The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Beam Me Up

Stupid jerk aliens. It’s bad enough that they turn our cows inside out and do unmentionable things to our buttholes, but stealing joints? Really?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Gumball Machine Weekend

That time Krang dreamed he grew woolly legs and went running through sunlit fields of candy.

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WTIT: Sexbots Eating Sausage (Obviously NSFW, Just Read the Headline)

I don’t know about you guys, but there is precisely none chance of me sticking Mr. Wiggly anywhere near that thing.

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The Creepiest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Portrait

"Well hello there, nightmare fuel, so nice to see you again. Sleep? No, no, I won’t be doing that that tonight, thanks."—you, while watching this

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Waiter

A hardworking barrista drinks himself sideways, on mescalin apparently, in this surreal animated short film by Ryoji Yamada.

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WTIT: Santa Deaths and How to Avoid Them

Folks might think St. Nick’s present-delivery service is a pretty cushy gig, seeing as how the man only works one night a year, but they fail to realize the numerous and diverse ways that job can kill.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Asshole (NSFW)

Remember kids, you should never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover looks like a parasitic, towel-eating monster that’s taken up residence in your anus.

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Albert Hoffman’s First LSD-Laced Bike Ride

Hey man, you ever ridden a bicycle? You ever ridden a bicycle on LSD?

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WTIT: A Process of How It Seeks Itself, It Eats Itself

WTIT: A Process of How It Seeks Itself, It Eats Itself

How do the animals we eat perceive their own existence and what do they think of us? This experimental short film from Shunsaku.H attempts to find out.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mom Is a Knife Thrower

Why would you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Why wouldn’t you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Everybody knows that flesh wounds build character.

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