Waiting for a Palestinian MLK

In 1994, I was studying in my first year of rabbinical school at Hebrew Union College in Jerusalem. I naively believed that peace was in the air. I watched on the television as Israel made peace with Jordan as it had done with Egypt, and then Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin begrudgingly shook hands with Palestinian Authority President Yasser Arafat. Listening to those speeches now 20 years later, it feels like a world away.

The peace movement in Israel has been severely weakened. When Arafat walked away from a peace deal that gave him everything he asked for, without making a counteroffer, it revealed he was never serious about peace in the first place. The assassination of Yitzhak Rabin by a radical Jewish settler took away the Israeli peace movement’s leader. Israel’a complete withdrawal from Gaza, ending occupation there and effectively creating a Palestinian State, was followed by the Palestinian election of antisemitic Hamas as their leaders, whose charter seems to come from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Yet another incredibly generous peace deal, which included sovereignty in Jerusalem, was rejected in 2008 by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas. War, including rockets from north and south and tunnels into Israeli homes, has created more terror. While without question there have been provocative acts on the Israeli side (including the building and timing of announcements of settlements, acts of violence, and destruction of property by radical Jewish settlers), it is a historical fact that the Israeli government has reached out with peace initiatives multiple times, but on the Palestinian side there is no real partner for peace.

In addition, today, Israelis — correctly — are most concerned about the rise of Iran as a nuclear power. Iran openly arms and encourages Palestinian militants. Iranian Ayatollah Khamenei has released a 9-point plan to destroy Israel by arming the Palestinians. He promoted this plan on Kristallnacht — the anniversary of the beginning of the Holocaust. The timing was not lost on Israel.

Despite everything, in poll after poll, a majority of Israelis want peace talks with the Palestinians. On the other hand, Palestinians appear more divided. The majority favor Hamas’ leadership while simultaneously 53 percent say they want a two-state solution. This is a far cry from U.S. President Obama’s claim that the “overwhelming majority” of Palestinians want peace.

Peace will only come to Israel when new leadership arises from the Palestinian people. When a Palestinian Martin Luther King, Jr. or Mahatma Gandhi rises up and is able to lead the Palestinian people in non-violent action, the Israeli peace movement will also rebound. This Palestinian peace activist, who has yet to appear and capture the Palestinian people’s imagination, will need to reject the arms of Iran and move her/his people beyond 1947. This leader will also need to be a religious leader, giving new spiritual direction and meaning to the Palestinian people. Until then, we can only expect more of the tragic status quo.

Recently, Middle East analyst Thomas Friedman and UN official Nader Mousavizadeh tried to simplify the conflict in the Middle East with this helpful bifurcation: there are arsonists and there are firefighters. Too often we confuse the two, hoping an arsonist will really be a firefighter.

Let us pray for real firefighters.

Shaq Tries The Cookie Challenge, Fails Miserably

Charles Barkley may have never won an NBA title, but he has completed one feat that four-time NBA champion Shaquille O’Neal could not: The Cookie Challenge. On “Inside The NBA” Thursday night, Shaq attempted to complete the challenge of eating a cookie off of the top of his head without using his hands.

He failed.

Enjoy watching Chuck complete the challenge below.

When Medical Challenges Strike Those We Love, Our Positive Attitude Just Might Be the Best Prescription of All

Nothing quiets a conversation (or clouds an outlook) like hearing from someone we care about that their cancer is back or that they’re facing some other very challenging medical condition. And today, this seems to be a situation that touches all of our lives — sometimes in multiple ways at the same time.

After surviving breast cancer about seven years ago, my mother-in-law (Becky, an amazing individual) found out that her cancer is back and has spread throughout her body and even into her bones. Needless to say, when those of us close to her got the news, we were stunned.

While my mother-in-law’s doctor wasn’t sure how effective treatment would be, long term, we were all informed that the initial process would be lengthy and intensive. In other words, it was time for Becky to start shopping for wigs (for when the chemotherapy caused her hair to fall out) and making arrangements for an extended absence from work. All of us were shaken. So I did what any good son-in-law would do… bought her a curly clown wig made up of all the colors of the rainbow. Thankfully, Becky and the rest of the family all have a great sense of humor (or, perhaps, a great tolerance for my sometimes unorthodox perspective on life).

Cancer has become a word that many of us are afraid to utter. As if we might jinx ourselves and bring it on in our own lives. And yet these days, the cancer C-word is about as common as the cold C-word. In other words, it’s a fact of life. And that means we have a choice to be a victim or to stand tall, stand happy and make the most of every moment… yes, even with cancer affecting those we love or even our own lives.

Observing Becky’s strength and resolve reminds me of what a good attitude looks like… not to mention how it operates. It was soon after this latest diagnosis that I realized that if Becky wasn’t going to be a victim, then I was going to choose not to be one either. Sure, I love my mother-in-law madly (true story) and want her to be healthy and happy and to have as few challenges in life as possible. But who in life doesn’t have challenges (be they medical or otherwise)? Thus, I decided I was going to embrace the C-word and let it inform my life rather than infect it.

Case in point? A recent Monday morning, when I hit my ringing alarm clock with resentment and thought to myself, “Man, I hate Mondays.” Then, even though drowsy, I was reminded of my mother-in-law’s and several others’ plights. Thinking about cancer and its challenges, I realized that Mondays are actually an incredible gift — along with all the other days of the week. So I instantly changed my perspective: “Hey, world! It’s Monday! Another day to live and thrive on this planet.”

Along with immediately helping me to negate any complaint I would come up with (“I hate the weather,” “My jeans feel tight”), Becky’s diagnosis also reminded me to call her more often to say “Hello.” Before, I’d always put off calling her (“I’m just too busy today!”). Was I ever really too busy? Of course, not. I realize I do have time and thankfully I am still able to call, talk and laugh with her.

Fact is, because of Becky’s diagnosis, I realized how much of life I had been taking for granted. We never know what lies ahead of us — whether it be good or challenging… or even “The End.” No Magic 8 Ball can guarantee how many days we have left on this beautiful, wacky planet. And yet many of us (myself included) sometimes act like we’ve got all the time in the world. So we often choose to face daily tasks with dread and complaint. But when faced with overwhelming medical ailments, we can be reminded that every moment — even when in a long line at a grocery store — is a precious gift.

Our family’s commitment to face these challenges (another C-word) with as much joy and even gratitude as possible has not only helped our attitudes, but also Becky’s diagnosis. Further tests have revealed that although in her bones, the cancer had not spread to marrow. Similarly, it had not spread to her brain, heart or any other major organs. (And yes, after finding out this latest news, we all joked, “Becky has a brain?”) See what we did there? Shed light onto a most challenging moment. And as Becky’s treatment has begun, her and our spirits continue to soar — even in light of the challenging side effects of the chemotherapy.

As for that clown wig, I’m not sure if Becky will ever don it (even though we’re told by her doctors that her hair’s departure is immanent). And yet all of us are smiling big at the thought of the clown wig — as well as the thought of all the hope, gifts and miracles that surround us even during this time of C-words. Proof that anything in life can be a gift… If we allow it to be.

Time Is Running Out on a Two-State Solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

The religious nationalists in Israel have become increasingly more successful in their drive to incorporate the West Bank (what they call Judea and Samaria) into the State of Israel. Their effort is based on their belief in a biblical allotment of that land to the children of Israel or in some form of nationalistic “manifest destiny.” To the Israeli public, world Jewry and other interested parties, they frame their plan, as Naftali Bennett, Israel’s Minister of the Economy and leader of the Jewish Home Party has done in a November 5th op-ed in the New York Times, as driven by a concern for Israel’s security.

After unilaterally pulling out of Lebanon and Gaza, they say, Israel still suffered attacks. How then can it pull out of the West Bank, which would leave major Israeli areas even more vulnerable. And now they will try to buttress their argument by pointing to the horrific killings of four leading rabbis in a Jerusalem synagogue by two Palestinian terrorists and the rejoicing about that act by Palestinians in Gaza. Of course, terrorist acts by angry individuals are totally different from and do not define how a state would act. After all, former Israeli Prime Ministers Menachem Begin and Yitzhak Shamir, when they were part of the Irgun resistance movement against British colonial control of Palestine, effectively used terror tactics to help drive the British out of Palestine. Yet, the state of Israel under their leadership did not carry out terror activities.

Moreover, as a recent open letter to Israel’s Prime Minister Netanyahu from over 100 former Israeli Generals and intelligence chiefs led by retired General Amnon Reshef has explained, true security for Israel does not lie in trying to control an unwilling Palestinian population but in separate Israeli and Palestinian states as part of a comprehensive regional peace deal with the moderate Arab nations. Yes, there are security risks, General Reshef has said, but Israel is strong enough to overcome those risks and the perils of not reaching a two state solution are greater than the risks. We should recognize that without partition and separation Israel’s very legitimacy as a Jewish state can be subject to challenge; representing a threat to the Zionist dream of Israel as a homeland for the Jewish people.

A key strategy used by the nationalists to accomplish their aim is to push the boundaries of Israeli settlements to the point where it is politically impossible to reverse the course and create a viable separate Palestinian state. In that process, if they weaken those Palestinian leaders who could make a two state deal, or undermine the American representatives who could help bring that goal about, that furthers their aim. At this point too, the Israel Defense Force, itself, is so populated with religious nationalists that doubt has been raised whether they would act to move settlors physically, if ordered by their rabbinical authorities not to do so.

What the religious nationalists fail to discuss openly, however, is what their plan is for the 2.7 million Palestinians living in the West Bank. If they treat them as full citizens of Israel adding them to the approximately 1.7million current Arab citizens and residents of Israel — which nobody believes they have in mind — they will give so much voting power to the Palestinians as to threaten Israel as a Jewish state and will add enormous economic burdens on the state. If they treat those Palestinians as second-class citizens or as having no rights of citizenship at all, they risk being accused of being an apartheid state with the consequences of that charge in world opprobrium. If they plan to transfer those Palestinians to another area like Jordan — they will meet great resistance by the Palestinians and the Jordanians as well as international condemnation. Such a course of action would also generate continuing tension and violence far beyond any we have seen so far.

It would be naïve not to recognize that the religious nationalists are succeeding in their aim. Step by step they are expanding settlements, creating facts on the ground that will make it politically impossible to move settler in order to to create a viable Palestinian state. They have created obstacles to every effort by the Obama Administration to move a peace process forward. And they are destroying the hopes of Palestinians for a state of their own, so that too many, particularly younger Palestinians, are now thinking about a bi-national state.

There is very small window of opportunity left to stop the nationalist momentum and create the conditions for a regional negotiation that has some chance of success. It will take a major effort to alert the Israeli public that unless they act quickly the two-state solution will be off the table, even though most of them say they want it. And world Jewry, particularly in the United States, must join in that effort. As the General’s letter points out, generating movement by the Israeli public has to take place in a regional context so the Palestinian leaders and Arab states must show the courage to advance the interests of their people by opening a dialogue with Israel which contemplates a comprehensive political, economic and cultural regional relationship and which also encompasses a two state solution of the Israeli-Palestinian issue. For the various parties to hold back in a “you first, Alphonse” approach is a recipe for failure. Only a major joint effort can stem the tide against a two state solution.

Robert K. Lifton, a businessman and political activist, is a Board Member of the Israel Policy Forum. His memoir “An Entrepreneur’s Journey: Stories From A Life In Business And Personal Diplomacy” was published by Author House in 2012.

Israel Brought Back A Controversial Response To Terror Attacks

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Early Wednesday morning, Israeli forces blew up the family home of Abdel-Rahman Shaloudi, a 21-year-old Palestinian from East Jerusalem who killed three people on Oct. 22 when he rammed his car into a Jerusalem tram stop.

Shaloudi was shot and killed by security forces that day as he tried to flee the scene of the attack. This week, the destruction of the apartment where he had lived — and where his family continued to live after his death — signals Israel’s return to the controversial policy of demolishing homes as retribution for lethal attacks on Israeli civilians.

The destruction of Shaloudi’s family home came just one day after an attack by two Palestinian cousins on a Jerusalem synagogue, which left four Jewish worshippers and an Israeli policeman dead. Both Palestinian attackers were killed in a shootout with police. In the wake of that attack, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ordered the two Palestinians’ homes to be destroyed as well.

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Palestinians hang a national flag inside the demolished apartment of Abdel-Rahman Shaloudi in East Jerusalem on Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2014. (AP Photo/Mahmoud Illean)

Since the Arab-Israeli war of 1967, Israel has destroyed or sealed hundreds of Palestinian homes in Gaza and the West Bank in response to Palestinian attacks. The Israeli human rights group B’Tselem says on its website that the bulldozers target the homes of Palestinians suspected of having carried out lethal attacks against Israeli civilians and soldiers. In some cases, they have also targeted the homes of Palestinians believed to be planning such acts.

Since the attackers in a majority of these cases are already dead, on the run or held by Israeli authorities, the policy is chiefly meant to work as a deterrent. Israeli authorities hope that by visiting consequences on the family members of an attacker as well as on the attacker him- or herself, it will dissuade others from carrying out similar acts of violence — or at least convince the relatives of would-be assailants to speak out before an attack takes place.

The residents of the homes do usually receive notice of the impending demolition. Shaloudi’s family was notified last Friday that their apartment was scheduled to be destroyed, and by Wednesday they had vacated the premises.

This is how Asher Schechter describes the process in the Israeli newspaper Haaretz:

The Shin-Bet passes intelligence reports to the IDF and the government that establish the connection of a specific assailant to an attack that led to the death of Israeli citizens. Once a decision, usually by the government, has been made, Israel’s attorney general has to approve. If a green light is given, the family will be given notice. The owners will have 48 hours to appeal the decision to the regional command of the IDF. If and when their appeal is denied, they have 48 more hours to take their appeal to Israel’s Supreme Court. The Supreme Court, usually, stays out of the way.

Demolitions in the wake of attacks have happened with varying frequency in the decades since 1967, depending on the security situation and political atmosphere of the day. The Israeli government ended the policy in 2005 after a military review committee issued a report that questioned the efficacy of the program as a deterrent and argued that it aroused hatred among Palestinians.

Since then, Israel has refrained from carrying out punitive demolitions, although it’s continued to destroy Palestinian houses that lack building permits and houses that it says it needs to clear for security reasons. According to B’Tselem, up until this summer, the only exception to the moratorium was the 2009 demolition of the home of Hussam Taysir Duwait, a Palestinian from East Jerusalem who had killed three people with a bulldozer the year before.

This August, however, the homes of two suspects in the kidnapping and murder of three Israeli teenagers were destroyed, and the home of a third suspect was sealed. This week’s demolition and destruction notices signal the return of the policy in earnest. During a security cabinet meeting in the wake of Tuesday’s killings, Netanyahu ordered the full reinstatement of the policy.

Responding to objections by five European nations, Israel’s foreign ministry spokesman Emmanuel Nahshon argued on Friday that the measure was consistent with Israeli law and would be pursued.

“This is not meant to be punitive, but rather to dissuade others from carrying out terrorist attacks,” Nahshon said, according to Reuters.

Haaretz reports that several officials in Israel’s Shin Bet security service as well as the army have expressed support for the policy in recent months. The Times of Israel notes that shortly after Shaloudi’s attack in October, Jerusalem Mayor Nir Barkat argued that “there is no other way, unfortunately.”

The U.S. State Department said on Thursday that it considers punitive home demolitions “counterproductive in an already tense situation.” A spokesperson for the department added, “This is a practice I would remind that the Israeli Government itself discontinued in the past, recognizing its effects.”

This Winter, Start Small and Be Consistent

Most people look at adopting a fitness regimen as a life-altering event that is going to take lots of time and require major changes. We can easily imagine the results we want and the next thing you know we’ve entered a 12 week challenge at work or at the gym. Unfortunately, this type of thinking can be really intimidating. When we’re scared we freeze up, and what sounded like a great idea gets abandoned before we even start.

Instead of making lots of big, all-encompassing changes at once, try making small adjustments a little bit at a time. I’ve found that the most successful approach to a fitness program is to start by thinking, “What’s the one thing that I can do today that will improve my health?”

If you eliminated just one bad habit from your life every week and replaced it with one good habit, by the end of the month you’d have four new good habits, and you’d be well on your way to better discipline and even greater results. Instead of having bagels or toast every day for breakfast, have eggs. If you usually go out for lunch with your buddies and have a drink, bring lunch from home and go for a walk or even go to a gym and do a 30-minute workout.

Ultimately, fitness must become a consistent part of your life. Consistently eat well. Consistently exercise, even if it’s just going out for a walk. I know that I have to go to the gym every day. I consistently do my weights. I consistently do my cardiovascular, but I consistently do it at a time that works for me.

Most people start an exercise program and say, “I’m going to get up at 5:00 in the morning and go exercise.” Well, by the third day, they’re exhausted and they stop. Instead, pick a time you can commit to. I just recently changed my morning exercise routine. Now I’m hitting the gym a little later in the morning so I can work out with my son and some staff. I’m just as efficient, and I enjoy the camaraderie of working out together.

Lastly, find a mentor and mirror their good habits a little bit at a time. For example, I’ve always been impressed with Dwayne Johnson, “The Rock.” His trainer is a good friend of mine. He once told me that most of his successful clients work out from very early morning to mid morning. That was actually the permission I needed to change my schedule, because if it worked for his very elite clientele, I was sure it could work for me.

No matter which changes you make to your routine, keeping up with your new healthier choices is what is going to get you the results you’re looking for.

A Letter From Our Pre-Teen Selves (Loving Our Ugly Ducklings)

I received an email from a fan of a recent blog I wrote called “Get Clear in Your Intentions and Get What You Want,” and she expressed the most beautiful sentiment. In part, she had an “Ah-ha” moment about her high school self.

She was a chunky pre-teen and though she outgrew that “awkward” phase, as she called it, she also realized her attitude about her previous young self did not grow up with her. Her perception of herself at that age was based on the judgments and negative associations with that younger self.

So even though she was overweight, at the same time she was also a “Bad-Ass.” Hilarious, creative and a performer. But as she got older, she didn’t identify with those positive qualities. She continued to see herself the way she thought others saw her: fat.

So she shut down a lot of the great stuff that came with the weight as well. She started worrying about what other people thought, became less creative and expressed.

I think the lightening bulb comes when we stop compartmentalizing parts of ourselves — especially the parts we don’t like — or didn’t fully understand during our formative years.

The stuff that we judge ourselves for having — is not only the stuff that makes us who we are — as actors, it’s the stuff that makes us interesting. It’s what makes you you.

We constantly blame ourselves for having parts that don’t seem to fit into the cultural “norm.” If we don’t fit in the way the media says we’re supposed to fit in (hot, young, perfect body, perfect tan, no lines on our faces!) then we create a distorted association with not only what we think happiness looks like (driving a Lexus while drinking a Diet Coke while a Penelope Cruz-looking girlfriend hangs on our arm) — but we also shame ourselves for who we naturally are.

So maybe what’s missing in our work (and in our lives) is the acknowledgment and celebration of our teen selves that were really outstanding, but we instead saw those parts of ourselves as freakish, ugly or wrong.

Those parts are still inside us. Even if we’re no longer a teen.

Let’s embrace them.

Your chubby teen self whom you felt ashamed of? She was also dynamic and witty.
Your gay teen self you felt was a curse? He was also sensitive and intuitive.
Your nerd teen self who seemed so odd? She was also funny and caring.

In other words…they were all Bad-Ass.

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The Week When a Woman Wanted to Ban the Word Feminist and Other Misogynistic Musings

Oh, it has not been a good week for women, or month or year, quite frankly. There is a real threat to women and their rights in this nation. It has gotten outwardly ridiculous. We are truly going backwards. No shock it is mostly due to a newly elected Republican Congress- elected women included — that are anti-choice. Meaning that the majority in the new Congress are now against a woman choosing what she does with her body. Of course this is no change from the previous republicans in Congress, but there will be a majority now in BOTH chambers. That should make you nervous if you are a woman because the republicans in Congress have already waged a pretty good war on women, and now with the majority the sky is the limit.

The future looks bleak for us with these folks in office. Analysis shows that older white men were the ones who came out to vote this past election cycle, not women and 64 percent of them vote republican. So, here are the consequences of women staying home, a republican congress. Not voting has consequences.

But enough about Washington.

If you take a look around, you will see that this misogynistic activity goes beyond Washington. It is on our televisions and in our media. Just this week Time magazine’s Katy Steinmetz thought it would be a good idea to ban the word feminism. No, really she did. Time‘s editor later apologized, but the message did its damage. It boggles my mind why there is a huge movement against feminism, and if you are a woman doing this you should be really ashamed.

What is it that these people object to? Feminism is defined as the equal rights for women.

This casual dismissal of the hard, uphill battle women have had to fight is appalling to me –especially coming from other women. Yes, I know the Suffrage Movement happened a century ago, and folks don’t remember these tremendous feminist battles from people like Alice Paul to Jane Adams, but that’s no excuse. And no conversation on feminism can be told without the work of Gloria Steinem. No woman should ever forget the long struggle that FEMINISTS fought for YOUR rights that you enjoy today.

It is appalling that there are women who reject the rights feminists fought for. If my ability to vote and have equal pay and control my body emasculates a man, well the issue is with him, not feminists. I don’t see any of these anti-feminists willing to throw away the accomplishments of feminists, and herein lies the irony.

But in other news, this week, Don Lemon asked a rape victim why she didn’t bite the penis of the man who raped her. Yes, this was a question from the press. Included in misogyny is blaming women for being raped, and there it is on a national news network how the victim could have stopped her own rape. Needless to say, this is dehumanizing for the victim.

So ladies, next time you are being raped, make sure to bite his penis. No worries about the rapist. Absolutely horrifying.

It’s all pretty sad, what I’ve laid out. Bleak, to say the least. The only solution is for women to make sure they vote and get politically active if they want to continue to have the rights that they enjoy. Rights that a feminist gave you.

Honor these ladies who fought for you to vote by voting and protecting their legacy and your rights. And don’t ever dismiss them as not important.

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Chicken Soup for the Singing Telegrammer's Soul

It was October of 2012. I had just released my book, I Came, I Saw, I Sang: Memoirs of a Singing Telegram Delivery Girl. While I should have been happy, I wasn’t. Instead I was stressed because as a first time author, there was much work to be done. Writing a book had nearly killed me, and now here I was trying to get it out into the world.

First time authors are usually not bestsellers, so I still had my day job at Broadway Singing Telegrams. The upside was it had given me enough material for one book, so perhaps there was a sequel. During a bout of writer’s angst, I got a call from my boss Bruce. He wanted me to deliver a Get Well singing telegram in the form of a chicken. How apropos, I was already in a foul mood.

The delivery was at a rehabilitation center called Kessler in West Orange, NJ. The telegram was to Martha Bowman from her Sunday Girls. Apparently, she had just had surgery. As part of the assignment, I had to get a can of chicken noodle soup. This was last minute and the time window was tight. Already, I was grumbling.

As if that weren’t enough, the trip there nearly killed me. The train ride was peaceful, but the bus ride was pure unadulterated hell. Sure it was short, but the driver had cranked up the heat to the point where the inside of the vehicle resembled a lava pit. Some of the passengers wore odorous hair oil and perfume, and the heat magnified the smell to the point where it made me gag. It was hard to tell whether the driver hated us or his job, because he took the route with the most hills and bumps in the road. Surviving that contraption of death was a miracle, and I was never so glad to get off.

Kessler was only down the hill, and now it would be gravy on top of this chicken. Not so much. The road I had to take resembled a ravine and had no sidewalk. This trip was going to kill me. Snarling indignantly, I called a cab. I would hit Bruce up to reimburse me for my troubles, and he would get an earful about this later. My plan was to knock this delivery out and get home ASAP.

When I was dropped off, I was greeted by a large, quiet building. Security can be a pain, but this man let me up with no issue. It was as if no one ever came to this place unless they had to. There was no contact, which meant I had to sneak in. I was already agitated so this annoyed me more. As I made my way to change, the place was eerily quiet, almost as if people were exiled here. When I morphed into my bird like form, I crept down the hallway that was dimly lit jail style.

I entered the room of Martha Bowman. A red headed woman, she was in what looked to be an intense full body cast. She had makeup on, probably the contribution of a friend or family member. When she saw me she laughed. A young woman next to her, also a red head and probably her daughter, got out her camera phone. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” I asked.

“I have no idea.” Margaret said bursting out into laughter.

Then I began to sing a medley of songs to cheer her up. Some contained “Get Well” lyrics. Another was the “Bushel and a Peck” song where I ended it by giving her a peck. During my routine, Martha nodded and laughed along with the young woman at her bedside. When I was done, I said, “And so you feel better, here is a can of Campbell’s chicken soup.”

“Dad will be so upset he missed this. He picked the wrong time to get you food.” The young woman said. I read the message, handing the telegram to her daughter and as well as the can of Campbell’s chicken soup.

“How lovely of them to do this. Carla, please call them right now.” Martha commanded.

I said goodbye, and left the room. Carla followed me out. She informed me her mother had recently been in a car accident as a result of colliding with a drunk driver. He walked away with barely a scratch, but this poor lady severed her spinal cord. Martha was in a coma as a result of the accident, and she was paralyzed. For weeks, they were unsure whether or not she was going to live. After coming out of the coma, Martha was sent to Kessler, a rehab center dedicated to the severe trauma. One floor was amputees, another cranial injuries, and this was the spinal cord unit.

Carla also explained her family was deeply religious, and her parents were quite involved with their church and had even been missionaries at one point. Martha was head of the women’s group at this parish aka The Sunday Girls, and for weeks her congregation had been vocally praying for her recovery. However, she was not allowed visitors until she was awake, could open her eyes, and could lift her head. So basically, I had been sent by her adoring women’s group in celebration of their prayers being answered and this victory. Carla also added that the church group would visit, except they lived three hours away, but they were orchestrating quite the welcome home gathering.

This woman was grateful to be alive, and here I was whining about my literary issues. Yes, comedy is about writing, pushing the envelope, and getting known. It is also about bringing a laugh to someone who desperately needs it. As I left, I was greeted by a group of children who wanted to give me a high five. One little girl told me her father was on the floor as a patient.

Telegram etiquette states once the delivery is over, the costume goes off. The next bus didn’t come for an hour. So I stuck around a little longer before I flew off..

Controversial Marcellus Shale Gas Pipeline Threatens Delaware River Basin and Rural Communities in the Northeast

by Joy E. Stocke & Kim Nagy

The Delaware is the longest undammed river east of the Mississippi, flowing for 330 miles as it travels from New York State, through Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware to the Atlantic Ocean.
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“Have you heard about the pipeline?”

From the Marcellus Shale in the Appalachian basin in Pennsylvania, where the fracked gas boom is in full force, to Trenton, New Jersey, just south of Washington’s Crossing–where, on December 25, 1776, General George Washington and his troops made their famous crossing and launched the Battle of Trenton–the question moved from neighbor to neighbor in the communities along the pristine upper reaches of the Delaware River, one of the healthiest watersheds in the United States.

Rumor became fact on August 12 when a consortium of companies including utility giants UGI, AGL Resources, and NJR Pipeline Company, calling themselves PennEastPipeline Co., LLC, announced that they are seeking Federal approval to launch a one-billion-dollar project to build a three-foot (36 inch) diameter pipeline with easements of one hundred feet across (equal to a third of a city block) to run from the Marcellus Shale through wetlands, farmland, and preserved open space with a projected start date of January, 2017.

Says the Marcellus Drilling News website, “It didn’t hurt that the consortium had already reserved nearly half of the billion-cubic-feet-per-day capacity for themselves!”

PennEast began putting together their plans to create a consortium to transport Marcellus Shale gas in 2011, shortly after New Jersey Governor Chris Christie unveiled the state’s Master Energy Plan with a goal of bringing more sources of natural gas to New Jersey.

“The PennEast Consortium is building an empire on land that was preserved with Pennsylvania and New Jersey taxpayer dollars for the health and wellbeing of our children and for use by all citizens,” says Alix Bacon, manager of the Western Piedmont Region for the New Jersey Conservation Foundation.

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On November 4, 2014, New Jersey voters approved Public Question #2, which proposed changing the constitution of New Jersey so that a percentage of the corporate business tax be permanently allocated to fund open space, farmland and historic preservation programs.

“By targeting preserved lands,” adds Bacon, “the proposed PennEast pipeline subverts the will of New Jersey voters and flies in the face of New Jersey’s 50-year-old preservation policies and programs.”

According to PennEast, the pipeline will stretch 108 miles, 87 percent of which will be within the boundaries of the Delaware River watershed, with a plan to transport roughly a billion cubic feet of natural gas per day to residents in Pennsylvania and southern New Jersey. With new partner, Spectra Energy, owner of the General Partnership of DCP Midstream Partners, LP, the PennEast consortium will have the opportunity to access Cove Point, a terminus on the Atlantic ocean in Point Pleasant, New Jersey, where gas could be exported to markets outside the U.S. The PennEast project also includes siting and construction of multiple high-powered compressor stations at intervals along the line.

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Proposed PennEast Pipeline Route

PennEast has claimed at meetings in local communities that their intention is to provide much-needed gas to customers in South Jersey and Southeastern Pennsylvania, and not for export. But partner Spectra plans to send natural gas to export facilities, according to Williams Partners, part of the Spectra Consortium. In Williams’s 2014 first quarter report, CEO Alan Armstrong says, “We’re excited about the accelerating pace of expansion projects at Transco, (and) will serve as important infrastructure for future LNG (Liquid Natural Gas) export facilities at Cove Point…”

While there are residents who support the pipeline in the six counties bracketing the Delaware river along the proposed route, the overwhelming majority, including elected officials on both sides of the river, has registered concerns. Laywers, teachers, legislators, business owners, farmers and long-term residents have turned out en masse at scheduled meetings with PennEast representatives and put forth letters and resolutions rejecting the pipeline’s construction, claiming that given the ecological risks, the pipeline is redundant in furthering the Northeast’s larger energy plan.

In multiple meetings with PennEast officials and communities, residents and businesses (who will not benefit from the fracked gas), have asked, “If the pipeline must be built, instead of disturbing one of the few remaining rural stretches of land in the region, why not co-locate it along existing easements?”

A Farmer’s Story

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Three generations of the Fulper Famly in Front of their farmhouse

Robert Fulper II, a fourth-generation dairy farmer and owner of Fulper Family Farms, established in 1909 in West Amwell, New Jersey, is one of the landowners whose property lies in the path of the pipeline.

“In the 1940s and 50s, one of the gas companies, Texas Eastern, I believe, put a pipeline through a farm I rent through the State Agriculture Development Committee (SADC),” recalls Fulper, “and I definitely see extensive damage. The pipeline generates enough heat to change the temperature of the ground. When we have a hot, dry summer, those areas get severely damaged. And when I look at one of my yield maps, in that field of 10 acres, 2.3 acres show losses–more than 20% of the field–yield drop can be as much as 30 or 40 bushels of corn. The problem is,” adds Fulper, “that companies like PennEast might show concern in the beginning stages of the project, but over the years, a land owner or farmer has no right and the companies can just come in anytime and do repairs on the pipeline, causing damage to crops and ruining the soil.”

Last year, without notifying Fulper, an emergency repair was made on the line that already runs through the SADC property Fulper rents. “They tore the ground up and didn’t put the topsoil back. They dug up my crops and left the crops a mess, left rocks on top,” he says. “The crop yield was zero. I called the SADC first. They didn’t know anything about it. It took days to find out what happened. Finally, I got a little reimbursement, but not enough to cover the damage.”

On October 17, after a series of meetings with townships along the pipeline route, fourteen of which called for resolutions opposing the pipeline, PennEast announced that the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) had approved its request to initiate the pre-filing review process. According to the PennEast website: “The pre-filing process includes a formal structure for interested parties along the proposed route to provide input regarding the proposed PennEast Pipeline. It also creates the framework for the environmental analysis required of the location, design and permitting of the proposed natural gas pipeline. PennEast chose the comprehensive, multi-step pre-filing approach as a way to ensure greater stakeholder (meaning affected landowners along the route) involvement early in the project’s development and to work cooperatively with the FERC staff on stakeholder outreach, as well as the technical, engineering and environmental aspects of the project before a formal application is submitted. PennEast plans to complete pre-filing and file a formal application in third quarter 2015.”

“Interstate natural gas pipelines are subject to stringent review and FERC oversight,” said Peter Terranova, chairman of the PennEast board of managers. “PennEast requested to use the pre-filing process because it provides an ideal framework for obtaining early input from potentially affected landowners and other stakeholders. Their input helps identify areas of concern that we can try to address from the start through the design of the project.”

According to Eastern Environmental Law Center staff attorney, Alice Baker, pipeline proposals must comply with the Natural Gas Act, passed in 1938, and divides control over the natural gas industry between the federal government and the states. Under the Natural Gas Act, FERC has the authority to regulate the transportation of natural gas in interstate commerce, the sale in interstate commerce of natural gas, and natural gas companies engaged in such transport.

In order for a company to construct new natural gas facilities, FERC must issue a Certificate of Public Convenience and Necessity. FERC considers whether the applicant has made efforts to eliminate or minimize any adverse effects the project might have on existing pipelines in the market and their captive customers, and landowners and communities affected by the route of the new pipeline.

“However,” says Carolyn Elefant, whose law firm focuses on FERC practice and policy, “FERC does not have jurisdiction over siting local gas pipelines used purely in intrastate commerce. Nor does FERC have jurisdiction over facilities used for production or gathering of natural gas, such as a 30-mile gathering pipeline system which would gather Marcellus Shale natural gas from wells for transport to interconnections with interstate pipelines and storage facilities.”

“This,” says Alice Baker, “is essentially an economic test. Only where the benefits outweigh the adverse effects on economic interests will FERC proceed to complete the environmental analysis required.” Baker also warned that the PennEast consortium would have the right to exercise eminent domain and claim land along the path, should FERC approve the project.

“I thought that when I put my land into farmland preservation, I was protecting it,” says Robert Fulper. “I gave up the ability to develop it and build houses. What really bothers me is that the State of New Jersey has a law that says eminent domain cannot be used on farmland. But since the pipeline is coming from Pennsylvania, PennEast is able to use federal law.”

Maya van Rossum, head of the Delaware Riverkeeper Network, a non-profit organization that monitors the health of the Delaware River and its tributaries, says, “When a pipeline cuts through a community, literally nothing — wetlands, woodlands, farms — stands in its way. PennEast says it will restore the land to what it was before the pipeline was put in. Not only won’t they, they can’t.”

State Representatives Join Across Party Lines to Oppose Pipeline

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New Jersey State Representative Leonard Lance

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New Jersey State Representative Rush Holt

New Jersey representatives have crossed party lines to join the protest. On October 9, Republican senator Leonard Lance of Hunterdon County issued a press release:

My constituents are right to be concerned about the current PennEast pipeline project. After careful consideration and review, I have significant questions about the project’s current path and expected use of lands under farmland preservation protection and within the Delaware River Watershed.

As someone who has lived here my entire life, I fully understand how important open space and farmland preservation are to the residents of Hunterdon County and surrounding communities. I have sponsored legislation in the Legislature to protect and preserve these open spaces.

It is my hope that PennEast Pipeline company representatives will reexamine the project’s proposed path and work with New Jersey’s two U.S. Senators, the congressional delegation, state and local elected officials as well as concerned citizens in presenting a new plan that protects property rights and preserves public and private lands.”

A week later, on October 16, Democratic congressman Rush Holt sent a letter to Kimberly D. Bose, Secretary of the Federal Energy Commission, requesting

“a full review and comprehensive assessment of the potential impacts and need for this project. It is absolutely essential that the review of this project takes into account the input of all concerned citizens and affected communities…Considering that this will be a new pipeline spanning approximately 108 miles and crossing multiple states and water bodies, an Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) should be required as part of the review of this project…The EIS should consider an analysis of project alternatives, including a “no action” alternative.”

“We need to address how we as a country are going to ensure affordable heat and electricity for all,” says Carina Sayles, who chose to preserve 213 acres of her 220 acre Hunterdon County family farm through the state agricultural program, with taxpayer dollars from the state, county and her township. “But as a third-generation farm owner whose preserved land is threatened by the pipeline, I was turned down when I wanted to put solar panels in my field because the state said it would be an eyesore. It makes no sense. Instead, a consortium of companies will come, rip up my land, lay down pipes and create an easement where in the future they can rip the land up again and lay down more pipes.”

Delaware River Basin Commission Requests a Full Review from PennEast

On November 17, residents along the pipeline route received good news. After responding to multiple requests by the Delaware Riverkeeper Network, supported by hundreds of letters from individuals, the Delaware River Basin Commission (DRBC), tasked by the federal government with protecting states that border the river, determined that the PennEast Pipeline Project would be subject to DRBC jurisdiction and will need to obtain a docket before it can proceed with its plans.

DRBC Executive Steve Tambini wrote: “…based upon our internal review of recent submittals by the project sponsors to the DRBC and other agencies, we have advised the sponsors that the project is subject to review…The PennEast project sponsors have been requested to submit an application to the DRBC and to request a pre-application meeting.”

According to the DRBC, the PennEast Pipeline “triggered” a project review after raising concerns in three areas: water withdrawal, discharge of testing water, sending pipelines in, on, under or across an existing or proposed recreational area or reservoir” designated in the agency’s comprehensive plan.

As for Robert Fulper, fresh off a seven-day-a-week harvest work jag on their newly solar-powered farm, the plan is to continue to tend their herd of dairy cows, and sell milk and cheese.

“I treat my land like I treat my kids. I’m an environmentalist, but I’m a realist, too. I know it’s a balancing act. I’m concerned for farmers throughout the state, who supply all kinds of crops for our food supply. And I have concerns about energy for the future of our country and that we pursue using more renewable energy whenever possible.”

Along the Delaware River Basin, residents, like Fulper, are waiting to see what happens next.
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Delaware River at Pralls Mill, New Jersey