Hasta La Gadget!

Dearest Martha,

I write to you from the cold wastes of Earth on the first day of the New Year, 2023, the third year of war, and so close to your own child’s decanting date that it pains me to think on thee. The machines have been unkind to this planet and I hope you are well situated on Mars where it is safe. The men in the platoon — Dutch, Brooklyn, Dandy and French — all send a cheerful “Hello.” I think they are jealous that you are human.

I must tell you something, dearest Martha, as I feel I’ve been remiss in maintaining our marriage smart contract. I met here a machine, an Autoblow A.I., with which I had the briefest of dalliances. The robot, made by humans in the last century, approached me in a time of great pain. Zimmerman had just been destroyed by an ion cannon and I saw his flesh burn and his lungs become a meaty particulate. I could still taste him when the Autoblow offered me a night of solace and, Martha, I’m sorry to say I took it.

It was more human than human, Martha, but my shame will never end. The product, which cost $129 in original Earth dollars, came with two sleeves that simulated different parts of human anatomy. The robot had a unique system that grasped and pulled at my turgidity in ways that simulated real human contact. My body wracked with fear, pain and guilt, I let it stroke me to issue with its A.I.-powered smarts. Then, face burning, I escaped back to the barracks and slept fitfully, exhausted and morally broken.

And so I pray, Martha, that you will forgive me. I know that the robots killed your parents and that your hatred for them knows no bounds. But Martha, dear, understand that in that moment, on the streets of Old Singapore where the lights flicker with each cannon blast and the radiation rises like steam from the old sewers, I did not think of anything but my own loss and the deep sadness I feel for having left you and our embryo. This war will be over soon and we will soon return to each other’s arms. I will forget this scandalous experience and I hope you will be able to, as well. Until then, Martha, look to this far blue star and think of me as I was before this disgusting behavior. I dream of the happiness we will share. The Autoblow meant nothing to me and you mean everything.

Your husband,
Miso Kale Post Malone

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With a 5,200 mAh battery working alongside the PlaXTend Battery energy-saving optimization technology, you can enjoy music for up to 12 hours straight. Expect the Treblab HD77 speaker to arrive with a microUSB charging cable, a 3.5mm AUX cable, a carabiner and a carrying strap.

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When it comes to portable speakers, there are many different models to choose from. After all, there are different speakers for different kinds of situations, but most outdoor speakers tend to take on a tougher persona than usual for an obvious reason: there is a higher chance of being exposed to the elements, hence a certain degree of water resistance and shock resistance. Treblab has come up with the Treblab HD77 portable speaker that is specially meant to be carried around with you when you indulge in outdoor sports activities, in line with the company’s sports oriented vision.

The Treblab HD77 is definitely stylish to begin with, where it is made out of high quality materials that are also durable. Sporting rubber ends, these will help absorb any kind of potential damage if it is dropped by accident, not to mention guard the inside components against accidental knocks. Never mind a fall, the speaker is well cushioned due to the unique design. In addition, the Treblab HD77 sports a stellar water resistance rate (IPX6) that will further protect the speaker from splashes, meaning you do not have to rush around like a headless chicken should it begin to rain, and neither do you have to be worried about bringing this to the waterfall for a picnic or by the beach when you hang out.

The Treblab HD77 offers powerful 25W stereo sound quality, delivering 360° clear sound regardless of the volume. DualBass technology will even allow it to handle the deepest grooves thrown at it. If you so desire, you can combine a couple of Treblab HD77 speakers into a single True Wireless Stereo system, letting you create a truly enchanting atmosphere. The Treblab HD77 will play nice with iOS, Android, and Windows operating systems, where the user-friendly interface will lets you pair the speaker with a smartphone or laptop quickly without any issues. Using Bluetooth connectivity, it offers a wide signal range of up to 33 feet, while the built-in mic is convenient for accepting calls.

With a 5,200 mAh battery working alongside the PlaXTend Battery energy-saving optimization technology, you can enjoy music for up to 12 hours straight. Expect the Treblab HD77 speaker to arrive with a microUSB charging cable, a 3.5mm AUX cable, a carabiner and a carrying strap.

Press Release
[ Treblab HD77 outdoor speaker copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]