New Takes on Old Faces With 7 Eccentric Watches

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Styles and technologies change, but whatever we use to tell time, most people consider the wrist a sacrosanct spot reserved for a timepiece.

Watchmakers use old and new mechanics to perform the age-old task of measuring the passage of time. You don’t see many folks wearing a sundial these days, but people still embrace almost every other means of keeping time, from old-school mechanical watches to the latest gadgets using e-ink and microstep motors. Here are seven Wired watches that make dime-store digitals look staid.

Oakley Elite Full Metal Jacket

Can’t decide to put a watch on your wrist or in your pocket? Oakley’s got you covered either way with the Full Metal Jacket. It features a heavy titanium timepiece mounted in a metal band, but you can ditch the band and put the timepiece in a slick pocket watch housing. Either way, you’ll be up to the second with the day, date and a chronograph. Of course, the damn thing costs as much as a nice used car, but such is the price of style.

Price: $8,995

Image: Oakley

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Well-Heeled Bicycle Shoes Make for Pedal-Powered Night Out

The Merrell Evera MJ comes in three colors including black, which pairs well with a Chanel dress. Photo courtesy of Merrell.

Cycling is a bummer for riders who don’t have the option to change clothes post-commute. Leather-soled wingtips slip on metal pedals. All but the tightest jeans require rolling up the pant leg to avoid chain grease. The problem is compounded for those who don heels, braving a bicycle route fashionably rather than comfortably.

Merrell, sensitive to this plight, will soon be releasing the Evera MJ, a heeled bike shoe with bottom contours that fit snug into pedals, and a rubber sole that grips where your Christian Louboutins would slip and scuff. The suede upper has elastic accents near the toe for flexibility while torquing uphill, and a Velcro strap secures the shoe to any arch. Added side vents ensure your trotters get plenty of air flow.

Merrell’s heels will be available February 2012 for $110. Until then, you’ll have to make do with your flats.


Dress Like a Droid in This Amazing R2-D2 Sweater

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‘Hello ladies. Would you like to see my restraining bolt?’

If you’re a normal human male, your mother almost certainly used to knit you embarrassingly-patterned sweaters when you were a kid. If you are particularly unlucky, she still makes you one every single Christmas. And like every other human boy, you hated them, despite the love which your poor mother wove into them.

Now, though, there is a solution to this painful yearly ritual: the R2-D2 sweater. The one you see above was put together by EricaKnit and sells on Etsy. The sweater is made from merino wool, and its natural stretch makes for a nice fitted shape (unless you have a Gamorrean guard like gut, that is).

Currently her awesome $450 droidal jersey is back-ordered until December, but that’s where your secret weapon (aka your mother) comes in. Show Mom some photos of this sweater, and maybe a few photos of Artoo himself. Then, on Christmas morning, instead of tearing open a package to find yet another wooly garment adorned with festive birds and snowmen, you’ll get an awesome Star Wars-themed sweater. Bonus: If your mother’s knitting skills are anything like my mother’s knitting skills, the arms of the sweater will be about three feet long. Thus, they can hang at your sides and, if a passerby squints and looks at you in just the right way, they’ll look just like R2-D2’s legs.

CUSTOM made to order — Star Wars R2D2 sweater [Etsy]

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Bernie Madoff’s Pants Can Clothe Your iPad

Frederick James's Madoff Collection is nearly sold out, but some cases made from Madoff's summerwear are still available. Photo courtesy of Frederick James

While Bernie Madoff spends the next 150 years in prison blues for securities fraud, iPad owners can buy his clothes to protect their iPads in style.

iPad cover manufacturer Frederick James is selling sleeves made from Bernie Madoff’s pants. The collection comes from Madoff’s summer attire, taken from his beach house in the Hamptons.

Last November, the U.S. Marshals Service auctioned off Madoff’s belongings, giving the proceeds as compensation to victims of his Ponzi scheme. John Vaccaro, founder of Frederick James, bought up Madoff’s cashmere sweaters and chino pants to expand his collection and help victims of the felon’s crimes.

Several covers made from Madoff’s khakis are still available on the Frederick James website. The sleeves start at $250 and come with a certificate of authenticity.


Timberland’s Folding Shoes Zip Up Tight

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Timberland’s shoes zip shut into little empanada-shaped packages

If I manage to convince the higher-ups at Wired.com to unchain me from my desk, I may be taking a vacation later this summer. Whereas many people buy guidebooks and start planning what sights they will see, I start looking for vacation gadgets. If I can spend $100 to make my carry-on luggage a few ounces lighter or a few inches slimmer, I’ll do it.

Which is why I now have $65 set aside for these Radler Trail Camp shoes from Timberland, which look like a pair of converse crossed with a grumpy-looking toad. The shoes combine a water-resistant ripstop upper with a recycled rubber sole, and are fleece lined for comfort and warmth. But the good part is that they have zippers, and the shoes zip up into a small, handy package.

They’re ideal as spares to use while your boots dry out, or as something to wear when you get to town instead of clip-clopping around in your cleated cycling shoes.

And fear not: should they get a little too filthy to be mixed with the other contents of your bag, little loops at the back mean they can be clipped to a carabiner and hung outside.

So please Wired.com bigwigs, can you find it in your hearts to mail me the key to these cuffs and let me leave the desk for a while? I’ll come back. I promise.

Available now in red, yellowy-orange and black.

Men’s Radler Trail Camp [Timberland via Acquire]


Nerd Romance: Leica Lens Ring Ring

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The Leica aperture ring ring. Possibly the most romantic thing ever

If the Leica Guy (Matthew B. Harrison) had any doubt as to the marrying potential of his wife-to-be, it surely evaporated when he saw the wedding gift she got for him: a custom made Leica ring, modeled on a lens aperture ring.

The detail is astonishing, from the Leica typeface through to lens model (50mm Noctilux-M ƒ0.95) to the depth-of-field markings on the ring’s “barrel.”

The ring was commissioned and made by jeweler Gaelen in British Columbia, Canada, who makes custom engagement rings for people of taste. And what did the Leica Guy buy for his lovely bride? Like, some watch or whatever.

I’m totally jealous of this ring, although I’m even more jealous of the cameras the couple packed when they flew off to Italy for their honeymoon. What did they take? A pair of M9-Ps, of course.

The Leica Guy got married [The Leica Guy via PetaPixel and Leica Rumors]


US Army wants thermally adaptive shirts, less of that nasty B-O

War-making apparel is about functionality just as much as fashion. That’s why the US Army is offering a cool $1million in research funds to anyone who can help realize its dream of “thermally responsive textiles.” The ultimate goal is clothing that automatically tailors itself to rapid changes in ambient and body temperature, thereby removing the need for alternative garments and reducing the weight and ‘cube’ of a soldier’s payload. So-called smart fabrics have already been demonstrated by army scientists, based on comfy-sounding metallic fibers that curl up when it’s cold and straighten out when it’s warm. That sort of technology just needs to be reworked to make it practical and laundry-safe. We don’t want those strong colors bleeding out in the wash, because as the line goes: if you’re going to fight, you might as well clash.

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Chrome’s Niko, A Camera-Carrying Bikers’s Backpack

Bike Bag? Camera bag? Where do I sign up?

Today, the stars have aligned to bring the perfect Friday afternoon item for Gadget Lab. As an aficionado of both camera bags and bicycle bags, imagine how fast I scrambled to my keyboard when I saw this camera-carrying backpack, from none other than Chrome, the bike-messenger-bag people.

It’s called the Niko, and it’s similar in concept to Kata’s 3N1 bags, with a wraparound flap to open the bottom section and a separate, zippered and lidded compartment up top for sundries.

Like all Chrome bags, it consists of an outer nylon shell with a truck-tarp interior, rendering it all but totally waterproof. And like all Chrome bags, it has that big seatbelt buckle on the strap for quick-release. Sometimes, though, this release is a little too quick, like when some idiot comes up and jabs the switch, dropping your gear to the ground. It has happened to me, and it has also happened to Brad over at Urban Velo, who brought to Niko to our notice.

In use, the 2.5-pound bag will hold cameras, lenses, flashes and other gear in its padded, compartmentalized interior. Outside there are some Velcro straps for holding a mini-tripod, or even a pump. And because it only has one strap, you can swing it from your back to your chest to grab the camera whilst still on your bike.

Chrome bags are usually pricey, but they are also expected to last forever. Camera bags are also very expensive. So expensive, in fact, that they make the Chrome Niko look pretty reasonable at $95.

Will I be buying one? Nah. I already have the Kata, and if I fancy taking a camera out with a bike, I also have Chrome’s Citizen messenger bag, an expensive, heavy piece of kit which — when combined with Photojojo’s Anybag insert, is more than bag enough for anyone.

Chrome Niko product page [Chrome via Urban Velo]

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Dress Like Darth and Han with Adidas’ Star Wars Collection

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When I was small, the closest I came to dressing like my film idols was to take my snorkel parka, button it just once at the neck, put up the hood and wear it arms-off, like a cape. With this simple trick, I became Batman. My brother got Superman pajamas, but life’s not fair.

Now, I can make up for my deprived childhood with Adidas’ new Star Wars collection. Instead of being lame-o sci-fi nerdwear, Adidas has put together clothes you’ll actually wear. So you can dress up in a shiny black puffer jacket with seams sewed to make it look like Darth Vader’s own, along with sneakers and jackets that will make you look like you’re a member of Rogue Squadron.

The coolest outfit, though, must be Han Solo’s Hoth gear, complete with quilted pants and fur-hooded parka (just like my old one!). Totally badass, although you might want to skip the blaster and holster if you actually venture out in public.

The collection isn’t yet live on the Adidas Originals site, and the prices are bound to be outrageous. Still, I have a feeling I might be dressed and ready to visit any ice-planet you care to throw at me this winter.

Adidas Star Wars [Adidas via Hypebeast]

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Wakemate Wristband Monitors Your Sleep, Wakes You Refreshed

The Wakemate promises to get you out of bed pain-free, every morning

Wakemate promises to bring you around from the land of dreams into an alert, awakened state every single morning, without a klaxon or bacon cooker in sight.

It’s wristband that monitors your movements throughout the night and, when you get close to your pre-set optimum waking time, it waits for the shallowest part of your sleep cycle before sounding the alarm. The Wakemate pairs with your Android or iOS device via Bluetooth, and uses this to track your sleep and wake you with your favorite music.

Our sleep runs in 90-minute cycles, and ideally we should wake at the part of shallowest sleep. If you feel like your regular alarm clock sometimes drags you from the very depths of sleep, that’s because it is — it’s waking you from deep sleep.

There are iOS apps which use the iPhone or iPad’s accelerometers to do the same thing and — once calibrated — they do a good job. They also require you to sleep with your device in the bed, and for the app to remain powered on, draining the battery rather quickly. Bluetooth also sucks the juice from your phone, but not nearly as much.

The Wakemate is available to buy right now, for $60. Or you could do what I do, and live nine time zones ahead of your employer, so that you can get up as late as you like and still be early.

Wakemate product page [Wakemate. Thanks, Renee!]

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