12 Emojis For Book Nerds We Desperately Wish Were Real

This post is dedicated to the bookworms of the world, those of us who spend too much time daydreaming about Hogwarts, life beyond the looking glass, and, every once in a while, Christian Grey’s red room. It goes out to the nerds who, even while texting, can’t get their imaginations out of last night’s book. 

If only there were emojis to suit our needs, to weave literature’s greatest symbols into our everyday conversations. If dementors existed alongside winky ghosts, Moby-Dick’s white whale next to heart-eyes, Frankenstein’s monster right up there with smiley poop. 

Below are 12 book-tastic emojis that, as of now, only exist in our dreams. But as readers know all too well, sometimes fantasy is all you need. But, really, if any programmers are reading this and can actually make them happen, that would be sick, thanks. 

See our art history emojis we wish were real here. 

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Why You Must Treat Utilitarian, Emotional, And Fanatical Customers Differently

Some customers take a utilitarian approach to your offerings, some engage emotionally and some fanatically. The path to success is different for each. With utilitarians, use continuity programs. With the emotionally engaged, live your story. Treat fanatics as co-owners. And don’t cross the lines.

Utilitarian

Utilitarian customers focus on what your products or services do for them. Their interactions with you are transactional as they trade between similar choices based on their perceptions of relative value propositions. (Perceived value is a function of benefits and costs).

Strengthen your utilitarian business with transactional continuity programs.

The big airlines do a good job of this. Though most think of airline seats on a utilitarian basis, status on frequent flyer programs gives members enough extra benefits to alter their relative value proposition across airlines.

On the other hand Netflix almost destroyed itself when it split into separate companies to provide streaming and DVDs. It lost enough of its transactional customers to force a rethink its approach.

Emotional

Emotional customers choose brands based on how they make them feel. They take into account all aspects of a brand including its heritage and character in making purchase decisions and will pay a premium price for that feeling. Things like fashion brands and cars are examples of brands that may fit this criteria.

Strengthen your business with emotional customers by telling and living your brand story, delivering on all your promises.

Some car brands do this well. People drive brands like Lexus, Acura, Mercedes and the like as much for how they make them feel as for their performance.

On the other hand, VW provided a classic example of an organization failing to keep its promises when it cheated on its environmental delivery – a critical part of its heritage and story.

Fanatical

Fanatical customers have an enthusiastic devotion to their brands. They identify with brands like sports teams, colleges, countries, political parties, and celebrities through thick and thin. And they invest to help their brand and other members of the brand tribe.

The key to strengthening your ties with these customers is to treat them like co-owners.
The New York Yankee – Boston Red Sox rivalry is visceral. Not only do die-hard Red Sox fans schedule their lives around Red Sox games, they root for whatever team is playing against the Yankees.

Some Republicans are feeling abandoned by their party. Even though they still define themselves as Republicans, they are now vulnerable.

Customer Loyalty

This is closely related to customer loyalty, but not the same thing. Tony Gattari describes seven levels of customer loyalty:

  • Suspects who might be potential buyers.
  • Prospects who are potential buyers. They’ve moved beyond awareness to interest and potentially desire.
  • Customers who have bought your products or services once.
  • Clients who have bought more than once – repeat customers.
  • Members who “feel part of your tribe” and have a “sense of ownership with your offerings”.
  • Advocates who, when asked, recommend your company.
  • Evangelists who talk about your company whether they are asked or not.

Of course you’d like to move everyone up the loyalty ladder. In doing so, understand that different products or services engender different levels of commitment from different types of customers and require different approaches.

Stick with basic continuity programs to generate repeat business for products and services whose primary customers have utilitarian views. These, like airline frequent flyer programs, reward repeat purchase. Don’t waste your time or money trying to get these customers emotionally involved as “members” or more. It won’t work and they won’t like it. They don’t want a relationship. They want value.

Drive your brand story in multiple ways through multiple media to fuel emotions in customers looking for emotional benefits as they straddle the line between “clients” and “members”. They want to believe in you and your motivations.

Treat fanatics as co-owners of their brand. Let them into the tent to show you the way forward and evangelize you. They want you to believe in them.

This article originally appeared on Forbes.com

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Violence Erupts In Gabon Following Disputed Election Results

LIBREVILLE ― Gabon opposition leader Jean Ping said on Thursday two people were killed and many wounded when the presidential guard and police attacked his party’s headquarters overnight after an election narrowly won by President Ali Bongo.

Ping called for international assistance to protect the population of the oil-producing state and said Saturday’s election was stolen by Bongo, who was declared the winner on Wednesday.

The result gives the president a further seven years in power in the country of 1.8 million people. Bongo took power in 2009 on the death of his father, who had ruled for 42 years.

“Everybody knows that I won the election,” Ping told Reuters, adding that the electoral commission’s figures were based on false documents.

“The (Bongo) family are repeating the same scenario for almost half a century. The opposition can win the elections but they have never had access to power… We need assistance from the rest of the world to protect the population of Gabon from a clan of mercenaries, a rogue state,” he said.

Opposition supporters greeted the election result with anger. Demonstrators in the capital Libreville clashed with police and set part of the parliament building on fire. It burned for hours before being extinguished, witnesses said.

On Thursday there were fresh clashes in the impoverished Nkembo neighborhood near the center of the capital. Gunfire and explosions could be heard, witnesses said. A government spokesman was not immediately available for comment.

French Foreign Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault called for an immediate end to violence. France is Gabon’s former colonial power and retains strong economic and cultural links.

“Within the framework of a political process, there’s no room for violence,” Ayrault said in a statement. “I’m calling, therefore, all parties to exercise the utmost restraint to avoid additional victims.”

NO CLEAR PATH

France, the United States and the European Union urged calm and called on authorities to release the results of individual polling stations for greater transparency, while the United Nations also urged restraint.

Bongo won 49.80 percent of votes against 48.23 percent for Ping, on a turnout of 59.46 percent, according to results given region by region by Interior Minister Pacome Moubelet Boubeya.

“This victory by such a tight score obliges … each of us to respect the verdict of the ballot box and our institutions,” Bongo said in the text of a speech distributed to reporters.

Ping, a political insider who has served as foreign minister and African Union Commission chairman, was a close ally of the late president and fathered two children with his daughter.

His avenue for contesting the result appeared uncertain. Elections in Africa are frequently disputed but it is unusual for results to be overturned.

Ping said he was not calling on his supporters to protest because they were already under so much pressure from authorities. He said he feared arms would be planted in his party headquarters and he could be arrested as a result.

Voting was peaceful but the election followed a bitter campaign in which both sides traded accusations of fraud. Opposition suspicions were heightened when the release of results was delayed earlier in the week.

An EU observer mission criticized a “lack of transparency” among institutions running the election and said Bongo had benefited from preferential access to money and the media.

France’s Foreign Ministry also said the way in which the results were announced was a source of concern.

“We think it is necessary to publish the results of all the polling stations. The credibility of the election as well as Gabon’s international reputation are at stake,” it said.

(Additional reporting by Matthew Mpoke Bigg in Accra, Tim Cocks in Dakar and Joe Bavier in Abidjan; Writing by Matthew Mpoke Bigg; Editing by Toby Chopra)

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Thursday's Morning Email: Trump Takes A Hard Line On Immigration

TOP STORIES

DONALD TRUMP TAKES A HARD LINE ON IMMIGRATION “The Republican presidential nominee firmly shot down speculation on Wednesday that he may be open to legal status for undocumented immigrants, vowing that ‘no one will be immune or exempt from enforcement.’” And Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto insists he told the GOP nominee that he would not pay for a border wall. [Elise Foley, HuffPost]

90 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED IN CHICAGO IN AUGUST It was the deadliest month in two decades. [NYT]

STRAWBERRIES CAUSE HEPATITIS A OUTBREAK In six states. [CNN]

WHY RUSSIA OFTEN BENEFITS FROM WIKILEAKS “Whether by conviction, convenience or coincidence, WikiLeaks’ document releases, along with many of Mr. Assange’s statements, have often benefited Russia, at the expense of the West.” [NYT]

BRAZIL’S PRESIDENT IMPEACHED “Brazil’s Senate ousted President Dilma Rousseff on Wednesday, ending an impeachment process that polarized Latin America’s biggest country amid a massive corruption scandal and brutal economic crisis.” [Reuters]

THE DANGER OF ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT GONORRHEA What happens when it can’t be treated at all? [Erin Schumaker, HuffPost]

THE EGYPTIAN SPY WHO STOPPED ONE OF THE WORST TERROR PLOTS ON ISRAEL “Palestinian extremists once almost shot down an Israeli airliner carrying around 400 people. This spy, known as ‘the Angel,’ stopped them.” [Uri Bar-Joseph, HuffPost]

For more video news from The Huffington Post, check out this morning’s newsbrief

WHAT’S BREWING

BEYOND THE NATIVE AMERICAN MEDIA NARRATIVE A photo series takes a look at Native American culture, beyond the twin tales of poverty and nature. [WaPo]

YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO TO AN AMERICAN GIRL STORE TO BUY THE DOLLS ANYMORE Toys ‘R’ Us will now sell them. [WSJ | Paywall]

WHY PEOPLE ARE STEALING THE ‘REDNECK ROLEX’ Yeti coolers cost quite a bit of cash. [WSJ | Paywall]

‘WHAT WHITE FANS DON’T UNDERSTAND ABOUT BLACK ATHLETES’ “Just earlier this year, Seattle Seahawks safety Kam Chancellor was looking to buy a gym and the employees called the police on him. This happened after he signed a contract extension worth $28 million last season.” [Rolling Stone]

A LOOK AT THE DEADLY MIX OF OPIODS AND ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICATION KILLING MIDDLE-AGED WHITE WOMEN “Between 1999 and 2014, the number of middle-aged white women dying annually from opiate overdoses shot up 400 percent, according to a Washington Post analysis of data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Anti-anxiety drugs known as benzodiazepines contributed to a growing share of the 54,000 deaths over that period, reaching a third in the last several years.” [WaPo]

THE CELEBRITY Z LIST Which raises the question ― is it better to not be on a celebrity list at all if you’re this far down? [NYT]

WHAT’S WORKING

THE WEST’S WATER SUPPLY ISN’T TOTALLY GONE “Still, there’s also plenty of reason for optimism, even if those stories don’t tend to grab as many headlines when compared to the doom and gloom. Earlier this month, news reports noted that, thanks to conservation efforts in many communities along the Colorado River basin, an officially-designated water shortage in Lake Mead has officially been staved off for another year.” [HuffPost

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BEFORE YOU GO

~ This cartoon eloquently lays out what to do if you see Islamophobia in action.

~ People can’t stop raving about “La La Land.”

~ Florida buckles down for expected hurricane.

~ False alarm, people: “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child” is notbecoming a movie.

~ Because it’s never too early to get started, here are the hot toys for the holiday season.

~ The U.S. Ambassador-at-Large for Global Women’s Issues asks if the real Rio legacy is gender equality.

~ All the summer dishes you have to make before Labor Day.

~ What to do when you find $55 million of cocaine in a Coca-Cola factory.

 

 

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Attorneys for 'Affluenza' Teen Ethan Couch Ask To Have Him Released

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Lawyers for the Texas “affluenza” teenager who killed four people while driving drunk are seeking to have him released from a two-year jail term, arguing the judge who sentenced him had no authority to place him behind bars.

The attorneys for Ethan Couch claimed in a motion filed late on Tuesday that Tarrant County Judge Wayne Salvant should not have sentenced Couch because the case became a civil matter, and not a criminal one, when it was transferred to the judge from the juvenile system.

Due to a gag order imposed by the judge, the defense lawyers, prosecutors and the judge did not offer comment on the motion.

“All orders, judgments, conditions of probation and/or other decrees entered or imposed by this court are void and must be immediately rescinded,” the motion released on Wednesday states.

Couch was 16 and had a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit of an adult when he struck and killed four people in June 2013.

At his trial in juvenile court that year, a psychologist testifying on his behalf said Couch suffered from “affluenza,” an affliction coming from being spoiled by his parents which prevented him from telling right from wrong.

Couch was found guilty of intoxication manslaughter and sentenced to 10 years of probation in the juvenile system, a penalty that sparked outrage from critics who ridiculed the affluenza defense and said his family’s wealth had helped keep him out of jail.

Last winter, Couch and his mother, Tonya Couch, fled to a Mexican resort town after a video went viral on social media showing him attending a party where alcohol was being consumed, an apparent violation of his drink-and-drug-free probation.

The two were arrested and returned to Tarrant County, in Texas.

Couch’s probation supervision was transferred to the adult system in April when he turned 19. As a condition of the adult probation, Salvant ordered him to serve 720 days in jail, 180 days for each of the four crash fatalities.

Tonya Couch was indicted by a grand jury in May on charges of money laundering and hindering apprehension of her fugitive son. She was released on bond and placed under house confinement.

Her curfew was eased in June so she could get a job. She has been working at a Fort Worth-area honky-tonk bar, according to attorney Stephanie Patten.

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Don't Close The Clinton Foundation

As the drumbeats grow louder demanding that the Clinton Foundation bow to political pressure and close its doors, I’m reminded of my own skepticism more than a decade ago about what Bill Clinton could accomplish through the creation of unconventional partnerships with unlikely contributors.

I was in India at the time, working for the Gere Foundation India Trust on an HIV/AIDS prevention and anti-stigma campaign. The Clinton Foundation, then just a few years old, announced it was partnering with the Indian National AIDS Control Organization to help train 150,000 doctors and healthcare professionals to support modernized HIV/AIDS treatment. I, along with many of my colleagues who were implementing HIV/AIDS programs, did not believe that the Clinton Foundation could achieve such a lofty objective. When the initiative was launched, people living with HIV were so stigmatized that their civil rights were violated. The idea that Bill Clinton could persuade the Indian government to mobilize 150,000 healthcare professionals in this climate seemed highly unlikely.

But I was wrong: the foundation and the Indian National AIDS Control Organization reached and then surpassed their goal — and then the foundation went on to establish a successful pediatric HIV/AIDS initiative.

Earlier this month, the Clinton Foundation announced changes to its structure and fundraising to address potential conflicts of interest in the event that Hillary Clinton is elected president. There’s no question that these changes are necessary. But the current media narrative on the Clinton Foundation demonstrates that critics don’t understand how the foundation works. Money raised by the foundation — from governments, individuals, and companies — is used to fund programs that create long-term change for the most disenfranchised children, women, and men in the world. Through the foundation, including the Clinton Global Initiative, Bill Clinton alone himself has spent countless hours developing innovative initiatives programs and using his powers of persuasion to convince groups that do not ordinarily support the work of the NGO sector to give — and among those that do give, to give even more. I find it incomprehensible that critics of the foundation believe that the Clinton family has dedicated the last 15 years to tackling some of the world’s greatest societal challenges for political and personal gain.

I am not a disinterested observer. As the executive director of Amref Health Africa in the USA, I am responsible for increasing resources and raising awareness for the largest African-based health NGO, a 59-year-old organization that delivers services in more than 30 countries on the continent. Through CGI, the Clinton Foundation has provided Amref Health Africa with a platform to engage corporations and foundations that we would not normally be able to access. These partnerships have the ability to fund our work on maternal and childhood healthcare, battling infectious diseases, providing life-saving surgery, improving water and sanitation, and training healthcare workers.

In our first collaboration in 2013, we joined a coalition to bring an end to harmful practices — child marriage and female genital cutting — affecting girls and young women– child marriage and female genital cutting — in Kenya, Gambia, and Tanzania. Our partners are United Postcode Lotteries of the Netherlands and international healthcare NGO Tostan,an international healthcare NGO. Since launching our CGI commitment, nearly 12,500 girls in Kenya and Tanzania have engaged in humane alternative rites of passage in lieu of circumcision. This is precisely the kind of commitment that the CGI model was designed to bring about — NGOs, business, governments, and other actors coming together for a specific impactful initiative. Last year, Bill and Chelsea Clinton visited Kenya and toured many of the sites where Clinton Foundation programs are changing lives. At one stop, Bill Clinton talked about a bold vision for future of the country: “So here you are in Nairobi, near where humanity began, at the center of the battle that will define the whole future of the planet. Will the future look like you?”

This fall, Amref Health Africa will be participating in the final CGI meeting, making a five-year commitment in partnership with Safaricom, M-PESA Foundation, and the Kenyan Ministry of Health to train 10,000 community health workers using mobile technology. While we fulfill our commitment, what projects will fall by the wayside or never get off the ground if the foundation is shut down?

For those of us who work in the U.S. nonprofit sector, and global development and philanthropy, the Clinton Foundation has been a willing and innovative partner for 15 years. Like any large-scale non-governmental organization, the Clinton Foundation has seen both success and disappointment in its efforts. But overall, its presence and energy — and Bill Clinton’s commitment to leverage his political and social capital — have made significant contributions to the work of my peers and me.

The growing politicization of philanthropy represents a real danger to the nonprofit sector, not just in the United States, but around the world. If the Clinton Foundation can be forced to shut its doors, what are the chances that future presidents and public figures will put their reputations on the line to be forces of for good in the world? How much social and financial capital will remain on the sidelines out of fear of motives being questioned? By shutting down CGI, who will convene NGOs, governments, and corporations at the highest levels to form innovative partnerships?

More broadly, can we in the not-for-profit sector allow ignorance about our work to triumph?

This piece first appeared in the Boston Globe.

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Xperia XZ first impressions with Xperia X Compact details

XZThis week Sony has revealed both the Xperia XZ and the Xperia X Compact, two peas in a next-level-photography pod. These devices look very similar to one another – and to previous Xperia smartphones – but they’re cut from a slightly different cloth. We’ve been given the opportunity to get our hands on an early prototype of the Xperia XZ, … Continue reading