The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Into the Fire

Hey man, remember that time in Berlin in ’71 when Deep Purple just like totally blew the minds of all those German kids by playing Into the Fire? Here, this should help.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Dangers of Flossing

Remember kids, if your gums are bleeding when you finish flossing, you’re either pushing too hard or not hard enough.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Heart of Glass

Few people realize that Debbie Harry’s iconic disco anthem contains a hidden lesson: If you can’t find the perfect person to love, just clone yourself and boom—problem solved.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Midsummer Night Blue

Like a vision from Enya’s fevered dreams, this abstract AV production mixes ballet, stock nature documentary footage, and adult contemporary techno into a psychedelic magic carpet that even your parents can ride.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wallflowers (NSFW)

For those about to not rock but instead watch other people do so, we salute you!

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Symmetry

This film written and directed by Yann Pineill is a palindromic investigation of memory and emotion. That is, the second verse is same as the first—but backwards.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Free Fall Suspension

So apparently there’s a world record for bungee jumping with the base of the bungee cord embedded into the flesh of your back. To set it, you’ve just got to top this guy’s record-setting 170 meter base jump and not have the hooks tear out.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: All the Way

Happy 2014 everybody! Now take a tip from famed poet Charles Bukowski and stop half-assing your way through those new years resolutions.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: I Am the Walrus

LSD is a hell of a drug.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bildundtonfabrik

Check out this wildly animated history of, I think, human history? I dunno, my Spanish is pretty rusty.

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