Reese Walks On the Wild Side In "Wild"

Movie Review Jackie K Cooper
“Wild” (Fox Searchlight)

Reese Witherspoon bares her heart, soul and body in the new film “Wild.” She tackles the role of Cheryl Strayed with gusto and determination and lets herself become totally absorbed. This is not the “sweet little Reese” we have known and loved in other movies. This time out she is a foul-mouthed, drug abusing, sleep around woman who decides to hike the Pacific Coast Trail (PCT) in order to find self discovery and redemption. The film is based on a true story and Reese brings it all to glorious life.

The film opens with Strayed in the middle of her 1,100 mile hike. She is bruised and battered and just about fed up with anything and everything that has happened to her in her life. At this particular point she loses her big toe nail and the boot that was encasing it. It seems to be too much and she yells out at the universe with all the venom she can muster.

In flashbacks we learn Cheryl has cheated on her husband Paul (Thomas Sadoski) many times and they are now in the process of getting a divorce. The one person she is closest to is her mother (Laura Dern) but she treats her with contempt at times. She is a woman who uses men and drugs to help her close out how hostile she feels towards the entire world.

When she impulsively decides to hike the grueling PCT she doesn’t prepare for her journey. She just throws things together and takes off. But as she passes mile after mile and day after day the journey begins to shape her and help her shed some of her inhibitions and fears.

You cannot imagine how good Witherspoon is in this role. Reading about Cheryl Strayed and getting a glimpse of her character, you would never put her and this actress together. So the movie is a testament to Reese’s talent, for at the end of the film you can’t imagine anyone else playing the part.

Dern also impresses in the role of the mother, the person Cheryl says is the love of her life. She conveys maturity and unquestioning love completely. Imaging a woman of Dern’s age being Witherspoon’s mother is a bit of a stretch but somehow she pulls it off.

The movie is rated R for violence, profanity and nudity.

So if you have any doubts about watching “Wild” put them aside. Reese Witherspoon takes a walk on the wild side in “Wild” and she is believable every step of the way.

I scored “Wild” a trekking 8 out of 10.

Jackie K Cooper
www.jackiekcooper.com 

Bulls Derrick Rose Wears 'I Can't Breathe' Shirt At Game

Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose warmed up for his game against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night wearing a T-shirt with the words “I can’t breathe,” paying tribute to Eric Garner, the unarmed black man killed by a police officer’s chokehold in New York.

In a video of Garner’s arrest for selling untaxed cigarettes, the 43-year-old can be heard repeating “I can’t breathe” until his body goes limp. The phrase has become a rallying cry for those protesting abusive police tactics and how law enforcement treats black people.

A grand jury in Staten Island voted Wednesday not to indict New York City police officer Daniel Pantaleo in the death of Garner. The decision came the week after a grand jury decided to not indict Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson for the killing of black 18-year-old Michael Brown.

This isn’t the first instance of professional athletes using this form of protest. Last month, five St. Louis Rams players entered the field with their hands raised as a form of surrender. Some witnesses said Michael Brown had his hands up when shot, and the gesture, along with the phrase “Hands up, don’t shoot,” has been embraced by demonstrators nationwide.

Reese Shows Her Wild Side In "Wild"

Movie Review Jackie K Cooper
“Wild” (Fox Searchlight)

Reese Witherspoon bares her heart, soul and body in the new film “Wild.” She tackles the role of Cheryl Strayed with gusto and determination and lets herself become totally absorbed. This is not the “sweet little Reese” we have known and loved in other movies. This time out she is a foul-mouthed, drug abusing, sleep around woman who decides to hike the Pacific Coast Trail (PCT) in order to find self discovery and redemption. The film is based on a true story and Reese brings it all to glorious life.

The film opens with Strayed in the middle of her 1,100 mile hike. She is bruised and battered and just about fed up with anything and everything that has happened to her in her life. At this particular point she loses her big toe nail and the boot that was encasing it. It seems to be too much and she yells out at the universe with all the venom she can muster.

In flashbacks we learn Cheryl has cheated on her husband Paul (Thomas Sadoski) many times and they are now in the process of getting a divorce. The one person she is closest to is her mother (Laura Dern) but she treats her with contempt at times. She is a woman who uses men and drugs to help her close out how hostile she feels towards the entire world.

When she impulsively decides to hike the grueling PCT she doesn’t prepare for her journey. She just throws things together and takes off. But as she passes mile after mile and day after day the journey begins to shape her and help her shed some of her inhibitions and fears.

You cannot imagine how good Witherspoon is in this role. Reading about Cheryl Strayed and getting a glimpse of her character, you would never put her and this actress together. So the movie is a testament to Reese’s talent, for at the end of the film you can’t imagine anyone else playing the part.

Dern also impresses in the role of the mother, the person Cheryl says is the love of her life. She conveys maturity and unquestioning love completely. Imaging a woman of Dern’s age being Witherspoon’s mother is a bit of a stretch but somehow she pulls it off.

The movie is rated R for violence, profanity and nudity.

So if you have any doubts about watching “Wild” put them aside. Reese Witherspoon takes a walk on the wild side in “Wild” and she is believable every step of the way.

I scored “Wild” a trekking 8 out of 10.

Jackie K Cooper
www.jackiekcooper.com 

Tune In, Turn On & Trip Out With Chris Labrooy's “Automotive Aerobics”

Tune In, Turn On & Trip Out With Chris Labrooy's “Automotive Aerobics”Pack up the Pontiac but don’t bother filling the tank: where Chris Labrooy’s taking us, we don’t need roads! UK-based Labrooy, a specialist in graphic image processing and 3D modeling, puts a vintage Pontiac hardtop through its paces and we all get to go along for a very wild ride.

You Didn't Really Need An Excuse To Relisten To London Calling

It’s the 35th anniversary of the release of The Clash’s seminal third album, London Calling. But honestly, you don’t need any excuse to re-listen to the entire thing, cover to cover.

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Heath Ledger's Greatest Movie Wasn't A Dark Knight

Heath Ledger was probably best known for his roles in Brokeback Mountain and A Dark Knight — and quite rightly so, given his stellar performances. But let’s be honest. His best work was really a predictable, badly scripted but hilariously funny medieval comedy.

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These are the trailers that debuted at The Game Awards 2014

Didn’t have the wherewithal to sit through the three hour stream of this year’s annual video game award show/marketing event? Well, we’ve got you covered right here with all the titles that were announced at The Game Awards. Even better? Unlike the p…

Here's What Would Happen If The Earth Were Flat And You Ran All The Way To The Edge

Everyone knows the Earth is round–except maybe the members of the Flat Earth Society. But have you ever wondered what our planet would be like if it were more like a plate than a ball? Would things look any different for us? Would people really fall off the edge if they got too close?

For the surprising answers to these and other questions, check out the latest episode from Youtube series Vsauce.

“If the Earth was not a ball shape but was instead a flat disc … with the right density and thickness, living in the middle could feel pretty normal,” VSauce host Michael Stevens says in the video. “But as you move to the edge, gravity on a disc Earth would slightly skew, pushing at a greater and greater angle back toward the center.”

The video also shows what it would be like to run over the edge of Earth (above). While you wouldn’t die, you might get winded from the steep climb.

Flat-out cool!

Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2014

Hey guys, Will Durst here with your eagerly awaited Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014. Now, here’s the deal: please do not confuse these amusing accounts with the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of 2014. No. No. No. They are as different as silky and spiky. Banjos and bullfrogs. Strawberry daiquiris and Chinese made assault rifles. Earrings and peas. Oh sure, we saw plenty examples of super serious humor- resistant stuff that went down over the previous twelve months, including but not limited to: Ebola infested ISIS members flying into Ferguson, Missouri on Malaysian Airlines, carrying pictures of Bill Cosby ogling Janay Rice’s butt. But fortunately, there were also quite a few events that lent themselves to massive humorosityness and for anyone looking for a column with the vision and courage to lampoon, satirize, mock, scoff, taunt, tease, rib, ridicule, josh, jibe and kid these episodes of entertaining elucidation, you’ve come to the right place. Because here they are: the Top Ten Comedic News Stories Of 2014 as determined by the executive council of the Comics, Clowns, Jesters & Satirists Union, which, as you probably are already aware, is… me. Read em and weep.

10. A new study by German scientists suggests that beer helps prevent prostate cancer. So let’s stop calling them bars, and start referring to them as what they really are: clinics. And we are self- administering patients.
9. Winter Olympics in Sochi. The entire world is relieved when Vladimir Putin doesn’t enter the triathlon by slapping on skis to shoot Ukrainian journalists. Shirtless.
8. Series of Ice Bucket Challenges sweep the country. Minor celebrities enjoy being seen as all wet. During the hazy days of summer. When the Polar Vortex comes calling, not so much.
7. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford runs for re- election, but due to ill health has to pull out and convinces his brother to run. Torontoans refuse to give the Fords another crack at it.
6. Pope Francis says his religious theology is not in opposition to evolution. This guy really does look determined to drag the Catholic Church kicking and screaming into the latter half of the 19th Century.
5. Alaska, Oregon and DC join Washington & Colorado in the legal marijuana club. Stock of Frito- Lay, the makers of Funyuns and Cheetos, skyrockets.
4. Donald Sterling’s racist statements result in a lifetime ban from the NBA. And many folks hope he lives to be 105. And is forced to bunk with Cliven Bundy.
3. The Midterm elections. Mitch McConnell says he wants to work with the President. Yeah, the same way a 5 year old with a magnifying glass wants to work with ants. Only a matter of time before GM is forced to recall McConnell as a faulty airbag.
2. Arizona debates SB 1062, which would legalize bigotry based on religious beliefs. The return of Jim Crow with a cactus beat. The postal abbreviation AZ apparently stands for Angry Xenophobes. And yes, xenophobe starts with an “x” but they don’t know that.
1. ObamaCare rollout. The President said it could have gone smoother. You think? An anvil studded with titanium spikes could have rolled smoother.

Copyright © 2014, Will Durst. Will Durst is an award- winning, nationally acclaimed political comic. Go to willdurst.com for more about the documentary film “3 Still Standing,” and a calendar guide to personal appearances such as the Big Fat Year End Kiss Off Comedy Show XXII from December 26- January 3.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

One of my most-dreaded holiday traditions has begun. The week of Thanksgiving, my third grader presented her three-year-old sister with a hand-wrapped gift, the contents of which were completely unknown to me. As I watched my three-year-old excitedly unwrap a wrinkled, half-filled coloring book her big sister got two Christmases ago, I knew it was upon us; for the next month, various members of the family would be intermittently receiving bulky packages containing a smorgasbord of cast-off items from around the house. When it is your turn to play “gift” recipient, you are expected to respond with an appropriate level of effusiveness and surprise. It all started three Christmases ago…

My daughter was five years old and extremely preoccupied with Christmas presents, as one might expect. Since it is a long stretch from Black Friday to Christmas Day, she came up with a fun pastime to fill the giftwrapping void.

At least once a week, often once a day, she would collect items from around the house and either wrap them up or put them in our stockings, and then exclaim delightedly that we had to open our gifts.

As is the case with many parenting experiences, it was equal parts endearing and annoying. Particularly after the fourth time opening a package filled with coasters, tea lights, or one’s own half-used moisturizer.

One particular Saturday morning, my daughter woke me up and invited me to come downstairs with her. Daddy and her three-month-old sister were sleeping peacefully in bed. As I was nearly always the parent allowed to sleep in late on the weekends, I thought it would be generous to allow my husband a few extra winks. You know, in the spirit of giving and all.

We crept quietly out of my bedroom and down the stairs. Once out of earshot, she began to shout excitedly, “Santa was here! He left presents for you and Daddy!”

I attempted to muster up some enthusiasm for this tiresome game, and poured myself some coffee as I dutifully joined my daughter under the tree. I halfheartedly opened my brightly wrapped gift, to discover some makeup and cough drops that she must have swiped while we were still asleep. Sneaky little bugger.

We let Daddy sleep until 8:30, and then she impatiently declared it was time to give him his gift from Santa. I heard the baby stirring, and agreed it was time to wake him up. I slid into bed next to my husband and my daughter assumed her traditional parent-wake-up position two centimeters from his face.

“Daddy! Daddy! Santa came and he brought you this present!” she said breathlessly, offering him the bundle. Groggily, he sat up and registered the situation, an unfortunate yet essential skill for all parents to develop, lest they be awakened in a stupor to deal with yet another bodily fluids crisis.

As he began to tear the paper off the top of his “present,” I instantly recognized the bright orange cap poking out. I began to giggle uncontrollably. My confused husband continued to pull away the remaining paper until he revealed the much-needed and oft-used bottle of KY liquid lubricant. At this point I was hysterical, laughing so hard tears were rolling down my cheeks. I wasn’t sure which was funnier, the look on my husband’s face as he realized what his present was, or the mental image of my daughter craftily swiping the bottle of lube from our bedside table while we were sleeping. 

Our five-year-old regarded us triumphantly. Kids have a way of knowing when they have done something inappropriate to make grown-ups laugh. If a grown-up is laughing that hard, it must be something really bad.

“It’s bottom lotion, isn’t it?” she asked knowingly. Because that is the logical conclusion a five-year-old would jump to: all things taboo lead to bottoms or poop. Given her tendency to label my ladyparts in the lump category of “bottom”, she wasn’t far off, and I became even more incoherent.

Our Secret Santa beamed with her ability to cause both her parents such glee, and continued to chant, “Bottom lotion! Bottom lotion!” It seemed that without even trying, she had come up with the perfect gift for Mommy and Daddy! Sing it with me ladies:

“All I want for Christmas is … decreased vaginal dryness!”

I guess if your child is going to snoop around your night table while you sleep, they are bound to come across some goodies. And let’s face it, along with the Lanolin, KY liquid lubricant is a postpartum mommy’s best friend.

So to all the moms and dads out there, I’m wishing you much patience as you endure whatever potentially vexing holiday traditions your children are subjecting you to around the clock this season (Curious George’s Christmas, anyone? I’d like to kill that monkey.), and of course, this final holiday wish: May your days be merry and lubricated.

This post originally appeared on Mommy, for Real. Connect with Stephanie on Facebook.