People Are Losing Their Minds Over A Photo Of Bagels Sliced Like Bread

The photo is apparently how people in St. Louis eat their bagels.

Congress Can’t Stop The Pentagon From Spending $1 Billion On Trump’s Wall

But Democrats can take away some of the Defense Department’s power over its money — and they’re threatening to do it.

Florida Man Raped Neighbor, Offered To Do Yardwork As An Apology

Timothy Walding will spend 50 years behind bars for the attack.

Federal Judge Tosses Medicaid Work Requirements

Kentucky and Arkansas, where 18,000 people have already lost their health care, were the subject of the lawsuit.

Exclusive: NRA Official Sought Sandy Hook Hoaxer To Question Parkland Shooting

NRA official Mark Richardson emailed a day after the Parkland shooting to say the shooter “was not alone.”

Two Elephants Die Days Apart At Indianapolis Zoo After Contracting Virus

Kalina, 8, and Nyah, 6, died after showing signs of the elephant herpesvirus, for which there is no cure.

Andrew Napolitano: ‘Of Course’ Mueller Found ‘Some Evidence Of A Conspiracy’

The Fox News judicial analyst had some bleak news for President Trump.

Boeing explains its 737 Max software update

Boeing has detailed its promised software update for 737 Max jets, and it largely matches up with the rumored safety improvements that could reduce the likelihood of a crash. The anti-stall Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System (MCAS) will…

We Recast Detective Pikachu With Patrick Stewart, Ken Jeong, And More Because Why The Hell Not

Look, Ryan Reynolds is fine. But when we heard last week that Danny DeVito had been considered for the role of one Sir Detective Pikachu in the Pokémon movie, and that the producers of that film are hiding a test reel of DeVito voicing the electric mouse somewhere, the io9 video team was crushed.

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The 10 Best Deals of March 27, 2019

We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.

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