Alex Jones Says He’s Considering Eating Neighbors If COVID-19 Lockdown Continues

‘I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em,” the InfoWars conspiracy theorist said of his neighbors.

Get Kinky During the Month of May With a $55 Ella Paradis Vibrator Bundle

Cinco Fiesta Vibrator Bundle | $55 | Ella Paradis

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Shell: OK, We May Actually Be Fucked This Time

The coronavirus has sent oil demand plummeting, and it may never return to where it once was. In a stunning admission, Shell CFO Jessica Uhl told investors she sees “major demand destruction that we don’t even know will come back.”

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Walmart Is Betting You'll Ditch Amazon Prime for Its Expensive 2-Hour Delivery

In its latest attempt to keep up with Amazon’s indomitable hold on the e-commerce space, Walmart has announced it’s introducing two-hour delivery for nearly 2,000 stores in the coming weeks.

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New Pokemon TCG Sword & Shield Rebel Clash set unboxing today [DEVELOPING]

A new Pokemon TCG expansion set was released today to stores and online with the name Pokemon TCG Sword & Shield: Rebel Clash! We got a bunch of packs here, an Elite Trainer box, and some starter decks. We’re in the process of opening all the packs, we’ve already cracked into the Elite Trainer box back before release, and we’re … Continue reading

The Automatic connected car dongle is shutting down in May

Connected car dongle-maker Automatic Labs is shutting down, blaming COVID-19 for the decision to axe its service and render its hardware obsolete. The SiriusXM-owned company will shut down all operations on May 28, 2020, it has confirmed, though some customers may be eligible for a refund. Automatic was among the first companies to make more use of the OBD-II or … Continue reading

Geoff Keighley’s four-month Summer Game Fest is here to cure your quarantine blues

Geoff Keighley is a person who’s been in the news a lot lately, mostly because he announced in February that he wouldn’t be attending E3 this year. Keighley is a common sight at E3, as he hosted and produced the show’s E3 Coliseum for a number of years prior to this announcement. Of course, E3 2020 wound up getting cancelled … Continue reading

FCC won't warn robocallers before fining them

Now that the FCC is no longer required to warn robocallers, it’s taking advantage of that expanded power. The regulator has issued an order ending warnings before it slaps spam callers with penalties. The new measure also extends the statute of limit…

Dota 2's biggest esports tournament will likely be pushed back until 2021

Valve has announced that the 2020 edition of its massive The International Dota 2 tournament will likely be delayed until 2021. The tournament was set to take place this August in Stockholm, with last year’s Shanghai tournament boasting the richest p…

Colbert Has A Hunch Trump Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About

Brace yourselves. Stephen Colbert has some shocking news.