I was walking through the store with my daughter over the weekend and she went neigh hysterical when we passed a green shirt. I simply had to buy it because if I didn’t she would get pinched at school on “Irish Day” and if I didn’t buy it that means I wanted her to get pinched and hated her. Naturally, I gave in and bought the shirt, and then reminded her it was called St. Patrick’s Day. Irish Day is basically any day with beer.
Her subtle reminder that getting pinched sucks resonated with me. If you don’t want to get pinched or have someone at home you don’t hate, you need to buy them this shirt. It’s green and that’s all that really matters when it comes to not getting pinched on St. Patrick’s Day.
The fact that it says “Kiss Me I’m Elvish” is icing on the geeky cake. You can pick it up for $19.99(USD) at ThinkGeek or drop $30 on other clothing from the store and get it free while supplies last. If you don’t buy this for someone you love, thereby preventing pinches, it basically means you hate them.