Here’s a Full-Body Rock Climbing Harness For Pregnant Women Because Apparently That’s a Good Idea [Fitmodo]

Pregnant rock climbers of the world rejoice! Mountain Mama, Inc, the outdoor outfitter for expectant mothers, now offers a full-body climbing harness specially designed for the unique geometry of pregnant bodies. Why would you let that fetus inside you keep you from extreme sports? More »

Drunk Idiot Takes a Nap On Airport Baggage Belt And Gets X-Rayed [Bad Ideas]

Passing out in weird places is part of any good drunk’s job, but a Norwegian tourist has taken the artform to a whole new level by falling asleep on an airport baggage belt, and taking a trip back to the scanners. More »

A Guy Started a Fire on a Nuclear Submarine to Leave Work Early [Wtf]

Here’s a friendly reminder for everyone who wants to leave work early: don’t ever set fire to your workplace. Especially if you work on a million nuclear submarine. Especially if you’ll cause $400 million in damage. And especially if you just want to leave early because of a silly text message argument with your ex-girlfriend. It’s completely dumb and you could possibly end up in jail for life like the idiot guy who did just that might. More »