The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Studies on Hysteria (NSFW)

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Studies on Hysteria (NSFW)

A one-eyed man might be king in the land of the blind, but heaven help the guy wearing pants in this nudist colony.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: We Have Band

Leveraging the special effects wizardry that helped put Peter Gabriel on the map—namely face paint and stop motion animation—electronica trio We Have Band goes on a psychedelic romp in the latest single from their sophomore album Ternion.

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TWTIT: I met a robot at a ballet once.

Nothing like talking to a robot to make you question the nature of your own humanity. Damned philosophical robots. Why do they have to ruin everything?

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TWTIT: ETHAKROTOS TETRAGRAMATARION

Damned drunken space wizards. Why do they have to ruin everything?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Systematic

Mr. Whiskers had been hitting the ‘nip pretty heavily of late and it was beginning to take its toll on both body and mind. The worried glances flitting among the other bus passengers only served to confirm his suspicions—they knew about the plan. They must have known all along. But how?

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TWTIT: I Ducked You Once In Silence

Look, if you’re angling for tickets to Camelot, there are plenty of better ways than this. Besides, how do you expect your duck to buy those tickets? It’s a duck.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Horse on a Treadmill

Not bad, but lets see how far can it throw a cinder block.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Go Get A Job

Worst. Batman. Ever.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Are You Confused?

I know I am.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Fairlady Project

That time a swarm of sentient inter-dimensional goo blobs warped to Earth (wormhole, obviously) and were so impressed by the scenery that they Voltroned themselves into a CryNet Nanosuit.

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