Beef Jerky Gun: Don’t Point Your Meat at Me!

Whether you are pro guns or against them, every American can surely agree that we should all have a beef jerky gun in our homes because… meat!

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I’m pretty sure beef jerky snacks are the human equivalent to Beggin’ Strips for dogs. Everyone loves beef jerky. Not just Randy “Macho Man” Savage. This is why you get a beef jerky gun – so you can make your own tasty jerky snack sticks any time you want one. We have the right to bare meat!

Forget that. Didn’t sound right at all. It’s only $27.04(USD) from Amazon and it will keep you in jerky snacks for a long long time. Just load it up with ingredients, pull the trigger and shoot.

[via Smoking Meat Forums and This Is Why I’m Broke]

Beef Jerky Business Cards for a Taste of Success

When it comes to business cards, it is all about making an impression. Sometimes that means a flashy card with great graphics. Sometimes it means a clever card that lights up or turns into a pop-up book or something. But nothing leaves a good impression like a tasty treat.

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Meat Cards is doing things right. They’re laser-etching your contact information onto strips of beef jerky. Now you can make an impression by feeding their hunger. The cards are edible for up to a year. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach after all.

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Even if they eat it, they are bound to remember you.

[via TAXI via Gizmodo via That’s Nerdalicious]