Some Of MLB's Best Pitchers Can't Seem To Handle Some Of The Least Likely Hitters

Baseball’s at its best and most memorable when it doesn’t stick to the script. The head-to-head matchups between Brett Gardner and Yu Darvish are just one of many reminders.

Darvish is having yet another outstanding season for the Texas Rangers (2.90 ERA, 167 strikeouts, 1.22 WHIP). He’s a dominant power pitcher that can hold a vaunted slugger like Jose Bautista to no home runs and an .056 average in 18 at bats. Yet none of that matters when it comes to Gardner. The Yankee outfielder, a .270 career hitter with just 37 home runs in seven seasons, is now 5-for-11 with four home runs against the Rangers ace. It may be a small sample size, but Gardner’s bat comes alive when Darvish is on the mound.

This isn’t a unique occurrence. Many of the game’s best pitchers have at least one hitter they should ostensibly be able to dominate, but still have yet to figure out. Billy Butler has Justin Verlander’s number. Danny Valencia is a thorn in David Price’s side. Ian Desmond owns Tim Lincecum. And Adam Dunn, who sports a .238 career batting average, morphs into a .615 hitter against Clayton Kershaw.

How do you explain these? Just chalk them up to being another of the many unexplainable, wonderful vagaries of baseball. Here’s a look at some of the game’s best pitchers, and the unlikely crop of hitters that seem to render these superstars powerless.

All statistics compiled via RotoWire

How The Internet Beat Lobbyists At Their Own Game

When advocates of the open Internet rose up to thwart Congress’ efforts to pass the Stop Online Piracy Act and the Protect IP Act (known more colloquially as “SOPA/PIPA”), author and academic Jeff Jarvis took to these pages to proclaim, “We Are The Lobbyists Now.” Well, according to one lobbyist who fought this battle on the other side, that’s exactly right.

In the latest edition of “Drinking And Talking,” The Huffington Post’s Sam Stein gets a view from the trenches in the war over SOPA/PIPA from John Feehery of QGA Public Affairs, who participated in the fight as a lobbyist for the legislation’s proponents. Feehery’s bottom line? “We were rolled over by the Internet,” he says.

In the video above, Feehery further expounds on the ordinary “Internet denizens” who rose up to become “the new face of lobbying” and beat an industry — led by Motion Picture Association of America Chairman and former Senator Chris Dodd — that was, to his estimation, “so far behind on how to mobilize people.”

You can watch “Drinking And Talking” in its entirety by clicking here.

A One Bedroom Apartment Gets A Much Needed Reno

Smart shopping–fueled by a steadfast belief in comfort, individuality and old-fashioned chance turn this one-bedroom apartment around.

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Konig outside her home (with her trusty Fiat, an eBay score).

When domino editor Rita Konig moved from London to Manhattan, she didn’t have a chair to her name. Two years later, her tiny one-bedroom seems as if she’s been there forever. Her secret? Smart shopping–fueled by a steadfast belief in comfort, individuality and old-fashioned chance.

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Dramatic wallpaper in the shoebox-size entry hall establishes Konig’s urban English rose signature.

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The mantel is crowned by an ever-expanding display of Polaroids of friends and family, attached with double-sided tape

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Konig is a huge advocate of scent. Her rooms are perfumed with fresh air, coffee, bath oil and Santa Maria Novella potpourri.

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A collection of botanical prints from England finds a companion in an eccentrically “flowering” table lamp.

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Super-feminine and luxe D. Porthault linens coupled with an old plaid wool Welsh blanket are equal parts charming and unfussy.

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Rita’s secrets to buying well. Our shopping columnist and girl-about-town blogger is an expert in the art of the purchase (no surprise–she grew up working in her mom’s store!).
Check out are her six top tips.

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#1. Go with someone you trust. My mum is my ultimate adviser. She sees the potential in some shabby stuff but can also talk me out of a bad decision.

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#2. Test a palette. Before you commit, tack up fabric or paint swatches on a wall, then ruminate: Do they work together? (This was for my bedroom–it’s lovely, but I opted to go with a different color scheme.)

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#3. Know when to haggle. I wouldn’t be cheap at a flea market. But a markup is often factored into antiques-shop prices, so negotiate if you’re considering several items–or if you love something and can’t afford it!

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#4. Try it on loan. You can’t do this at every vendor, of course, but borrowing some major goods–rugs or tables–will help you see pieces in context before taking the plunge.

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#5. Pull it all together. The final alchemy is part planning and part luck. I love to combine things, but I have to force myself not to surrender to my magpie instinct and take in too much that’s worn-out or random. For me, the cohesion comes from color, but you could find it in seeking out certain textures, motifs or eras–whatever you gravitate toward.

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#6. Don’t obsess over finishing. I believe most of the places we cherish are the ones that evolve quietly. Keep tinkering; I still want to re-cover my sofa, for instance. When everything’s really done, it’s time to move!

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The Country Has Big Trouble

The two guys at the top of national security (the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and the direct of the CIA) have both been caught lying to the American people and to the US Senate — they have no right to lie.

These lies are not to protect the American people. It is to protect themselves.

DNI James Clapper lied to the Senate. According to the Washington Post:

“And last year, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper lied under oath to Congress when he told Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) and the Senate Intelligence Committee that the National Security Agency did not collect any kind of data on millions of Americans, a claim later disproved by documents leaked by former NSA employee Edward Snowden.

If the Director of National Intelligence wanted to seize data on Americans, he and his organization should have gotten a warrant — hence the lie. The Fourth Amendment to the Constitution could not be plainer. Read it.

And CIA Director John Brennan lied. According to Mediaite:

“At a Council on Foreign Relations event in March, Brennan said, “As far as the allegations of CIA hacking into Senate computers, nothing could be further from the truth. We wouldn’t do that. I mean, that’s just beyond the scope of reason.”

Brennan has now confessed that there was hacking. In other words, he lied. How long is the Senate Intelligence Committee (Chairwoman Feinstein) going to allow this to go on? And how about the president? He needs to fire both.

And don’t tell me it is okay to lie because of their jobs.

Clapper could have gone into a closed session and told the truth. It was his choice to lie. He lied because they had not gotten a warrant and had violated the constitutional rights of Americans.

And Brennan? He lied to cover up a crime; someone has committed a crime. I don’t know Brenna’s excuse since it is against the law to do domestic spying and he knows it — the CIA website even admits it cannot do domestic spying. The only way his domestic spying is legal is if either the DNI (Clapper) or the Attorney General (Holder) authorized it. If they did authorize this domestic spying, we need to know why … otherwise, we need a grand jury to investigate breaking the law.

We need better and the American people deserve better. This is not a small matter. National Security is important and they had no right to lie to the Senate or to spy on the Senate. And if Senator Feinstein is going to continue to simply look the other way (give a mild rebuke), she needs to step aside and let someone else lead the Committee.

Do You <em>Really</em> Know What the Common Core Is?

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Having written curricula and lesson plans geared to the high school level Common Core Standards, I just don’t see what all the hub bub’s about.

You’ve seen those yearly lists that tell us how our students fare in comparison to kids in other countries. The stats aren’t so great, are they?

Our school system is broken. Badly. But it is not beyond repair.

And so in 2009, the leaders of 48 states, two territories and the District of Columbia enlisted the aid of hundreds of teachers and educational experts who eventually created the Common Core to help us fix it.

And what is the Common Core?

Easy peasy. It’s a list of skills and concepts designed to ensure that all kids, no matter where they live or how much money they have or don’t have, learn the same basic things. Or as the Common Core Initiative web site puts it, they were developed to:

“…establish clear, consistent guidelines for what every student should know and be able to do in math and English language arts from kindergarten through 12th grade.”

The Common Core Standards do not dictate how they learn those things. Or what a district should do to make sure they learned or what a district should do if a teacher doesn’t actually teach them. That’s up to the district and states. And I think that’s where some of the battles begin.

Many districts understand that a good teacher doesn’t have to teach to the test to get great test results. Those districts also understand that if you test kids too many times, that old law of diminishing returns will kick in. So test scores fall not because the teachers aren’t teaching, but because the kids are tired of and care much less about those tests over time.

Other districts…well, you see there’s money attached to those scores most of the time. And money is one thing most districts do not have enough of these days. So even if the kids are tired of doing the math, the district bean counters aren’t.

In those districts, the kids get bombarded with tests. And teachers are blamed when kids don’t do well on them. Sometimes rightfully, sometimes not. Mostly not, I fear.

Having said that, as a former English teacher and assistant principal, I was thrilled when I first read the Common Core Standards in literature and language arts. Here are some of the things I loved most:

1. There’s more emphasis on reading nonfiction, something today’s kids are already doing quite naturally. Do they still read “The Classics?” Yes. There are long lists teachers can choose from. Or…not. It’s up to the districts to decide what their kids will or will not read. But teachers are also encouraged to pick more challenging and contemporary material, regardless.

There are only a few “mandatory” readings. For instance, one standard requires that students, “Analyze seminal U.S. documents of historical and literary significance.” That’s right, they’re asked to read and discuss the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence and a few more documents written by the so-called founding fathers. The very ones many of the people who seem angriest about the CC love to pull out of a suit pocket and wave, very proudly, at the camera.

2. There’s more emphasis on critical thinking, writing and reading. This means that kids will read those documents more thoughtfully. Which means they can explain, discuss and debate them as well. For me, this is the “money” standard. If kids learn to think, read and write more critically, they’ll do better in lots of other subjects, too. And they’ll fare well in the real world, where they’ll have to make some big, life changing decisions. I do not have to tell you parents out there that young people do not always make very good decisions.

You may not like it when your teenager sits you down and states an airtight case for getting her own car or a higher allowance or being able to keep seeing that tattoo covered boyfriend you forbade her to even talk to ever again. But you’ll thank those teachers later, when she kills that first interview and lands a job with a salary that gets her out of your house and into that first apartment. Or helps her start paying off some of those loans so she can move out a little sooner.

3. Technology is “blended” into the curriculum.
Which again, is something kids were doing anyway, even when teachers tried to take all of their gizmos away. And never fear. Teachers are being trained to use those gizmos in ways that put kids’ brains to work. Yes, kids will still Google answers. But the great teachers will make sure they have to work really hard to figure out which of those answers is best. Or how to use all that data in some really complicated way that doesn’t just let them copy and paste it into their essay and turn it in as their own work.

In fact, technology allows students to do something lots of parents beg teachers to let their kids do: prove that they’ve learned by doing something other than a written test. Kids can create multimedia presentations, music videos, video games, Web or Wiki pages, podcasts, Flash books, Flash cartoons, YouTube films–the list is endless. And now, kids all over the country will be learning how to do that, not just a privileged few.

So what’s not to like? I have no idea. They address the needs of today’s students in ways today’s students might actually find more engaging. But boy, there are some angry people out there hell bent on making sure the Common Core goes away tout de suite.

I’m really sorry to hear that. I was hoping American kids were finally going to get the big boost they needed to catch up to the kids in other countries.

But I guess some our kids will be eating their dust a little while longer…

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Ayelet Waldman Stands By Essay That Infuriated Moms A Decade Ago (VIDEO)

In 2005, mother of four Ayelet Waldman wrote an essay published by The New York Times that ignited a firestorm of controversy in the parenting community. “I love my husband more than I love my children,” she boldly proclaimed in the piece. Even as she soon found herself facing down more than a few angry mothers, Waldman stood behind her words and further explained that her children were not the center of her universe — the key reason, she added, why she and her husband enjoyed a passionate sex life.

Waldman appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” a month after her article came out.

“So many women today have become so focused on their children, they’ve developed these romantic entanglements with their children’s lives and the husbands are secondary. They’re left out,” she said on the show. “You guys know Valentine’s Day at your kids’ schools… All the moms come in with perfect, frosted pink cupcakes that they’ve made with their kids… Is Valentine’s a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine’s is supposed to be a day about romantic love.”

As parents in the “Oprah Show” audience gave her looks, Waldman stressed that she did indeed love her children. She was simply making a distinction between that love and the romantic love she felt for her husband, choosing to focus on romance.

It’s now been a decade since Waldman started this controversial conversation. “Oprah: Where Are They Now?” recently caught up with the author and learned that she still strongly believes in the polarizing statement she made so many years ago.

“If you focus all of your emotional passion on your children and you neglect the relationship that brought that family into existence… eventually, things can go really, really wrong,” Waldman says today.

In addition to strengthening the romantic connection between the parents, Waldman insists this outlook has had a positive impact on her children as well. “I have not been a perfect mother, but giving my children a sense of security in their parents’ relationship is something that I feel really proud of,” she says.

As for her four children, Waldman says they were never shielded from what happened nearly 10 years ago. “They knew about the essay before it made a huge fuss,” she says. “They’re happy, contented, successful kids.”

Waldman’s oldest child is now in college, which has only confirmed for Waldman the importance of maintaining her romantic relationship. “My husband and I are realizing that in the end, this house is going to be empty but for the two of us,” she says. “Thank God we still love each other and love making love to each other because that’s who’s going to be left.”

“Oprah: Where Are They Now?” airs Sundays at 9 p.m. ET on OWN.

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The Most Cringeworthy Autocorrects Of The Month (NSFW)

Ah, autocorrect, the gift that keeps on giving.

This month’s autocorrect fails made us giggle, but also taught us some important lessons: God has a very strong opinion about vegetables, posting about your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend on Facebook is never a good idea, and coffee isn’t the only substance that can help you wake up in the morning.

Check out the month’s funniest autocorrects courtesy of Damn You Autocorrect and remember, always, ALWAYS double check before pressing send.

It Shouldn't Take Having A Daughter For Men To Care About Feminism

No act of personal writing makes my skin crawl like when a father sits down to describe what having a daughter has taught him about the female experience. It’s nothing against dads. I love mine, and I also welcome feminist awakenings whenever and however they occur. But often the writer-dad’s newfound sensitivity is overshadowed by his prior obliviousness: He was apparently unable to empathize with women before one sprung from his loins. Did he take nothing from his other encounters with half of humanity? Not even from his mother?

The latest entry to the genre is an open letter from AllHipHop site owner Chuck Creekmur to Nicki Minaj on the topic of the glorious, bare-assed artwork for her latest single, “Anaconda.” Creekmur writes that he used to take Minaj’s hypersexualized image in stride. Now, though, things have changed: He has a daughter. “I wasn’t even shocked,” Creekmur wrote in the letter, published on MommyNoire. “I was just disappointed.”

Famous Chunkies: From Hero to Many Zeroes

To raise awareness about unhealthy eating, illustrator Alex Solis started Famous Chunkies. It’s a series of caricatures of superheroes, villains and other popular characters that illustrate what they would be like if they were fat.

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I’d totally be down with becoming chunky Ryu if it meant I could conjure burgers. Eat your vegetables and head to Alex’s website to see more Famous Chunkies. You can also follow him on Twitter to find out when he has new chunkified characters to share.

HP’s Gilt-Exclusive Smartwatch Puts Fashion FIrst

hp-watch What would it take to get people actually buying smartwatches in droves? Could FASHION be the answer? A new odd trio aims to find out, with HP teaming up with fashion flash sales site Gilt and designer Michael Bastian (via Fashionista) to create a smartwatch that looks smart, too, if you’ll permit me to use some slightly archaic language for the sake of a pun.
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