The newest work from Ubermensch creator
Modern medicine has taken all the fun out of doing drugs in baseball. Stories like how Darryl Strawberry used to refuse to slide for fear of breaking the coke vials in his pocket have slowly been replaced with clinical, drab tales of creams and clears. But not to worry! The folks at No Mas TV have crafted this incredible, animated, look back at the greatest drug induced athletic performance of all time, Dock Ellis’ acid-laced no-hitter.
Between anal-probing Grey Men, human-hunting Predators, and the all-around unpleasantness of Xenomorphs, it’s not hard to see why extraterrestrials are so unpopular here on Earth. We can only hope that humanity’s first contact is with a more laid back race of aliens, like these guys. Get ready for a close encounter of the psychedelic kind.
Just when you thought it was safe to prancercise
For crying out loud, this was supposed to be a deserted mountain top. Can’t a guy find enlightenment in peace anywhere these days?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or, even worse, ejected from a moving vehicle in favor of racing with your buddies. Especially when she commands a battalion of deadly transforming Fembots. There won’t be anymore cruising with the homies when this jilted date gets through with you.
Pull up those leg warmers and comb out your Selleck-stache, we’re about to take a bitchin’ ride down to Nostalgia Town with this homageriffic supercut of the best action the ’80’s (and 1991 for some reason) had to offer.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll have to battle wicked seamen, monstrous fish, and one very pissed off rain cloud for the rest of his days so just give him the damn fish already.