Choking on the Truth: Race, Justice, and the Thin Blue Line

In the wake of the decision of a New York grand jury not to indict police officer Daniel Pantaleo in the choking death of 43-year-old unarmed Black peddler Eric Garner, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio called Garner’s death “a terrible tragedy” and pledged to continue to explore ways to curb the use of excessive force by police. It was the kind of statement in both style and substance that protesters in Ferguson, Missouri wanted to hear from politicians in the aftermath of the non-indictment of police officer Darren Wilson in the killing of unarmed Black teenager Michael Brown. Then again, New York has had far more practice in apologizing for unchecked police brutality. This explains why to some de Blasio’s words ring hallow. The New York City police actually banned the very hold that resulted in Garner’s death more than two decades ago.

Given the current discussion on ways to restore harmony to police-community relations, it is worth revisiting this history. In November of 1993, the New York City Police Department officially banned the use of chokeholds. Explaining the decision, the department’s Chief of the Office of Management, Analysis and Planning John F. Timoney stated what should have been obvious, “We are in the business of protecting life, not taking it.”

“The bottom line,” he continued, “is that if somebody is emotionally disturbed, they really need police help and we should render it in the most humane and professional way possible.”

It is difficult to read those words and not to think of the video of Eric Garner clearly pleading for his life with the officers who took him down in a violent tussle. “I can’t breathe,” he muttered nearly a dozen times before he lapsed into unconsciousness with policeman Daniel Pantaleo’s arm still wrapped around his neck. He never revived. At the very least, the use of the banned chokehold warranted an indictment.

At the time of the department’s decision to ban the chokehold, there was an ongoing national debate over the use of excessive force by law enforcement. In 1980, for instance, Los Angles police banned chokeholds in advance of several wrongful death lawsuits and in response to growing public outrage particularly in Black and Brown communities over the number of deaths associated with police use of deadly holds.

Despite a sharp increase in the number of people killed by New York police administering similar holds, the city managed to avoid the issue until 1985 when police officials issued a pronouncement carefully outlining new guidelines for the appropriate use of such submission grips. The order, which defined chokeholds as “potentially lethal and unnecessary,” outlawed their use with one exception “when an officer’s life was in danger.” Even then the deadly maneuver was only to be applied as a last resort and as the “least dangerous alternative method of restraint.”

Nevertheless over the next eight years, the killings continued. One of the touchstone cases involved 21-year-old car theft suspect Federico Pereira who died after police officer Anthony Paparella placed him in a chokehold in the wee hours of the morning of February of 1991. Pereira’s slaying was particularly barbaric. After police discovered him sitting in a stolen car, he was placed faced down, rear-cuffed and hogtied. Paparella then according to the prosecutor in the case “pulled back on his neck and choked him.”

An autopsy later revealed that Pereira died of “traumatic asphyxia.” Police originally filed charges against five officers in Pereira’s death. When a new District Attorney swept into office that spring however, he threw out the charges against four and reduced the charges against Paparella to manslaughter. Much to the Pereira family and the community’s dismay a trial judge acquitted Paparella of any wrongdoing in 1992.

His death, however, seemed not to have been a beacon for change when the following year, with tensions in the city still simmering, officials amended the 1985 chokehold protocol. While police Commissioner Raymond Kelley attempted to frame the modification as more of a clarification than a wholesale revision, the change was nevertheless substantive. The 1993 amendment outlawed chokeholds without exception.

Fast forward to the summer of 2014 when Eric Garner had the misfortune of encountering Officer Daniel Pantaleo and other police officers on a warm July afternoon. Allegedly, Mr. Garner peddled illegal smokes. It was, hardly the type of crime that justified deadly force–especially not deadly force in the form of a lethal and illegal chokehold. Yet on clear cell phone video, millions of people worldwide watched and re-watched Eric Garner’s life extinguished literally at the hands of Officer Pantaleo.

So why did the Grand Jury considering charges against Pantaleo fail to indict? Perhaps for the same reason the Grand Jury in Ferguson, Missouri failed to indict police officer Darren Wilson in the killing of Michael Brown. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary they, like many others, identified more with the authorities who did the killing than their unarmed victims.

One of the words most often used to describe Black and Brown “suspects” from Trayvon Martin to Eric Garner to Michael Brown is “thug.” In the narratives spun to explain their ignominious deaths and despite the menial nature of their transgressions, they become larger than life representations of all the fear and negativity associated with the inherent assumption of criminality that accompanies the use of the word.

Their killers, on the other hand, are portrayed as the last line of defense between the law-abiding public and Black and Brown “thugs” waiting to prey on them. They enjoy a degree of empathy as the “thin blue line” often described as “the barrier between anarchy and a civilized society, between order and chaos, between respect for decency and lawlessness and for a many people of color, victimized by laws such as stop and frisk and racial profiling, the line between Black and white.

Significantly in the graphic representation, the thin blue line is embedded in a Black background meant to serve from the officer’s perspective as a “constant reminder of our fallen brother and sister officer.” What it has come to represent for many people of color in the United States is presence of police as an occupying army, present not to serve and protect, but serve as judge, jury and executioner, on Black and Brown bodies in public spaces. Rightly or wrongly, this view is reinforced every time the very persons entrusted to ensure safety and security take the life of another person of color.

Predictably, critics of this view attempt to shift the discussion to the high rate of Black on Black crime and the difficult position police face in patrolling neighborhoods where such crime is prevalent. They fail to appreciate the cyclical nature of the problem as one of poverty and mistrust with deep historical roots often fed by police misconduct in failing to appreciate the humanity of the people in the communities they patrol. While communities of color have tried to make this clear, the larger society remains fixated on crime and the “thin blue line.” The explosion in gun sales in Ferguson, Missouri in advance of the Grand Jury’s verdict in the Darren Wilson case is indicative of this.

Several theories have been floated about the New York Grand Jury’s decision not to indict. Officer Pantaleo’s remorseful testimony before that body remains the most compelling. In spite of the video evidence and the testimony of other eyewitnesses, Pantaleo was able to confirm what we all desperately want to believe that the police exist to serve and protect. Sometimes, they make mistakes but for the most part they are well-intentioned.

Pantaleo claimed that he never intended to hurt Mr. Garner. He said the move he used was not a chokehold, but a wrestling move that he accidentally applied after he and Garner nearly fell into a nearby glass window. What began, he claimed, as a sanctioned police hold accidentally morphed into the lethal chokehold. Pantaleo also acknowledged that he knew he was being recorded, apparently confirming in the jury’s mind that what transpired was not intentional but a series of unfortunate circumstances precipitated by Mr. Garner’s resisting arrest. Why, his testimony left them to consider, would he blatantly apply such a hold in full view of cell phone recording devices?

While suspects rarely testify before Grand Juries, Pantaleo and his counsel understood that in this case his testimony would carry significant weight. As Paul Martin, one of the lawyers in the Sean Bell case conceptualized the problem the testimony of police officers in such cases carries strong credibility. Police officers may further enjoy what Martin described as the professional sympathy and courtesy of prosecutors who work most closely with police and empathize with their predicament. This was clearly at work in Ferguson, Missouri. Time will tell if the same is true for New York.

In the meantime, we are left to bear the burden of grief and disbelief regarding the decisions in both cases. While the words of Mayor de Blasio and even President Barack Obama were offered as a political salve on the deep emotional wound both decisions have left, where, we are left to ponder is the real sympathy for the families of Michael Brown and Eric Garner. Sympathy not be found in empty expressions of grief for their loss, but the impetus for real change that must begin with a hard look at the entire criminal justice system in the United States and a move toward real reform if not whole scale revision.

Such reform will have to tackle the issue of race. We can no longer, as Attorney General Eric Holder observed, remain a nation of cowards on this subject. The cost is too high in life, in property damage, and in our efforts to ensure fair and democratic practice.

Until mainstream society appreciates the real fear that people of color harbor toward police, the dialogue will be fruitless. The quickening heart rate that comes whenever an officer pulls you over, the demands that your children not wear hoodies or play with toy guns because the larger society fears them, and that such actions might be an invitation to harm, and the ever present reality that the people it deputizes to serve and protect often internalize that fear, is real. Yes, Black lives matter. Until we are ready to deal with the full meaning of this language, we fight a losing battle. Our nation can no longer afford to function as two societies, separate and unequal, deeply divided, and policed by the racially insensitive Thin Blue Line. We must find a way to be inclusive and to make real in all aspects of our society and culture a deep respect for life and liberty regardless of race. This will ultimately do more to help us build bridges to understanding instead of continuing to populate the tombs of indifference with the bodies of unarmed men and boys of color.

What's Truly Unique About #Blackstormtrooper

On November 28, JJ Abrams released the teaser trailer for Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens and just like every other fanboy I watched the video over and over, often pausing to pick out even the most minute details. My dissection of the trailer was handled with the same level of precision as a group of Spaceballs with a giant fine-tooth comb. I mean this is JJ Abrams we’re talking about here. The guy who made Lost. Do you know how many Easter Eggs he snuck into that series?

Of course, I wasn’t the only person with their eye on the trailer and it didn’t take long before people shared their discoveries and doubts to social media. It took no less than 10 frames before some members of the Star Wars fan base had a collective head burst. The scene I’m talking about is the one that opens the trailer, where we see a stormtrooper with his helmet off, looking out into the distance with fear in his eyes.

Oh yeah, and he’s black.

The amount of outrage over this stormtrooper’s race has been well-documented over Twitter and other social media outlets under the hashtag #blackstormtrooper. Although most is overwhelmingly positive, some try and point out the supposed “inconsistency” of his race due to the fact that stormtroopers were shown to be cloned from Jango Fett in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones:

Still others believe this is an attempt to appease the “PC lovers”, “Social Justice Warriors” or whatever other term kids are using these days to describe people who want to see women and minorities in films because they exist in a place we call society, just a small subset of the universe:

How this is still an issue is beyond me, although I’m sad to say I’m not surprised. I was under the assumption that science fiction had moved beyond this nonsense decades ago. Duane Jones was cast in a starring role in a major Horror/Sci-Fi film in George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. That was in 1968, the same year Kirk kissed Uhura. Also, I don’t remember anyone accusing George Lucas of checking “diversity boxes” when he cast Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu in 1999. It’s 2014, a black stormtrooper shouldn’t be considered progress or pandering, it should be considered the norm.

That’s not to say the scene doesn’t mark a historic moment in the series. Go back and take a look at that scene.

There is definitely something striking and out of place about this stormtrooper that has nothing to do with the color of his skin.

Look again.

It’s his expression, or better yet, the fact that he has an expression at all. Provided this is truly an Imperial Stormtrooper, JJ Abrams has done something that has never been done in the Star Wars universe. He’s humanized a stormtrooper.

Stormtroopers have traditionally been portrayed as a cookie cutter military outfit. Their uniforms are monochrome, without any semblance of coloring. No personalization, like stickers. No nametags. Their appearance is skeletal, the most stripped down our bodies can be while still maintaining their shape. Their voices are monotone, devoid of any kind of inflection. Even when they’re introduced as Jango clones, they are portrayed as mindless copies unlike the strong-willed Fett. For all intents and purposes, stormtroopers are meant to be mindless automatons, lacking any modicum of emotion or marksmanship.

There’s a reason for this in filmmaking, particularly Science Fiction, Horror and even some War and Western films. Things like zombies, robots, ninjas, orcs, brood-like aliens and the like are meant to be devoid of any humanizing features. This is so heroes can easily shoot and slash through swaths of enemies without eliciting an emotional response from audiences. It’s what differentiates Starship Troopers from becoming the sniper scene in Full Metal Jacket.

This method is used to great effect in the Star Wars franchise as the Empire is often depicted as masked or cloaked in battle, but the Rebels’ faces are exposed and possess features that make them unique. As an example take the first assault on the Death Star. On one side you have the the Imperial TIE Fighter Pilots, completely concealed in black masks. Yet all the rebel pilots, from Wedge Antilles to my favorite, the portly Jek Tono Porkins, have open faced helmets.

During the battle, no one cares as TIE fighters are blasted into particles, because they might as well be piloted by Death incarnate. But audiences feel for guys like Porkins as we witness him meet an untimely death as he sizzles (heh) among the stars. Porkins speaks with authority, we can tell he’s respected among his squadron and he sports a rocking neck beard. And for those of you wondering, yes, Lucas really named the heavy guy Porkins. (This was just to illustrate that Lucas humanizes his characters, not that he’s good at it.)

It’ll be interesting to see if Abrams is planning on giving the Empire a human side. It’ll certainly change the way we look at the Empire as well as explain the motivations of those within their ranks. Furthermore, it might reveal that there’s more than one side of the story when it comes to the battle between the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. Perhaps like most rebellions the outcome didn’t turn out as planned.

AFI's List Of 2014's Best Movies Gives Awards Boost To 'The Imitation Game,' 'Interstellar'

The American Film Institute continued its tradition of selecting the top films and television programs of the year on Monday, but this time the group bucked norms by honoring 11 movies instead of the typical 10.

A reliable indicator of potential Best Picture nominees, last year’s AFI Awards selected seven of the nine films that would earn the Oscars’ top recognition; in 2012, eight of the nine Best Picture nominees were on AFI’s shortlist.

This weekend’s critics awards put a heavy emphasis on “Boyhood,” “Birdman” and “Whiplash,” and AFI has followed suit. Most of the other selections are also expected, but the list bolsters “American Sniper,” “The Imitation Game,” “Interstellar” and “Into the Woods,” all of which have remained largely unnoticed in the year’s precursor awards so far.

AFI’s Top 10 movies of 2014:
“American Sniper”
“Birdman”
“Boyhood”
“Foxcatcher”
“The Imitation Game”
“Interstellar”
“Into the Woods”
“Nightcrawler”
“Selma”
“Unbroken”
“Whiplash”

Best Picture contenders not featured among AFI’s list include “Gone Girl,” “A Most Violent Year,” “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” “Wild” and “Snowpiercer.” “The Theory of Everything” was ineligible because its personnel was largely British.

AFI’s Top 10 TV programs of 2014:
“The Americans”
“Fargo”
“Game of Thrones”
“How to Get Away With Murder”
“Jane the Virgin”
“The Knick”
“Mad Men”
“Orange is the New Black”
“Silicon Valley”
“Transparent”

Sport and Society for Arete-The Fearsome Foursome

The much anticipated day of revelation has arrived. No, not the second coming of Bear Bryant, but rather the announcement from the Committee of Justice that yesterday revealed the top four teams in college football. In case you were being held in solitary confinement and missed it, let me reveal to you, in order of quality, the four chosen ones: Alabama, Oregon, Florida State, and Ohio State, sorry, The Ohio State University.

Some may wonder what happened to Texas Christian University as it was number three but a week ago, and then beat up the hapless Iowa State team 55-3. Well clearly TCU did not run up the score enough. Then there is Florida State who just last week was number four. They moved up to number three after struggling to beat a decent Georgia Tech team, 37-35. Ohio State won their game over Wisconsin 59-0 using what was basically a third string quarterback, an impressive tribute to Pope Urban’s stockpiling of quarterbacks. Baylor who earlier beat TCU finished out of the money, but then they were already out of the money for no apparent reason. All that can be said to both Ohio State and TCU fans is, “Do you believe in miracles?”

What we have learned from this exercise in the art of metaphysical football ranking is that committees seeking to build horses still can produce camels. Second, there are no rules for this process. Third there are two ways to qualify for the position of the elect: Win all your games or have your wish come true which is only possible if you are a member of a big time conference that sucks money out of their fans with a conference championship game.

There seems to be a consensus that Baylor and TCU were the clear choice as teams five and six. This is very reassuring to the two Texas schools and of course totally irrelevant because only four are chosen for the national playoff. Some of the “experts” have claimed that the problem for Baylor and TCU is that the Big Twelve has only ten teams and therefore by NCAA rule could not have a conference championship game.

It totally escapes me as to what relevance this has in terms of being one of the best college football teams in the country. Are we to assume that somehow they would be better teams if their conference had a championship game?

Perhaps in a convoluted way this has a drop of truth in it.

Conference championship games were created for one reason, to make more money for the conference. Therefore if the Big Twelve held such a game they would have more revenue, and this money would allow TCU and Baylor to buy better teams. It might be bad form to point out that it was greed that created these games, and if you are not greedy enough and so have not created this revenue stream, then you are out of step with the money grubbers who run this sport. This makes you unworthy of the big payoff.

Another thing we have learned from this exercise is that a playoff would be better if there were eight teams in the tournament or even sixteen. Those who represent the “Power Five” Conferences (read that “those who are members of this cartel”) and those who represent other ancillary interests are already saying, no, eight or sixteen is too many. There are usually only four great teams, or at most six, and so the lesser types must be locked out. The arrogance of this position can only be appreciated fully when you realize that representatives of the “Power Five” have, on more than the rare occasion, suffered losses to the lesser breeds.

It is so much easier to claim elite status in a committee meeting or on a mega-maniacal television sports network, than proving you are elite on the field. The shills at that sports network should be reminded that it was but a short time ago that they were dismissed as being “only cable” and not one of the legitimate “Power Three” networks.

Another immediate lesson to draw from the committee’s decision is that the Big Ten is no longer the second rate conference that the football experts have been saying it has been for the last few years. Suddenly winning the Big Ten seems to have some significance at least inside a committee room on a Sunday morning in December.

Then there is the matter of the ghost of Bear Bryant. Clearly the Bear cast a spell over the deliberations of the committee in the previous week. How else is it possible to explain that a team that gave up 630 yards to an also ran in its conference, remained ranked as number one?

Having written all of this I must say that I am delighted to have The Ohio State University in the “chosen four.” My latest favorite college student-athlete is on this team. He is the third-string, now first string, quarterback for The Ohio State University. He is Cardale Jones who two years ago sent out the following tweet strangely reminiscent of Alan Iverson’s rant about practice: “Why do we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS.” That is the level of insight you can only hope the average college student acquires at the institutions of the higher learning in America.

On the strength of this tweet alone, THE Ohio State belongs in the “chosen four.” If you don’t believe that they belong just ask the Pope of Columbus who must now be wondering how it is that he will have to go through Nick Saban, whose ominous presence drove him out of the SEC, if he is going to bring a national championship to the Buckheads in Columbus.

On Sport and Society this is Dick Crepeau reminding you that you don’t have to be a good sport to be a bad loser.

Copyright 2014 by Richard C. Crepeau

Chiefs' Eric Berry Diagnosed With Hodgkin Lymphoma

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Chiefs safety Eric Berry has been diagnosed with Hodgkin’s disease and will begin chemotherapy for what doctors called a “very treatable and potentially curable” form of cancer.

Hodgkin’s disease is a form of lymphoma originating in white blood cells. Berry had been undergoing tests at Emory University in Atlanta since an MRI exam nearly two weeks ago showed a mass on the right side of his chest that was suspected to be lymphoma.

Berry said in a statement that he will “embrace this process and attack it the same way I do everything else in life. God has more than prepared me for it.”

The former All-Pro safety has already been ruled out for the remainder of the season.

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Online:

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Awkward Auntie Kisses To Plague Nieces And Nephews For Yet Another Holiday Season

Awk-ward.

You love your aunties, and kisses from your aunties are perfectly acceptable. But as the auntie kisses accumulate, they can reach awkward levels. Soon you’re covered in lipstick marks and spending the whole holiday party in hiding.

Comedian TJ Miller and the good people at Above Average are here to bring us a PSA of sorts explaining the growing awkwardness of aunt-based affection.

Watch the video above and look out for two more episodes of “Deck The Balls” coming to Above Average Wednesday Dec. 10 and 17.

6 Dead After Plane Crashes Into Maryland House

Spokesperson Pete Piringer, with the Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Service, has confirmed that six people have died after a plane in Maryland crashed into a home.

More from the AP:

GAITHERSBURG, Md. (AP) — A small, private jet crashed into a house in Maryland’s Montgomery County on Monday, killing three people on board the plane and leaving three residents of the home unaccounted for, authorities said.

Three people were on board the jet when it crashed into the home in Gaithersburg, a Washington, D.C., suburb, Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Chief Steve Lohr said during a news conference.

They were all killed and three residents of the home are unaccounted for, he said.

Investigators believe the residents of the house are a family of five, said Pete Piringer, a spokesman for Montgomery County Fire and Rescue. He said the two who are accounted for are a man and a school-aged child.

Investigators were searching the home for human remains.

Neighbors and property records identify the home’s residents as Ken and Marie Gemmell.

Neighbor Marlon Cienfuegos, 49, said the couple has three children, including a baby boy, a boy around 3, and an elementary school-aged girl.

The two-story, wood-frame home was gutted by the impact of the crash and ensuing blaze. The first floor was nearly completely blown out and smoke drifted from a gaping hole in what was left of the collapsing roof. Two adjacent homes also had significant damage, with one of them clearly having caught fire, as well.

Fred Pedreira, 67, who lives near the crash site, said he had just returned home from the grocery store and was parking his car when he saw the jet and immediately knew something was wrong.

“This guy, when I saw him, for a fast jet with the wheels down, I said, `I think he’s coming in too low,'” Pedreira told The Associated Press. “Then he was 90 degrees – sideways – and then he went belly-up into the house and it was a ball of fire. It was terrible.

“I tell you, I got goosebumps when I saw it. I said, `My God, those are people in that plane,” Pedreira said. “I just hope nobody was in that home.”

Byron Valencia, 31, who also lives nearby, told The AP that he was in his kitchen when he heard a jet engine flying overhead, and then a big thump shortly after.

“When I opened my window, I could see smoke over the trees and I heard a small explosion, like a pop,” he said. “I could see the smoke rising … It’s scary.”

Emily Gradwohl, 22, who lives two doors down from the house the jet hit, was home at the time of the crash and ran outside to see what had happened.

“I heard like a loud crash, and the whole house just shook,” Gradwohl told The AP. “We got jackets on, ran outside and saw one of the houses completely set on fire.”

She said planes fly low over the neighborhood every day but she had never worried about a crash until now.

An FAA spokesman said preliminary information showed the Embraer EMB-500/Phenom 100 twin-engine jet was on approach at the nearby Montgomery County Airpark. The National Transportation Safety Board launched a team to investigate.

Investigators have recovered the cockpit voice and flight data recorders from the downed plane, NTSB spokesman Eric Weiss said.

White House Chef Leaving, Presumably Will Advise Hedge Fund

The “cromnibus” has been delayed, which gives Washington more time to realize that “cromnibus” would be a much better name for a Denver food truck that sells pot brownies than a legislative catch-all. Republican campaign financiers are trying to increase their returns by shedding deadweight loss known as “democracy.” And it costs the New York Times $96,000 to have one of its reporters travel with President Obama to Asia. That’s an outrage, considering the money could fund not ONE, but TWO reporting positions for well-connected recent college grads with rich parents. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Monday, December 8th, 2014:

Obama’s on “Colbert” tonight. From Chris Johnson’s pool report: “The actual content of the show is embargoed until 11:30 pm ET, but take it from me: Funny.”

OBAMA’S ASSAULT ON THE 40 HOUR WEEK CONTINUES – At least Boxing Day will get the respect it deserves. Barack Obama: “By the authority vested in me as President of the United States of America, by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, it is hereby ordered as follows: Section 1. All executive branch departments and agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed and their employees excused from duty on Friday, December 26, 2014, the day after Christmas Day, except as provided in section 2 of this order.” [WhiteHouse.gov]

CROMNIBUS DELAYED – Matt Fuller: “The release of the ‘cromnibus’ has been delayed as lawmakers across the Capitol continue to work out a number of issues on the spending bill. House and Senate appropriators expected to finish the legislative language of the cromnibus — a combination of a continuing resolution and an omnibus — by Monday afternoon. But negotiators are still dealing with a number of issues, according to GOP aides. The House was expected to release the text of the bill Monday night. That now seems unlikely, as does a vote on the bill in the House Wednesday. ‘The playing field of questions is much larger than we previously realized,’ one senior Republican aide said.” [Roll Call]

CONAN THE BARBARIAN’S PRAYER TO CROM, which we imagine John Boehner reciting on his balcony, went like this: “Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad…. Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!” Thanks, CTB!

HECKUVA JOB, RONNIE – Seriously though, good job. Tory Newmyer: “With the Ebola crisis seemingly in hand, Ron Klain, the veteran political operative the White House plucked from a venture capital gig to coordinate the government’s response, is planning a late-winter return to the private sector. Klain has committed to former AOL chief Steve Case that by March 1, he’ll be back on the job as president of Case Holdings and general counsel for Case’s venture firm Revolution LLC, Case tells Fortune.” [Fortune]

Several senators, including Chris Coons and John McCain, had demanded Obama appoint an Ebola czar back when everyone was panicking. HuffPost Hill tried to get a reaction from various quarters but everyone’s all “meh” about the Ebola czar winding down.

For this amount of money, the Times could publish literally hundreds of articles on how Brooklyn is having its moment: “White House reporters who went on President Obama’s trip to China, Myanmar and Australia last month were in for a surprise when they saw the bill: For example, a trip that was estimated to cost The New York Times an eye-popping $60,000 wound up costing $92,111…So what’s the final tally [traveling apart from the president]? If you go with the most expensive version of the itinerary, it’s $5,287. That’s the cost of the flights when you send a second reporter, and you have to consider the lost time from that reporter being pulled away from other possible assignments.” [NYT]

This Town This Town-ingly This Towns: @ronfournier: What happened to #EricGarner was not funny. It was horrible. I was wrong to use his last words in a Joe Biden meme. I am sorry.

DAILY DELANEY DOWNER – Absolute horribleness via Dana Liebelson: “Twitter is under fire for failing to quickly stop the spread of personal information allegedly belonging to ‘Jackie,’ the woman who described being brutally gang raped in a November Rolling Stone article, despite recent efforts to beef up anti-harassment measures. Last week, Rolling Stone reported that it had doubts about the accuracy of Jackie’s description of being raped at a University of Virginia fraternity party in 2012. On Sunday, a conservative blogger posted what he claimed was the woman’s full name, and wrote, ‘I’m giving Jackie until later tonight to tell the truth and then I’m going to start revealing everything about her past.'” [HuffPost]

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SURGEON GENERAL NOMINEE PROBABLY MOWING HEIDI HEITKAMP’S LAWN RIGHT THIS MINUTE – Sabrina Siddiqui: “With the Senate likely to vote this week on surgeon general nominee Dr. Vivek Murthy, a handful of red state Senate Democrats will determine whether President Barack Obama’s pick for the nation’s top public health post is confirmed. Democratic Sens. Mark Begich (Alaska), Joe Manchin (W.Va.), John Walsh (Mont.), Joe Donnelly (Ind.) and Heidi Heitkamp (N.D.) are among those who have yet to come out publicly in support of Murthy, even as a few key members of the caucus said they would be willing to vote for the Harvard- and Yale-educated physician if his nomination is brought to the floor. Murthy’s nomination has been stalled since March, when controversy erupted over his advocacy for stricter gun laws. But health care activists have been making a final push for a confirmation vote during the lame-duck session, given the widespread Republican opposition toward Murthy. Democrats can either confirm Murthy with a simple majority vote, or face the reality that the nomination will die next year in a GOP-controlled Senate.” [HuffPost]

The Obama’s personal chef, Sam Kass, is leaving.

Don’t call it a comeback, Aqua Buddha edition: “Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) maybe, probably, could have smoked some pot in college. ‘Let’s just say I wasn’t a choir boy when I was in college and that I can recognize that kids make mistakes,’ Paul said when asked about his previous marijuana use during an interview with Louisville WHAS11 published Monday. ‘And I can say I made mistakes when I was a kid.’” [HuffPost’s Matt Ferner]

GOP DONORS TRYING TO SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE XENOPHOBIC, CONSPIRACY THEORY-PEDDLING CHAFF – Times: “Dozens of the Republican Party’s leading presidential donors and fund-raisers have begun privately discussing how to clear the field for a single establishment candidate to carry the party’s banner in 2016, fearing that a prolonged primary would bolster Hillary Rodham Clinton, the likely Democratic candidate. The conversations, described in interviews with a variety of the Republican Party’s most sought-after donors, are centered on the three potential candidates who have the largest existing base of major contributors and overlapping ties to the top tier of those who are uncommitted: Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey, former Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and Mitt Romney…But the reality of all three candidates vying for support has dismayed the party’s top donors and ‘bundlers,’ the volunteers who solicit checks from networks of friends and business associates. They fear being split into competing camps and raising hundreds of millions of dollars for a bloody primary that will injure the party’s eventual nominee — or pave the way for a second-tier candidate without enough mainstream appeal to win the general election.” [HuffPost]

PRESIDENT’S APPROVAL AMONG AFRICAN-AMERICANS SLIDE – If the president doesn’t look out, he’ll be leaving office with only Chris Matthews and the National Association of Portuguese Water Dog Breeders will have his back. WaPo: “A Washington Post-ABC News poll last week showed African Americans being relatively unhappy with President Obama’s response to what happened in Ferguson — at least compared to their usually overwhelming support for Obama. Even then, though, 63 percent still approved of his handling of the issue. A new poll conducted in the aftermath of the Eric Garner situation, though, shows a considerably grimmer picture for Obama. The NBC News/Marist College poll shows just 35 percent of African Americans approve of how he’s handled the grand jury decisions in Ferguson and Staten Island, where Garner was killed. Another 46 percent disapprove, while 19 percent are ‘unsure.’ His approval among blacks isn’t much higher than his approval among whites (27 percent).” [WaPo]

BECAUSE YOU’VE READ THIS FAR – Here’s a rottweiler cuddling with a cat.

POLITICAL STAFFER HAS SECOND JOB – WaPo: “Sen. Rob Portman’s communications director is the anti-Christ. More accurately, Caitlin Conant (née Caitlin Dunn) is the namesake of the anti-Christ in her co-worker’s latest work of horror fiction. In reality she’s quite nice. ‘I wanted her to be important, I wanted her to be a major character,’ says Brett Talley, 33, who in addition to being Portman’s speechwriter is also an author of three published horror novels and two ‘true ghost’ stories. His latest, ‘The Reborn,’ a book about a world where reincarnation is scientific fact and a blood test can determine who you are before you are born, is littered with characters named after people in his Senate office. ‘I consider it a gift. In horror novels being the anti-Christ is like the highest honor possible.’” [WaPo]

COMFORT FOOD

– “The Colour Clock” changes its color based on the hexadecimal color value of the time.

– The best pizza moments from 2014.

– Marco Pierre White shows how to finely chop onions.

– Bill Gate discusses the best books he’s read this year.

TWITTERAMA

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@owillis: shorter prince william: i am literally waiting for my father and grandmother to die so i can get a job.

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But it’s dirty.
“Clean coal!”
But clean coal isn’t cheap.
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“Coal is cheap!”
But it’s dirty.
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New York's Transgender Residents Will Now Be Able To Change Birth Certificate Sex Designation Without Surgery

Members of New York’s transgender community and advocates are praising the city council’s vote to pass legislation making it easier for residents to correct the sex designation on their birth certificates.

The bill, which passed passed 39-4 with three abstentions, will allow transgender New Yorkers to change the birth certificate designation without proof they have had gender confirmation surgery, officials from the Empire State Pride Agenda confirmed to The Huffington Post in an email statement.

City Council member Corey Johnson, who introduced the bill in October, tweeted a photo in praise of the news:

Empire State Pride Agenda Executive Director Nathan M. Schaefer said in an email statement, “Today is a proud day for New York City as we celebrate the long-awaited passage of a bill that brings us one step closer to creating a safe and equal place for transgender New Yorkers.”

Added Johnson, who is Chair of the Council’s Committee on Health: “Having such a critical document that correctly reflects your gender identity is a basic human right that too many transgender people have been denied for far too long. These measures will transform the lives of transgender individuals in so many ways that other people take for granted—from accessing government benefits and health coverage, to getting a job and using appropriate facilities.”

The ruling follows an earlier statewide move in June, which granted transgender people born in New York state (which the exception of New York City) similar rights, Reuters reported.

At present, California, Iowa, Oregon, Vermont, Washington and Washington, D.C. do not require proof of surgery before changing sex designation on a birth certificate, according to the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund.

H/T Towleroad

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