No iPhone Nano Coming – Report
Posted in: Apple, iPhone, Today's ChiliThe New York Times has weighed in on the steadily increasing rumors regarding the next version of the iPhone. The iPhone nano that we’ve been hearing so much about? That’s not happening, apparently.
According to the paper, a cheaper version of the handset is coming–but not a smaller version. That revelation comes from the usual group of anonymous sources who were “briefed on Apple’s plans.”
The next version of the phone will be the same size as previous versions–a smaller versions of the phone “would not necessarily be much cheaper to manufacture and because it would be more difficult to operate,” sayeth The Times.
A smaller iPhone would also make using apps a pain, leading, perhaps to a sense of fragmentation amongst developers. Something that Apple has cautioned companies against, in the wake of Android’s success.
Drug Dealers Love iPhones
Posted in: iPhone, Today's Chili
Now, granted, my knowledge of the modern drug trade is entirely based on the TV shows Breaking Bad and The Wire, but I was under the impression that drug dealers were partial to “burners”–pre-paid cell phones that you can toss away every week or so. Turns out that the iPhone is actually a popular choice amongst members of the drug trade.
New York City Intros Android, iPhone Condom App
Posted in: Android, Apple, apps, iPhone, Today's Chili
According to a recent study, your smartphone doesn’t make you quite as sexy as you might think. That said, if you are managing to get some, in spite of the overwhelming odds, as Steve Jobs would tell you, you’ll really get a better reception if you get a rubber bumper.
The New York City Health Department is celebrating Valentine’s week with the release of its New York City Condom Finder, a free app that will locate the five spots nearest to your location that offer up free jimmy hats (within the five boroughs).
Says NYC’s assistant health commissioner, Dr. Minoca Sweeney, “We want New York City to be the safest city in the world to have sex. A lot of people come here for that, so we want them to practice safer sex.”
The app is available now for the iPhone and Android.
Steve Job in Hospital – Report
Posted in: Apple, steve jobs, Today's ChiliThe latest report on the health of Apple head Steve Jobs comes from no less reputable a source than that bastion of journalistic integrity, The National Enquire. Yep, the CEO, who has been largely absent from the company after taking sick leave back in January, is right there on the cover, next to a story about an Elizabeth Taylor’s “Secret Heart Operation” and a think piece entitled “Hollywood Out of Control.”
The tabloid published some admittedly brutal shots of Jobs, who reportedly weighs around 130 pounds. Oh, also the testimonial of a doctor “with 40 years experience,”
He is terminal. What you are seeing is extreme muscle wasting from calorie deprivation, most likely caused by cancer. He has no muscle left in his buttocks, which is the last place to go. He definitely appears to be in the terminal stages of his life from these photos. I would be surprised if he weighed more than 130 lbs.
And what about Zune? Although both companies talked up virtually all Windows Phone-based services, Zune was conspicuously missing–both in discussions from both Elop and Ballmer and on a global reach marketing slide that was created by both companies. My sources tell me that the Zune brand is on the way out and that all Zune products and services will be moved into other businesses, including Windows Live. Zune will essentially cease to exist under this plan.
iPad Overheating Suit Tossed
Posted in: Apple, ipad, Today's Chili
A judge this week dismissed a lawsuit regarding iPad overheating concerns. Jacob Balthazar, Claudia Keller, and John Browning filed the suit last year, claiming that the iPad’s tendency to overheat and shut down in direct sunlight undermined the company’s claims that “reading on iPad is just like reading a book.”
The Court concludes that these allegations are insufficient. At the least, Plaintiffs must identify the particular commercial or advertisement upon which they relied and must describe with the requisite specificity the content of that particular commercial or advertisement.
Verizon iPhone Sales Lacking – Report
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After years of waiting and countless studies outlining just how doomed AT&T would be if the news of a Verizon iPhone ever arrived, it turns out that maybe people weren’t all that excited, after all. According to some apparently leaked numbers, customers are buying Verizon iPhones by the boatload, as so many expected.