultaneous ability to stifle arguably truer stories. She weaves an intricate web of myths, and although she slowly reveals which are rooted in reality, she also shows us that such knowledge might be irrelevant.

What other reviewers think:
NPR:The Hundred-Year House may be crowded with the tropes and tricks of classic horror, but make no mistake: It’s not a horror story. Rebecca Makkai’s style, a patchwork of ambition and aw-shucks charm, lets in just enough sunlight to scatter those things that go bump in the night.”

The Boston Globe: “Makkai’s lyrical prose quietly lifts off the page while her carefully crafted plot charges forward. Narratively, it’s a precarious balance that could easily tip at any moment into contrivance or melodrama, but neither occurs as this author strikes a perfect equilibrium of dark humor and tragedy.”

Los Angeles Times: “The Hundred Year House is a big-hearted gothic novel, an intergenerational mystery, a story of heartbreak and a romance, all crammed into one grand Midwestern estate.”

Who wrote it?
Rebecca Makkai is the author of The Borrower. This is her second novel.

Who will read it?
Fans of family sagas, funny stories, and gothic tales.

Opening lines:
“For a ghost story, the tale of Violet Saville Devohr was vague and underwhelming. She had lived, she was unhappy, and she died by her own hand somewhere in that vast house. If the house hadn’t been a mansion, if the death hadn’t been a suicide, if Violet Devohr’s dark, refined beauty hadn’t smoldered down from that massive oil portrait, it wouldn’t have been a ghost story at all.”

Notable passage:
“Doug had started to see the world as reticulated. The way the colored pieces of any view fit together: windowsill, wall, sky, driveway, tree, roof. Shoe, carpet, book. If you looked long enough, the three-dimensional world flattened to a plane where every block of color was a tile, so tightly clicked together that no mortar showed through the cracks.”

Rating, out of ten:
8. Makkai humorously turns the conventional family saga on its head, in a clever exploration of metamorphosis and secrecy.

Read an excerpt of The Hundred-Year House:

This Photo Of Michelle Obama Will Give You Goosebumps

Although, segregation in American schools was officially outlawed in 1954 with the groundbreaking Brown vs. Board of Education decision, there’s still a great deal of progress that remains to be seen in the nation’s public schools. And a recent White House photo captured that sentiment perfectly.

Past and present collide in the image, which was taken in May, showing FLOTUS speaking with a tour guide at the Brown v. Board of Education National Historic Site in Topeka, Kansas. The two women stand perfectly aligned with the “white” and “colored” signs that hang above their heads.

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It’s a goose-bump inducing photo that simultaneously acknowledges the progress America has made thus far and how far the country still has to go.

Heavy Metal Movies

This piece first appeared on bazillionpoints.com

I recently did an interview with Mike “McBeardo” McPadden about his book Heavy Metal Movies: Guitar Barbarians, Mutant Bimbos & Cult Zombies Amok In the 666 Most Ear and Eye Ripping Big Scream Films Ever!” to use while reviewing the book for classic Horror Film Magazine; Fangoria. The interview was so funny and so insightful; I wanted to publish it here in its entirety.

MN: Can you tell me a little bit about the characteristic similarities that define horror films and heavy metal music?

MM: It can never be stressed enough that horror cinema planted the creative seed that birthed heavy metal. Some time in late 1960s England, the members of a hard-edged blues band called Earth noticed a line of excited moviegoers outside a theater showing a Boris Karloff-Mario Bava fright anthology. It occurred to them that they might tap into something powerful and profound by following the lead of Messrs. Karloff and Bava by making music that scares people. Thusly did the band Earth rename itself after the title of the movie: Black Sabbath.

And I do believe that heavy metal music emerged, fully formed, on Friday the 13th of February 1970, with “Black Sabbath”, the kickoff song on Black Sabbath’s self-titled debut album. The very first sounds are that of a rainy night, instantly evoking Jack the Ripper, werewolves of London, or worse, followed by Tony Iommi’s three-note power chord eruption of the “Devil’s tritone” — a sonic outburst said to have been outlawed for its power of demonic conjuring — and wails about a figure in black followed by cries unto heaven for deliverance from this otherworldly evil. It’s pure horror cinema alchemized as rock music.

So horror films and metal music are linked from the latter’s birth, and came of age under the overtly scary-movie-loving auspices of Alice Cooper, Blue Öyster Cult, Iron Maiden, and so on.

In terms of characteristic similarities beyond the obvious lyrical topics — e.g., the occult, slashers, dragons, howling virgins — the visceral sound that defines metal plows into the same area of the senses that leap to life while watching a scary movie. Thunderous chords are jump scares, and shredding solos work as either screams of terror or diabolical guffaws.

MN: What are the criteria of a Heavy Metal Movie? Did you allow instances to stretch those criteria?

MM: In defining what makes a Heavy Metal Movie, first up there are the obvious documentaries and concert films — The Decline of Western Civilization Part II; The Song Remains the Same.

Then come narrative films where heavy metal music is the essential subject — This Is Spinal Tap; Airheads.

From there, it’s films where characters love heavy metal — Wayne’s World, Bill and Ted — and/or heavy metal musicians appearing in the movie, as in Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World again or Lemmy in Hardware and Eat the Rich. Rob Zombie’s movie fall under this same umbrella.

After that, you’ve got movies that inspired band names and/or song lyrics. Iron Maiden has literally dozens of such songs, spanning from “The Wicker Man” to “Aces High” to “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.”

Soundtracks dominated by heavy metal certainly qualify: AC/DC’s work in Maximum Overdrive, for example.

Now past the direct, tangible connections is the really interesting stuff, where you have to say, “I know a Heavy Metal Movie when I see it.” This is the realm of aesthetic embodiments, influences, and inspirations — movies that crystalize and catapult forward the spirit of heavy metal: Conan the Barbarian, The Exorcist, the Mad Max series, theTerminator movies, George Romero’s zombie epics, Italian cannibal gross-outs, ’80s slasher films, banned “video nasties”; even something as beautiful as 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Watching films of that varied ilk and feeling their heavy metal aspects is akin to the way you can listen to Judas Priest, Poison, the Melvins, Slipknot and inherently understand each of them to be musically heavy metal.

By way of stretches, the one that comes to mind was a momentary indulgence: Forbidden Zone, Richard Elfman’s eye-bulging, mind-melting black-and-white musical from 1980. His brother Danny Elfman performs a modified “Minnie the Moocher” in a white tux as the devil. I amped up the Satanic connections to make it metal. Forbidden Zone is my favorite movies of all time, so, please, allow me.

MN: In what ways has heavy metal influenced horror and vice versa?

MM: The two forms do seem to echo one another as they have evolved.

Consider the late 1960s/early 70s metal of Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin, with their invocation of spell-casting, soul-selling, and supernatural forces, along with Alice Cooper’s explosively gory stage show. Then consider how all that naturally reflects the new territories being staked out by taboo-busting films like Night of the Living Dead, Last House on the Left, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre — almost to the point of being of a piece with one another.

The late-70s New Wave of British Heavy Metal — from which we get Iron Maiden, Witchfinder General, and Saxon — largely crossed the essence of Hammer Films with the DIY spirit and forward propulsion of punk.

Then in the ’80s, thrash matched the convulsive energy and visceral explicitness of Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and their slasher ilk; while grindcore and death metal in the ’90s and 2000s worked as hard as possible to match horror’s severe, up-close, shot-on-video grotesqueries on the order of Japan’s Guinea Pig films and Eric Stanze’s Scrapbook, and so on.

The last time I noticed a bold-stroke music-movie parallel between horror and metal was during the 2000s, when France suddenly produced a spate of top-notch black metal and death metal groups like Arkhon Infaustus and Gojira — the latter, again, named after a scary movie — while at the same time there arose some truly groundbreaking, no-limits French horror films, including the masterpieces Martyrs and Inside.

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Would you say horror film poster art was as influential to heavy metal as the films themselves?
Sure, and sometimes more so. Horror is arguably the most dominant form of exploitation film and one of the charms of exploitation is that the poster so frequently — although not always — promises so much more than the movie can deliver.

Just think about some specific posters that petrified you as a kid–filling your mind with all manner of lurid and harrowing images — and then the movie itself turned out to be laughable.

Tattooed on my right wrist is the poster image from the 1972 AIP revenge-of-nature stinker Frogs. It’s a beautifully rendered frog with a full-sized human hand flopping out of its mouth. I first saw the poster when I was five and it completely blew my developing brain circuits. I finally caught Frogs when I was seven on The 4:30 Movie and it was a total snooze. But I so loved the feelings inspired by the poster I had it inked onto my body. I imagine many in the musical field of metal can tell similar stories.

MN: How did the Alice Cooper chapter in the beginning come about?

MM: In the 90s, I worked as Entertainment Editor at Hustler magazine out in Los Angeles. The hard rock magazine Rip was also under the Larry Flynt Publishing umbrella and I was casually friendly in passing with its editor, Katherine Turman, who worked in a nearby office. Leaping ahead a few decades, Katherine is the co-author of Louder Than Hell indispensible oral history of heavy metal, as well as the producer of the syndicated radio show “Nights With Alice Cooper.”

As I was writing HMM, Katherine and I were Facebook friends, so when the time came, I hit her up for an Alice interview, and she delivered beyond belief.

Alice could not have been funnier, friendlier, or more gracious. And I thank Katherine forever for making the interview happen.

MN: Who do you think was the most metal actor/actress and why?

MM: The most metal actor is Arnold Schwarzenegger by virtue his huger-than-human physical brawn and the exquisite skill matched with relentless brute force by which he forged it into being, his hard-edged Teutonic clunk, his affable embrace/embodiment of mayhem, and the sheer violent joy of his every public moment.

Most metal actress is trickier, until you consider metal’s traditionally female qualities. Lina Romay comes immediately to mind then — dark-haired, dark-eyed, dark-souled, haunted, haunting, and dead before her time, which, in light of the previously mentioned qualities, may have made it exactly her time. And, in death, she lives and influence and directly interacts with the living forever.

Soledad functioned as the muse of Spanish horror auteur Jesus Franco, starring in a handful of starkly sexual terror films, including his two best works, She Killed in Ecstasy and Vampyros Lesbos. In 1970, at age 27, while in the midst of shooting Franco’s Juliette, Soledad died in a car accident and immediately became the stuff of gothic legend. Franco maintained to the end that her death was the worst day of his life. I’ve always thought the witchy, green-faced female figure on the first Black Sabbath album cover might be the spirit of Soledad.

MN: Why do you think the majority of the films in this book are horror films?

MM: Metal and horror drill into and let loose the same human curiosities, impulses, feelings, memories, ideas — essentially casting terror and power as the most vitally alive elements — and moments — of existence.

MN: Did you find any significant difference between B-movies vs. mainstream movies in terms of your defined heavy metal criteria?

MM: No. Large-scale, I view all movies as being the same species. Up-close, of course, each individual film has to be considered through the prism of all its outside elements: scope, budget, impact, one’s own perceived intentions of the makers.

An interesting contrast is the original Terminator, a cheap exploitation masterwork, versus Terminator 2, a triumph of monster-budget blockbuster hugeness. Both perfectly conceived and executed Heavy Metal Movies.

Specifically, I think of those two films of Metallica’s Kill ‘Em All versus Metallica’s Black Album–definitive, world changing works of metal on different scales and levels. I can tell you which one of those I still listen to, but it’s not for me to say which one is “more” metal than the other.

MN: I thought it was interesting to include metal related TV episodes and “Metal Moments in Non-Metal Movies” in the appendices. Can you tell me a bit about your decision to include these lists?

MM: The initial seeds of Heavy Metal Movies were planted when I contributed two chapters tote Official Heavy Metal Book of Lists by Eric Danville back in 2009. Initially, I just wrote one, “The 13 Greatest Heavy Metal Horror Movies of All Time”, but I’ve always been impressed by the way my cartoonist friend Tony Millionaire, week in and week out, punctuates his comic strip Maakies with a shrunken micro-comic under each week’s main strip. So I came up with “The 13 Most Metal Moments in Non-Metal Movies” as a very obscure homage to Tony’s relentless work ethic.

Anyway, the idea for my book started with those twenty-six titles and, even though I do make some metallic leaps in terms of what warranted a full review, I wanted to acknowledge some of the “bubbling under” material. It was also a way to pluck some titles out of the massive main body of the book. The cover says “666”, but 850 actually made the final cut. There are three hundred or so more fully written reviews that will someday emerge somewhere.

TV-wise, stuff like Kiss on The Paul Lynde Halloween Special and Sonny Bono eerily resembling King Diamond as Deacon Dark on The Love Boat is just so much fun to both reminisce about and expose new people to that I wanted to acknowledge the tube’s role in my overall metal education.

MN: Which films didn’t make the book that almost did?

MM: Rollercoaster, a fun 1977 disaster movie released in the über-’70s gimmick of Sensurround, which was essentially a huge speaker placed in movie theaters with a low-end sound said to rumble the audience’s seats.

Sensurround is metal in itself, but I was further trying to push the movie’s metal cred by highlighting Rollercoaster’s live performance by one of my all-time favorite bands, Sparks. They took the gig after Kiss passed on it, and they play two of near-metal songs, “Big Boy” and “Fill ‘Er Up”. Alas, as much as I love Sparks, I couldn’t realistically sell them as heavy metal.

Another almost-ran was FM, a 1978 ensemble comedy set in and around a rock station, the tagline of which was “A NOW Story With Music!” It’s a terrific snapshot of its own cultural moment.

Free-form commercial FM radio profoundly impacted my youth. It was initially where I heard metal and punk, so I wanted to tip my hat in that direction.

FM, the movie, features real rock stars and coincidentally parallels the great sitcom WKRP in Cincinnati to the point that a lot of people think the show was a spinoff from the movie. It’s not.

What kept FM out of the book was its absolute dearth of metal. There are live performances by Linda Ronstadt, Jimmy Buffet, Tom Petty, and, coming closest to metal, REO Speedwagon, who started out as a heavy, bluesy biker band before they hit big.

Full disclosure: I am related by marriage to REO Speedwagon. My wife is the niece of keyboardist and founding member Neal Doughty, a fantastic fellow who we both love very much, and it was a funny conversation when I had to tell Uncle Neal that REO’s performance in FM just wasn’t metal enough.

MN: If you were to do this massive three plus year project over again, is there anything you would do differently?

MM: Tons. I’d spellcheck the living shit out of every sentence, and I’d make sure I got everyone’s name correct as I went along. Final edits on this beast were a bear. I’d also approach more cohesively, with a hard plan. I just kind of wrote everything as it came up, and I didn’t look back until the end. Ouch!

MN: How do you see the future for the heavy metal movie?

MM: Heavy Metal Movies will follow the path of all other movies, just as they’ve always done. There will be loud, CGI-soaked heavy metal multiplex monstrosities and scrappy, shot-on-iPhones homemade enterprises. Most will be terrible, precious few will be good, and a tiny sliver will blow minds and bang heads and change the course of cinema and humanity and history. That song remains the same.

MN: Finally, a “Would You Rather” Question:

MM: Would you rather do the same massive book project over, but within a “PG movie” rating constraint? OR- do this book again with the 666 most “folk music” movies ever made (no rating constrictions)? And why?

Folk music, without restrictions. No questions. Heavy metal is about expanding the parameters of what’s doable at rock’s furthest reaches in terms of music, subject matter, and aesthetics, and so to take on the topic of Heavy Metal Movies with PG restrictions would be to fail the subject matter.

Indeed, the endlessly chugging diarrhea train of PG-13 remakes of extreme horror movies from the ’70s and ’80s come to mind. I understand that there’s a global market for these things, but whoever exists in those audiences is not anyone with whom I’m interested in engaging.

And I’ve got no beef with folk music. Metal — and not just folk metal, per se — arises from the same tradition: pick up a guitar and belt out what’s on your mind and in your heart. Metal just opts to do it louder.

5 Reasons Why People Do Not Want to Help You (With Your Job Search)

Do you feel like you’re banging your head against a wall trying to get people to respond to your requests for job search help or informational interviews? Here’s a list of reasons why people in your network may be reluctant to help you.

While you can’t control all factors, you can influence the process and start to see better results.

1. You forgot to say thank you in the past. If someone helps you or offers to help, you say thank you, right? This seems obvious and yet people forget or neglect to express heartfelt thanks or even a quick note of gratitude. When you do not say thank you, chances are that person will be disinclined to help you in the future. And that may be the reason they are slow to get back to you in the present.

I recently let a recent graduate know, through our mutual connection, that he really should have acknowledged the pro bono revisions I made to his resume. After two weeks went by I wondered what had happened and why I bothered. He wrote back to me right away and I’m happy to help him in the future.

Strategy: Acknowledge thoughtful emails sent to you related to your job search. Write an enthusiastic note along the lines of, “Thanks so much. I’m always so grateful for your help and support.” If you reflect and realize that you’ve forgotten to send a thank you in the past, it’s never too late to start now. Sending a handwritten thank you note in the mail after an informational interview can also be a nice touch.

2. They have been burned in the past (by someone else) and are less willing to help you. Sometimes an unwillingness to help has nothing to do with you; a previous experience left them burned. Perhaps they made an introduction and the person was unprofessional or flaked out. This made them look bad. As a result, they’ve become more cautious about handing over their trusted network to just anyone.

Strategy: Demonstrate that you have the utmost respect for professional relationships by being enthusiastic, grateful and reliable in all of your communication. Follow up on emails promptly. Remember to circle back around and share the outcome of the introduction. I call this closing the networking loop.

3. They are afraid you are going to ask for a job. Since a friend of mine started working for Google, the number of emails he receives from acquaintances has increased exponentially. Many of these requests for help do not mention specific positions or areas of interest – they just want a job at Google, any job. He’s now started to decline these requests since he’s not able to help and is overwhelmed by the number of emails.

Strategy: In your communication, state that you will not be asking this person for a job referral, especially if it’s at a highly competitive company. Let them offer that to you, if they choose. Instead, you can ask for an informational interview with assurances that it’s for research purposes only. Remember that relationship-building is a longer term process and an initial conversation can be the start of building trust.

4. They are too busy. There’s not much you can do when a person’s schedule makes them so busy that they never respond to emails. Don’t take this personally. You can move on and try more contacts after you’ve followed up 2 to 3 weeks later. It once took me a full year to get an informational interview. It turned out the person had been getting married at the time of my original ask so it was not great timing. When I re-forwarded my email a year later, still expressing enthusiasm for learning more about her work, we spoke soon after.

Strategy: Follow up after two weeks. If you still don’t receive a response then let it go, for now. You can always let more time go by and try once more in a month or two. Use the “two-part email” – where you write the email for the person – to ensure a greater chance of response if you are asking for a networking introduction. Also, try ending your email with a question such as, “Might a brief conversation in the next few weeks work for you?” since people are more likely to respond to an email that closes with a question.

5. You are vague or unclear about what you are asking for. When people send around generic emails saying, “I’m looking for a job. Can you help me?” it’s like you’re asking them to do your job search for you. Most people won’t bother to write back to emails that are vague or unclear. It will seem to you like they do not wish to help though it may simply be they do not know how.

Strategy: See “Need a Favor? Ask For It!” on how to construct a more clear and specific ask to your network so they do not have to connect all the dots for you. Your network’s time is precious so don’t waste it.

Guess Who This Little Gal Turned Into!

Before this spectacled little lady rose to Hollywood fame she was just another cute kid growing up in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Can you guess who she is?