Bill Murray Is A Classical Musician Now

The line “Bill Murray stepped back from the microphone and closed his eyes in bliss” has probably been written or contemplated before. 

The line “Yes, he was singing Gershwin with classical accompanists” has not.

Until this week, that is, when The New York Times announced to the world that the “SNL” alum’s latest work, “New Worlds,” is actually a classical music project ― or “a program of songs and literary readings paired with chamber music,” to be more exact.

For the project, which has been in the works since 2013, Murray sings songs like Stephen Foster’s “Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair” and tunes from “West Side Story.” He also reads Walt Whitman and Ernest Hemingway while cellist Jan Vogler’s trio plays Schubert, Bach and Piazzolla. Sounds like a gas!

“New Worlds” will premiere at Festival Napa Valley in California on July 20, after which Murray will take the project on tour. (He’s coming to Carnegie Hall on Oct. 16, and they’ll be a recording release in August.)

So, is Murray a good classical musician? Well, the short profile describes his voice as “a brassy growl.” The actor, in typical fashion, outlines his performance style modestly, and abstractly.

“When they start playing,” he said, “the demand is so great that if you are attending to who you are right now, it brings out something that you couldn’t have visualized or planned for. You hear all those other voices saying, ‘That didn’t sound like Tony Bennett,’ or, ‘That B flat’s not going to break a light bulb.’ But they’re receding. They’re gone.”

We can’t wait for Jonathan Schwartz’s take on the whole thing. It’ll be epic.

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A De Facto Death Sentence For An Iowa Father

Allison Rice’s dad was a 64-year-old, church-going Iowan father of four who owned a leasing business, got into financial trouble and broke the law trying to get out of it. He was a danger to no one, ever. Clarence Allen Rice died of cancer, in prison instead of at home with his family, because the system didn’t work. It still doesn’t. That needs to change. Here’s his story, told to Brave New Films by his daughter, and the story of a system that empowers bureaucrats to play God. It’s a system that we should be able to change. After all, if there is one thing both parties can probably agree on, it is that unelected bureaucrats should not be making decisions about life and death.

More than 30 years ago, Congress tried to create a way for prisoners like Rice – terminally ill people and those facing extraordinary family circumstances – to petition for compassionate release. That didn’t mean that if the prisoner’s story checked certain boxes they would automatically get their sentence shortened and go home. It only created a system that would allow a small subset of people the chance to try.

But the system is fatally flawed. The way it is supposed to work is that the prisoner petitions the Bureau of Prisons. The Bureau then figures out whether the prisoner meets the criteria for application for compassionate release. If the criteria are met, the petition is supposed to be passed along to the sentencing judge for a final decision.

This makes sense. The sentencing judge knows the facts of the case and is in a good position to determine whether, for example, public safety would be at risk if this prisoner were released. The judge can also be presumed the best person to decide ― to the extent that one human can reasonably make this determination ― whether another human being “deserves” to get out of a prison.

In Rice’s case ― as in all compassionate release cases ― the prison officials decided that they, not the judge, were best suited to make this determination. Some bureaucrat in the BOP or the U.S. Department of Justice felt that Rice had not served enough time behind bars, and refused to pass his petition along to the judge ― regardless of the fact that his case met their own criteria that should have forced them to do so.

The Federal Sentencing Commission has made it clear that this is not how it’s supposed to work and issued guidelines that say so. Nonetheless, we believe it is still happening and people who are already devastated by disease, by old age, are being further tortured by being left to die alone, without friends and family, behind bars.

Congress should act. There are so many ways lately that we are being forced to question what kind of country we truly want to be. Here is one, small way, we can answer.

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Alleged Fake Architect Newman Indicted In 'Operation Vandelay Industries'

New York Attorney General and apparent “Seinfeld” fan Eric Schneiderman announced the indictment of an alleged fraudulent architect named Newman on Thursday, following an investigation titled “Operation Vandelay Industries.”

Paul J. Newman, President of Cohesion Studios, Inc., is accused pretending to be a registered architect, collecting nearly $200,000 for rendering fraudulent services since 2010, Schneiderman’s office said in a statement.

Schneiderman tweeted news of the indictment, complete with related “Seinfeld” GIF. 

The aptly-named investigation found that Newman’s firm was contracted to provide architectural renderings and services for townhouses, a multi-story senior living community, and multifamily apartment complex, among several others.

“By allegedly falsifying building plans, code compliance inspections, and field reports, the defendant jeopardized the safety of those who resided in and frequented the buildings he was contracted to work on,” Schneiderman said in the statement. “Deceptive actions like these erode public trust — and my office will not tolerate them.”

While Newman from “Seinfeld” wasn’t exactly an angel, it was actually George Costanza who repeatedly lied about being an architect.

It was also George who dreamed up Vandelay Industries as a way buy time with the unemployment office.

If convicted of the highest charges, real-life Newman “faces up to 5 to 15 years in prison,” according to the statement from Schneiderman’s office.

All told, Newman faces 58 counts of larceny, forgery, fraud, and unlicensed practice of architecture.

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Trump Pick For Army Secretary Says He Opposes Transgender Equality Because He Must 'Crush Evil'

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Tennessee state Sen. Mark Green (R), President Donald Trump’s choice to be the next Army secretary, believes that part of his mission as a public official is to “crush evil” ― and that opposing transgender equality policies is key to that effort.

As head of the Army, Green would oversee a force that’s fully integrated, since the Pentagon ended its ban on transgender people serving openly in June. If confirmed, he would set a significantly different tone than the previous Army secretary, Eric Fanning, who was the first openly gay person to serve in the position.

In June, Green said he opposed allowing people to use the restroom that corresponds with their gender identity, rather than the sex assigned at birth. He told an online radio show he believed the matter should be left up to the states rather than the federal government, and then cited the safety of women as a key reason he personally opposes transgender equality in public accommodations. 

“There are 300,000 rapes in the United States every year,” Green said. “Three hundred thousand women who are sexually assaulted by predators. We know this. It’s documented. It’s factual. To think that some young guy isn’t going to take advantage of the system where we’re going to allow guys to go into the bathroom ― the women’s bathroom ― to think that it’s not going to happen is just ridiculous.”

The need to protect women from sexual predators is a common conservative argument against inclusive bathroom policies. But it’s also a red herring. It’s already illegal for men to sexually assault women, whether it takes place in a bathroom or some other place. Nothing would change in that regard. And leading organizations dedicated to fighting sexual assault say they support transgender equal access.

States and localities that have implemented transgender-inclusive restroom policies have also said they have not seen an increase in rape and assault because of these laws.

But for Green, there’s also a biblical reason to oppose these policies: He needs to “crush evil”:

And as far as the religious argument goes, and this applies to the issue of Syrian refugees as well. There’s a big fuss about whether or not that we should sue the federal government over having to take refugees from Syria into the State of Tennessee, I believe we should sue the federal government in that case because Romans 13 is pretty doggone clear, this is the passage where it tells people to submit to the authorities – meaning, basically if you’re in the government, you should do what the government tells you to do. You know, don’t speed, all that kind of stuff. Obey the laws is basically what the passage says. But what it goes on to say is that because the government exists for two purposes. 

The government exists to honor those people who live honorably, who do good things – to reward people who behave well and to crush evil. So that means as a state senator, my responsibility very clearly in Romans 13 is to create an environment where people who do right are rewarded and the people who do wrong are crushed. Evil is crushed.

So I’m going to protect women in their bathrooms, and I’m going to protect our state against potential infiltration from the Syrian ISIS people in the refugee program. And whoever wants to stand up and take me on that, I’m ready to fight.

“The Trump Administration must have been desperate to fill this post because Mark Green’s anti-LGBTQ remarks should disqualify anyone seeking to be in charge of the United States Army, which includes many out and proud soldiers,” said Sarah Kate Ellis, President and CEO of GLAAD, an LGBTQ advocacy group. “Our nation is strongest when we are together ― and calling transgender people ‘evil’ does just the opposite.” 

Green did not return a request for additional comment on his remarks and views on transgender people.

In September, Green told a tea party gathering that he believes being transgender is a disease. (The medical community disagrees.)

Green is also the sponsor of SB 127, a bill that would bar government entities from taking “discriminatory action against a business entity on the basis of the internal policies of the business entity” in Tennessee. 

The state’s nondiscrimination protections do not currently cover discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity, although some municipalities do have stronger rules protecting LGBTQ government employees.

Green’s bill, however, would bar local governments and public universities from considering companies’ internal policies (such as whether they discriminate based on gender identity or sexual orientation) when doing business or giving out contracts ― because the legislation considers that to be discriminatory.

The bill passed the Tennessee state Senate, but this week, the House deferred the measure until next year. 

Green is a West Point graduate and physician. He was an Army medic for the special operations team that captured Saddam Hussein in 2003. He later wrote a book about his experience interviewing the former Iraqi dictator. 

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'This Is Autism' Photo Series Celebrates Simple But Major Milestones

For the roughly one in 68 kids in the U.S. with autism spectrum disorder, completing seemingly simple tasks can be huge milestones.

In honor of Autism Awareness Month, Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta’s Marcus Autism Center created “This Is Autism,” a beautiful photo series highlighting a group of children who frequently visit the center.

“The photos capture each child’s greatest achievement after undergoing therapy,” a representative for CHOA told The Huffington Post.

“For kids with autism, every milestone matters and should be celebrated,” she added. “So we set out to capture those special moments ― the little things that they’re now able to do as a family after visiting Marcus Autism Center.”

Keep scrolling to see photos and read about the accomplishments of five children with autism.

Quinn, 3

“Before going to therapy, I had a difficult time dropping Quinn off at daycare. Most days, I would be late for work and stay with her because she was so upset. Now, she initiates the hug and kiss when I drop her off.” ― Quintin Harris, Dad

Gavi, 9

“Gavi has come a long way. We couldn’t function at home prior to treatment. He didn’t acknowledge his younger brother, and they never played together. Now, they are best buddies and have a really sweet relationship.” ― Lauren Surden, Mom

Isaac, 7

“At this time last year, 7-year-old Isaac wouldn’t ask for things. Instead, he would take my hand and lead me to what he wanted. I never knew what he was thinking or feeling because he couldn’t express himself. Today, it’s like he’s never met a stranger. He interacts with everyone he meets and loves to order food from his favorite restaurants.” ― Keely Wright, Mom

Ainsley, 7

“Last year, trips to the grocery store were hard for us. The lights, crowds and noises would be too overwhelming for Ansley. Since completion of the Feeding Disorders Program, she now loves shopping trips ― particularly the macaroni aisle!” ― Mary Mullikin, Mom

Ethan, 4

“Ethan struggled with communication and understanding his family. After just seven months of therapy, he can now understand me. He is starting to ask for things he wants, and his vocabulary and expressiveness grows day by day.” ― Haley Lindau, Mom

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Jeff Sessions' Marijuana Policy Is Straight Out Of 'Reefer Madness'

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Times have changed, but apparently nobody has informed Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

Medical marijuana is now legal in 29 states. Eight states and the District of Columbia allow recreational use, and 61 of Americans support legalization.

Yet, as the video above shows, Sessions’ views haven’t evolved. He’s still taking his pot policy straight from “Reefer Madness,” the classically awful 1936 “educational” film about marijuana addiction.

That film shows people who succumb to the dreaded wacky tobacky become criminally insane, promiscuous and ― worst of all ― fans of that devil music known as “ragtime.”

Sessions is a real buzzkill, if you catch our drift (and our subtle weed pun).

Although there are no recorded instances of anyone dying from a fatal dose of marijuana alone, some people like Sessions prefer propaganda to facts.

If that’s what turns you on, take a big hit of the film that pretty much created the concept of “alternative facts.”

Happy 420 (even you, Jeff Sessions).

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Fox News Host Basically Tells His Colleague She's Giving Viewers An Erection

At Fox News, timing is everything.

On Wednesday, Greg Gutfeld told co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle that she was arousing viewers. Yep, on the air.

And he made the remarks just hours after the network had severed ties with presenter Bill O’Reilly amid accusations of sexual harassment that triggered an exodus of advertisers.

As Media Matters pointed out, the Fox News panel was discussing the enforcement of immigration laws on “The Five” when co-host Bob Beckel spun into a tangent about his comments not being taken for facts.

To which Guilfoyle said, “Waah, waah, crybaby. Call your camp counselor.”

“Call your dressmaker,” Beckel replied.

“And give him a raise,” Guilfoyle shot back, gesturing toward her outfit. “That’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m saying.”

Gutfeld replied to Guilfoyle: “You are giving America a raise.”

“Oh my god,” Guilfoyle replied.

The Huffington Post has reached out to Fox News for comment on the remarks.

Fox News’ parent company, 21st Century Fox, confirmed Wednesday that it was parting ways with OReilly after reviewing multiple sexual harassment and behavioral complaints brought against him, and critics say the issue points to a wider cultural problem at the network.

Before O’Reilly’s ouster, Fox News co-founder Roger Ailes was removed as CEO last summer amid several sexual harassment claims, including one by veteran commentator Gretchen Carlson, who gave an interview to The Daily Beast Thursday on the issue at the network.

“Obviously, I can’t talk about the details of the case, but my goodness, I don’t need to,” said Carlson, who was reportedly “beaming” at the news on O’Reilly. “The benefit for me is that I can be an advocate for this issue. We’ve got a lot of work to do. I never expected to be the face of this issue. Who would?”

She’s working on a book titled, Be Fierce: Stop Harassment and Take Your Power Back, due for release in September, according to The Daily Beast.

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