Hasta La Gadget!

One of the most memorable scenes in the history of science fiction has to be the John Hurt chestburster scene in the original Alien. It’s just the right blend of tension, suspense, and gross-out effects to be ranked up there at the top of list.

And while the crew of the Nostromo didn’t intentionally gestate aliens in their bellies, you now have the option to, thanks to these chestburster French macarons.

These delightfully nasty looking treats were made by Lou Lou P’s Delights, and while they look completely gross, they probably taste pretty awesome. That’s how the aliens lure you in to carrying their offspring, you see. While they look quite bloody, I bet that’s raspberry. Yum.

In addition to the chestburster, Lou Lou made some aliens in other states of their development, including facehugger and fully grown. Delightful.

[Miss Cakehead via foodiggity via I Have Seen All of the Internet]

How many times have you wanted to reenact that classic scene from Alien (and Spaceballs) where the xenomorph embryo pops out of Kane’s chest and does a little dance around the dinner table? While you might not want to implant one in your body, you can do the next best thing, with the Alien chestburster-in-a-can!

Just like the one in the classic Ridley Scott (and Mel Brooks) flicks, this pre-pubescent alien creature will spring to life, sure to scare the crap out of anyone who dare goes near the can of USCM standard-issue cornbread. Yummy stuff.

So put the keys in the Nostromo, rev it up, and pilot it on over to ThinkGeek for your very own Alien chestburster-in-a-can.

UPDATE: Happy April Fool’s Day!