7 Guys You Should Break Up With, Stat

Rejection is no joke. No laughing matter. It hurts. And it hurts like hell. The brutal, paralyzing effects of rejection can penetrate even the biggest, strongest of egos. But one type in particular seems to rock us to the core; making us question everything we thought we once knew — rejection from the opposite sex.

With all of the monumental heartache, building insecurities and irreparable damage that presents itself after such said rejection, there are still certain instances when you should welcome it — actually, you should count your lucky stars that you dodged this destructive bullet and the Gods above threw you a bone.

Here are seven guys I wouldn’t mind getting the ol’ boot from; and neither should you.

1. The Modern-Day Indiana Jones

This adrenaline junkie is never satisfied… even if he climbs Mount Everest in the middle of January, naked, with a broken ankle. He’s always fixating on his next “journey” instead of focusing on being happy where he is, or building a place and a life to come home to after these grandiose adventures. The word “contentment” sits right next to the word “plague” in his action-packed dictionary of manliness. I’m extremely wary of any man who cannot stay put. “I don’t know where I’m going to be in the next month.” Like, really? Where are you going to be? Riding a camel in Abu Dhabi, caught in a sand storm, drinking from a cactus? Don’t misunderstand me; go, enjoy life, have your adventures. But enjoy the quiet moments, share your life with someone and maintain a balance. Or, don’t. Either way, safe travels.

2. Singin’-The-Blues Guy

Oh, for the love of God, we get it. She broke your heart. Tore it into tiny pieces. Stomped on it, put it in a blender, drank it, threw it up and fed it to the dog. I sound insensitive. But that’s simply because I can’t stand to see women use up all of their sympathy and energy trying to help this guy see the light. Spoiler alert on this horror novel — he never sees the light, and you die a slow, horrible, gut-wrenching death. Heartbreak happens to everyone, even Edward Cullen (an irresistibly sexy, immortal, glittering vampire) — but any man who spends his time brooding in a dark cave after a period of six months needs help that you cannot provide. Next chapter, please.

3. The Self-Proclaimed Bill Gates

This guy simply has no time for a relationship. He has two things on his mind — success and money. If you stay quiet enough and agree not to have too many opinions that rattle his highly focused brain, then he may let you tip-toe around his lavish modern Manhattan apartment. Motivation is a great thing, but obsession, no matter what form, is a recipe for disaster. Most likely, if this guy were to take his passion off his career and place it onto you, you’d be running for the hills. Sometimes being successful is just having a rich life, full of love, family, friends and just plain old happiness. Jeez! Haven’t you ever seen The Notebook?! This guy can laugh all the way to the bank — by himself.

4. Mama’s Boy

Dude… moms are the best. We know this. They pushed you out of a very small hole for 15 hours, wiped your ass for years and always had your favorite food waiting for you when you got home. And sure, at the age of 30, it would be fantastic to just let your mother continue to cook and do your laundry while you’re living in her basement, but the truth is, it’s completely unattractive. Get out there, be independent and let the world kick your ass like it does everyone else’s. You’ll be a better man for it, and your future woman will appreciate it. Or, live at home and marry your mother. I don’t know what to tell you.

5. Inspector Gadget

This guy will go to the ends of the earth and back to uncover every bit of information he can about your life. He’ll check your phone while you’re sleeping, hack into your email account, interrogate you incessantly about that one night stand you had when you were 18 and ask you incredibly detailed questions about your whereabouts until you’re sweating from unmentionable places. And the problem is, he’s so damn good at his Sherlock Holmes routine that you begin to question your sanity. Shit, was I really at the store for 25 minutes, or was it 22? The only way this relationship is going to work is if he comes with a lifetime supply of wine and Xanax. Case closed.

6. Arnold Schwarzenegger

The only thing this guy is committed to is “bis and tris” day at the gym. His meals are all prepped and planned out, he has a rigorous workout schedule, he’s cranky as shit if he doesn’t eat every two hours, he uses hashtags like #nodaysoff or #noexcuses and he’s officially named all eight of his abs. “Hey, at least it’s a healthy addiction,” says every vein-bulging weightlifter. Sorry to break it to you, but it’s an addiction nonetheless. And without his fix, he will be downright unpleasant. Hasta la vista, baby. I surely hope you won’t be back.

7. “Ya Know, I Work On My Hair a Long Time and You Hit It. He Hits My Hair” – Tony Manero, Saturday Night Fever

Put the razor down. Stop the shaving of your body parts. I can’t take it anymore. Why are your legs smoother than mine? I can’t breathe because you just used 17 hair products and are contributing to the depletion of our ozone layer. Why do you own a plethora of flavored ChapSticks? Why can’t you just wear an old pair of ripped, paint-splattered jeans while you’re chopping wood in the backyard wearing no shirt, your chest glistening from sweat… never mind, that was a dream I had. But, while all of you are lusting after Cristiano Ronaldo, I’m over here like uh, have you seen his eyebrows? Even if you did reject me, at least I’d come away with valuable knowledge on how to treat my cuticles. *Air kisses.*

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People With Disabilities Can Easily Find Accessible Spots With This App

Inspired by his own experiences, a filmmaker has created an app to help people with disabilities.

Jason Da Silva was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, a disease that affects the central nervous system, in 2006, and uses a motorized scooter to get around, according to Mashable. As a filmmaker based in New York City, he quickly discovered that it wasn’t so easy for people with disabilities to maneuver around the city.

It was very frustrating,” Da Silva told Mashable back in 2013. “I was finding that the freedoms that I had — just simple things like meeting up with friends and things, it was becoming more and more difficult.”

With these challenges in mind, Da Silva created the AXS Map, a crowdsourced mobile app and website powered by Google Maps, that allows people with disabilities to find accessible spots. Users rate and review the wheelchair accessibility of restaurants, stores, hotels and other places.

The app launched in 2012, and Alice Cook, Da Silva’s wife and executive director of his nonprofit, AXS Lab, told Fast Company that it will eventually have a social feature. Da Silva and his team also host “mapathons” during which people are invited to get together to rate and review locations.

The filmmaker told Time.com that the ratings and reviews aspect of his app is crucial. While the 1990 Americans With Disabilities Act required businesses to become more accessible for people with disabilities, he said that in reality, this isn’t always the case. The reviews allow people to note specific details about the accessibility of a certain location, and then lets others know about those nuances.

Ultimately, Da Silva told Time, he hopes that his work can help more people understand the obstacles that those with disabilities face.

“People without disabilities don’t realize all the challenges that we face, like, ‘is a restroom accessible? Is there one small step outside a restaurant that would keep us from being able to get in?” Da Silva told the outlet. “Opening up the ratings to the community is an attempt to bridge the gap between people living with mobility issues and the larger communities that we live in.”

To learn more about AXS Map, visit its website here, or check out Da Silva’s nonprofit, AXS Lab here.

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Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie Sets Bacon Eating World Record

Your move, Ron Swanson.

Matt ‘Megatoad’ Stonie, one of Major League Eating’s top two eaters in the world, just set the bacon-eating record by housing 182 slices in five minutes.

That’s a lot of pig; Stonie estimates that he ate more than six pounds of cooked bacon, which sports more than 28,000 milligrams of sodium, according to Smithfield, which sponsored the event in Daytona, Florida.

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“The bacon was cooked just the way I like it — a little crispy because I don’t like having to chew it,” Stonie told HuffPost Weird News after the feat. “I don’t feel that bad. I’m used to 10 or 12 minute contests, where I’m eating 10 or 15 pounds of food. I came into this prepared.”

Just as bacon hits its prime on the world stage, so has its champion. Stonie told HuffPost that he’ll never lose his craving for the breakfast behemoth. Eating competitively is his job, and when he’s stuffing his face on stage, he doesn’t taste food the same.

“I feel the texture, I taste the saltiness, and I focus on getting it all down,” he said. “But I love bacon, it goes with everything.”

He added that he’s picky about how his pork product is prepared: “It needs to be cooked perfectly. It can’t be too crispy and if it’s not warm when I get it, the fat coagulates into lard.”

Going in, the new Baron of Breakfast didn’t have much competition. MLE hasn’t ever sponsored a true bacon-eating contest before, and for comparison’s sake, unofficial eating groups show a measly 54 pieces of bacon as the previous “record.” But Stonie needed to set the bar high today. After all, Megatoad is second only to Joey “Jaws” Chestnut on MLE’s list of gustatory greats, and Stonie admits that the two waste no time in eating each other’s records. EatFeats shows that the two are gut-and-gut in most competitions.

It wasn’t immediately clear whether Chestnut would try to pilfer the pork record, but Stonie can rest easy knowing that today is his day. In fact, it has been his month — he has set several records in Florida, including today’s in Daytona and a 14.5-pound birthday cake eating record set in West Palm Beach on Feb. 14.

He also went chew-for-chew with Chestnut in the 2014 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, though Chestnut edged him out in the final minutes, winning 61-56.

Chef Art Smith Hosts Mass Gay Wedding On Miami Beach

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — With a mix of elegance and irreverence, only celebrity chef Art Smith could round up his famous chef buddies, a sea of white orchids and a drag queen DJ to pull off a wedding ceremony Saturday for more than two dozen same-sex couples on Miami Beach.

Smith, a Florida native and former chef to Oprah Winfrey and Gov. Bob Graham, is revered by fellow chefs and those in the gay and lesbian community, known as the chef with a big Southern accent and an even bigger heart. When Smith heard that Florida judges had lifted the state’s ban on same-sex marriage last month, he set out to throw an over the top-wedding officiated by chef Guy Fieri, with a stunning cake from Duff Goldman, and a dance party spun by local star Chi Chi LaRue. He invited the first 101 couples to participate in the free wedding, noting he chose the number after the movie “101 Dalmatians” to shame Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, who has ardently fought to keep same-sex marriage from becoming legal.

“We have our own Cruella De Vil, Pam Bondi. She was determined that she was going to prevent equality from coming to Florida,” Smith said.

“For a state known for sunshine, it was living in the darkness when it came to LGBT rights and it was important to acknowledge that.”

South Beach is also memorable to Smith who met his partner, Jesus Salgueiro, here 15 years ago while in town with Winfrey. Smith went out to buy some flowers for her home. He returned with the flowers and Salgueiro, whom he married five years ago on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial with a big ‘ole ceremony where Moby performed.

Nicole Griffin, 43, and Stephanie Swanson, 42, had been waiting a few years to say ‘I do.’ The Tampa couple moved from Indiana shortly before gay marriage became legal there. Friends flew in from California and Indianapolis to see the women, both wearing elegant white gowns, get married Saturday.

“(Pam Bondi) fought so hard. She denied us for so long … I think our presence today and being able to do this is a defeat of that mentality,” Swanson said.

Bondi is appealing the rulings and some county officials in more conservative areas have even stopped performing marriage ceremonies.

Seth Anderson and his partner Michael Ferguson, both 33, flew out from Utah to renew their vows. They were among the first to legally marry there two years ago, but none of their family or friends were able to attend the impromptu ceremony at the courthouse where the couple had nothing to wear but their work clothes.

“We wanted to come and be a part of this and celebrate with all the other people getting married,” Anderson said.

They were one of the couples who walked down the aisle in the courtyard of The James Royal Palm hotel as a small orchestra played. Many couples said they became emotional when Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host Fieri, a chef with spiky hair, tattoos and a love for Southern BBQ, officiated the ceremony in honor of his late sister who was a lesbian.

It was especially emotional for 45-year-old Hugo Lopez to return to the area where he said he had previously experienced so much intolerance.

“For me to come back here to a place that felt so hostile growing up, to know this (wedding) was happening … I was terrified we were going to get turned away when we went to get our marriage license in Hialeah,” said Lopez, who married Ryan Griffin wearing matching linen suits.

The couples were showered with white rose petals thrown from the balconies and then treated to a feast of fried chicken, grilled lamb, crab-stuffed avocadoes, empanadas and a seven-tier gold and silver cake from Goldman, star of Food Network’s reality show Ace of Cakes.

“My only agenda is to celebrate this and make it true in every state,” said Goldman, who is also a gay-rights advocate. After reading of a baker who refused to make a cake for a lesbian couple a few years ago, Goldman tracked them down and made them a cake.

“We are not arbitrators of morality, we’re cake decorators,” he said.

Smith, who hosts the Big Gay Ice Cream Social at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival each year, said it had been their polite protest to the state law for years. Now they were ready to throw a wedding.

“I felt like it was important for us to show the haters, just shake it off,” he said quoting a Taylor Swift song as he moved onto the dance floor as the crowd cheered him on. “We’re gonna have a party and we’re going to show people we’re proud, we’re happy, we’re loud.

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Broody the Brain is like many of us who have yet to take up meditating: We’re intrigued by the well-documented benefits of the mindful practice, but we’ve struggled to ease into it. As a result, we assume it’s just not our thing.

But what if that struggle is due to our own misguided stereotypes of what meditation really is?

“Meditation isn’t leaving the world behind, it is being engaged, feeling content and kind,” Broody the Brain learns in the video above, created by Amit Sood, M.D., professor of medicine at the Mayo Clinic and the author of The Mayo Clinic Guide to Stress-Free Living.

Meditation isn’t confined to any particular rules you may have heard; It can take the shape of simply thinking about what you’re grateful for when you wake up or smiling at a stranger in the elevator. The average day can be full of these “meditative micro-moments.”

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Potential GOP Presidential Candidates Are Divided On Gay Marriage

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Clinton Family Foundation May Pose Campaign Risks

WASHINGTON (AP) — The foundation launched by former President Bill Clinton more than a decade ago has battled HIV and AIDS in Africa, educated millions of children and fed the poor and hungry around the globe. It also has the potential to become a political risk for Hillary Rodham Clinton as she moves toward a second presidential campaign.

The former secretary of state has struggled with some recent bad headlines over large donations given to the foundation by foreign governments in the past two years, and the $200 million-plus the organization has raised since 2013, ahead of her anticipated White House campaign.

Republicans contend that foreign governments donating to a foundation led by a potential U.S. president creates unacceptable conflicts of interests. Also, the involvement of big money reinforces a long-standing narrative pushed by the GOP of the Clintons as a couple who frequently mix business and politics.

“Unless Hillary Clinton immediately reinstates the ban on foreign countries giving to her foundation and returns the millions of dollars these governments have already donated, she’s setting an incredibly dangerous precedent,” said the chairman of the Republican National Committee, Reince Priebus. “The American people are not about to elect a president in Hillary Clinton who could expose them to the demands of foreign governments because they dumped massive sums of cash into her foundation.”

The foundation, which is scheduled to hold events in Morocco and Greece this spring, defended its financial support and addressed how it might function if Clinton runs for president. If she seeks office again, something taken as a given by most, the foundation said it would ensure its policies and practices are “appropriate, just as we did when she served as secretary of state.”

In 2009, when Clinton became President Barack Obama’s chief diplomat, the foundation stopped raising money from foreign governments. The fundraising involving non-U.S. entities resumed in 2013, after she left the his administration.

The Wall Street Journal last week reported the foundation had received money in 2014 from the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Oman and others. The Washington Post reported the charity has raised nearly $2 billion since the former president started it in 2001. About one-third of its donations of $1 million or more come from foreign governments or non-U.S. entities, the newspaper found.

Democrats say the Clintons can defend their work at the foundation because of its track record and history of tackling some of the world’s biggest problems, from AIDS and clean water to hunger, educational opportunities and the protection of endangered wildlife.

They also note that the foundation voluntarily discloses its donors — nonprofits are not required to do — and say there is no evidence the Clintons have used it to enrich themselves. Nearly 90 percent of the foundation’s money goes toward its programming.

“The foundation has done amazing work,” said Connecticut Gov. Dan Malloy, a Democrat who campaigned with Bill Clinton last year. “It has been a unifying force in our national affairs and in our international affairs.”

Yet the influx of corporate and foreign money just before a potential Hillary Clinton campaign has caused some anxiety within her party.

“There was a reason they stopped taking foreign government donations when Hillary was secretary of state,” said Mike Carberry, a Johnson County, Iowa, supervisor and former county Democratic chairman. He said the foundation should reinstate the policies used from 2009 to 2013. “It doesn’t seem right.”

The foundation has strong ties with several corporations and other large foundations. Last September’s annual meeting in New York was sponsored by an array of companies that regularly lobby the federal government, including financial firms HSBC Bank USA, Barclays and Deutsche Bank, as well as Fortune 500 companies such as Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Monsanto, Procter & Gamble and ExxonMobil.

Goldman Sachs, whose corporate officers have played leading roles in the Treasury Department in recent years, has worked with the Clinton Foundation on the 10,000 Women Initiative aimed at helping female entrepreneurs around the globe access capital.

Many of the same donors to the Clintons’ political campaigns have given money to the foundation. Dennis Cheng, a former Hillary Clinton campaign fundraiser, recently left the foundation as its chief development officer and is expected to be a top fundraiser for her expected campaign.

The examination of the foundation’s finances come as many Democrats want Clinton to take on a more populist economic agenda that would demand more oversight of Wall Street firms. It also follows efforts by Democrats to scrutinize Republican Mitt Romney’s business practices in 2012 and tie Republican candidates to millions of dollars provided by the Koch Brothers and their business interests.

Beyond the headlines, many Democrats say it shows the need for Clinton to begin actively campaigning and build an apparatus better suited to rapidly respond to these types of critiques.

“There’s a vacuum,” said Tom Henderson, the chairman of the Polk County, Iowa, Democrats, who noted potential candidates such as former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley and former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb are visiting soon. “She isn’t doing anything” in Iowa, he said.

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