This Week in Science: Cheating Bankers, November's Freeze, and the Microbiology of Kissing

Seven days; lots of science in the news. Here’s our roundup of this week’s most notable and quotable items:

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CERN physicists found two never-before-seen subatomic particles: Xi_b’- and Xi_b*-, both of which are baryons — a class of particle that includes protons and neutrons. Researchers spotted what might be the first confirmed orphaned black hole — kicked out of its galaxy by a celestial collision–lying 90 million light years away from Earth. In just ten seconds of kissing, couples were found to exchange about 80 million bacteria.

The Philae lander found organic molecules on Comet 67P–but as that just means there are molecules with carbon on the comet, it’s not something to get excited about just yet. Tianhe-2 remains the world’s fastest supercomputer, performing calculations at 33.86 petaflops (nearly 34 quadrillion floating-point operations per second) in a recent speed test. Young male fur seals are sexually harassing penguins on Marion Island, which lies between South Africa and Antarctica.

Children adopted from China may not remember the language of their birth country, but their brains still respond unconsciously to Chinese more than a decade later. This past Tuesday was the coldest November morning recorded in the U.S. since 1976, with a national average of 19.5 degrees Fahrenheit and all 50 states registering temperatures of 32 degrees or below.

Bankers are more likely to cheat at a coin-flipping game than non-bankers–but only if they are “primed” to do so by being reminded of their jobs in the financial industry. Scientists may have been unwittingly dooming fish by tagging them with acoustic markers that emit ultrasonic sound; seals seem to be able to hear the sound and follow it to an easy meal. Glitches in GPS timing data could yield the signature of dark matter.

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What No One Told Me About Becoming a Dad

Two weeks in as new parents, I felt like my wife and I had a decent rhythm going. My wife and son had come through delivery just fine. We were doing our best to adjust to less sleep. We’d gotten a pretty good handle on what needed to be done — watch him, feed him, change him, hold him, repeat.

It was right about that time — when all this confidence was flowing through me, when I felt like I was catching up — when my son did something that astonished me. Something that I was completely unprepared for. Something that we absolutely, positively did not see coming, but apparently is some sort of strange rite of passage for new parents.

What happened? My son pooped on the wall.

Now, I’m not saying my weeks-old son attempted to fill his diaper when he was somewhat near or adjacent to a wall, and the diaper failed to contain the mess. I’m saying that — lying on his back on the changing table – I watched his movement hit the wall from two feet away, shooting at high velocity.

It hit with such power that it splattered high on the wall, with a not insignificant amount then ricocheting back onto the underside of the changing table.

I want to back up just to make sure we all understand this. His poop fired with such force that it hit a wall two feet away and bounced roughly 18 inches back to the edge of the table. That’s three and a half feet — greater than the average vertical leap of most men.

My son’s poop can fly further than you can probably jump.

Not knowing at all what to do, I called immediately for my wife, doing so in a way that made it seem like he’d either fallen off the table or eaten a bag of glass. You know, something horrible. She, not surprisingly, rushed to the room in a panic to see that (a) he was absolutely, 100 percent OK, and (b) oh my gosh it’s all over the place.

Later, my wife told me I shouted “there’s poop everywhere” while she was running in, but I have no memory of saying that. When you watch your son’s bottom turn into a roman candle of gross for the first time, basic things like what you’re saying or the date and time fade rather quickly into the background.

We immediately began triage. My wife took over the diaper change from me just as our son began to empty his bladder all over himself, her and the changing table. I ran downstairs and tried to figure out how to clean the wall, eventually taking the conservative approach — dish soap, warm water, sponge.

I went back upstairs and started giving everything a good soap down, discovering that the splash zone extended further than I had initially thought. Like the Shamu attraction at SeaWorld, the splash zone is always larger than you think it can be.

My wife finished the job with our son and put him in a fresh diaper and a Superman onesie. That was fitting to me, because I thought that no mortal Earth man could have done what my son did. He must have learned that on his home planet of Krypton.

How did we not know this was possible? For all that we had learned about diaper time, no doctor or instructor had mentioned that our son’s backside featured such a powerful cannon that it could have repelled the Prussian Army. I even looked it up, and the index of What To Expect: The First Year has no listing for the terms “projectile” or “rocket-like.”

Given this glaring oversight, I assumed we had a special little one, so I called my family to share the good news that our son was gifted in a rather unseemly way. Much to my continued surprise, I learned that my son is normal and that everyone knew this was going to happen.

“Oh yeah, that happens,” my mom told me. “And then he’ll do it right before you need to be somewhere, like a doctor’s appointment.”

You’ll only have enough time to clean him up before you go, she said, and so you’ll spend the entire appointment thinking about a mess that’s hardening and drying more as each minute ticks by.

Hardening. Drying. I shuddered.

You’ll come home, put him down for a nap and then start to scrub, she told me. She also said it’ll get worse when he has stomach issues.

Why didn’t you tell me this could happen?

“You wouldn’t have believed me,” she said.

When I called my sister, she gave me grief for using soap and water to clean it up.

“Amateurs,” she said. “Clorox wipes, man. Keep them by the changing table.”

Over the past few weeks, I’ve run this story by a bunch of people, and most shared a similar story of surprise and alarm when things flew from their child. I’m glad I’m in good company, but while I’m all for learning valuable life lessons, it would have been really nice if someone had given us a heads-up about this one.

Let’s fix that now. If you know a family expecting their first child, invite them over for a nice dinner, and when the time is right, talk to them about what their future child will be capable of down there.

They, and their walls, will thank you.

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These Photos Show Why Hope Is Alive And Flourishing In Detroit

Farmers and dancers; avid cyclists and socially conscious 7-year-olds: these probably aren’t who — or what — comes to mind when outsiders think of Detroit. But they’re a few of the thousands of people who call the city home, and the subject of a new exhibition.

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In the last couple years, photographer Corine Vermeulen took photos of hundreds of Detroit residents in temporary portrait studios she set up across the city. About 80 of those images, as well as audio interviews, are featured in “Photographs from the Detroit Walk-In Portrait Studio,” which opened last week at the Detroit Institute of Arts.

“When you do portraiture you have a box you put your subject in,” Vermeulen told The Huffington Post. “In that rectangle, somehow you can have infinite possibilities.”

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Vermeulen’s inspiration for the project came from one image by Walker Evans, an acclaimed photographer of American life during the Great Depression. Evans’ 1934 shot of a New York photo license studio sparked Vermeulen to imagine setting up her own temporary studio in one of Detroit’s many vacant buildings. So when her friends bought an abandoned house, she camped out for five days, inviting anyone passing by to come in and get their photo taken.

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Vermeulen moved to Detroit in 2006 from her home in the Netherlands. When she first arrived, she primarily made work that dealt with land use and the idea of nature reclaiming parts of the city.

“I felt like when you look at the landscape here in Detroit the cycles of history are very visible,” she said at a panel discussion about her work last week. “Certain parts look almost pastoral.”

But as Vermeulen spent more time in the city, her work led her to get to know people behind the community gardens and urban farms she was documenting. Her focus shifted, and she began taking photographs of people and became concerned with countering existent narratives about the city’s emptiness.

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“I came as an outsider, so it took me quite a couple of years to get a real sense of reality, she said. “I wasn’t maybe so aware of the enormous problems that Detroit has, [and was] still kind of seeing it through rose-colored glasses.”

She now finds it critical to show diversity of experience, and issues of race and class permeate her work, as they do so much in Detroit. Having grown up in the Netherlands’ social democracy, she said those issues only entered her art after getting to know the Motor City.

corineNul, Recycle Here!, Corine Vermeulen, 2013

Vermeulen zeroed in on Detroiters who were making powerful strides, often steeped in social justice issues, to improve their lives and city. She chose locations like an urban farm that works to improve food security, a new place-based elementary school, a recycling center that also serves as a neighborhood hub and art park, and with the East Side Riders, a group of cyclists whose passion and elaborately decorated bikes have been a push in Detroit’s bike culture.

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While photos in the exhibition take a hopeful tone, Vermeulen underscored that she’s not trying to make out Detroit to be a utopia, even as she celebrates her subjects’ efforts.

“[They are] responses to crisis,” she said. “What we have to really realize … is that they were born out of necessity and they were born out of a real sense of tragedy, and neglect, and it shouldn’t have to be that people have to start their own schools because the public education system is failing.”

Jack Watkins, a 27-year-old who has spent his entire life in Detroit, seemed to appreciate the photographer’s ambivalent view of the city.

“Seeing the exhibit, when I walked in — I felt like I was home,” he said at last week’s opening event. “That’s the Detroit that I see everyday.”

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“Photographs from the Detroit Walk-In Portrait Studio” will be on view at the Detroit Institute of Arts through May 17.

Alien Facehugger Dog Leash: In Space, No One Can Hear You Bark

This Alien inspired facehugger dog leash is a fun accessory for dog owners, but that’s only because dogs don’t pay attention to movies. If they did, they would never allow this. Also, if they did pay attention to movies, they would know to talk and jump super high and play basketball and stuff.

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This alien leash comes from Etsy seller GCFX, who had to put it on a fake dog because his dog is the one dog who is too smart to accept a doghugging Alien leash.

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After your little walkies I hope you enjoy the Alien that bursts from your dog’s chest and bites your face off.

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Microsoft shuns Apple for “bigger” Siri in iPhone 6 Plus

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