Chef Finds 'GOD' In Eggplant Sliced At Gino's Restaurant In Baton Rouge

Slicing into an eggplant turned into a religious experience for a Baton Rouge chef when he found the word “GOD” spelled out inside, arranged in seeds.

Line cook Jermarcus Brady of Gino’s Restaurant called it a “miraculous image” in an interview with WAFB, a CBS affiliate in Baton Rouge.

Brady is religious and told WAFB that his faith has helped him to get through rough times.

“He’s showing me that ‘hey, I’m real’ and that’s the only thing I can depend on,” he told the station.

He told local ABC affiliate WBRZ that he’s “scared to slice another eggplant.”

Gino Marino, one of the restaurant’s owners, was also moved by the spiritual seed arrangement.

“I went back there and he was overwhelmed,” Marino told WBRZ. “I looked at it, we were just drawn back. We just couldn’t believe what we were looking at.”

While it may seem unusual, this is not the first sighting of its kind.

In 2007, a Pennsylvania woman also found God in an eggplant.

And in 2012, someone found what appears to be the Arabic script for Allah in an eggplant.

Other nightshade fruits have also had holy encounters, including a tomato that appeared to show Jesus as it decomposed as well as Jesus sightings in potatoes and a potato chip.

NSA Spied On Five Politically Active American Citizens, The Intercept Reports

WASHINGTON — Glenn Greenwald is naming names.

The National Security Agency spied on five American citizens despite a lack of any finding that they posed a threat to national security, The Intercept, an investigative outlet co-founded by Greenwald, is reporting Wednesday.

All five are moderate American citizens who appear to have been targeted for surveillance because of their political activity. The NSA told The Intercept that the surveillance was not “based solely” on speech.

“No U.S. person can be the subject of FISA surveillance based solely on First Amendment activities, such as staging public rallies, organizing campaigns, writing critical essays, or expressing personal beliefs,” the statement read.

The revelation of the names of those spied on has been hotly anticipated since Greenwald teased it in May. The names were included in documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

Greenwald obtained the consent of all five before publishing their names, he told HuffPost. Among those is Nihad Awad, executive director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. CAIR, the largest Muslim civil rights organization in the country, is widely regarded as moderate.

“I have long viewed this as one of the most important stories in the Snowden archive because it puts a face on the NSA’s surveillance overreach and illustrates, yet again – that domestic spying abuses usually target minorities, marginalized groups, and dissidents,” Greenwald told HuffPost.

Another of the Americans targeted for surveillance was Faisal Gill, a longtime Republican Party operative and one-time candidate for the Virginia House of Delegates. He previously held a top-secret security clearance and served in the Department of Homeland Security under President George W. Bush. He was targeted in the mid-2000s by conservatives who accused him of falsifying records to obtain his security clearance. He was cleared by the Department of Homeland Security.

Watch an interview with Gill above.

Read the full story at The Intercept.

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Chats With Ivan Neville and The Berman Brothers, Plus Exclusives by Genevieve Bellemare, Home Video and Dream Alive

“LIVE AND DIE” WITH GENEVIEVE BELLEMARE

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photo courtesy of Aremide

According to Genevieve Bellemare…

“This song was written with Mitchell Froom. He sent me the keyboard and drum intro you hear in the beginning. I remember him either saying something about radiohead or me thinking radiohead. Whatever it was it attracted me. I didn’t know if i could do anything with the song because I had the whole radiohead thing in the back of my mind so it was intimidating. But I remember I was home and i was on my couch on the computer and I kept repeating it over and over and over. I finally started mumbling the melody you hear on the chorus ‘I live and die, I live and die.’ In the next session I had with Mitchell, we were trying to add new parts and new melodies to the song. Mitchell said, ‘It sounds like you are saying I live and die, I live and die,’ and he said that he really liked that. We both thought it was a cool concept for a song. At first, I thought this is way too dramatic for me to be singing, but then I recorded it actually singing those words, and then it felt perfect. After that, the rest of the lyrics came really easily. ‘Live and Die,’ I think, is a similar concept to hiding space. But more desecrate lyrically.”

A Conversation with Ivan Neville

Mike Ragogna: So, sir, what the heck have you been up to?

Ivan Neville: I’ve bleen doing a little bit of this, a little bit of that, you know. I’m playing with my band Dumpstaphunk and doing other stuff, a few recording sessions here and there. I guess you know I did this video recently with The Young Presidents.

MR: Yes, and you might say it was a very “Time”-ly video, wasn’t it?

IN: [laughs] Yeah, it was called “Time.”

MR: Let’s talk about The Young Presidents. What is the origin of this auspicious gathering?

IN: These guys were friends with a buddy of mine by the name of Rob Fraboni. Rob Fraboni produced their record, and that’s kind of how I got involved. I know Rob, me and Rob have done stuff over the years. He gave me a call initially to come and play on their record, me and some amazing musicians. Anton Fig plays drums on most of it, Blondie Chaplin was on some stuff… Blondie and I have done some stuff together in the past. We both have a connection to The Rolling Stones, which is pretty cool, as does Rob Fabroni. Also Cory Glover from Living Colour, he was involved. Basically, we did a record. A few of us sang songs. Cory sang, Blondie sang, we sang some stuff together, and I sang the lead vocal on the song “Time.” Then they contacted me and said my boy Jonathan McHugh, who is a very dear friend that I’ve known for a long time, he was involved in the making of this video. He had a lot to do with the story line and things of that nature. I got a call that they wanted to do this video in my home town in New Orleans and since I’m singing the song, I could be in it. I’m like, “Absolutely, man.” So he came to New Orleans and we shot some cool stuff in a bunch of cool spots and there you go.

MR: Every time I interview you, there’s always something new that you’re picking up. Did you pick up anything new from this experience that might affect your music creatively?

IN: I’m always trying to pick up and learn stuff. I’ve been doing the music thing for a long time and I want to keep on learning and keep on picking up and gathering up and borrowing and whatnot. From this, I got an appreciation for some of the sights and sounds of my own city. It was kind of cool that they shot footage down here and had me go and do stuff like be around surroundings that I was comfortable with. They wanted me to be a part of it and they made sure that I was comfortable in my surroundings and it was perfect. That’s one major thing I took from it.

MR: What do you think they took from you?

IN: [laughs] I don’t know. Hopefully, I added a little something to it, brought a little something to the table. I’ve got a decent little singing voice, and my charm and my good looks, hopefully that carried me a long way.

MR: [laughs] This is a bit of a new direction for you, so where do you see this leading? Will it open the door to other things?

IN: I have done some live things with the Young Presidents and I probably will do some live things in the future when time permits–there we go with time again–when I’m not doing Dumpstaphunk or various other projects that I may be involved in. But I like those guys–Jake [Hertzog] and Mitch [Kaneff]. They’re good musicians and fortunately for me, I got to participate in some cool songs and the music’s good. That’s always a plus. We do this thing called “music” because we love it and we’re lucky that we get to make a living doing it as well. Everything’s up in the air. You never know what could come of this.

MR: Ivan, how’s your family?

IN: Everybody’s cool. I’ve got two brothers and a sister down here in New Orleans and my dad lives up in New York, everybody’s cool. I’ve got a daughter who lives in California and I’ve got a fairly new son who lives here in New Orleans.

MR: In your opinion, what’s the state of New Orleans these days?

IN: New Orleans is doing well. There’s the devastation that occurred here close to nine years ago, and it will never be forgotten. There’s some loss that we will never recover, but New Orleans, as a city and as a region and as a people is doing business, man. It’s doing great down here. Music’s going on, food’s going on, and as you can see every year, jazz festivals are killing. Mardi Gras is a pretty good time. New Orleans is rolling. We lost some lives down here when Katrina happened. People lost their homes and had to go other places and start lives elsewhere, so we lost them. We lost a lot of communities, some of the neighborhoods. But people get back up. New Orleans is one of the places where the people here are resilient like that, and they keep going. Things are doing great in New Orleans right now. We’re about to get ready for another hurricane season, now. It happens once a year. We’ll see what happens this year. Hopefully nothing too bad will happen down here.

MR: Because of the charm and beauty of New Orleans and its very rich history, there are a lot of kids who dream about making music there. Have a lot of new, young artists been arriving in town lately?

IN: Oh yeah, there’s always a little rush of cats who might move here from different places or maybe they come out here to go to school and they start digging on the music scene and they try to get involved, there’s always some new blood that starts flowing down here. You’ve got our home-grown youngsters who are doing very well, like Trombone Shorty–they’ve been around for a while but I look at them like they’re young. Rebirth Brass band has been around thirty years, but we’re that next generation, we’re not as old as my dad and those guys. Then you’ve got some others that are coming along, you’ve got a couple of groups that have been around for a while and some up and comers, it’s constantly growing around here, the music scene is always evolving, you’ve got a couple of new bands that can show off or a new group of musicians that start playing around, it’s just an ever-evolving thing we’ve got going on here.

MR: What advice do you have for new artists?

IN: Just do it. Do it often and as much as you possibly can, learn as much as you can about the business aspect of music and just keep doing it, man, hone your craft. Do your thing.

MR: What about Ivan Neville? What would you tell Ivan Neville right now? What’s he supposed to be doing?

IN: [laughs] Keep doing it. Keep honing your craft, Ivan. Keep singing, keep praciticing, keep listening. Keep listening. Keep learning.

MR: All right, so what does the future hold for Ivan?

IN: Oh, I’ve got stuff going on. Dumpstaphunk’s continuing to spread the funk–that’s my main group I’ve got going on now with my little cousin Ian Neville, Tony Hall, Nick Daniels III, and we’re just continuing to do what we do. We’re probably going to be doing some new music very soon, to put out another studio record. We’ve got some live stuff that we’ll be looking at in the near future and there’s some other side stuff that I’ve got going on. We’ll just see what happens.

MR: Nice. Is there anything else to mention that we didn’t talk about yet?

IN: I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but if I think of something I’ll call you back. [laughs]

MR: You’ve got it! You’re awesome. Thanks.

IN: Thanks, man.

Transcribed by Galen Hawthorne

HOME VIDEO’S “FORGET” EXCLUSIVE EXPLORED, EXPLAINED

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“The latest music video from Brooklyn-based indie/electronica duo Home Video. ‘Forget’ is the lead single from the band’s fourth album Here In Weightless Fall, out now on Dash Go. The follow-up to 2010’s The Automatic Process, spends a lot of time discussing disenfranchisement, apathy and the intersection of the personal and the political. ‘Forget’ takes a look specifically at the idea of consumer culture and how we construct and buy into ways of forgetting about real-life stress, in favor of packaged, mindless promises of numbness. Home Video’s Collin Ruffino notes, ‘We are all a collection of the products we own and the image we cultivate. We are all afraid to engage with one another face to face for fear of the messy unpredictability of human emotion. But I think this causes great psychic pain, for which we invent pharmaceuticals, to dampen that pain, so that we can be useful units of profit-making and perpetuate the cycle.’

“Ruffino also directed the video for ‘Forget’ with help from Yvonne Jones (Director of Photography/Producer), Nathaniel Cunningham (Editor) and David Gross (Assistant Director). ‘The video for Forget tries to encompass many of the themes of the album,’ notes Ruffino. ‘We tried to tie the political to the personal in the narrative of the album. There is nothing that speaks to this better than the maintenance of the human psyche that our pharmaceutical-embracing society represents.’

“The video for ‘Forget’ takes a closer look at the role pharmaceuticals play in our modern culture, in that the characters in the video use a ‘Forget’ chip to wash away the struggles and pains of everyday life and relationships in favor of the monochrome, faceless, easily digested, corporation-saturated modern world. It’s wry social commentary, balanced between ominous and satire.”

Links:
Website: http://homevideo.fm
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/homevideoband
Twitter: https://twitter.com/homevideoband

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A Conversation with The Berman Brothers

Mike Ragogna: Chris and Frank, where did the idea to transplant this group of artists into a Brazilian genre come from and what motivated you to put this project together?

Chris Berman: We were always huge fans of Brazilian music since a very long time, since the eighties. Frank and I were living in London and we were going to these really amazing rave parties at night and there were always Brazilian musicians playing along. Also on the other side, the really beautiful melodic structure of songs, that love of Brazilian music was there all the time. We also have this huge, huge love for those classic, iconic American songs from the sixties and seventies like those of Billie Holiday and Aretha Franklin or Sly & The Family Stone. One day, Frank and I were sitting in Berlin and Billie Holiday was running in the background somewhere from an apartment far away. We could only hear the voice for some reason. It was a beautiful summery day and the idea was born–how would it sound to put some easy going bossa nova beats or some smash salsa beats behind it? Brazilian music is so tasteful, so elegant. It needs an elegant counterpart in the melody. That was when we thought, “What happens if we blend these two worlds together,” the beauty of the classic American vocal performances of Billie Holiday or Aretha Franklin or Sly Stone with that sultry, really fantastic intelligent Brazilian backbone.

MR: To be honest, your new recording of “Sexual Healing” is my preferred version now because you’ve removed the dated electronics and given it this new sensuous world.

CB: For some reason a lot of these songs sound like they’ve been recorded in Brazil in the first place. It was an amazing experience to go down to Brazil with all these musicians. On the one side they started very naive because they thought, “We have to give the right sound to these songs,” but on the other side they had this respect for all of the artists so they knew they had to do it right. “If we go to these classic songs, we have to give all we can in order to make them really sound as beautiful as possible.”

MR: The Dave Brubeck and Carmen McRae track was a brilliant merging of three worlds. Can you give us an example of the production process?

CB: The problem was we only had a stereo track on this recording, so we really had to go dig in, take the vocals out and take, for example, the saxophone solo out. Then we went into the studio and kind of did it as if they were part of the room. We let the vocal play and the saxophone play and the band was playing along in the recording room, very similar to how they did the original recording; all in one room. After we had the vocals isolated, it was very important to us to let the band play along in different rooms together like a real recording session and give the natural feel of recording. There are not really too many overdubs. These days, you start with one track and then go to another and another and musicians don’t really play along. We really thought in order to give the original vocals that respect, we had to play along with the vocals. We had everybody in one room with a click track to keep the rhythm going and only the vocal. They played along with Carmen McRae singing and Paul Desmond playing the saxophone later on.

MR: You must have had access to some of the multis, though, right?

CB: Yeah. Luckily, we got multi-tracks for a few, for example, we got Sly & The Family Stone’s multi-track and Marvin Gaye’s multi-track. We really only used the voices. One thing that’s amazing to hear is how fantastically these vocals were recorded in the first place, especially with Marvin Gaye. In the eighties, everything was cluttered with delay and reverb and sometimes, I think you don’t really hear what a fantastic singer he is in the first place. Having the chance to take his vocals without effects and purely let the musicians play along, I think it enhanced the feeling of them all being together in one room and jamming along in a studio in Rio.

MR: Beautiful. Hey Frank, how are you?

Frank Berman: I’m wonderful. I don’t have the best position, that’s why I’m quiet.

MR: How did you work together on the project? What were the assigned duties?

FB: We both love music, but I’m more the one trying to talk to the record companies and to find the right studios for the musicians. Christian is the music guy who loves sitting for twenty-four hours, spending night and day in the studio with the musicians, getting the best out of them, getting the best out of the taping. He’s very hands-on in the studio and I’m more hands-on with the business. We do the creative part together, so it’s more of getting the product out to the right people, finding the right parts, and getting the right song. Each of us have our separate roles but in general, we did everything together. The main decisions we did together and then we split up in separate parts.

MR: Have you worked this way on every other project?

FB: In the beginning, we wanted a band together and that was a disaster because we both were playing and doing the same work. Luckily, I stopped playing and then we started selling records.

MR: So Studio Rio is really the two of you and whatever Rio musicians could be assembled for these projects.

CB: Yes. They’re very fantastic musicians, all together about twenty different musicians and four amazing arrangers, too, who really gave that Brazilian feel. Every note on this record is recorded in Brazil. There are no overdubs in New York or London or anywhere else. We really wanted to capture the Brazilian feel and spirit and the authentic vibe.

MR: And having the band play to the vocal kept the authenticity. Nice. Do you have any studio stories?

CB: One little story that I always have to tell because I love it is one of the drummers is named Paulo Braga. He used to be a drummer for all the big records. We called him and as you can hear, we sometimes talk a little fast and things get lost here and there. We invited him to come to the studio to play along with the track “You’ve Changed,” but he, for some reason, misunderstood the fact that he’s actually playing to Billie Holiday, so he comes into the studio, he sets up his recording gear, and then we press “record” and the music starts. Everybody plays along and all of a sudden he hears the voice. He thinks that some girl’s singing like Billie Holiday, and then all of a sudden, he recognizes, “That is Billie Holiday I’m playing with!” You could see his eyes got really wet; he nearly had tears. For one little second, he skips the beat, and then he plays along all the way to the end and that’s the take that we took for the record because it was so emotional. Then later, he was like, “You guys are so crazy, you didn’t tell me it was really Billie Holiday.” That was a nice moment.

MR: Were there any people who told you while you were putting this together that you were out of your mind?

CB: A lot of them.

MR: There are a couple of songs on the project that feel even more appropriately interpreted in this setting than their own original arrangements. I won’t name them to protect the innocent.

CB: [laughs] I know, but I think if you’re in Rio or Ipanema at night and the sun is going down and you have a little drink in your hand, that big city urban feel at the beach, that combination is really the feel of the song. It’s a Rio night song. It’s that cool, drive around with the windows open at the water feel. It kind of had to be done that way down there, it’s really funny.

MR: You took on a song that was originally recorded reggae, Johnny Nash’s “I Can See Clearly Now,” and the jazz-islandy Bill Withers hit, “Lovely Day.” I was surprised to see how naturally they were prone to go further south than Jamaica and the Caribbean.

CB: [laughs] We tried a lot of songs, so the ones you hear are the ones that really worked out, the ones the musicians and arrangers felt were fantastic. We felt, “Oh wow, this is the great combination between the authentic Brazilian sound and something the Western mentality can enjoy, too.” We have both worlds going. The Brazilians are proud of it and we think, “Wow, this is a hit, it’s fantastic.” These songs really work perfectly to bring them even more south. They’re already so positive lyrically and musically enchanting, so that really helped to find the right arrangement around them.

FB: Not every song did work in a Brazilian arrangement, so we also had a few where we decided they should not get on the record.

MR: Out of curiosity, what were a couple of those?

FB: I’d prefer not to name any, but definitely, a lot don’t work because of rhythms or speeds. There’s definitely a fine line between where it really sounds convincing and perfect or where it sounds more like a cover band. We only took the songs that really made a great impression.

MR: I’m surprised that “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey didn’t make the cut. An oversight?

Both: [laughs]

FB: That was our number one choice!

MR: Another thing that was amazing was your taking the squarest possible recording of the project, Andy Williams’ take on “Music To Watch Girls By,” and you hipped it up.

FB: A big credit really goes to Rio because we had this place we called our local office there. It was a coffee shop one street away from the ocean. We had our laptops with us and tons of songs and we were sitting there in the right mood and the right atmosphere and we’d listen to the songs and decide, “This could work, this could work.” That’s why a lot of surprising songs are on the list that wouldn’t have worked if we’d done the project in America. You need that Brazilian atmosphere, the cars dirivng by with the Brazilian music coming out of them. That’s where you get these inspirations.

MR: And there are a couple of songs where the horns are playing straight through. When I heard that, I thought, “Boy, that’s a lot of horns.” Then I realized you guys were trying to capture the power of what was going on in the arrangement, so the horn attacks expressed it in a way that no other instrument would have been able to.

CB: Sometimes the backbeat in Brazil is subtle, it’s sometimes hard to create really big excitement with a Brazilian beat. So we took the horns to give a little element of intensity and drama to that. But really the funny thing is that the Brazilian horn arrangers did even more arrangements, so we had to mute a lot of things.

MR: Are any of the artists you used aware of this project’s final results yet?

FB: Yes, Bill Withers and his people are very, very happy. We had to get rights from all the artists and so far, no complaints at all.

MR: Where is this heading? Might Studio Rio put out volumes of reworks over the next ten years?

FB: We have a few great ideas for a second album. We have to do the second album because there’s one or two great songs we couldn’t finish in time. It will be an ongoing ten piece collection. The second part, I think, will be very nice.

MR: Will Studio Rio move from label to label to explore the potential of different catalogs in the future?

FB: No, I think we’re very happy. The Sony catalog is ongoing and really beautiful, there is so much stuff. We can even move a little up in the age or a little back in the age. There are many different approaches if it comes to a second part, but we’re very happy where we are.

MR: I made a joke about using Journey earlier, but there may really be some rock that may surprise you, for instance Bruce Springsteen or Bob Dylan or someone similar.

FB: We have already one totally crazy one. When people hear the combination, they think it’s crazy, but it works great. We’ll save it for next year.

MR: What advice do you have for new artists?

FB: Be very independent, be responsible for your own career, find a good team around you and persistence and talent is equal in these days.

CB: I think that’s something. I have a friend here, she’s so talented and maybe fifteen years ago, she would’ve been picked up by a major label and had a deal. But now, she’s just lacking that last drive of intesity to go out and really go for yourself. I think she will not make it because of that. There’s another friend I have and she’s a singer-songwriter and maybe her talent is not as really wonderful, but she’s so on her career. She does everything right to put herself as an artist out there and I think she will make it. I think in these days where independent artists have such a great opportunity, I think the industry is creating a lot of problems, but also creating a lot of opportunity for young artists. If they use the new world as their tool, they can really go far.

Transcribed by Galen Hawthorne

ABOUT DREAM ALIVE’S EXCLUSIVE “SEE YOU TONIGHT”

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According to Dream Alive’s team…

“Los Angeles-based rock band Dream Alive–Nik Phoeniks (lead vocals / keyboard), Ramon Ryder (rhythm guitar / vocals), Karan Parikh (lead guitar / vocals), Martin Fredriksson (bass) and Stanley Love (drums)–is set to release its debut album, Before The Dawn, on July 29th. The record features eight soaring tracks melding sounds ranging from psychedelic to cinematic, bridging the musicality between the band’s classic rock roots in Journey and Pink Floyd and their modern rock influences of Muse and Coldplay.”

“‘See You Tonight’ is a high-energy, melodic tune that reflects the feelings of longing, lust and excitement,’ explains Dream Alive’s Ramon Ryder. ‘It’s the musical representation of the butterflies you feel in your stomach when thinking of someone you really like. The video shows the band performing inside a dark warehouse and outside on the sunny streets of downtown Los Angeles. We love how the two locations are both simultaneously gritty and beautiful, reflecting the highs and lows of love.'”

https://www.dreamalivemusic.com

Stem Cell Therapy Changed The Way I Practice Veterinary Medicine

As a veterinarian in Hawaii, stem cell therapy has changed the way I practice medicine.

Most people have heard of bone marrow or cord derived stem cells, but another form of stem cell therapy, called “adipose derived,” or stem cells from fat (also known as adipose), is gaining momentum in the medical profession.

This new method of obtaining and purifying stem cells from fat is minimally invasive and has shown phenomenal results for treating a variety of conditions.

For people in the United States, most adipose derived stem cell procedures are performed in universities or in research trials. Treating companion animals, on the other hand, has become possible in local veterinary hospitals around the country.

Veterinary patients are being treated most frequently for osteoarthritis. Other conditions stem cell therapy is used for are partial ligament tear, immune mediated problems, kidney disease, and irritable bowel disease to name a few. Stem cells are the bodies repair cells capable of reversing damage.

Stem cells have the ability to repair and regenerate tissue in the body that has been damaged. The stem cells are extracted from the patient through a straightforward surgery. Fat is harvested most commonly from behind the shoulder blade. A vigorous purification process follows that extracts the stem cells from the tissue and then activates them. The injections are given the same day intravenously or into the affected joints.

Until this surgery was available, I treated most of my patients for severe arthritis with a combination of medications and acupuncture. Several pain medications can have adverse effects on other organs in the body when used for years on end, as well as become less effective over time.

Max, a 12-year-old Labrador retriever, became my patient about a year ago. Max had severe osteoarthritis that, over time, became so severe that it kept him from getting around on his own. After exhausting all their options trying multiple medications, Max’s family came to me debating on whether or not they should put him to sleep. They wanted to know if stem cell therapy might help.

As I examined Max, he wagged his tail but could not stand without help. I performed various neurologic tests, as well as range of motion of his joints, and evaluated his radiographs before sharing my results with his anxious family. The trust is, Max’s condition was serious. His elbows, hips, and knees all had severe arthritis; however, there were no structural or neurologic defects present. This made him a good candidate for adipose derived therapy and gave his family hope that they would have more time together.

One month after Max’s stem cell therapy, I had him come back for a recheck. I would not have recognized him if his parents had not been there. Max greeted me at the door, tail wagging and face smiling. He still had healing ahead of him, and was limping on his front legs. But we went outside and I watched this happy dog walk slowly on his own. After further evaluation, we planned another check-up, and I looked forward to seeing his progress.

Max has been one of more than 60 patients I have treated. I continue to see wonderful results and am thankful for the new technology and medicine that has allowed me to help so many patients. I look forward to the future of stem cell therapy and the new developments we are likely to see.

The Business Of Clowning Around: Terrifying Stalker Clowns For Hire

We have seen businesses that are scary in their genius, scary in their
creativity, and scary in the fact that they’re disturbing. While many
businesses end up being scary, few actually setup to attain this as the
central part of their business plan, it just happens somehow. Since
scary isn’t generally the intended goal, those monetizing on the
terrifying become all the more interesting.

LG KizON Is A Wearable For Kids That Tracks Their Location

lg kizon 640x398Thanks to technology, parents these days can keep track of their kids better. For example it wasn’t too long ago we saw the Yepzon device that allowed parents to keep tabs on where their child is, and it looks like LG is trying to hop onboard the bandwagon as well. The South Korean tech company has recently announced the LG KizON, a wearable designed for kids and to give parents peace of mind.

The device will naturally come with built-in GPS that allows parents to track the location of their child at all times. The KizON will also come with a button that allows them to place a call to a pre-configured phone number, so they won’t have to memorize phone numbers, thus making it easier for kids to get in touch with their parents in the event that something is wrong.

Parents can also get in touch with their kids by calling the KizON. LG has designed the device in such a way that if the child fails to answer the call within 10 seconds, the device will automatically connect the call of the parents where they will be able to listen through the microphone, which presumably will come in handy in the event that the child gets kidnapped.

There will also be Location Reminders that will alert the parents throughout the day at where their kids are at specific times, so if they’re not in school when they’re supposed to be in school, parents will know that something’s wrong. LG will be debuting the KizON in South Korea on the 10th of July before making its way to North American and European markets in the later part of the year.

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There Have Been A Ton Of Sporting Humiliations In The Past Century

By Patrick Johnston

BRASILIA, July 8 (Reuters) – Hosts Brazil suffered their worst World Cup defeat ever when they were crushed 7-1 by Germany in the semi-final in Belo Horizonte on Tuesday.

It was Brazil’s first home defeat in a competitive match since 1975 and one of the most extraordinary results in the sport’s history.

Here are some other sporting humiliations.

BOXING

Buster Douglas stuns Mike Tyson, Tokyo 1990

Before the fight, Tyson was unbeaten as a professional and routinely knocked his opponents out in the first round. That all changed 35 seconds into the 10th round when massive underdog Douglas knocked Tyson out for the first time in his career, causing one of the greatest upsets in boxing history.

Tyson would never completely recover. He went on to win subsequent fights and even regain the world heavyweight title briefly. But the dominant reign of the man who some thought early in his career would be considered the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time was over.

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In this Feb. 11, 1990, file photo, James Douglas follows with a left, dropping Mike Tyson to the canvas at the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo.
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RUGBY

Wales 13 Western Samoa 16 – 1991 World Cup.

Wales, one of the great rugby nations, were expected to smash the Pacific Islanders in their opening World Cup match at their home ground in Cardiff in preparation for bigger tests against Australia and Argentina.

But the Samoans had not read the script. To’o Vaega and Sila Vaifale scored tries as the Pacific Islanders recorded a huge upset and advanced to the knockout stages at the expense of the Welsh.

The result sparked one of the great rugby quips: “Thank heavens Wales weren’t playing the whole of Samoa.”

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Lisandro Arbizu of Argentina makes a break past a Western Samoan defender during the 1991 Rugby World Cup at Sardis Road, Pontypridd, Wales.
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SOCCER

United States 1 England 0, 1950 World Cup.

England, the sport’s founding nation, were making their World Cup debut in 1950 with the part-time United States side their first opposition in Brazil.

But they were guilty of under-estimating their lowly opponents, for whom Joe Gaetjens snatched the only goal in a shock 1-0 win that is still remembered to day thanks to the film “The Game of Their Lives” which details the match.

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English midfielder Thomas Finney (C) tries to head the ball between American defenders Charlie Colombo and Walter Bahr 29 June 1950 in Belo Horizonte.
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SOCCER

North Korea 1 Italy 0, 1966 World Cup.

Twice World Cup winners Italy took on unheralded North Korea playing in their first World Cup in England with a huge win expected for the Europeans.

But Pak Do Ik’s goal ensured a massive upset and the Asian team went down in folklore.

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North Korean national soccer team players celebrate their upset victory over Italy July 19, 1966 in Middlesbrough.
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CRICKET

Australia thrash England 5-0 to win the 2013-14 Ashes.

England headed to Australia favorites to win the Ashes again having easily triumphed 3-0 on home turf only months earlier, but they unraveled in humiliating fashion with players quitting the tour and others retiring before the series was over.

The 5-0 loss was only the third Ashes whitewash ever and came after emphatic 381-run, 218-run, 150-run, eight-wicket and 281-run defeats.

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Michael Clarke of Australia poses with the urn on January 5, 2014 in Sydney, Australia
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TENNIS

Steffi Graf beats Natasha Zvereva in 1988 French Open final

Germany’s Graf thrashed Zvereva of the Soviet Union 6-0 6-0 to defend the women’s title in a match that lasted 32 minutes – the shortest final in the Open era.

It was the first French Open final in which a player had failed to win a game and the first double bagel in a grand slam final since Dorothy Lambert Chambers defeated D.P. Boothby at Wimbledon in 1911.

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Steffi Graf holds holds up her Suzanne Lenglen winner’s trophy, June 4, 1988, at Paris’ Roland Garros Stadium.
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CYCLING

Lance Armstrong backtracks and admits doping

The American was in retirement for a second time having won seven Tour de France titles and successfully dismissing continual accusations he had been doping throughout his career.

But the Texan was forced to endure the most humiliating of comedowns when he admitted in a televised interview with Oprah Winfrey that he had doped, lied and bullied his way to the top.

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In this Monday, Jan. 14, 2013, file photo provided by Harpo Studios Inc., Oprah Winfrey, right, interviews Lance Armstrong in Austin, Texas.
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ICE HOCKEY

Miracle on Ice, 1980 Olympics

The Soviet Union had won six of the seven previous Olympic gold medals in the sport and were expected to easily roll over a United States team made up of amateur and college players at Lake Placid in New York.

But the plucky Americans, led by coach Herb Brooks, claimed a huge 4-3 upset win and went on to beat Finland to take a shock gold.

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US hockey players John Harrington (L) and Michael Ramsey (top R) react after the puck was fired into the net, February 22, 1980 in Lake Placid.
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GOLF

Greg Norman tosses away 1996 U.S. Masters

The world number one Australian was all set for a fun-filled final round procession having opened up a six-shot lead over England’s Nick Faldo following three brilliant rounds at Augusta National.

But the Great White Shark capitulated in Sunday’s final round as his game deserted him. He could only muster a six-over-par 78 to finish six behind a victorious Faldo in a painful finish watched by millions around the world.

Norman never fully recovered from the meltdown and failed to add to his two major championships wins.

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Greg Norman falls to the ground after missing his shot for an eagle on the 15th hole during final round play in Augusta, Ga., April 14, 1996.
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NFL

Peyton Manning and Broncos crushed in 2014 Superbowl

Peyton Manning entered the Superbowl with his Denver Broncos side having just being voted the NFL’s MVP for the fifth time and looking certain to claim a winner’s ring.

However, the Seattle Seahawks recorded a 43-8 win – the biggest rout in the championship decider since Denver lost 55-10 to the San Francisco 49ers in 1990.

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Quarterback Peyton Manning looks to pass on February 2, 2014 in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
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NFL

In 1969, “Broadway Joe” Namath and the New York Jets shocked the seemingly invincible Baltimore Colts 16-7 in the Super Bowl, blowing away the notion that the upstart American Football League was a second-class group when compared to the more established National Football League.

Back then, the winners of the AFL played the NFL champion for the title and the first two championship games were won by the NFL’s Green Bay Packers by a combined 70-24 score.

The Jets’ victory in the first game officially named the Super Bowl paved the way for the 1970 merger of the two major professional American football leagues.

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In this Jan. 12, 1969, file photo, New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath gives his father a big hug after a 16-7 win in Miami.

(Editing by Ed Osmond)

Verizon Questions Our Accuracy: We Challenge Verizon to a Debate

Here is a letter from Verizon to the Huffington Post editors, followed by my reply:

Ed McFadden, Verizon Communications:

I run media affairs for Verizon public policy, and was wondering which editor has some oversight of Bruce Kushnick. Who reviews his material before it is posted? In his latest, he makes several inaccurate statements, the facts for which were publicly available and where he appears to be making an effort to misdirect your readers.

  • He accuses Verizon of lying to regulators: “It is clear that Verizon simply didn’t tell the truth” about the objections to our copper retirement. This is false.
  • He claims Verizon is working “to shut off the copper in areas that have been upgraded to FiOS and force customers onto FiOS.” This is false. The areas he sites are areas where we are replacing copper lines with fiber (not “FiOS, which is a data and video service). In these areas, customers are being provided with phone services over fiber, including the same POTS service they had previously received, at the same price. Nothing more.
  • He claims we didn’t “notify anyone.” This is false. All affected customers, as well as local and state officials in the areas where we are deploying fiber, as well as the FCC were provided all notices of the planned copper retirement. We also provided notice to interconnecting carriers.

There are additional inaccuracies as well. How can we go about correcting the record? Or is this something that we must take up directly with the writer? Thanks in advance for your consideration.

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Verizon also sent along the following links:

My reply

Note: I take full and sole responsibility for the content of these articles. Huffington Post suggested I address Verizon’s issues.

1) Here are the articles in question:

Verizon’s “Cut the Copper” Stealth Plan: Thousands Were Held Hostage with No Phone Service for Months.

This article is an update to a previous story:

Verizon’s Stealth Plan for ‘Shutting Off the Copper’ in New York City and Locations in New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania Has Started

The articles are based on a series of filings with the FCC by New Networks. We posted the related documents at: http://newnetworks.com/verizonquick/

2) Verizon has filed with the FCC to start shutting off the copper networks in areas that were upgraded to fiber optics using a procedure known as “Section 251.” It is essentially a rubber stamp by the FCC to allow Verizon to make small network changes.

Instead, Verizon has decided it can use this under-the-radar procedure to shut off large areas. In Belle Harbor Queens, the shut-off area appears to cover the Rockaways, with a population of 50,000 people.

Verizon has filed in multiple locations including Belle Harbor Queens, New York City, as well as Ocean View Virginia, Lynnfield Massachusetts, (and two others filings in Hummelstown Pennsylvania and Farmingdale New Jersey that will be posted.)

This is a link to Verizon’s filings and the locations. (Note: there are two filings for each area: one for the network change and other for the removal of the copper.)

3) In the Belle Harbor filing, you will see Verizon supplies no data, no analysis, no number of customers impacted by the change, not even a map of the location and coverage area. Nothing.

Verizon: Belle Harbor, Queens, New York filing.

4) New Networks filed to stop these proceedings as the only requirement Verizon has is to post the request on their site and then the FCC posts it to their site — with 9 days of comments, but only for other competitive phone companies.

Here are the comments filed by New Networks and others.

Verizon:

“He claims we didn’t “notify anyone.” This is false. All affected customers, as well as local and state officials in the areas where we are deploying fiber, as well as the FCC were provided all notices of the planned copper retirement. We also provided notice to interconnecting carriers.”

ANSWER: There is nothing in Verizon’s filed Section 251 documents that shows that Verizon did anything beyond this rubber-stamp filing.

5) However, Verizon responded separately to some of the comments sent in by others during these proceedings. (Verizon did NOT mention New Networks by name but mentioned NASUCA, (National Association of State Utility Consumer Advocates) and the AICC, one of the leading associations for the alarm industry.)

In this Verizon Response, which we quoted, Verizon claimed no one had complained; there was no conflict in either New York or Virginia.

“As of April of this year, fewer than forty of Verizon’s customers in Ocean View, Virginia, and Belle Harbor, New York, remained on copper facilities. Customers in these two wire centers – which cover more than 15,000 homes – have already overwhelmingly made the decision to move to either Verizon’s fiber-based services or to competitors. Completing the migration to Verizon’s more advanced and reliable fiber facilities, and retiring the legacy copper loops and the switches in these wire centers, is not just a logical and efficient step, but it is also an incremental one. There has been no valid objection to the copper retirement filed by customers living or working in these areas or by providers serving them, and no request for an extension of time made.”

They added elsewhere:

“Likewise, no residents of these areas raised concerns.”

Based on what was filed at the FCC, there would be no way anyone would know that there was a place to file comments. It would be very embarrassing to think that Verizon is claiming that sticking a notice on its web site is proper notification of “customers living or working in these areas.”

6) But were there really no comments or concerns of customers in Belle Harbor, New York?

No. As we showed, Verizon, in their response letter or their filing, never discussed that after the Sandy storm there were thousands of complaints as Verizon had failed to restore service to thousands of customers in a timely manner in New York, and the Rockaways in particular.

And it would appear that customers had ‘raised concerns’.

First, we found a NY State Service ‘Inquiry’ Report showing major problems with service in Belle Harbor. And we found lots of articles outlining that Verizon had not restored service to lots of customers five months after the Sandy storm.

Customers didn’t overwhelmingly make a ‘decision’ to go to fiber optics. They were out of service for 5 months or more and weren’t given a choice, it would appear.

Councilman Calls on Verizon to Fix Phone Lines, WNYC, March 25, 2013

“Almost five months after Sandy, there’s still no dial tone for hundreds of people living in the Rockaways. The city councilman representing the area is warning the phone outage is a dangerous situation that must be fixed quickly.

“More than four thousand people live in the Ocean Bay Apartments, and most of them have had no land line phone service, according to councilman Donovan Richards…. Richards said one elderly resident of the public housing complex waits for her niece to visit, so she can use the niece’s cell phone to make important calls.”

And yet, no Verizon document or filing explained that this process was filed with complaints and concerns. This failure to tell the ‘full story’ leaves out basic material facts.

Moreover, relying on a posting on the FCC and the Verizon web site as ‘notification’ for customer comments is not due process and is the very reason we requested this ‘let’s-see-what-we-can-get-away-with’ charade be halted.

8) More importantly, this was a corporate decision to not fix the copper wires in New York City and other places and let customers hang for months — as Verizon would make more money from FIOS.

Lowell McAdam, Chairman and CEO of Verizon Communications, speaking at the Citi Global Internet Media and Telecommunications Conference in January 2013, said that Verizon’s new “mantra” is “Don’t fix the copper wires”:

“When we had the impact of Sandy, our mantra was you will not fix copper. So if copper got into any kind of a damaged situation and FiOS was in the vicinity, or we could run FiOS down an adjacent street and get into there, we would cut the copper out of service.”

And why do it? Well, upselling — that is, having the customers buy more products from the companies’ own affiliates. McAdam continued,

“Now what is the reason we want to do that? Well, when a customer goes, even to FiOS digital voice, they very quickly see the difference on copper, and we have seen the ability to sell up.”

9) Verizon writes:

“He claims Verizon is working ‘to shut off the copper in areas that have been upgraded to FiOS and force customers onto FiOS.’ This is false. The areas he sites are areas where we are replacing copper lines with fiber (not ‘FiOS’, which is a data and video service). In these areas, customers are being provided with phone services over fiber, including the same POTS service they had previously received, at the same price. Nothing more.”

Also from the Verizon Response:

“To be clear: service received over fiber facilities is not the same thing as Verizon’s FiOS service. Fiber refers to a physical medium: a network made up of fiber optic cables. FiOS refers to particular Verizon branded voice, video, and data services -FiOS Digital Voice, FiOS TV, and FiOS Internet – that Verizon provides on an optional basis to customers over fiber. While millions of customers have elected to switch to Verizon’s best-in-class FiOS service – provisioned over fiber-optic cable… many others, including those who so choose in these two wire centers, receive the same traditional phone service, with the same features and at the same or better price, over Verizon’s advanced fiber network.”

Answer: I didn’t know that Verizon had a sense of humor. Verizon is not putting in fiber for phone service. They could use the copper for that.

From Verizon’s website, July 8th, 2014

What Exactly is FiOS You Ask?

“Well, it’s not cable. And it’s definitely not copper wiring. FiOS replaces them by building a network of 100% fiber optics, making it an even FASTER way to transfer data for Internet, TV and Digital Voice–literally connecting you to all you love at the speed of light.”

Where does it say that FiOS is NOT the 100% fiber optic network for TV?

10) Why is there a distinction between FiOS and the fiber optic networks?

If Verizon claims this upgrade was for FIOS they would have serious legal problems. As we noted in a previous article, Verizon uses the ‘Title II’, common carriage, telecommunications classification from the Telecommunications Act of 1934 for all of its ‘FTTP’ Fiber-to-the-Premises’ services so it can charge basic rate phone customers for upgrades of the ‘massive deployment of fiber optics’ as well as use the utility rights-of-way. And in New York State they are bound by the 1896 law that allows them to offer ‘telecommunications’ services.

At the FCC, Verizon claims FiOS is an ‘information service’ and ‘Title I’ and a cable service, classified as ‘Title VI’ — and because of this they has based the entire ‘net neutrality’ fight in the court and at the FCC. But, Verizon never bothered to tell the FCC or the courts that they classified the underlying networks as “Title II.”

And it is an important question as it may not be legal to cross-subsidize local rates with an information or cable service in New York State.

11) We are not the only ones questioning Verizon’s process — NASUCA has filed a Petition for a ‘stay’ to stop the process.

And others have filed comments calling for investigations in other open FCC proceedings about customers being forced to move to fiber optics, even when it doesn’t serve their needs.

“Public Knowledge, The Utility Reform Network, et al, write to the Federal Communications Commission today to express concern about reports that have surfaced across the country indicating carriers are forcing customers off of traditional copper-based phone service. Complaints often state that customers are being involuntarily moved to fiber or IP-based service (or some combination thereof), even if those new technologies fail to serve all of the user’s needs or will be more expensive. Denying basic phone service to people who have relied on the network for decades violates the network compact that has successfully guided our communications policy for one hundred years.”

“A Commission investigation of these complaints is necessary to ensure the continued vitality of the fundamental values that underlie our network, including universal service.”


12) Basic Questions Verizon Never Answered.

Verizon has filed to shut off the copper in parts of New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts and we have no idea what these other locations are hiding.

  • How many customers are impacted?
  • How many are still using copper?
  • How many ‘total lines’ are in service?
  • How many small business alarm circuits, ATM machines, DSL lines, or special access lines are being ‘shut off’?

But then we have the larger questions:

  • Are customers paying for this fiber optic wire? In New York, Verizon received rate increases on basic rate copper-based phone customers, which is paying for the construction.
  • Is this wire a replacement of the utility wire or does Verizon believe this is private property for private use?

Do you think Verizon should meet for a debate?

Is Johnny Manziel Tempting Fate?

Since the news broke over the weekend that Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback, Johnny Manziel, was allegedly photographed in a Las Vegas bathroom tightly rolling a $20 bill, I have been deluged with questions as to the best way to advise a client in this situation. Last week, Manziel also made headlines for partying with Justin Bieber in the pop star’s Beverly Hills home. I wrote a number of times in this space how uncommonly gifted he is and how the incidents involving him in his post-Heisman off-season were overblown. I don’t represent Manziel, but I have represented rookie quarterbacks from Troy Aikman to Steve Young to Ben Roethlisberger and here is what I advised them.

1) Building a career in the NFL is your number one priority. You need to prove to your owner, team executives, coaches, teammates, and the fans that you are totally committed to a work ethic and focus that puts football first. Veteran teammates need to see that the highly paid rookie is willing to fit seamlessly into their peer group. It is your NFL football contract that will give you lifetime security. Rookie salaries are capped, but veteran quarterback contracts are not. The straw that stirs the drink is football. Everything else flows from that. Rookie years are often learning years with numerous mistakes. Adjusting to the speed and talent at the professional level is a necessity.

2) Quarterbacks have always been subjected to extra team, and public, scrutiny. The quarterback is generally the team leader and representative. Other positions may get away from the complex for large periods of the off-season, but quarterbacks need to be seen there by coaches. Even though there is no football being played, and this is technically “time off,” quarterbacks carry special responsibilities.

3) Social media and other platforms of information supply have destroyed the public/private continuum. Every action can be captured by the ubiquitous cellphone and instantly posted for worldwide dissemination. Athletic stars are celebrities and there is great competition to provide breaking news and information concerning them. A whole industry has developed which has nonstop reporting of arrests, domestic problems, money issues, and alcohol and drug abuse by these stars. This requires the athlete to be extra scrupulous in where and how he is seen in public. Venues like Las Vegas can be especially challenging.

4) Perception becomes reality. A picture or video of an athlete with a drink in his hand or with scantily clad members of the opposite sex can convey a wild, undisciplined impression. The public will see the video or picture over and over again on all platforms of content supply. That repetition creates the impression that this was not one isolated situation — the athlete is perceived as that way all the time.

5) Athletes are role models whether they wish to be or not. Parents and fans want their children to see athletes projecting positive behavior and values. Players need to be “stewards of the game.” If an athlete does not want to give peak performance, be discreet in public behavior, gracious in signing autographs, and open and accessible with the press there is an easy solution — play sports on a sandlot. No criticism, no fans, and none of the incredible benefits that come from professional sports.

I have not the slightest doubt that Manziel will be a model practice player and give every effort in games. He is a young man and this is his vacation time; but adjusting to the realities of professional football is a massive undertaking, and perception becomes reality. He may be making his journey more difficult than it needs to be.

Reince Priebus Bets On A Compressed 2016 Republican Primary Season

WASHINGTON — Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus doesn’t believe he will deliver Ohio to the next Republican presidential candidate simply by putting the party’s 2016 convention in Cleveland.

But he’s betting that whoever ends up the nominee will be bolstered in that critical swing state. And while he acknowledges some risk, he’s confident that by scheduling the convention early on the calendar, he can shape the campaign to benefit the GOP.

“I admit to you there’s really not much of a correlation between picking a host city and expecting to win the state,” Priebus said in an interview with The Huffington Post on Tuesday. “But what I would say is that perhaps it hasn’t been done properly. Perhaps a party, thinking things out a couple years ahead of time, can do a better job of recruiting volunteers around the event and getting enthusiasm … that will pay off for us. Listen, I get it. I’m not blind to what the effects are, but I do think perhaps we haven’t been approaching it the right way.”

The RNC’s Site Selection Committee, Priebus added, saw upsides in Cleveland beyond Ohio’s Electoral College numbers. That the Republican Party is putting its signature event in an urban, Democratic stronghold, he said, would have political resonance across the map.

“We didn’t specifically choose Cleveland because of that issue, but it would be wrong for me to say that it wasn’t at least a factor in the decision,” he said. “We’re trying to be a party for every person in this country, which includes having, as we have started, a year-round black [voter] engagement effort. In Cleveland, I think we can help in that effort and can bolster that effort.”

Priebus, speaking hours before Cleveland was officially announced as the convention host, said he sees the convention location and date as critical dominos in the GOP’s 2016 plans. By hosting the event in late June or early July, the RNC aims to unshackle the nominee from the campaign finance restrictions that tripped up Mitt Romney. During the summer of 2012, the former Massachusetts governor found himself unable to spend money he had already raised because it had been given specifically for his general election fund. As the clock ticked down to the late-August convention — after which that fund would be accessible — the Romney campaign was forced to rely on allied super- PACs, while President Barack Obama’s campaign spent freely with its larger war chest.

But campaign finance considerations aren’t the only factor that convinced Priebus to move the convention date earlier. He said he wants to compress the Republican primary process as well.

“We’ve got a rule in our party that says that all of our primaries have to be completed within 45 days of the start of the convention,” Priebus said. “So if you imagine a slide rule, I’m moving the convention forward, but I’m also moving the deadline by which all the primaries have to be complete.”

As of now, there are two convention start dates under consideration. The first is June 27, Priebus’ preference. The second is July 18, which the RNC would choose if, for example, the Cleveland Cavaliers were in the NBA championship (“100-1 odds,” he said, barring the team signing Lebron James), or the stadium’s food supplier or general counsel felt was the only workable date.

With a tightened GOP primary caused, in part, by an earlier GOP convention, Priebus also reformed something else that bedeviled Republicans in 2012. There will be far fewer primary debates in 2016.

“Regret,” Priebus said, was “a good way” to describe how he feels about the 20 debates that took place during the 2012 election cycle. Already, RNC committee members have passed a measure to penalize a candidate who participates in a debate not sanctioned by the party. And while the actual number of debates will be decided by the committee, Priebus said he thinks “we’re going to have somewhere south of 10 … and my guess is we’re going to work with all of these media companies and outlets in helping decide who the partners will be, who the moderators will be.”

Told that The Huffington Post looks forward to a turn as debate moderator, Priebus playfully and diplomatically responded by not ruling out the idea.

Priebus said he recognizes that hastening the campaign process is not without risks. A convention draws the biggest national audience to a campaign and can be a crucial catapult for the party’s nominee in the election’s closing months. Hosting an event in June isn’t unheard of. But it is a relic of the past for a reason. The last GOP convention held in June was in 1944.

“I think you can get a bump early too, and I think you can ride a wave early and keep it going,” Priebus said, when asked if he feared cresting too soon before the election. “Whether we do the convention on July 18 or August 15, I don’t think it matters a whole lot. I think there’s a certain benefit to going early, having a good convention, and getting on it with.”

There is a more temporal fear that Priebus has, as well. The first day of the 2012 Republican convention in Tampa, Florida, was cancelled because of Hurricane Isaac (attendees couldn’t get around and organizers weren’t particularly keen on hosting a revelrous event as coastal-dwellers saw their houses destroyed).

But while Cleveland may seem like a safe choice from a climate perspective, Priebus isn’t banking on it entirely.

“A hurricane [Hurricane Gustav] delayed our convention in St. Paul in 2008,” he said. “So I guess a hurricane anywhere could have an effect.”