It’s been a while since we’ve stumbled across an alarm clock that uses some annoying gimmick to ensure you get out of bed in the morning. But this $17 mini golf game trapped inside a plastic dome might actually be a less rage-inducing way to start your day. More »
As long as you don’t take the sun into consideration, this 18th century contraption could very well be the world’s first alarm clock that uses light as a wake up trigger, instead of sound. More »
If You Need a Gimmicky Gadget Alarm Clock You’re a Horrible Subhuman [Rant]
Posted in: Today's Chili Oh, cool, an alarm clock shaped like R2-D2 that will roll around your room and play Star Wars music to pry you out of bed. If you need this, you’re lazy scum who doesn’t deserve the job you’re late for. More »
This Is the Alarm Clock Droid You’re Looking For (At a Price You Definitely Weren’t) [Star Wars]
Posted in: Today's Chili This isn’t the first R2-D2-themed alarm clock to grace these pages, but serious collectors (and serious sleepers) might want to take note of this iteration. Made from the highly detailed and accurate moulds used to churn out R2-D2 plastic models, this astromech alarm clock plays a symphony of Star Wars themes and rolls around your room when it’s time to get out of bed. More »
Dart Silenced Alarm Clock Is A Great Excuse To Sleep With a Nerf Gun Under Your Pillow [Alarm Clocks]
Posted in: Today's Chili The whole ‘shoot to silence’ alarm clock idea has been done to death by now. But Hasbro has managed to eek out one more worthy of mention with its new Nerf-branded Shoot To Snooze alarm clock which requires groggy users to nail it with a foam dart or disk in order to silence its morning wails. More »
Nothing Will Get You Out Of Bed Quicker Than a Roaring Wookiee Alarm Clock [Alarm Clocks]
Posted in: Today's Chili An annoying electronic beep or the awful pop music played by your local radio station might help you roll out of bed in the morning. But if you really want to spring from your slumber, the roar of a Wookiee alarm clock and the fear of having your arms torn off could be even more effective. More »