Zookeeper's Cleanup Plans Blocked By Baby Panda Who Just Wants To Play

This zookeeper apparently wanted to clean up a little panda’s enclosure, but the adorable cub had a different scheme up his sleeve.

His plan: to grab the broom before the keeper could even get started and thus delay cleanup time for fun time.

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“Pay attention to meeeeeeeeee!”

If you happen to have the (oh-so-lucky) job of taking care of baby pandas, it might be tough to get anything done in the face of such cuteness. Another video from earlier this year shows a zookeeper struggling to feed medicine to two mischievous pandas. Thus clip shows the cubs repeatedly foiling the keeper’s efforts with their playful antics.

It sure looks like a job-related problem we’d be happy to have.

Pandas are considered an endangered species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature. Visit the website of the IUCN or the World Wide Fund for Nature to learn more about these incredible animals.

h/t Tastefully Offensive

The Worst-Run States In America

This story was originally published by 24/7 Wall St.

How well run is your state? Assessing a state’s management quality is hardly easy. The current economic climate and standard of living in any given state are not only the results of policy choices and developments that occurred in the last few years, but can also be affected by decisions made decades ago, and by forces outside a state’s control.

Each year, 24/7 Wall St. attempts to answer this question by surveying various aspects of each state. To determine how well states are managed, we examine key financial ratios, as well as social and economic outcomes. This year, North Dakota is the best-run state in the country for the third consecutive year, while Illinois replaced California as the worst-run state.

Selecting appropriate criteria to compare the 50 states is difficult because there is so much variation among the states. As a result, policy decisions that may work in one state might not work in another. Some states are rich in natural resources, while others rely on high-skilled sectors such as technology and business services. Some depend disproportionately on one industry, while others’ economies are more balanced. Further, some states are more rural, while others are highly urbanized and densely populated.

This year, a number of the best-run states again benefit from an abundance of natural resources. North Dakota, Wyoming, Alaska, and Texas are among the top 10 best-run states, and in all four, the mining industry — which includes fossil fuel extraction — is a major contributor to state GDP. Due in large part to the mining sector, North Dakota and Wyoming led the nation in real GDP growth in 2013. And Alaska has utilized its oil wealth to build massive state reserves and to pay its residents an annual dividend.

Although less than in years past, the lingering effects of the housing crisis still have a negative impact on several of the worst-run states. In five of the 10 worst-run states — Arizona, Georgia, Illinois, New Jersey, and Rhode Island — home values declined by 10% or more between 2009 and 2013. Worse still, in states such as Arizona and Rhode Island, the housing market remains well below its peak, reached just before the start of the recent recession.

While some states’ economic fortunes are closely tied to the rise and fall of individual industries, which are often outside their control, each state must make the best of its own situation. Governments, as stewards of their own economies, need to prepare for the worst, including the collapse of a vital industry. Good governance is about balancing tax collection and state expenditure in a way that provides essential services to residents without sacrificing a state’s long-term fiscal health. Many of the best-run states in the country set money aside each year for emergencies. Should the Alaskan economy run into trouble, the state has enough money in reserve to match more than 21 months of general fund spending.

The scale and complexity of state institutions often make addressing problems at the state level extremely difficult. As a result, our list of the best- and worst-run states tends to remain largely unchanged from one year to the next.

There were a few states that made remarkable improvements, however. California, Colorado, Florida, and Hawaii all moved up by at least 10 positions on our ranking. Improvements in important factors, such as GDP growth and home value increases, contributed to improved rankings in a number of these states.

Read: The Best and Worst Run States in America

Some of the changes in rankings can be attributed to states’ GDP per capita levels and labor force growth, both of which were incorporated in our analysis for the first time this year. For example, California’s GDP per capita of $53,497 in 2013, 12th highest in the nation, helped it move up on this list. Also, Florida’s ranking was bolstered by a 3.8% increase in the labor force between 2009 and 2013, the fourth highest.

To determine how well each state is run, 24/7 Wall St. examined data from numerous sources. From the U.S. Census Bureau, we looked at each state’s finances for the 2012 fiscal year, including revenue, tax collection, pension funding, debt, and expenditure. In order to identify how each state’s economy was performing, we reviewed data on unemployment rates, exports, and GDP. We looked at poverty, educational attainment, violent crime rates, and foreclosures to assess social outcomes and residents’ well-being.

While each state is different, states at both ends of the list share certain characteristics. For example, people living in the worst-run states were apt to have lower standards of living. Violent crime rates were typically higher in these states, and the share of the population in poverty or with at least a high school diploma was lower than the national rate.

The worst-run states also tended to have weak fiscal management, reflected by low pension funding, sparsely padded coffers, and poor credit ratings from Moody’s Investors Service and Standard & Poor’s (S&P). Illinois, the worst-run state in America, received lower ratings than any other state from both agencies. By contrast, the majority of the 10 best-run states had perfect ratings from both agencies.

Unemployment rates were also relatively low in the nation’s best-run states. North Dakota, the top-ranked state, had an unemployment rate of 2.9% last year, the best in the U.S. In all, eight of the 10 best-run states were among the 10 states with the lowest unemployment rates. Meanwhile, unemployment was much more prevalent in the worst-run states. Illinois and Rhode Island, both among the lowest-rated states, also had the nation’s second- and third-worst unemployment rates in 2013, at 9.2% and 9.5%.

These are the best- and worst-run states in America.

The Pain of Absence and Presence

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With 23 years between my two children, I entered a different world in 1995 when my second child was born. As an old-schooled mom, I wasn’t familiar and grew terribly confused by the aggressive parenting style I encountered the second time around. But I continued raising my second child in the same way as my first, having learned my mother’s devout teachings “to feel what another feels by walking in the other’s shoes.” To this day, I’m pleased with the results whenever I put her words into action.

An example of my mother’s wisdom: When my first husband was critically ill and in the hospital, I spent endless days and nights by his side while my daughter stayed with my parents. Every night I’d come home after my daughter had just fallen asleep. Already feeling guilty for leaving the hospital, I now had to face my mom’s complaints that I didn’t get home soon enough to tuck my daughter into bed yet again! Heartbroken, I wondered why Mom didn’t realize that I had no choice. Yet she could only hear my daughter cries, “Mom-mom, when are mommy and daddy ever coming home?” Mom went on to explain that my daughter at only age 5 didn’t understand my absence, whether due to being in the hospital with her ill father, working in another town, or even out shopping. At the time, I felt my mother was insensitive to my situation, but I’ve since realized that she was right, coming to understand that young children feel even more emotional emptiness from a parent’s absences, regardless of the reason. In truth, my mother was seeing the larger picture, having put herself in all our shoes, especially her 5-year-old granddaughter’s vulnerability.

I’ve since seen the tears that follow when children’s needs are not fully considered, regardless of whether the separation results from parents over-working, tending to others, or other demands preventing parents from being with their children. I believe we are missing out when we ignore our most important guidance by busying ourselves with what society values instead of making our children our top priority. Perhaps it was my experience of being left alone and the pressure to keep up that opened up my eyes.

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Think about it: Have you ever felt disappointed or sad when your spouse or partner can’t make it home for one reason or another? Did you feel a sting from their absence? I don’t know about you, but many a time throughout my life, I’ve felt that sinking feeling of disappointment. Now, can’t you imagine how this must feel to a child? How are they supposed to deal with this feeling? And yet, how many times do we disappoint our children who are eagerly waiting for us? This is powerful when we realize what our own absence might feel like for a child and her intense feeling of being let down. Adults talk endlessly about their pain when their spouse is too busy for them and some go into counseling. There is an infrastructure supporting working mothers with day-care that may permit even further absence. We support parents who seek higher education to earn their degrees, which is a blessing for those parents but not always fulfilling for their children. This is a gray area in which we have to consider the entire picture and decide what’s best for everyone. These days I sense a silent cry from the children greater than before. I sometimes wonder if we were to ask our children whether they’d prefer their parents be more of a go-getter attaining awards, degrees, and achievements and fatter paycheck or if they’d just want us closer to them. It’s not so different from wanting our spouses or partners to be with us as much as possible.

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I’ve learned that a great many people feel discontent over their spouse’s absences, and yet they still practice arms-length parenting of their children. I wonder if those parents examined their own childhoods if they’d then recall who was there for them, and might still be there, and then ask themselves: “Do my children have as much support as I did and still have? What more can we do for our children to keep them feeling loved and supported? My wise mother said, “When we become a mother, we no longer think only for one. We have to think and feel for someone else first. We have to imagine being in their heart and to hear what they are saying.” Her words are as sound and true today as they were when she said them to me over 30 years ago. It’s the best advice and might prevent some disappointment for many of us. It might also serve as rule for all your relationships. The simple method of stepping into another’s shoes might deliver the love and kindness we all need.

About Catherine Nagle: Catherine grew up in Philadelphia with 16 brothers and sisters, reared by loving, old school Italian parents. Catherine’s artist father’s
works graced locations from churches to public buildings; her mother was a full-time homemaker. A professional hairdresser, Catherine worked in various salons while studying the Bible and pursuing spiritual growth through courses, seminars, lectures and inspirational books, including A Course in Miracles and the works of Marianne Williamson among many others. The mother of two children and a grandmother, Catherine lives in Pennsylvania with her husband and son. She is the Author of Imprinted Wisdom.
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And The Winner Of 'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 21 Is…

Though tooch toppled booch on “America’s Next Top Model”‘s 20th cycle—the first season when creator and host Tyra Banks invited guys into the competition—cycle 21 saw some serious contenders among the male models. In fact, only one beautiful lady stood before Banks as “ANTM” entered its two-episode finale.

SUV With Anti-Muslim Message Fatally Ran Over Missouri Teenager

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — An SUV involved in the death of a Missouri teenager outside a Somali community center had an anti-Muslim message displayed in the rear window at the time of the crash, Kansas City police confirmed Saturday.

Authorities say 34-year-old Ahmed H. Aden deliberately ran the boy over and have charged him with murder in a case that the FBI is investigating as a potential hate crime. Abdisamad Sheikh-Hussein died at a hospital Thursday evening after his legs were nearly severed in the crash. He was 15.

Kansas City police spokesman Darin Snapp told The Associated Press in an email that the SUV had been seen in the area by patrol officers in late October with a message that compared the Quran to the Ebola virus.

Aden was being held in the Jackson County jail on Saturday. No attorney was listed for him in online court records.

A funeral for the teen was scheduled for Saturday afternoon at the Islamic Society of Greater Kansas City, a service that comes a day after dozens of friends and family members gathered for a prayer service where Sheikh-Hussein was remembered as kind and faithful.

Friends said Sheikh-Hussein had been going to play basketball when he was run down so violently that a witness reported seeing the teen “fly through the air” after he was hit, according to a probable cause statement.

Court documents said Aden crashed the SUV and got out of the vehicle with a knife. Witnesses told officers they followed Aden and pointed him out to police. One said the suspect swung what appeared to be a baseball bat at people, and another said Aden threatened them with a handgun as he tried to get away on foot.

Aden initially told authorities that he lost control of his vehicle and that there had been an accident. He later said he struck the teen because he thought the boy looked like someone who had threatened him several days earlier, the probable cause statement said.

CBS, Dish Network Reach Deal To End Blackout

WASHINGTON (AP) — CBS Corp. and TV provider Dish Network Corp. have reached an agreement that ends a contract dispute that led to a short programming blackout in local markets around the country, the companies announced Saturday.

CBS had blocked Dish from carrying the local channels of CBS-owned TV stations for about 12 hours starting around 7 p.m. Eastern time Friday. The 18 markets affected included New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Dallas, Boston and Miami. In a joint statement Saturday, the companies said they had reached a multiyear deal that will allow Dish to carry CBS-owned TV stations nationwide as well as various cable channels, including the CBS Sports Network, the Smithsonian Channel and Showtime. Dish has about 14 million subscribers.

The brief blackout was the latest skirmish between television companies that are seeking higher payments for their programming and the cable and satellite companies that distribute the programming and say the higher programming costs will lead to higher bills for their customers.

Under the agreement, Dish will get the rights to deliver Showtime programming on mobile devices. The companies said the agreement will result in the dismissal of pending litigation between them, including disputes over such services as PrimeTime Anytime and AutoHop, a Dish service that allows viewers to skip commercials. Under the agreement, viewers will not be able to skip commercials for the first seven days after a program is broadcast on a CBS-owned station.

Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed, but executives from both companies expressed satisfaction with the deal.

“We are pleased to continue delivering CBS programming to our customers while expanding their digital access to Showtime content through Showtime Anytime,” Warren Schlichting, a Dish senior vice president, said in the statement.

Ray Hopkins, president of television networks distribution for CBS, said the deal met the company’s economic and strategic objectives.

“We look forward to having Dish as a valued partner for many years to come,” he said.

The programming returned ahead of a weekend of football games televised by CBS including the Southeastern Conference championship game Saturday between Alabama and Missouri.

The New Norm: Crazy Contracts and How to Fight Back

Businesses — large and small — are producing insanely one-sided contracts. In the past, you could find fair contracts. Most were short and simple, too. You do this and I do that. But now we’ve arrived at crazy. And these agreements are putting your business in jeopardy.

Keep your eyes pried open and actually read an entire contract. You’ll see what I mean. I do it every day and it makes me want to either fight or cry. The formula is simple. You lose. They win. Sign here.

These contracts are like the tagline for a new SAW movie: “How Do I Get Out of this Contract Alive?” Spoiler alert: you don’t. And, all too often, these deals are take-it-or-leave-it.

Let me be specific:

  • Read your typical office lease. It literally says that the Landlord does not have to provide the heat or air conditioning or elevators or electricity or water, but you still have to pay the rent. Seriously.
  • Large developers are writing construction contracts that spell out the contractors’ requirements in excruciatingly detailed agreements that drag on for over one hundred pages. I just read one that requires the contractor to list when every piece of equipment in the building must be lubricated. Now, that’s too much information!
  • Remember the American dream. Build a business. Sell it for millions. Lay on a beach drinking Mai Tais. Well, you’ve got a surprise coming when you go to sell your business. Plenty of purchase agreements are loaded with “gotcha” provisions that allow the buyer to claw back chunks of the sales price after you sell. So, be careful. You’re planning to sell your company, but you may get stuck donating it.
  • Then there are those click-but-never-read agreements for social media sites. They own everything you post, even your own picture. Some sites take your contact list and even monitor your location through your cell phone.

What’s happened? Plenty.

Business Got Tough. Contracts have always been a tug of war. But then we had this little blip we like to call the Great Recession. When business got tough, so did people and bargaining turned into beatings. After 2008, it’s been Lord of the Flies in 10 point font.

Take-it-or-leave-it. Companies can’t drive a Porsche. So, instead they have macho contracts that are misguided ego trips: “My contract is bigger than yours.” These businesses think “winning” = crushing you. They create contracts that annihilate the other side. It’s like Darth Vader went to law school. Then, for kicks, they have a battalion of attorneys regularly toughen those contracts, adding new clauses and making old provisions even more one-sided. Now, they’ve painted themselves into a corner. Even when they should bargain, they feel that compromise is a defeat. Doing business with them is a take-it-or-leave-it relationship.

Attention Deficit Nation. After responding to emails 23 hours a day, our attention spans can handle Tweets, not inch-thick contracts. So, begrudgingly, you skim the business terms on the first few pages. Next, you wish/hope/rationalize — our new national pastime — that the rest of the agreement is harmless “boilerplate.” That’s wishful thinking. Savvy contract drafters take advantage of this mistake. They bury traps in those rarely read pages. Consider the one-sided attorneys’ fee provision.If your opponent wins, you pay their legal fees and your own attorney. Even if you win, you still have to pay your own attorney. That means it may cost more to fight and win than to do nothing at all.

Computer Power. Technology has allowed some companies to make the problem worse. Computers enable businesses to have contracts of unlimited length that can be emailed and signed with a tap on your phone. Maybe if they had to put a staple through some of these behemoths, they’d think twice.

Finally, add the fact that many businesspeople don’t know what’s normal. You might be great at your business. But unless you are regularly entering into the same type of deal, you’re a rookie when it comes to the contract. You say to yourself: “Who am I to disagree?” The other party wants you to think that their fifty-page contract is normal, despite all of the complicated and unfair provisions. You have to know how to fight back or it could cost you your company.

Fighting Back

It is a colossal waste of time and energy to try to hack your way through the jungle and avoid the quicksand that you find in many contracts today. You just want a fair contract. You do this. They do that. You both win.

Here’s how you get this win-win result:

Time. Start with plenty of time. The party that runs out of time also runs out of bargaining power. I’ve seen countless opponents give us fits throughout months of negotiations and then crumble when they ran out of time. Start early, schedule everything, and keep time on your side.

Information. Information is power. That’s especially true when negotiating a contract. Recently, one client was frustrated by the other party’s one-sided contract. But my client had no idea that because the economy had changed, there was tremendous demand for his business. He could get a far better deal elsewhere. I convinced him to test the waters. Sure enough, my client was able to get 25 better offers in a matter of days once he started surveying the market.

Alternatives. If you start out negotiating with only one party, you run the risk that they will take advantage of you. Instead, try to create an auction. If two or three parties compete for your business, you’re likely to get a better bargain. Also, don’t let anyone talk you into dealing with just one party too soon. Wait until you have a term sheet setting forth all of the key contract provisions and a good reason to believe you are dealing with a company that will make a fair deal.

There’s more:

  • Create your own contract. Don’t think that you’re saving money using the other party’s form. It could be an expensive “bargain.” Countless times, I’ve seen the party who writes the contract gets the better deal. It’s like getting home field advantage in every negotiation.
  • Add experts to your team, especially if you’re negotiating in an area where you’re not experienced. You want advisors who have done the same deals many, if not hundreds, of times before. They add instant expertise to your deal team.
  • Change the way you think about contracts. Too many people think these agreements are far-fetched “what if” documents written by lawyers with too much time on their hands (that last part could be true). “What if” scenarios happen every day.

It only takes one bad deal to wipe you out. That one-sided agreement can tie you up in court, drain your resources and distract you from running and growing your business. It’s worth the effort to treat each deal as if it could be the one that goes bad. Plan ahead. Negotiate with discipline and expertise. Fight for a contract that works for both sides.

Congressional Monuments Men? The Role of Congress in Fighting Terrorist Financing, While Preserving Our Cultural Heritage

On the eve of Thanksgiving, the Congressional Anti-Terrorism and Proliferation Financing Task Force conducted a briefing on Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) financing. Co-chaired by Congressmen Stephen F. Lynch (D-MA) and Peter King (R-NY), this bi-partisan task force sought to examine how looted antiquities from conflict zones – or “blood antiquities” – are being used to fund terrorist groups, including ISIS. In doing so, days before America celebrated its own cultural heritage with the “Pilgrim Fathers,” the U.S. Congress effectively paid homage to our collective cultural heritage, and the international efforts to protect antiquities currently being looted from the “cradle of civilization.”

According to the task force presenters – professors from Shawnee State University and Georgetown University (one of the authors) – ISIS is not only looting antiquities from ancient Mesopotamia to fund their terrorist activities, but it is also effectively licensing the plunder. According to reports, ISIS takes a 20% “tithe” or tax on the proceeds of what locals are now unearthing; an operation that may have industrial-scale proportions. What started as opportunistic theft by some has, in many ways, turned into an organized transnational business.

Fortunately, this pre-Thanksgiving briefing is just part of the increasing bipartisan congressional attention to issues related to cultural diplomacy, blood antiquities and terrorist financing. As highlighted in Foreign Policy, Congressman William Keating (D-MA) is taking-on the issue, and just weeks ago, Congressmen Eliot Engel (D-NY) and Chris Smith (R-NJ) introduced the Protect and Preserve International Cultural Property Act, which aims to “deny terrorists and criminals the ability to profit from instability by looting the world of its greatest treasures.”

The new bill targets the trade of antiquities stolen from Iraq and Syria and notes that “protecting international cultural property is a vital part of United States cultural diplomacy, showing the respect of the United States for other cultures and the common heritage of humanity.” It is important to highlight that ISIS is not just stealing and destroying antiquities in Iraq and Syria, but it is also attacking the “common heritage of humanity.”

ISIS is grabbing headlines and filling its coffers by destroying religious sites important to Islam, Judaism and Christianity alike – such as the Tomb of Jonah (also known as the Mosque of the Prophet Younis) in present-day Iraq – and looting artifacts that pre-date such faith groups. Such destruction facilitates ISIS’ goal to create a sterile and one-dimensional society that is intolerant to the rich cultural heritage we should celebrate.

By stripping society of its nuances and history, ISIS is attempting to erase elements of the region’s cultural heritage, in favor of their myopic worldview. This is destructive to Syria and Iraq’s past, and to their future. History has shown that the preservation of cultural heritage is an important aspect of national reconciliation and peace-building. Looking back at a rich past often fosters feelings of unity within a society, and strengthens a nation.

Highlighting the urgency of the issue, Secretary of State John Kerry co-hosted an event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, where he declared that ISIS “is tearing at the fabric of whole civilizations.” Referring to the destruction of Iraq and Syria’s cultural heritage, he noted that extremists “want to rob future generations of any connection to this past.” Kerry concluded that ISIS “is stealing lives, yes, but it’s also stealing the soul of millions.”

In many ways, Secretary Kerry’s concern for the “soul of millions” is a continuation of an American tradition to help preserve historical sites and antiquities in conflict zones. Indeed, it was General Dwight D. Eisenhower, then supreme allied commander in Europe, who recognized the need to protect, preserve and repatriate cultural property in the wake of Second World War. It is because of American interest in far-away cultural heritage that the Monuments, Fine Arts, and Archives Section of the Allied militaries was established, thus recovering thousands of stolen artworks between 1943 and 1951, including works by Johannes Vermeer, Leonardo da Vinci, and Michelangelo.

The efforts of Monuments Men (featured in George Clooney’s motion picture with the same title) to protect and preserve Europe’s cultural history – now on display in the great museums of Europe – are a living legacy to America’s concern for our collective cultural heritage.

This concern has continued, with U.S. support for the publication of the Emergency Red List of Syrian Cultural Objects (which seeks to prevent the transport and trade of Syria’s invaluable cultural goods), and recent State Department funding to help monitor and preserve antiquities in the region. Meanwhile, the U.S. Departments of Justice, Homeland Security and State have provided critical support to other countries’ in their efforts to recover looted antiquities, such as ancient statues from Cambodia and India, and dinosaurs from Mongolia, thereby contributing to our important bilateral relationships around the world.

These efforts matter for three main reasons. First, the U.S. can identify possible ways to limit terrorist financing to ISIS and their affiliates. Second, it can preserve our collective cultural history and heritage. Finally, it can help provide some basis for national reconciliation efforts in the future. Thus, our legislative branch is in an important position to enable additional goodwill beyond our “water’s edge.”

Sophocles once cautioned that, “whoever neglects the arts… has lost the past and is dead to the future.” The question for the incoming Congress is whether it – and parliaments everywhere – will take a leadership position to help save the past, and enable the future in the “cradle of civilization,” thus ensuring the legacy of our Monuments Men.

About the authors: Dr. Helga Turku, who previously served with the International Organization for Migration and for USAID-funded justice sector programs, works at Schneider Wallace Cottrell Konecky Wotkyns LLP in San Francisco. Mark Vlasic, a senior fellow and adjunct professor of law at Georgetown University, served as a White House Fellow/special assistant to the U.S. secretary of defense and was the head of operations of the joint World Bank-U.N. Stolen Asset Recovery Initiative. A former prosecution attorney at the UN war crimes tribunal in The Hague, he now leads the international practice at Madison Law & Strategy Group and serves as counselor to the Antiquities Coalition.

To Address Tech's Diversity Woes, Start With The Vanishing Comp Sci Classroom

In May 2014 at the all-girls Emma Willard School in upstate New York, nearly a third of the school’s 300+ students were preparing for their final Advanced Placement (AP) exams. But exactly three were studying for the AP Computer Science exam—and they weren’t doing so on campus. The school (full disclosure: my alma mater) completely eliminated its computer science program in 2009.

'My Son Wasn't Just Diagnosed With Autism. He Was Diagnosed With A Target On His Head'

Two months ago, my wife and I sat in the Marcus Autism Center’s exam room and heard the doctors tell us our son, Langston, had Autism Spectrum Disorder. I can’t articulate how I felt then because now, even weeks removed, I can barely articulate how I’m feeling now as I type these words.