From Behind the Register: The Training Student Retail Workers Really Need

Ah, retail. A job field that most of us college students have experienced at some point in our lives.

What sometimes makes retail stressful are the situations that you have to figure out for yourself. Your boss or trainer only told you the basic things (or maybe they didn’t) and then you had to fend for yourself.

Here are a few things that people wished they had been taught before having to awkwardly figure it out on their own.

Fake hundred dollar bills.

Your boss probably showed you how to check for a fake, but did they tell you how to deal with it? They might have said, “Just don’t accept it from the customer,” but if you’ve ever worked in customer service, you know that customers will get quite defensive if you say their money is bad.

1. It’s embarrassing to them since there might be people around, and 2. If they are the kind of person who is trying to scam your store, they aren’t going to care about getting a bit feisty. So what should you do?

One of my co workers just told me to tell them that we don’t have enough money in the register to give them enough change back for their hundred. They still get annoyed, but the situation is a lot less awkward than the original idea. I’d also recommend getting another coworker to check the money, to make sure you aren’t making a mistake, and to show the customer that you have back up so they should just leave with what’s left of their dignity while they still can.

Bosses should try to come up with alternative ways to tell customers that their money can’t be accepted, in a way that doesn’t make the employee take the fall for the customer’s mistake.

Working commission.

Commission is one of those things that sounds a little bit hard, but the benefits of getting a big bonus at the end would be worth it, right? Not exactly. Holli Tomlinson, a recent grad from FIDM, has recently begun a job in commission, and it is not what she expected.

I honestly didn’t know how gnarly and competitive it was going to be. You literally have to fight for your sales. I thought other employees would respect your sale if you were the one helping the customer, but that is definitely not what happens.

In this case, it would be wonderful to get a full sense of the situation before being thrown into the job.

“I think that managers should show employees how to act respectfully towards one another, and though the work place is competitive, make it a little less stressful,” Tomlinson said.

It’s no wonder that people who work commission are more likely to quit before someone who isn’t working commission because of how stressful the work environment is and how it’s really every person for themselves.

A warning needs to be given, and some training in edict, so that commission doesn’t have to be as awful as it is.

Dealing with the register.

At the store I worked at over summer, we didn’t accept checks, only I wasn’t told this. So when a customer started filling out a check to buy some clothes, I searched the register for the button to enter the check. Not finding it, I asked my co-worker for help, and she told me we didn’t accept them.

When I told this to the customer, she was furious at me, saying both the store and I were stupid for not wanting to take her money. Yeah, because it’s totally me who is making up the policies…

I just stood there, mouth open, not knowing what to say. It would have been helpful if I had known from the get-go that we didn’t accept a certain type of payment. And I also think it would have been good if that was in fine print somewhere by the register, so customers would know ahead of time.

Lindsay Banks, a third year psychology student at UC Santa Cruz, also had some trouble when it came to checks. Since they are more of an outdated way of paying, she was never trained in how to run them through the register. When someone paid with it, she had to ask for help, and it turned out to be a pretty lengthy process where she had to scan it, write a bunch of stuff on it and then tuck it into the register.

“It would have been really helpful to know how to do it ahead of time, because watching someone else do it quickly in the moment for you isn’t a good way for you to remember it later,” Banks said.

Employees really need to get a full run down of the register before they are told to man it by themselves, because it can be pretty embarrassing and nerve wracking when you don’t know what to do.

Dealing with returns.

At the boutique where I worked, we had a 14-day return policy. A lady brought in some shoes that she had ordered online, and since it was past the 14 days, my co-worker told her she couldn’t get her money back. The lady was outraged since she had just gotten it in the mail, and quickly said she was going to report my co-worker to the higher ups.

Of course, people like this never joke about that, and a few days later my boss got a nasty call about my co-worker. Apparently, if the item was bought online, the person had 30 days to return it to account for shipping. None of us had ever been told this, and because of that, we got a bad write up.

It’s always good to be trained in every detail of the company’s policy, and to have the key rules written down where the employees can easily access them.

Dealing with rude customers.

The customer is always right, and Ian Dominguez, a third year engineering student at Palomar college, said that his work always just says to hold his tongue if a customer is getting nasty. This is what most places will tell their employees, but sometimes, enough is enough.

There are some customers that will just need to leave, and it would be great to get some training in how to give calm but stern signal phrases that the person better get out.

Dealing with people is awkward, especially if you have to make it up on the spot, so having some predetermined ways to get out of a situation would be very helpful.

So there you have it, a few things that would have been awesome to know before having to learn the hard way.

By: Francine Fluetsch, UC Santa Cruz

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Israel's Attacks in Syria Pose New Challenges for the Iranian Axis

This weekend regional media outlets claimed that the Israeli Air Force carried out two sets of strikes on multiple targets in the Syrian-Lebanese border area during the April 21-April 25 period. The first set of strikes (which also remains the least confirmed) targeted a Hezbollah weapons convoy traveling in the border area on April 22, hitting at least three trucks and killing at least one commander. The second set of strikes occurred during the overnight hours of April 24-25, and are believed to have hit at least three targets in heavily militarized areas of eastern Qalamoun, north of Damascus, which host some of the Assad regime’s most loyal and well-equipped units. The units hit include the 155th Scud missile brigade which has bases near the Damascus suburb al-Qutayfa, and the 65th Armored Brigade in areas around the Qalamoun town of Yabroud. In total, claims by Syrian rebels and foreign media outlets suggest that this set of strikes included at least three targets throughout the Qalamoun region, killing a number of Syrian and Hezbollah troops.

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These latest airstrikes constitute (approximately) the eighth such actions attributed to Israel since 2013, and at first glance, underscore a continued Israeli policy of preventing ‘game-changing weapons’ from reaching Hezbollah’s bunkers inside Lebanon. In the past, these strikes have targeted anti-aircraft missiles, advanced Yakhont anti-ship missiles, and long range surface-to-surface missiles, with last night’s attacks likely aimed at targeting Scud B or Scud D missiles from being transferred to Hezbollah.

That said, these strikes are the first of their kind to occur after several key local and regional developments, mainly the launching of Saudi-led intervention against Iranian proxies in Yemen, significant losses by the Assad regime in northern and southern Syria, and Hezbollah’s January 2015 announcement that the “rules of the game” with Israel had changed. Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah made that announcement after Hezbollah attacked an Israeli military convoy in broad daylight, from Lebanese territory, in which Israel refrained from retaliating. Nasrallah claimed that the attack was an ‘eye-for-an-eye’ styled response to an Israeli attack on a Hezbollah-Iranian command convoy in the Golan Heights on January 18th. Israel’s hesitancy to respond was hailed by the group as a testament to its regional stature, and had left many wondering how Hezbollah would respond to future Israeli attacks against its interests in Syria.

Israel’s alleged airstrikes this week pose a major challenge to the regional deterrence of the Iranian axis, particularly as an emboldened Saudi Arabia increasingly hints at intervening in Syria. Unlike past attacks, Hezbollah and the Assad regime have refrained from making public threats or even confirming that the strikes took place. On the one hand, this silence may signal that Nasrallah and Assad seek to refrain from committing to retaliation against Israel and risking an escalation. However, it is more likely that they do seek to retaliate against Israel in some way, shape, or form, reserving the right to claim responsibility at a time which suites them, and reduces the risk of a massive Israeli response.

Israel’s likely has a clear understanding of the stakes in this particularly dangerous game. The Israeli military has been anticipating and preparing for a major conflict with Hezbollah, including preparing its home front to sustain more than 1,000 rocket attacks a day, targeting cities nationwide.

Such a conflict would either come as a result of a rapid and unexpected escalation of a localized incident, such as an Israeli airstrike in Syria or a border skirmish, or a calculated aggression by Hezbollah that is endorsed by its Iranian patrons. Such a calculated move would likely aim to suck Israel into the Syrian conflict, should the Assad regime come under attack from the Saudi-led Sunni axis, or lose significant territory in Damascus and the Alawite coastal region to Syrian rebels. While Israel has publicly abstained from taking sides in the Syrian conflict, it has tacitly supported some Syrian rebel groups together with Jordan, and Iran and Hezbollah openly allege Israel of siding with their Sunni rivals.

In the coming weeks and months, it can be assumed that Israel will continue preventing weapons transfers to Hezbollah, even at the risk of a major escalation. For its part, Iran and Hezbollah seem willing to drag Israel into the Syrian conflict or into a new war in Lebanon, should it become clear that their key interests in the region have been compromised.

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5 Healthy Smoothie Recipes for Overripe Bananas

Timing is everything when it comes to enjoying fresh fruit. From soft, grainy apples to skinless, soggy pears, there’s nothing less appealing to me than a terrible taste and texture in my mouth–and I know I’m not alone. This is particularly true when it comes to bruised, overly spotted, and smelly overripe bananas which seem to go bad faster than any other fruit. Luckily, bananas are one of the easiest fruits to use up since they can be frozen for later and be added as a delicious, lower calorie sweetener to many recipes.

While I love banana bread, banana muffins, banana cakes and other treats, having sugary sweets in my home at all times is not top of my list of healthy eating habits. Fortunately, using them in healthy and refreshing smoothies does the trick! The overripe and soft consistency of a fresh banana and the gooey consistency of a frozen one is completely undetectable once it’s blended together with a concoction of other delicious ingredients. Just add it to your favorite smoothie recipes and enjoy them instantly or take them conveniently on-the-go in a reusable jar, lid and straw combination. Here are 5 healthy recipes I love to get you started:

1. Chocolate Protein Smoothie
Chocolate for breakfast? Yes! This smoothie has all you need to get your day jump-started with quinoa, cocoa powder and that nutrient-dense banana.
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Get the Chocolate Protein Smoothie recipe from My Whole Food Life

2. Piñut Butter Colada Smoothie
If you like piña coladas…then you’ll love this tropical inspired smoothie that includes pineapple and peanut butter along with your overripe banana. Ditch the plastic straws and try stainless steel straws instead to make your smoothie routine more eco-friendly and plastic free!

Get the Piñut Butter Colada Smoothie recipe from Wild Mint Shop

3. Cherry Coconut Smoothie
Give yourself an excuse to buy some fresh or frozen cherries for this recipe. Along with being delicious and sweet, cherries contain many health benefits.
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Get this Cherry Coconut Smoothie recipe from Sophie Uliano

4. Green Monster Smoothie
Get your greens with this spinach-packed smoothie. The banana, orange juice, and other flavors overpower the spinach taste, so it’s a sneaky way to get kids to enjoy their veggies.
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Get the Green Monster Smoothie recipe from Kristine’s Kitchen

5. Chai-Infused Pumpkin Pie Smoothie
An even healthier way to enjoy chai tea! This smoothie makes for a great dessert or midday treat that won’t send you on a guilt trip.
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Get this Chai-Infused Pumpkin Pie Smoothie recipe from Andrew Olson

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Career Tips For The New Single

I have found that job hunting and success in the workplace is a lot like dating. Yes, ironic, but it’s true. There are ways to do it well and then there are things that you never want to repeat again. So, I put together a few things to keep in mind whether you are looking to start a new career or a new job following a divorce or big life change or if you have one and you are working to move ahead.

Appreciate Today

Every time I swipe my card to go into work I say a little thank you to the universe for allowing me to be there. And I am often ready for the weekend before Wednesday hits, but at the end of the day, I am grateful for what I have been given and I always try to remember to appreciate it. Even if you are in the middle of a job search, say thank you every step of the way.

Stay Savvy

The world is changing at an alarming, yet exciting rate. But it is not chic to say, “I’m not a tech person” or “I hate social media.” That is well and good, but if you are looking to stay mentally young in the world you are going to have to keep learning. Take Apple classes, talk to your kids, your nephew, or your niece about the newest, latest, and greatest apps or website out there and take the time to just learn on your own. It is not enough to know just the basics anymore.

Say Yes

I have said this a few times before, but you must say yes. This time though, I am not talking about dating, instead I am talking about networking. You never know who you are going to meet along the way.

Invest In Yourself

This can be a tough one to hear, but I learned over time it is the one approach that truly works. If you want to make money, sometimes in business you have to spend money or at least invest in the basics to get ahead. I learned this one the hard way–when you are cheap in this area and you don’t have the proper tools you need for yourself, your career, or your corporation–it can hurt you in the end. You don’t have to have the most expensive of anything, but you do need to be in the game. So, if you need a laptop, a tablet, an iPhone, the right clothes, or the right car to be better at your job–please invest in PROJECT YOU first.

Ask For It.

I remember for so many years, I would complain that I wasn’t making enough money or I wasn’t far enough in my career. But, the problem was that while I was sitting there complaining about it–someone else was asking for it.

No one is going to do it for you. If you want something, you have to ask for it. No exceptions. If you want a raise, don’t make a big deal out of it. Write down the reasons, make an appointment with your boss, and then ask for it.

If you want a new position or a new job, don’t bemoan the fact you don’t have it, write down the steps to getting it and go after it. The stickie notes on my Mac have been a lifesaver for me. I have tons of them and they are always filled up with my lists and my plans and my dreams. Write down your dreams. See them. And then, make them happen.

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5 Gadgets That Every Fashion Blogger Should Own

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Blogging is serious and unpredictable business, and for a Fashion blogger, that means being picture perfect at the drop of a pin. That, of course doesn’t matter if you don’t have the right gadgets to capture the perfect new outfit or accessory, to leave your readers lusting for more and the brands calling.

Fashion and technology have been mashed together on many occasions to create gadgets that not only look amazing, but that simply the life of a fashion blogger, by providing the ability to create great images and blogs.

Gadgets:

Freedom Pop Photon:

Stay connected at all times, whether you are travelling or simply choosing to work out of the house/office. For $39.99 you receive a small, and portable device, and FREE Wifi.

“Unlike DSL and Cable Internet technology that require physical at home or at the office connections, wireless Internet technology, including Wimax and LTE allow Internet access anywhere, anytime, with any device. Connect your desktop, iPad, iPhone, laptop or any device wirelessly, ensuring Internet access no matter where your life takes you. Whether you need to connect to the Internet from home, the office, coffee shop, hotel, or even at the bar, wireless Internet technology will connect you.”
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Although there are plans that cost more, you can get 500MB through the basic plan free of charge. Up to 8 devices with 12mbps download speeds.

Sabrent Premium 4 Port USB Hub:

The sleek design of this MUST HAVE hub, a fashion blogger’s perfect, useful companion. And useful you will definitely find it to be, especially when you start connecting all of your other little gadgets to your laptop, computer, or tablet. How awesome would it be, to be able to connect your devices without having to fidget with a computer, straining to disconnect and connect?

Features:

LEDs: 1 x Power; 4 x Status
Data transfer speeds up to 480 Mbps
Four downstream ports support high speed (480Mbps),
full-speed (12 Mbps), and low-speed (1.5 Mbps)
Supports up to 127 devices by daisy-chaining multiple hubs
Maximum of 500mA per USB Port
Reverse compatible with USB 1.1
Driverless installation
Some power-intense USB devices may require a AC-Powered USB Hub (See Model USB-HWPS)

Canon 50 MM F/1.8 II

Blogging has definitely created a new generation of photographers. Whether you are a fashion blogger, a food blogger, or even a lifestyle blogger, every image can either compliment your blog posts, or chase potential followers away.

With platforms like Pinterest quickly becoming the leaders in the social game, photography is becoming an important part of blogging success.

A 50mm f/1.8 lens should be a part of your photography kit.

Worried about blurry backgrounds?

Worry no more! Not only will blurry backgrounds be a thing of the past, but you will no longer worry about shooting in low light. Great quality, incredible images, and an unbelievable price will leave you wondering how you could have ever survived without this incredible fashion blogging must have.

Sony Cyber-shot QX10

Wouldn’t it be easier to be able to just grab your phone and be able to take an amazing selfie of yourself wearing the next hottest accessory, to share with your instagram fans without having to worry about quality?

Thanks to the sony cyber-shot QX10, you no longer have to panic if you leave your camera at home, and a picture perfect moment presents itself. The QX10 is a lot more affordable than it’s big brother QX100, making it a lot more affordable for the new blogger on a budget.

Features:

Clips to Smartphone and Shoots Uncoupled
18.2MP 1/2.3″ Exmor R BSI CMOS Sensor
BIONZ Image Processor
Sony G 10x Optical Zoom Lens
25-250mm (35mm Equivalent)
HD 1080p Video at 30 fps
Built-In Wi-Fi and NFC Connectivity
Optical SteadyShot Image Stabilization
Compose and Adjust Settings from Phone
Saves Images on Smartphone and Camera

Sony Cyber-Shot QX100

The QX10’s big brother, with a price point to match, the QX100 is definitely for the blogger with a lot more buck to work with, but offers a few more perks that his little brother does not.

Get the shots you want w/ manual control via smartphone
High-quality 30p HD video with low grain even in low light
Impeccable low light performance thanks to large 1″ sensor
Bright F1.8 Carl Zeiss lens with 3.6x optical zoom

Fyuse

By combining photography and video, the Fyuse team was able to create an app that allows you to capture the spaces in-between. Rather than capturing one moment in time, you are now able to stitch little moments together in order to create, and capture moments that you may not have otherwise been able to capture.

You don’t have to be an experienced photographer to capture these unique images. Simply download the app, and to capture your spacial image, move your phone around various axes.

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Ten Basic Principles of Metamodernism

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Metamodernism is variously called a cultural paradigm, a cultural philosophy, a structure of feeling, and a system of logic. All these phrases really mean is that, like its predecessors modernism and postmodernism, metamodernism is a particular lens for thinking about the self, language, culture, and meaning — really, about everything.

While metamodernism is not a movement or a manifesto for living, it is nevertheless possible for individuals, groups, and even social and political structures to come to be informed by metamodern principles. Metamodernists believe that this increasingly happens whether we will it or not; such philosophers and theorists consider metamodernism to be the “dominant” paradigm in many places, which simply means that events and structures in those places naturally gravitate toward a metamodern state.

None of the above suggests that modernism and postmodernism have disappeared as culturally operative concepts. It simply means that, in the view of metamodernists, modernism and postmodernism are not currently many cultures’ most active cultural philosophy. While some metamodernists claim that metamodernism has been a dominant cultural force since the mid-1970s — arising in response to the political, economic, and natural-resource upheavals of the late 1960s and early 1970s — other theorists claim metamodern processes first became dominant in the 1980s, 1990s, or 2000s, usually by emphasizing its particular responsiveness to the crises of those decades.

Regardless of one’s reading of the history of metamodernism, a number of key principles have emerged in nearly every major reading of the term:

1. Metamodernism as a negotiation between modernism and postmodernism. Because postmodernism was a direct response to modernism, these two cultural philosophies include a number of diametrically opposed first principles. For instance, modernism posited at least the possibility of universal truth, while postmodernism rejected that possibility in favor of a belief that meaning and truth are subjective values that are always “contingent” (that is, in a state of constant movement or flux). Metamodernism negotiates between modernism and postmodernism by submitting that the first principles of modernism and postmodernism need not be seen as being in opposition to one another, but in fact can both be operative simultaneously within a single individual or group of individuals.

2. Dialogue over dialectics. Postmodernism favored “dialectics” over dialogue, whereas metamodernism explicitly advances the cause of dialogue. Where the “dialectical” thinking of the postmodernists assumed that every situation involves just two primary opposing forces — which do battle until one emerges victorious and the other is destroyed — dialogic thinking rejects the idea that there is no middle ground or means of negotiation between different positions. For instance, while neo-Marxism, an important postmodern worldview, presumes an eternal socioeconomic battle between the “bourgeoisie” and “proletariat” economic classes, at the end of which only one remains intact, metamodernism holds that dialectical struggles tend to destroy all parties that participate in them and enact no abiding change whatsoever. Metamodern dialogue does not pave over differences between parties and positions, it simply emphasizes areas of overlap between contesting opinions that could lead to effective collective action on a slate of issues.

One example of this would be a campus debate in which the frequency of a given problem is debated by opposing groups. In the postmodern worldview, one is either “for” solving a given problem or “against” it, so even a debate over the frequency with which a problem arises must be taken as a sign that anyone interested in that debate (that is, anyone interested in determining with specificity the frequency with which an issue arises) must actually oppose solving the problem at all. The metamodernist would support first collaboratively determining the frequency with which a given problem arises, and the nature of the problem in the first instance, and then forming a coalition of individuals who, having fully understood the scope of the problem, decide that they want to solve it — even if some of them still don’t see eye-to-eye on a host of other issues. The theory here is that, in a postmodern scenario, nothing ever gets solved because the contending forces angrily oppose and caricature one another until (in fact) both are degraded and destroyed in number and in spirit. Meanwhile, in a metamodern scenario, at least something gets achieved, even if it doesn’t resolve all disputes between the two groups or ensure that they’ll be able to work together on other issues. As to those other issues, other metamodern alliances (perhaps between very different groupings of parties) will be formed to address them.

3. Paradox. Metamodernism embraces the paradoxical. For instance, in negotiating between modernism’s belief in universality and postmodernism’s belief in contingency, metamodernism posits that certain ideas can be “objectively” true for an individual even though the individual also understands that they are not universally true. The paradox of something being “objectively true for me” simply means that each of us does, in fact, respond to guiding “metanarratives” (the stories we tell ourselves about our lives and what they mean) which operate as absolutely true to us even as we recognize they are not shared — or even necessarily understood — by others. This paradoxical relationship between how we conceive of truth “locally” and how we conceive of it at the level of society allows us to constantly exhibit and participate in paradoxes, as we are simultaneously aware and accepting of how we individually operate and how that differs dramatically from how others do.

4. Juxtaposition. Juxtaposition occurs when one thing is super-imposed atop another thing from which it would normally be deemed entirely separate. A good example of a metamodern juxtaposition is the juxtaposition of sincerity and irony that we often find in metamodern literature. This particular juxtaposition — which is also a paradox, as how could any person or text simultaneously be sincere and ironic? — occurs when an individual’s sincere relationship with their own feelings butts up against a simultaneous awareness that these feelings are preposterous to everyone else. Or, alternately, this juxtaposition can arise when an individual feels an ironic detachment from their culture, but this detachment gives rise to a series of entirely earnest emotions and perspectives. Writers within the metamodern literary subgenre of “New Sincerity,” for instance, are so achingly earnest about expressing their thoughts and feelings that, as readers, we can be certain that they’re aware of how preposterous they sound to everyone else. We therefore experience such writing, and such individuals, as being simultaneously sincere and ironic.

5. The collapse of distances. The distance between the self and others, and between the self and society, is one that postmodernism celebrates by finding myriad ways to put the self (or groups of selves) in a dialectic with opposing selves or groups. Postmodernism, which came of age in the Age of Radio, is therefore likely to emphasize how meaning degenerates as it moves across the vast expanse of space between selves and groups of selves. Metamodernism, which came of age in the Digital Age, recognizes that we feel at once distant from others — because on the Internet almost everyone is a stranger, so we are daily surrounded by more strangers than at any other point in human history — but also incredibly close to others, as the Internet allows us to create connections more quickly than ever before. The simultaneous anonymity and false intimacy of the Internet also so confuses self-identity that it makes it harder and harder to distinguish our opinion of ourselves from others’ opinions of us, or distinguish what we could or do believe from what others believe. This means that it’s harder than ever before to pretend that we are in a dialectical relationship with other people or ideas — rather than being in the midst of a swirl of identity and belief we only sometimes feel we control.

6. Multiple subjectivities. Postmodernism required the “Balkanization” of self-identity — the partitioning of the self and groups of selves into clear boxes of race, religion, gender, ethnicity, nationality, sexual orientation, and so on — in order to establish its dialectics. After all, you have to know exactly where you stand if you’re going to say that someone with a different self-identity stands opposed to you and yours. Metamodernism embraces, instead, the notion of multiple subjectivities: the idea that not only do we all find ourselves in numberless subjective categories all at once, but that we even temporarily occupy and share subjectivities with others who might seem very different from us. For instance, in the simultaneously anonymous and falsely intimate spaces of the Internet, we often find ourselves joining our words and actions with people we know nothing about — except that they agree with us as to the one issue we’re discussing in the moment. In this way we can feel as though we share a subjectivity with other people who, if we knew them in real-time, we would realize were “different” from us as to (for example) their race, religion, gender, ethnicity, nationality, sexual orientation, political views, and so on. Experiencing multiple subjectivities means having the right to reject or deemphasize permanently a subjectivity one would normally be thought to associate with, switch subjective positions as feels emotionally and/or logistically appropriate, tune out certain subjectivities temporarily in order to collaborate with others, or create entirely new subjectivities that have more meaning to one than do the received categories of difference that currently dominate public discourse. This also means empathizing with others’ multiplicity of subjectivities even when one does not share all or even most them, rather than seeing such differences as sites of contestation. To be clear, none of this reflects a desire to erase or sideline existing subjective categories, merely to complicate our models of how they develop, interact, intersect, and in time help form our individual and collective identities.

7. Collaboration. Metamodernism encourages not only dialogue but collaboration. In a world in which we are constantly being influenced by innumerable forces — some we recognize as influential for us, some we don’t — metamodernism literalizes this experience by encouraging us to consciously join our efforts and perspectives with those of others. Metamodern learning models, for instance, are likely to emphasize students working together to create projects that are simultaneously self-expressive for each individual member and also an adequate self-expression of the group, however diverse its viewpoints and subjectivities may be. In the political sphere, metamodernism encourages individuals and interest groups to find areas of generative overlap so that they can work together on one-off projects that advance the values of all involved. The idea here is that even if you disagree with someone else on 99 things out of 100, if that hundredth thing matters a great deal to you and another person you can work fruitfully together on that topic. In the metamodern world, we therefore encounter what might normally seem to be bizarre “alliances” — for instance, when far-left ACLU attorneys defend in court the right of far-right neo-Nazis to march on public property, as both groups are (in this instance) invested in the operation of the First Amendment. This doesn’t mean the ACLU “supports” neo-Nazis — or vice versa — but that accomplishing something tangible and valued by both groups was temporarily more important to each group than were other elements of their political and cultural philosophies.

8. Simultaneity and generative ambiguity. Early descriptions of metamodernism suggested that an individual thinking metamodernistically “oscillates” between opposing states of thought, feeling, and being — almost as though human beings were pendulums swinging between very different subjectivities. More recent understandings of metamodernism emphasize, instead, simultaneity — the idea that the metamodern self does not move between differing positions but in fact inhabits all of them at once. The paradoxical element of metamodern juxtapositions is produced by this very simultaneity; after all, if one were to very self-consciously “oscillate” between opposing positions, one would in fact just be acknowledging the dominance of postmodern dialectics (i.e., binary systems with “poles” at either end that one can swing between).

The simultaneity and ambiguity of metamodernism also give rise to its interest in indiscernible “affect” (as in the unearthly, unreasonably twee, and/or unreadable characters of a Wes Anderson or Miranda July film); five- and six-dimensional reasoning (as in scientific theories that presume multiple realities are possible and can even co-exist, even if only one can be perceived), and neo-Kantian sublimity (the belief that we can be generatively overwhelmed and inspired by realities so juxtaposed and paradoxical we don’t even understand what we’re looking at or experiencing). While by no means explicitly connected to drug culture, metamodernism often indulges paradoxes and juxtapositions more readily observed and accepted in an altered state of consciousness, which is why so many television programs and books that appeal to the drug-using demographic — for instance, all of the programs under the “Adult Swim” banner — can be considered metamodern. Likewise, visual and literary arts that are “meta-” in the conventional sense (like the late television program Community, or the notion of the “nonfiction novel” in literature) are often said to be metamodern when they frustrate our ability to determine what is real or unreal, sincere or insincere.

9. An optimistic response to tragedy by returning, albeit cautiously, to metanarratives. Since the term “metamodernism” was coined in 1975, metamodern theorists have all agreed that metamodernism is used by individuals and societies as a generative response to tragedy; indeed, the phrase “a romantic response to crisis” is often used to describe metamodernism. Metamodernists are as aware of political, economic, climatological, and other forms of chaos as is anyone else, but they choose to remain optimistic and to engage their communities proactively even when and where they believe a cause has been lost. Theorists describe this way of thinking as an “as if” philosophical mode; that is, the metamodernist chooses to live “as if” positive change is possible even when we are daily given reminders that human culture is in fact in a state of disarray and likely even decline. The metamodernist does not presume that optimistic civic engagement will save the world — or resolve an individual crisis — merely that a) it couldn’t hurt, b) it gives one a reason to hope and the ability to stave off despair, and c) in rare instances our sense that a harm is incontrovertible and/or inevitable is incorrect. This sort of optimistic behavior often requires the embrace of metanarratives — for instance, the idea that human culture can “improve” the level of justice and fairness it exhibits over time — even in the face of one’s suspicion that metanarratives like this are not, finally, supportable. If postmodernism negated the possibility of personal, local, regional, national, or international metanarratives other than those that were/are strictly dialectical, metamodernism permits us to selectively, and with eyes wide open, return to such metanarratives when they help save us from ennui, anomie, despair, or moral and ethical sloth.

10. Interdisciplinarity. The reason metamodernism is so oriented toward crisis-response is because its tendency to dismantle and rearrange structures is a tacit acknowledgment that those structures — as they were previously arranged — are what likely caused the crisis in the first place. The metamodernist is therefore likely to support the dismantling, realignment, and rearrangement (or even the exclusion altogether) of received terms like “genre,” “party,” “department,” “discipline,” “institution,” and other similar demarcations of difference and segregation. To be clear, this is not an anarchistic opposition to structure, but rather a thoughtful and civic-minded interest in the radical reevaluation of structures with an eye toward progressive change.

[Scroll down at this link for more essays on metamodernism.]

Seth Abramson is an Assistant Professor of English at University of New Hampshire and the Series Co-Editor of Best American Experimental Writing, whose next edition will be published by Wesleyan University Press in late 2015. His most recent book is Metamericana (BlazeVOX, 2015).

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Angelique Miles, Owner Of Horrifically Emaciated Pit Bull Puppy, Charged With Animal Cruelty (GRAPHIC IMAGES)

Authorities in Pennsylvania have made an arrest in the case of Rocky, the emaciated pit bull puppy recently seized from an Erie residence.

Rocky’s former owner, Angelique Miles, was arrested and charged with animal cruelty torture and a summary charge of animal cruelty, according to City of Erie Police Lt. Stan Green.

EARLIER: Horrifically Emaciated Puppy Survives Against All Odds (GRAPHIC IMAGES)

“Cruelty to animals is the primary charge,” Green told The Huffington Post. “It was charged at a higher level misdemeanor.”

Court records indicate Miles, who was arraigned on Saturday, is being held in the Erie County Prison on $10,000 bail.

If convicted, Miles faces fines and a maximum sentence of two years in prison. However, according to Green, the possibility of a jail sentence will depend on Miles’ background.

“If she has no prior criminal history, serving prison time is not likely,” he said.

Ruth Thompson-Carroll, director of the Erie-based Anna Shelter — the organization that is caring for Rocky — told HuffPost on Monday that Pennsylvania legislators have long-needed to revamp the state’s antiquated animal cruelty laws.

“Pennsylvania animal laws are written by the Department of Agriculture, so they are geared toward farmers and are not like laws in California or New York, where the penalties are a lot stiffer,” Thompson-Carroll said.

She added, “Maybe this will rally people who want to make changes in Pennsylvania.”

Rocky, who the organization estimates is 6 months to 8 months old, was rescued from the basement of Miles’ home on April 15, after a tipster notified the animal shelter of his condition, police said.

According to Thompson-Carroll, Rocky was “all bone weight” and “covered in sores.”

“When we found him, we honestly thought he was deceased,” said Thompson-Carroll. “He wasn’t moving and his temperature wouldn’t register. We were shocked when we discovered he was still breathing.”

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Since Rocky’s rescue, his health has improved, he’s started putting on weight and is learning to trust people.

“He’s doing great,” said Thompson-Carroll. “He’s warming up to people and figuring out how to be a dog. He’s sweet and really loving.”

Rocky, who is expected to need about a month of special care, will be available for adoption once he has fully recovered.

“Once we get him to that point, we’ll take applications and try to get the best fit for him,” Thompson-Carroll said.

The Anna Shelter, a 501 (c) 3 nonprofit, is asking for the public’s help in defraying the cost of Rocky’s care. Donations can be made by visiting theannashelter.com.

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Actress Candice Patton of The Flash Dishes About On Set – Part I

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Candice Patton is Iris West in The CW’s series The Flash. Follow Candice on Instagram and Twitter @candicekp and on Facebook at facebook.com/candicepatton

Candice is a talker! Her meaty answers forced me to break this up into a two-parter. I must say, if I’m going to be forced into something, I’m glad it was by Candice! How do you like that pic she took just for this interview?!

So many words I don’t even have room for more intro. Be sure to watch for Part II where Candice discusses Rizzoli & Isles and The Flash fanfiction!

Tell us about your audition for The Flash.

My first audition was in December 2013 for the role of Iris West. I first read with our amazing casting director David Rapport. He liked my audition and asked me to come back later in the day with a different shirt. (I was wearing a plaid blue shirt and I guess I looked like too much like a farm girl). I read later that day for David Nutter (the director) and a few producers, I believe. I bombed. I forgot a line, something about “Channing Tatum” and had to start over. From that point, nerves took over. That was the end of it as far as I knew and I was pretty bummed about it.

I didn’t hear back until late January 2014. They wanted me to come back in and read with Grant Gustin. I remember seeing Jordin Sparks in waiting room. In the audition during my first reading with Grant I remember I tickled him. I don’t know why I did, but I just had the urge to tickle him.

I read for the studio, then the network and remember being sick to my stomach with nerves before the last audition. Hours went by, I didn’t hear anything. Then I had to go audition for another pilot. Still hours went by and didn’t hear anything. Then, after not hearing anything all day, I was started thinking it was over again. Finally, the call came in from my managers. It was around 6pm on a Friday. I fell to my knees and the first call I made after that was to my parents.

Is it nerve wracking never knowing where your next paycheck is coming from? What odd jobs did you hold in between roles?

Luckily I didn’t have many “day jobs” while trying to find success in Los Angeles. When I first moved to LA, I worked at Bubba Gump Restaurant for about two days. I didn’t even make it through training before I quit. I just didn’t care to memorize all the different types of shrimp.

I also worked at Pink Berry. I lasted there a bit longer. Maybe a year. Maybe less. One day I finally left and decided I would try to make ends meet solely on acting. I worked steadily guest starring and doing commercials and I lived meagerly off of residuals for years.

What’s the rundown of your day on The Flash set?

I find out the day before sometimes pretty late what my call time is for the next day. I know what time I’ll be at work, but I don’t know how long I will be there. It depends on how many scenes I’m shooting that day, how complicated the scenes are, how fast the director works, etc.

I self-drive to set. First stop when I’m on set is my trailer. I like to set my stuff down, and lock the door. Be in my own space for a few minutes. Answer some fan mail, set the lighting just right, turn on my fireplace (it’s cold in Canada). Then I’m off to hair and makeup.

I usually stay away from Craft Services (food), so I’m not picking. If I’m hungry between meal times, I will have someone go get something for me from Craft Services (my usual: veggie plate – cucumbers, grape tomatoes, bell peppers, carrots, snap peas, avocado and hummus. Having someone get my usual go to healthy snacks keeps me from lingering around the crafty table and picking up that cinnamon roll I really want, but don’t need.

I learn my lines in a few different ways. A lot of my dialogue sticks with me in a general sort of way when I read the entire script for the first or second time. Then when I get the shooting schedule I have a better idea of what scenes are shooting when. I then will focus on those that are coming up first. I don’t worry too much about learning lines per se. The memorization is the easy part for me, usually. For me it more about working on the context, back story, intention, motivation, etc. Once that’s in place, the lines come pretty naturally.

What’s the difference between shooting in Vancouver vs. Los Angeles?

Difference between shooting in LA and Vancouver is mostly the weather. It rains a lot here and it’s cold. We aren’t put up in a hotel in Vancouver. We’ve essentially moved to Vancouver because we shoot nine months out of the year. July – April. I visit LA very often, however. Whenever I get a few days off. Honestly, it keeps me happy and sane. At the end of the day, I’m a California girl and I miss it all the time. Sunshine, and good vibes. It’s hard traveling back and forth all the time, going through customs, having different sim cards for phones, using different currencies, not having access to reasonably priced wine 🙂 . The list goes on. Vancouver is work, California is home. But, I am grateful for what both provide me.

Who have you brought to visit the set of The Flash?

Only my parents have visited set! They came to set for one day, and I don’t know if they enjoyed it because I think they kept feeling like they were in the way. Maybe during season two they will feel more comfortable eating from catering and crafty and walking around set.

I introduced them to the cast and and some of the crew, had them watch a scene during one of the crossover episodes with Arrow cast. I think they were surprised and maybe even bored by how long it takes to shoot one scene. I would love for more friends and family to visit, but again, I’m in Vancouver, and it’s somewhat of an expense to get here.

You recently did some work for Maxim. What made you say ‘yes’ to that offer?

Maxim reached out to me. At first I wasn’t sure about doing it, but my manager made a good case for it. My reasons for turning it down were based more in fear than anything else, and I decided that wasn’t a good enough reason to not do things anymore. As long as the photos were classy and sexy at the same time, I shouldn’t let fear stop me. And hey, I figured, I will never be this young and look like this ever again.

As someone who usually hates photo shoots (I can be obnoxiously critical of myself), I am really glad I did it! It was my first magazine feature and it was top to bottom an awesome day and shoot in Malibu. I was very happy with the outcome and I hope I get to do it again.

Be sure to read Part II of Candice Patton, coming soon!

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Oculto Miami Launch On Another Level

Anheuser-Busch recently launched a new tequila-flavored beer called Oculto. If you’ve been in Miami during the last month, you’ve probably noticed their adverts splattered everywhere. It’s a multimillion dollar campaign that culminated in a two-weekend celebration at Soho Studios in Wynwood. The following is not an understatement: the Oculto launch was one of the best events ever produced in Miami. It really was some mind-blowing, Alice in Wonderland next level shit.

Upon entering a main room you chose one of three doors to enter: 8pm, Midnight, or 4am. Each door led to three or four rooms. Each room was designed with a certain theme. The design of each room was curated with the precision and detail of a Hollywood set. Each room had actors whose job was to engage you, get you drunk, make you feel special, and then move you along to the next room. The rooms all spit you into a main ball room where the Swedish electronic band Little Dragon played an hour long set to a crowd probably ten times smaller than they are accustomed to.

There were bars everywhere serving free beer and tequila.

After the band all the rooms opened up for you to explore.

I chose the 8pm room.

The first installation or room was a birthday celebration party at the office. Totally screamed Mad Men complete with the music and nuanced 60s details to a tee —

Room 2 was a pool party with big bouncy white balls covering a four foot deep pool surrounded by tropical foliage with an 80s soundtrack — every room had seats with free beers in a bucket. Lifeguard actors made you feel part of the scene and not alone.

Room 3 was a weird American Horror Story freak show steampunk boudoir with a dressing room for female burlesque performers. It was draped in red velvet with racks of vintage clothes and a piano– and beautiful, beautiful people.

Honestly, it all turned a little blurry, which is fun. There was a hotel room. A wedding chapel. A police station. It was cool. Definitely inspiring. You have to give Anheuser-Busch props for blowing Miami up, creating jobs for locals, and throwing a kick-ass free party without pretension or entitlement. It really made me wonder why the Miami-based company Baccardi doesn’t host events like the Oculto launch.

They could afford it.

Anyway.

One more thing..

The beer was pretty good too.

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Rivers of free beer

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Local painter and awesome dude Luis Valle painted the logo

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Inside the looking glass

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Little Dragon droppin a little sumpin sumpin

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I don’t even remember this…

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Loud Speakers Network Is Making Noise

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By any meaning of the word, Chris Morrow has had an extremely successful career. He co-authored several New York Times Best Sellers with Russell Simmons, Rev Run, and Tyrese. He also worked at Premier Radio Networks for a part of his career, which is a syndication arm of iHeart Media. After some time there he realized it was not exactly what he wanted to do because it wasn’t challenging anymore. Also, somewhere in that time podcasting had just started. Some of his favorites were Bill Simmons’ The BS Sport, The New Yorker’s Political Scene, and Hype Men. He also listened to ones on history so he had an expansive breadth in terms of taste. One day he was listening to the Combat Jack podcast, and finally had his spark for what he wanted to do next. He reached out to Combat Jack, and that is when the Loud Speakers Network was born.

During the years that Chris and Russell Simmons worked together, Russell would always talk about something he called “Urban Graduates”. What that meant was people who were in their 30s, 40s, or even 50s who were raised on hip hop culture, and that were still part of it. Russell always said there was nothing being created for them, and they both agreed it was a marketplace that needed to be filled. Chris himself realized he was an Urban Graduate so when he heard Combat Jack’s podcast he got excited. He wanted to get involved with Combat Jack because that show, and others like it could finally fill the void him and Russell had spoken about all those times. Also, Chris knew he had great experience he gained through working in radio that would help out. Soon after doing the Combat Jack show together they realized they needed more shows so that is when they officially launched the new network called the Loud Speakers Network.

Their first shows were Reality Check with Jas Fly, NY Delight, and Sneaker Fiends. Those first few shows didn’t really hit a stride, but then they launched The Read. The hosts on that show were Kid Fury and Crissle. They didn’t really expect much out of the gate, but Chris explained the success of it being like magic. He said people fell in love right off the bat, and that gave them the success and momentum they had been looking for. Since then they have just been building on things.

Chris said that while there may be a certain perception around who listens to podcasts, they have a very diverse crowd listening to their shows. In general the image that comes to mind with podcasts is a very “white” audience. You would imagine an older listener who likes the NPR type of shows. People also believed that millenials have too many attention issues to care for long form content. Loud Speakers Network’s statistics showed that people were really thankful for The Combat Jack Show, The Read, and Fan Bros, which were all long form content with a multi-cultural audience. They realized that it wasn’t these audiences weren’t interested in hearing that kind of content, but it was that no one was making it for them.

On the subject of the audience and type of content that the Loud Speakers Network attracts Chris said,

“We recently did a listener survey and found that almost 70 percent of our audience said that a Loud Speakers show was the first podcast that they listened to. And over 40 percent said another Loud Speakers show was their second one. So the audience is there, you just have to give them content that resonates. That’s true of any genre, so why should it be any different with multi-cultural or hip-hop audiences?”

The number of listens the Loud Speakers Network gets is amazing. They have over 1.3 million followers on SoundCloud, and are currently the number one podcast network on SoundCloud as a whole. Their roster of shows at the moment includes The Read, The Brilliant Idiots, The Combat Jack Show, Tax Season, and Neck of the Woods, as well as others. Overall, these shows end up getting over half a million listens a week. They aren’t stopping at doing well as a podcast network though.

One of the biggest changes we will see in the future is that Loud Speakers podcasts will start to get spun off into TV shows. They want to continue to grow their audience, and feel they have only scratched the surface of what their potential is with these shows. Trying different mediums for different audiences is what they have been thinking, and they have conversations going on with a few places. Also, they want to start producing more scripted shows, and want to bring new personalities onto the network. Essentially, they are cementing their position as the top multicultural podcast network with an audience that has a voracious appetite for quality long-term content.

If anything Chris Morrow has shown he knows what needs to be done to be successful. Whether writing, podcasting, or just working he has been winning. And after everything he has done his network is not so shabby either. Seeing what direction he takes the Loud Speakers Network should be interesting for everyone to watch. He’s been giving a voice to people that no one else has been paying attention to, and has been succeeding because of it. This Urban Graduate has been finding ways to give back to the culture that raised him, and it will be exciting to see where he goes from here because he’s only getting started!

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