A Crazy, Laugh-Out-Loud Funny, Time Travel, Science Fiction Novel You Will Love

By Suzanne Donahue Off the Shelf

This book was published the year I started working as an assistant at Simon & Schuster. Everyone was quite excited about it and I believe it hit the bestseller list. It was also one of the first books I took home for free. Imagine making absolutely nothing but getting to take home hardcover books whenever you wanted. It was a perk I never imagined when I got the job and it’s one I still love.

I think I liked this book initially because it was free but I fell in love with it as soon as I started reading and it has stuck with me for years. I gave away that first edition to someone I don’t even remember and over the years have given away many subsequent copies as well (another perk of working in publishing) but I never kept a copy for myself. The story was so lodged in my head I didn’t ever need to re-read it. But if you are reviewing something, it’s always good to have it to hand so I borrowed a yellowed mass-market paperback from a friend. Even in a crinkly odd-smelling ancient copy, the story is still the great one I remembered.

Certain parts of it, the dead man trying desperately to make a call to his sister, the couch that is stuck halfway up the stairs with a computer program running 24/7 trying to figure out how to get it unstuck are two of the saddest and funniest things I think I have ever read.

It is a crazy story and one that you can’t really contain in a review but basically an error on a spaceship eons ago set off an explosion that killed every being on board. The lone survivor of this catastrophe, who had not been on board and had actually caused the big bang, has floated through time ever since trying to correct his error and get home. He thinks he has found a way when he discovers a time-travelling professor at St. Cedd’s College, who he believes he can coerce into going back to the beginning. Somewhere along the way, things go awry.

Our hero, so to speak, is Richard — friend of said professor and employee of Gordon Way the head of a hugely successful computer software company, WayForward Technologies II, which has become hugely successful based on software Richard wrote. Gordon is also the brother of Richard’s girlfriend, Susan, and it is while Richard is trying to climb through a third story window to break into Susan’s apartment so that he can steal an audio tape on which Gordon has left a message that we meet the other hero (because it’s a tale that definitely needs two heroes) Detective Dirk Gently, of whom it is said: “There is a long tradition of Great Detectives, and Dirk Gently does not belong to it.” Great Detective or no, it is the extraordinary Dirk who will help find your cat while solving the mystery at the heart of the story, thereby saving the world from total destruction — all, might I say, at no charge. But how you get from the beginning of the story to the end is a double helix of absurd situations battling rational thought that lead to hysterical moments of monumental proportion.

If you mixed the philosophy-laced verbosity of Tom Stoppard, the witty science-fiction time travel of the Tenth Doctor, the laugh out loud absurd humor of Terry Pratchett, the insanely clever one-step-ahead intelligence of Sherlock, and the eloquent lyricism of Neil Gaiman you would get a small idea of the genius of this book and its brilliant author, Douglas Adams.

The writing is so wonderful that I dare you to not underline as you go but it’s the story with all its loops and loose strings — some very funny, some challengingly clever, some so poignant you will cry — that keeps you turning the pages until the astonishing conclusion.

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The Gratitude Game

At this time of year we can find ourselves pulled in so many directions, from this to that and back again.

Is there room for gratitude between the buying, preparing, shopping, drinking and eating? And what about gratitude?

I do not mean the kind of gratitude that I was forced to feel as a child, the “Be grateful for what you have” kind — talk said through anger and snarled lips.

How can I be grateful when I do not own a Cabbage Patch doll, my 8-year-old inner voice would say.

Well, I am no longer eight and my relationship to gratitude has changed. No one is forcing it on me. I now see gratitude as a choice, and I choose it.

The gratitude game is not for the weak of heart. It involves looking at what you have and being thankful for it. This does not mean that there is no longer any striving, but it means being content, filled up and in awe of what we already have and finding more in our experiences.

As a young girl I was the one who had clothes bought from the second-hand store. I was the one who was not allowed to have friends to sleep over and I never had the latest toy.

My self-worth was tied up with what I owned and I what I was allowed to experience.

As a teenager I was going through my own version of hell on earth and as far as I was concerned, there was absolutely nothing to be grateful for.

I started to play the gratitude game when I was in my 20s (late I know, forgive me).

To be honest, I am not sure if someone said it to me or I read it somewhere, but the message I got was that I was in charge.

Life could be easy or hard and my attitude to gratitude would make all the difference.

This does not mean that I went around putting sunshine and sparkles on everything that life threw at me, but it did mean that I stopped.

I stopped to take a breath.

And through the good and the not so good I started to practice the question: “Where can I find gratitude now?”

On tough days my gratitude always took me back to the basics.

I am grateful I have food every time I need (and don’t need) it.

I am grateful I have a roof over my head.

This always bought a sense of calm, peace and acceptance into my heart. It made me realise that whatever I was dealing with would not be the same forever.

On beautiful days, the kind of days where I had to pinch myself to believe they were happening, gratitude was everywhere, my best friend giving me the biggest hugs.

It seemed to add more to what was already there and brought me once again the feelings of profound calm, peace and acceptance into my heart.

That was nearly 20 years ago now, and as I have been playing the gratitude game for a while now I have to say that there is quite a lot of sunshine and sparkles.

What are you grateful for?

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