Blond Jesus: Singer Garrett Miller's Creative Eucharist For Marriage Equality and Beyond

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The festive and rainbow-decorated month of June approaches and Gay Pride soirees are afoot. But the time is also ripe with other potential celebrations. The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to give birth to a ruling for Marriage Equality soon.

All eyes are certainly on that … which it makes it all the more refreshing to come across a gay recording artist on a mission. Singer-songwriting Garrett Miller may not be the real incarnation of a Gay Messiah but on the creative front, he’s definitely rising to the occasion. His new album Blond Jesus drops May 15 and on it, Miller hopes to stoke the marriage equality fires in a powerful way.

The album’s title certainly captures one’s attention but so, too, does one of the work’s more prominent tracks, an anthem aptly released just in time for Pride. Dubbed “It’s A Nice Day For A Gay Wedding!” the song and video take audiences from the Stone Ages to celebrating marriage equality. It culls from Billy Idol’s 1982 hit “White Wedding” and is positioned to become one of the more memorable tracks for Pride month and beyond.

Blond Jesus boasts 11 rock, pop and dance tracks in all. The intent is clear: To inspire people to live out their dreams, accept and love who they are and those around them, and surrender to a life that is designed to be exhilarating. Debra Wilson of MAD-TV fame lends her powerful vocals to one of the more Top 40-worthy tracks–“Sweat & Testify”–as does award-winning singer/songwriter Kelly Fitzgerald on the festive “Witch Sisters Halloween.” Other songs include “Blond Jesus,” “So Long Mr. Nice Guy,” “Bouffants & Beehives,” “I AM,” “Memories That Time Forgot,” “Unlike You, Numbers Game” and a hard rock-inspired “Face.”

In an era where civil rights and marriage equality are destined to rise above a decades-long suppression, Blond Jesus materializes at the perfect time. Here, Miller opens up about the creative process and other divinely inspired things.


Greg Archer: Tell me about the genesis behind Blond Jesus? From where did the album idea emerge?

Garrett Miller: While recording the album, I’d written lyrics for some harder, edgier songs like “Face Front” and “So Long Mr. Nice Guy” and started evolving into who I am now: less corporate suit and tie; more authentic, rougher around the edges. Blond Jesus came to me when I was at Scott and Renee Baio’s Ugly Sweater Christmas party. I’d arrived wearing a hideous homemade concoction I’d hot glued together earlier in the day. I knew a few people, but most guests I was meeting for the first time. Here I am, proudly wearing this super ugly sweater, long blond hair, scruffy beard. At some point during the night, some of the ladies started affectionately asking “Where is that Blond Jesus guy?”

On the way home the radio started cranking out the Bee Gee’s ‘Stayin’ Alive.’ I can’t make this up. It hit me right then, and I smiled. I thought it would be a great social commentary to use the “controversial” title, write, on the surface, a “controversial” song that was also an awesome dance track. When I got home I messaged my producer, Brian Pothier, and said, “B–I’ve got to do one more, and you’re going to freak when I tell you about it.”

I sat down and opened up my heart on that piece of paper. For all my life I’ve just gone along with the flow, didn’t rock the boat–you know, because that’s the way it was. Everywhere you look–the news, Facebook, everywhere. It’s this political or religious so-called “leader” professing the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, like, “You’re going to hell because you ate the wrong kind of cheese sandwich on a Tuesday!” “You’re a sinner because you don’t love people the way I think you should love people–and I’ll also throw in a convenient ‘The Bible says’ so you know it’s official by quoting and/or misinterpreting my rants to suit whatever hate I feel like will best serve me and get me a sound bite tonight.” So let me get this, we’re supposed to believe everything you vomit simply because you use “The Bible says …” Really?

In writing Blond Jesus, I decided I was going to take a stand for my relationship with God. Because all of nonsense vomit these “leaders” continued to spew, does not describe my relationship with God. I’d ask people “What do you think of what that person said?” and their response would always be, “That’s not my relationship with God, either. I don’t know who they think they’re speaking for, but they’re not speaking for me. Blond Jesus speaks for me.

Greg Archer: Talk about the track “… Gay Wedding.” It’s a lively, uplifting track and video for that matter. What did you hope to convey through it?

Garrett Miller: It’s almost June 2015 when the U.S. Supreme Court is expected to rule in favor of Marriage Equality in all 50 states. Long overdue. I can’t wait for my fellow LGBT brothers and sisters to be able to get married and officially receive the same Federal benefits heterosexual couples receive. There are more than 1,000 benefits married couples receive that LGBT couples do not. When people say they’re “fine” with gays and lesbians, but they shouldn’t have the right to get married–it’s always “fine” until you want to act like a bigot. The time is now for Marriage Equality. It’s time.

Greg Archer: What do you love most about singing and performing?

Garrett Miller: It’s the most fun I’ve had doing anything in my life. I won’t claim to be the best singer in the world. I have fun. I’m passionate about singing. This is what I want to do forever, and I want people to have fun when they hear me perform.

Greg Archer: What do you love most about songwriting?

Garrett Miller: I love telling a good story. Get me in a room and turn me loose. I like taking you on a journey with each song. Everything on the album is my truth for the last couple of years in my life. I’m telling stories that are good, bad, ugly, and fun. A lot of fun.


Greg Archer: What do you hope to communicate, overall, through this work?

Garrett Miller: People who have heard a preview of a couple of the songs on the album always ask, “Do all of your songs revolve around God?” I have to laugh, because that’s not what it’s about. OK–“Blond Jesus” is a giveaway right there, but its a social commentary and meant to stir up controversy. At least until you hear it and love it for what its really saying. On “Sweat & Testify,” references make a point, but it’s about finding the strength to make things happen. I mean stop whining and waiting for someone else to save your day! Believe in miracles. Make miracles happen. Get off the cross, we need the wood. Do it yourself.

I want people to get inspired with my music. I want people to listen and think, “I can do great things in my life! I can create a world I want to live in! I can make a difference in my life and the lives around me! I don’t have to settle for the Status Quo!” And dancing. Always lots of dancing.

Greg Archer: There is definitely a deeper message within all of this.

Garrett Miller: I always say “Believe and receive, attract and allow.” It’s powerful when you do your best to live life this way. With Blond Jesus, I want people to know it’s OK to be who you are. You are loved. You are a shining star. You can make your dreams come true. You can do anything you want to in life–make it great! You’ve got one go-round on your mortal coil, spend it doing things that make you happy.

Greg Archer: Best advice you’ve been given about being a recording artist?

Garrett Miller: Breathe. Learn to breathe. You can’t sing if you’re not breathing right. Take a deep breath before your next big line(s). And breathe some more in between.

Greg Archer: Best advice you’ve been given about life?

Garrett Miller: I’m a big fan of Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence Others.” In the last couple years I’ve also read Bob Burg’s “Go Givers” books and love his message–[sic] do things authentically in your life you are passionate about and you will be successful. Paul Coelho’s “The Alchemist” is simply one of the most brilliantly written full circle stories I’ve ever read. It helps me understand life every day.

It’s funny, sometimes you’ll get a message given to you in life, and if you’re not ready, you won’t understand it. When you are ready, it hits you like a ton of bricks. Now when things happen, I do my best to sit back and go, “What’s my lesson in this? How can I improve from this? What can I do better next time?” I’m learning something new every day.

Greg Archer: Best advice a Blond Jesus can pass along to others right now?

Garrett Miller: Blond Jesus says: “Don’t be a dick.”


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Riding Amtrak The Morning After The Deadly Crash

SOMEWHERE ALONG AMTRAK’S NORTHEAST CORRIDOR — Elliott Gregg sat in the cafe car of Amtrak Train 174 late Wednesday morning, eating a hot dog and pretzels and washing them down with soda. He rides the train to baseball games. Last year he watched from the stands as Derek Jeter hit his final home run in Yankee Stadium. Today, he’s en route to a far less historic Phillies-Pirates tilt.

When I ask why he chooses Amtrak, he says, “There is only one place where you get off the train and need a cab to get to the park, and that’s Baltimore.”

Gregg takes a bite of his hotdog and wipes the mustard from his beard; its white hairs are still stained yellow after the napkin passes through. For him, the train is a vacation — a quiet place where you aren’t “running into the guy next door.” He takes only a few days off work a year and often does just this. On this particular day, though, the trip is tenser than normal. The night before, a train on this line derailed in north Philadelphia, killing seven people and injuring scores more.

But Gregg didn’t think twice about boarding on Wednesday. “I don’t think there is much to make of it,” he says.

Reminders of Tuesday night’s crash were plentiful the next morning: a dark-humored derailment joke in the boarding line; the heightened presence of track observers at Union Station in Washington, D.C.; the eerie emptiness of the cars on the way back from Wilmington, Delaware. But life for Amtrak riders — at least for those who could get on a train — went on as normal.

“Are you nervous?” I asked a group of four travelers chatting at another table. “No,” they replied. “You’re making us nervous.”

Instead, the prevailing worry among train-goers was that the crash would further sour the country on a mode of transportation that they love.

“The only problem is it’s a Pepsi train and I have to bring my own Diet Coke,” former Rep. Tom Davis (R-Va.) told me Wednesday morning as he walked through Union Station to pick up the car he had parked there. His return trip from New York City had been canceled by the crash so he took a plane instead.

That’s the only problem? Not the slow speeds or the shaky Internet access? I asked.

“No,” he replied. “I can live with that.”

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A total of two passengers sat in the back three cars of Amtrak Train 95 from Philadelphia to Washington on Wednesday. Service was suspended between New York and Philadelphia.

Amtrak, rather remarkably, manages to be both a pricey ride and a money-loser for the government, which runs it. The passenger railroad service lost $1.085 billion in fiscal year 2014, which was actually an improvement from the year before. Its Internet is patchy and its food is suspicious. The majority party in Congress hates it so much that the House Appropriations Committee slashed its funding by $251 million on Wednesday even as crews were still cleaning up what Philadelphia’s mayor called “an absolute disastrous mess.”

But those who take Amtrak speak in glowing, even nostalgic terms about their experiences. On routes to and from Wilmington on Wednesday, riders told me their favorite stories — a ride with a car full of fellow St. Louis Cardinals fans to a baseball game at Yankee Stadium, an overnight trip to Miami with a mom who feared flying — and trumpeted the train’s virtues.

“I’m not nervous, but my sister-in-law was texting me last night, asking whether I was on the train. She’s a worrier,” said Cecilia Wyand, owner of a 10-ticket pass to ride to Philadelphia and New York City from D.C. “She was supposed to be on Lufthansa flying over the Alps [on a different flight] that day when the plane crashed. So she gets anxious about this stuff. But I like the train. I always felt safer than on a plane. And you can get work done, too.”

Fans of Amtrak tend to reside in the Northeast, where the service is more frequent and useful. Of the 30.9 million Amtrak riders in fiscal 2014, 11.6 million of them were in that section of the country. Lawmakers have recognized the regional disparities. The House passed a bill to send much of the money generated on the Northeast lines back into track improvements there. But for transportation advocates, a few hundred million dollars is an insufficiently small Band-Aid. In 2010, a state-and-federal government commission projected that the Northeast Corridor would require $52 billion over 20 years in order to achieve a “state of good repair and build infrastructure capable of supporting passenger rail” demands.

“Congress should feel a little badly about this,” said Felice Busto, a labor mediator from Asbury Park, New Jersey, who was heading to a conference in Washington on Wednesday. “They don’t put the money into this. Some of these bridges, you take your life in your own hands to go over them. We are living on borrowed time with some of these transportation systems. I don’t understand what Congress doesn’t understand.”

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Passenger Felice Busto sits in a quiet cafe car on Wednesday. Roughly 125 passengers were on the train, a total that the conductor said was well below normal.

In recent years, Amtrak has made repairs to the Northeast lines. But more is needed. Prior to Tuesday’s crash, the train was moving over 100 miles per hour around a curve with a speed limit of 50 miles per hour, according to the National Transportation Safety Board. Safety technology designed to automatically slow down trains when they are speeding hadn’t yet been put in place in Philadelphia despite pressure from officials and lawmakers to have it installed. With that technology, NTSB board member Robert Sumwalt said on Wednesday, the accident never would have happened.

Riding in the cafe car on his way to Philadelphia Wednesday, Alan Johnson couldn’t hide his disgust with Congress — Republicans mainly — for shorting transportation. Johnson, 72, is a train fanatic. He got his first model train as a kid — a gift from his father, who secretly wanted to play with it himself. In retirement, Johnson and his business partner started RR In A Box, a company that sells model trains.

As we rode through Baltimore, he unspooled his secrets for enjoyable rail travel. Amtrak, he explained, has a baggage policy that can’t be beat. “If you rented a car, you couldn’t take as much baggage as you are allowed to on a train.” The food on the sleeper car to Florida isn’t bad (he recommended the steak, priced at $22, though free with the ticket). The beds, he said, are “wonderful.”

“It jiggles like back in the day when you were in your crib. It’s remarkably relaxing.”

But the pièce de résistance is the booze policy. On the overnight train, Johnson said, you can bring your own beer and the conductor will hand you a bucket of ice.

As he spoke, Johnson peered out the window, pointing out river landscapes along the route. “Oh, isn’t that beautiful?” he said. It was a wink-and-a-nod attempt to promote the wonders of rail travel. But as he went on, he grew almost pained that others don’t see what he does.

“Amtrak doesn’t toot their own horn enough,” he said. “They are so insecure. Maybe they feel the Republicans are still trying to beat them down. Or everybody is saying, well, Europe has such great trains and ours are so terrible.”

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Amtrak Train 174 makes its way from Washington to Baltimore on Wednesday morning.

Jesse Rifkin contributed reporting.

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Nancy Pelosi Predicts GOP Ruin On Obamacare Case

WASHINGTON (AP) — House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi predicted Wednesday that Republicans will “rue the day” if the Supreme Court buys their arguments and invalidates tax subsidies for millions of people under President Barack Obama’s health care law.

Republicans have said they will try to ensure people don’t lose insurance if the high court rules this summer against tax subsidies for health care coverage in certain states. But they haven’t said how they would do it. Such a ruling would present a major challenge to the GOP. Without a congressional fix some 8 million people could lose subsidies, which help them pay for their health insurance.

“They’re now going to then go out and say we’re going to take subsidies away from people who have health care?” Pelosi said in an interview with The Associated Press in her office overlooking the Supreme Court. “No, I don’t think so.”

The California Democrat, who was House speaker when the health bill became law in 2010 and was a major force behind its passage, insisted that the law was ironclad constitutionally and would not be overturned.

“I don’t think it’s going to happen so it’s no use speculating on what I don’t think is going to happen. But it would be bad news for them, it would be really bad news for them,” she said of Republicans.

Nearly 8 million people could lose up to $24 billion a year in health insurance subsidies depending on the outcome of the Supreme Court case, King v. Burwell, which focuses on the literal wording of the complex law. Opponents say it only allows subsidies in states that set up their own insurance exchanges. Only 13 states and Washington, D.C., are running their own online insurance markets; other states rely on federal marketplaces, and tax subsidies in those marketplaces would be threatened if the court rules against the administration.

Pelosi said she knew the law well and that opponents were relying on a phrase taken “out of context” in pressing their case before the court.

If Republicans who oppose the law get the Supreme Court ruling they want, the onus would be on the GOP-led Congress to come up with a fix. It’s not at all clear how they could do that in a way acceptable to the Obama administration and politically palatable to GOP voters heading into a presidential election year.

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Shell: Oil Rigs Coming To Seattle Despite Pleas For Delay

SEATTLE (AP) — Royal Dutch Shell is forging ahead with plans to park two Arctic oil drilling rigs in Seattle, risking possible fines from the city and ignoring port commissioners who have asked Shell to wait.

Shell’s plan to move the two rigs to Seattle in coming days sets up a showdown between environmentalists and oil exploration advocates and touches off a wider debate about climate change and whether the nation should tap oil and gas reserves in the icy, remote Arctic Ocean off Alaska’s coast.

A Shell spokesman said Tuesday it has a valid lease to use about 50 acres of terminal space on Seattle’s waterfront and a tight timeline to prepare its fleet for exploratory oil drilling this summer in the Chukchi Sea northwest of Alaska, so it is sticking to plans to park its drilling fleet on Seattle’s waterfront.

“Should Shell bring the rigs to Terminal 5 before the appropriate permits are in place, Seattle’s Department of Planning and Development will evaluate the situation and could issue a notice of violation,” said Jason Kelly, a spokesman for Seattle Mayor Ed Murray said in an email Wednesday.

There are monetary penalties associated with operating without the necessary permits, he added.

Murray last week said the Port of Seattle, a public agency, needs a new permit before it can moor in Seattle. And Port of Seattle commissioners Tuesday night passed a resolution ask Shell’s host, Foss Maritime, to tell Shell to delay coming here. The resolution says they want the delay to allow for further legal review of the city’s interpretation of a new permit.

At the same time, port commissioners voted unanimously to appeal that city interpretation, which Foss Maritime has already done. The city has said the terminal can’t be used as a base for drill rigs because the port’s land-use permit is for cargo operations.

Shell cleared a major hurdle Monday when the federal Bureau of Ocean Energy Management approved its plan, though Shell still must get other permits.

About a dozen protesters in kayaks met one of two drill rigs Shell plans to use, the 514-foot-long Noble Discoverer, as it arrived Tuesday evening in Everett on its way south to Seattle. The second, the 400-foot-long Polar Pioneer, has been parked at an Olympic Peninsula port but is expected to arrive in Seattle later this week to larger protests.

“I now hope Shell will respect the wishes of the Port, the city and the community at large, and not bring an offshore drilling rig into Elliott Bay,” Seattle Mayor Ed Murray said Tuesday in a statement.

A Shell spokesman said the company understands the request for more time but its plans have not changed.

“Given the short windows in which we have to work in the Arctic, and our shared view that Shell’s lease and the supporting contract with Foss is valid, we have made the decision to utilize Terminal 5 under the terms originally agreed upon by the parties involved — including the Port of Seattle,” Shell spokesman Curtis Smith said in an email Tuesday. “Rig movement will commence in the days to come.”

Foss also was adamant. Company President Paul Stevens said the port commission knew what activities would be occurring at the terminal when it granted the lease.

“We’re going to proceed,” he said.

Activists who don’t want Shell to drill for oil in the Arctic turned out at the nearly five-hour commission meeting.

“Drilling for oil in the precious Arctic is not on the right side of history,” said Richard Hodgin, a drilling opponent from Seattle.

The meeting drew a range of voices, including several people who traveled from Alaska. Representatives of Alaska Native corporations argued that the environmentalists opposing the drilling don’t understand the economic needs of Alaska’s Natives.

John Hopson, mayor of Wainwright, Alaska, a community of Inupiat whalers, said he traveled two days to speak for his allotted two minutes.

“The Arctic isn’t just a place of polar bears,” he said. “It’s a home, my home.”

Labor groups representing workers at the Port of Seattle noted the 400-plus jobs that the Foss lease has already brought to the city, while opponents argued that there are no resources available to respond to a major spill in the Chukchi Sea.

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