Samantha Bee Calls Out Jeff Sessions' 'Folksy Bulls**t'

Samantha Bee isn’t buying Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ “folksy bullshit.”

On Wednesday’s broadcast of “Full Frontal,” Bee broke down Sessions’ testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee over his alleged contact with Russian officials during the 2016 presidential campaign.

“Compared to Comey Day, Sessions-palooza was a Southern fried snoozefest,” said Bee.

She then accused the AG of suffering from “selective amnesia.”

“Aw, shucks, look at me, I’m too cute to be a dad-blamed perjurer,” she said, mimicking his voice.

Bee noted that Sessions even “got an assist” from Arkansas Republican Tom Cotton, who asked if he liked to watch spy movies.

“No wonder the collusion kids didn’t tell you they were dealing with Russia. You’re too slow to keep up,” Bee said. 

Check out the full segment above.

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Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull Mocks Donald Trump In Leaked Video

Leaked video from an event in Australia shows the prime minister mocking President Donald Trump.

Nine News Australia obtained the footage of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull at Wednesday night’s Midwinter Ball, an annual event attended by politicians, journalists and other power brokers. 

The event was supposed to be off the record, HuffPost Australia reported, to allow politicians to “let their hair down.” That’s just what Turnbull did, launching into a Trump impression as he described meeting his American counterpart last month. 

“It was beautiful,” Turnbull said, even delivering Trump-like hand gestures. “It was the most beautiful putting-me-at-ease ever.” 

Turnbull was just getting warmed up: 

“The Donald and I, we are winning and winning in the polls. We are winning so much. We are winning like we have never won before. We are winning in the polls.

We are! We are! Not the fake polls. Not the fake polls! They’re the ones we’re not winning in. We’re winning in the real polls. You know, the online polls. They are so easy to win. I have this Russian guy. ”

The two leaders have had something of a tense relationship ― and at least one heated phone call last February. According to the Washington Post, Trump spent that conversation bragging about his electoral college win and complaining about a refugee agreement between the U.S. and Australia. Trump then told Turnbull it was his “worst call by far.”

We had a very nice phone call,” Trump said when the two met three months later. “It got a little bit testy, but that is OK.” 

The in-person meeting was apparently much friendlier, with Trump saying “I love Australia. I always have.” 

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Gene Simmons Is Actually Trying To Trademark The 'Devil Horns' Gesture

Kiss cofounder Gene Simmons wants his trademark gesture to be literally trademarked.

Simmons has filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for the “devil horns” or “metal horns” gesture he commonly uses, as in the image above. 

The application filed Friday claims Simmons first used the gesture “in commerce” on Nov. 14, 1974, and wants to trademark its use in “entertainment, namely, live performances by a musical artist; personal appearances by a musical artist.” 

It also states that “the mark consists of a hand gesture with the index and small fingers extended upward and the thumb extended perpendicular.”

The gesture was also widely associated with the late metal legend Ronnie James Dio, although he favored it with the thumbs tucked in: 

However, Dio himself declined to take credit for it. 

That’s like saying I invented the wheel,” he told Metal Rules in 2001. “I’m sure someone did that at some other point. I think you’d have to say that I made it fashionable.”

Dio ― who said he got the gesture from his Italian grandmother ― also took issue with Simmons. 

Gene Simmons will tell you that he invented it,” he once said. “But then again, Gene invented breathing and shoes and everything else.” 

Other musicians have at times openly mocked Simmons’ claim to have invented the gesture. 

Well, he would, wouldn’t he? He is so eeevilll,” Lemmy, the late Motorhead lead singer and bassist, told LA CityBEAT in 2004, according to Blabbermouth. “Come on, gimme a fucking break.”

The same report also quotes members of Metallica as attributing the gesture to Dio.

There are others in music who have used the gesture ― or variations of it ― even earlier than in the claim that Simmons has made. 

There’s an image of Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler using the gesture that’s believed to date to 1971, it’s on the back cover of the 1969 Coven album “Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls” and even seen in a promotional image of the Beatles in 1966 for “Yellow Submarine” as well as in the poster for the animated film

Butler and Coven tucked the thumbs in, while John Lennon on the Beatles’ image appears to have his pointing out. 

With the thumb out ― as in Simmons’ trademark application ― the gesture also means “I Love You” in American Sign Language, as it combines the letters “I,” “L,” and “Y.” 

And in Austin, a very similar gesture has been used for more than half a century by fans of the University of Texas Longhorns, where it means “hook ’em Horns.” 

In fact, use of the gesture may go back centuries, with the Los Angeles Times reporting that it has even been seen in medieval manuscripts.

And the gesture and its variations have different meanings in different cultures. In Spain, Greece, and Italy, for example, it is suggestive and implies a person’s partner is cheating.

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The Battle For The Dakota Access Pipeline Isn't Over Yet

A federal judge on Wednesday said an environmental review of the controversial Dakota Access Pipeline was inadequate, handing a last-minute victory to Native American tribes and environmentalists who have long opposed the project.

In a 91-page decision, U.S. District Court Judge James Boasberg said the Army Corps of Engineers, which gave its final approval to the oil project in February, “did not adequately consider the impacts of an oil spill on fishing rights, hunting rights, or environmental justice, or the degree to which the pipeline’s effect are likely to be highly controversial.”

Boasberg ordered the agency to conduct new reviews of those sections of its environmental analysis, but did not halt the use of the pipeline, which began flowing oil on June 1.

The Standing Rock Sioux tribe, which filed the lawsuit, called Wednesday’s decision a “significant victory.”

“The previous administration painstakingly considered the impacts of this pipeline, and President Trump hastily dismissed these careful environmental considerations in favor of political and personal interests,” tribe chairman Dave Archambault said in a statement. “We applaud the courts for protecting our laws and regulations from undue political influence, and will ask the Court to shut down pipeline operations immediately.”

The $3.8 billion, 1,170-mile pipeline has been at the center of an environmental battle for more than a year after thousands of activist, many with Standing Rock, descended on a small region of North Dakota to protest. The monthslong standoff drew international media attention and led the Army Corps of Engineers to pull the plug on the project

However, just weeks into his presidency, Donald Trump signed an executive order reopening both the Dakota Access and Keystone XL pipelines. Now in operation, at its peak, the Dakota Access pipeline could ship up to 570,000 barrels of oil a day.

The courts have previously rejected legal arguments to shut down the pipeline. Boasberg in February allowed the project to go ahead after siding with its owner, Energy Transfer Partners, over a lawsuit that alleged the pipeline threatened cultural and historic sites.

The judge said he would consider whether the pipeline should shut down while a new environmental review is being conducted at a later time, The Guardian reports.

“This decision marks an important turning point. Until now, the rights of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe have been disregarded by the builders of the Dakota Access Pipeline and the Trump administration ― prompting a well-deserved global outcry,” Jan Hasselman, an attorney for the group Earthjustice, which represented the Standing Rock Sioux, said in a statement. “The federal courts have stepped in where our political systems have failed to protect the rights of Native communities.”

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Rapper Rewrites Ed Sheeran's 'Shape Of You' As An Awesome Pride Anthem

Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” just received a powerful queer twist.

Rapper-songwriter Chika, whose real name is Jane Oranika, rewrote the words to the British pop star’s smash hit song for Pride Month.

The 20-year-old from Montgomery, Alabama, shared a 59-second clip of her reworked track to Twitter on Tuesday, and it’s now going viral:

“I will not be ashamed, this is just who I am, and who I was meant to be,” raps Chika over the chorus section of the song.

She ends the chorus by encouraging people to “sing it out, sing it loud” and declaring that she’s “proud.”

Chika later posted a full version of her cover to Soundcloud:

Chika said she wanted the song to help make people “happy to be themselves.”

Not only can we love other people holistically, we can love ourselves that way, too,” she told A Plus. “I especially wanted to reiterate that for Pride Month.”

Fellow Twitter users appear to have enjoyed her new version:

It’s not clear if Sheeran himself has heard the remix. HuffPost has reached out for comment. In the meantime, check out how Chika’s version compares to his original here:

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Rebel Wilson Wins Defamation Suit Against Magazine Publisher Bauer Media

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MELBOURNE, June 15 (Reuters) – Australian comedian Rebel Wilson has won a defamation suit against a global magazine publisher after the Victorian Supreme Court found a series of articles alleging she was a serial liar had damaged her career, local media reported on Thursday.

The Sydney-born actress, who appeared in Hollywood’s Pitch Perfect films, said articles published by Bauer Media claiming she had lied about her age, real name and some childhood experiences cost her significant acting roles and income.

After four weeks of hearing testimony from Wilson herself, local journalists and several Hollywood celebrities, the jury of six at Victoria’s Supreme Court found unanimously in her favor.

“I was hoping that the jury would do the right thing and send a message to these tabloids. And they’ve done that,” Wilson said at a press conference following the court decision broadcast by Sky News.

“I really love my job as an actress and an entertainer and now I look forward to rebuilding my career as the record has been set straight.”

Wilson found a breakout role in the 2011 comedy hit “Bridesmaids.” But after the articles were published in Woman’s Day and other Bauer-owned magazines in 2015, Wilson said she was told by the makers of Kung Fu Panda that she had become “too divisive” for a family film, according to her testimony, the Guardian reported.

She also said she was subsequently fired from the DreamWorks animated film Trolls and she was not offered any other roles, according to the Guardian report.

A spokeswoman for Bauer Media said the publisher would “consider its options” following Thursday’s verdict.

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Trevor Noah's Plea For Unity: 'Don't Forget, At Your Core You're Americans'

Following Wednesday’s shooting in Alexandria, Virginia, in which six people were injured, including two members of Congress, “Daily Show” host Trevor Noah called for Americans to unite.

Noah appeared on “The Late Show” Wednesday evening and praised how politicians had set aside partisan politics to deal with the attack.

“It was great to see people from both sides seeing this and uniting under the banner of human, and American, before anything else,” Noah told host Stephen Colbert. “That’s one of the things that we’re seeing less and less of in society today it feels like.”

The South African comic also pointed out that Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) was actually friendly with Attorney General Jeff Sessions when he served in the Senate.

“I think that’s something that’s lacking in American politics, is politicians showing from both sides of the aisle that they are friends,” Noah said. “It’s almost become like wrestling where the fans don’t realize that those people get along.” 

Noah even praised House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) for their show of unity, but urged them to do more.

“I feel like they could do a better job of saying that to Americans, is going like, ‘Hey, we fight, you can fight, but don’t forget: At your core, you are Americans,’” Noah said. 

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CNBC: Apple wants the iPhone to manage your medical history

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