Police Gear Tactical Christmas Stockings: The Grinch Doesn’t Stand a Chance

If you expect Santa to enter your home with a SWAT team this year instead of the usual way, these LA Police Gear Molle Elite Tactical Christmas Stockings are perfect. SWAT Santa should love them and will probably examine them with glee as he stows his AK-47 in order to dole out gifts. They will add add military-grade cheer “to your fireplace, foxhole, police department, or forward operating base.”

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The black, coyote, and OD green stockings are perfect for celebrating a military Christmas. The Elite features a vertical zipper opening, carry handle, and a swivel stocking hanger with clip. There’s also a mini marsupial pouch and a place for Velcro patches to be added, which could be your name or a Milspec Patch.

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These stockings will protect your goodies like none other and look all tough while doing it. Best of all, they sell for just $12.99(USD) each over at LA Police Gear.

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[via Super Punch via Laughing Squid]

Uber Will Deliver Christmas Trees To Your Door For Just $135

Uber Will Deliver Christmas Trees To Your Door For Just $135

Uber has been the service of choice for those who need a ride, but don’t want to be bothered with actually hailing a cab. Just last month, Uber announced they would be accepting payments through PayPal, which is certainly a good thing, especially since the company has announced they are offering a service that will get a Christmas tree delivered to your doorstep. (more…)

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    Merry Christ-meth: Breaking Bad Gingerbread House

    This time of year everybody is cooking. Well, sure, some of us are cooking in the kitchen and others are cooking in RVs, but one thing we can all cook up are cool gingerbread treats. Like this one. This is an awesome gingerbread homage to Breaking Bad.
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    This creation looks adorable and it comes from the Sugar Plum Cake Shop.  There’s Walt and Jesse with their Winnebago meth lab, a bag of blue meth and even a snowman DEA agent that is roughly the same shape as Hank. It’s pretty sweet. I mean literally.

    It even has cotton candy fumes coming from the RV. Nice touch. It is too neat to eat.

    [via Neatorama]

    Tactical Stockings Ensure Maximum Stuffage

    Tactical Stockings Ensure Maximum Stuffage

    Ensuring a healthy bounty of presents on Christmas morning isn’t all about just being good. As any kid will tell you, there are countless strategies you can use to maximize your pile of presents—including this tactical stocking. A new addition to your festive arsenal, it’s packed with pockets, straps, clips, and an extra strong handle for carrying when it’s filled with gifts.

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    NORAD’s Santa Tracker Is Back With a Touch-Friendly Website

    NORAD's Santa Tracker Is Back With a Touch-Friendly Website

    The holidays are all about traditions, and once again NORAD is back with an updated version of its Santa tracker, letting kids keep tabs on Saint Nick as the 25th creeps closer and closer. In addition to updated apps for iOS, Android, and Windows Phone devices, the NORAD Tracks Santa website has also been spiffied up with a new design that makes it a little easier to use on touch-friendly devices.

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    Win A Galaxy Nexus Tablet & Much More In The Instructables Holiday Contest!

    Make an awesome present, win a ton of cool stuff!Instructables is hoping to award 18 creative inventors with a slew of awesome prizes for demonstrating how to build the greatest Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza gifts of all time. Show off your special holiday themed gifts, décor and snacks for a chance to win 2 second visit from Santa!

    Your Ugly Christmas Sweater Just Went Digital

    Mark Rober has been wowing us for three of years now with his innovative, high-tech Halloween costumes. In fact, he got so good at it that he quit his job at NASA to devote himself to "Digital Dudz" full-time. Now he’s applied the cyber-clothing concept to the perennial holiday favorite, the ugly Christmas sweater, and oh man, it’s kind of awesome.

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    8 Great Cat Lover Gifts For The Holidays

    Cosmopurritan Cocktail Glass With Calico Cat FigurineAh, cats! They think they rule the world, and they do own whatever
    world, or household, they live in.  That’s why gifts for cat lovers are
    so à propos – they reinforce the unabashed truth that those persons are
    dominated by their cats, and cat lovers think that this truth is funny… or
    cute… or karma.  Anyway, here are 8 of my favorite cat lover
    gifts for this holiday season….

    Donkey Kong Christmas Tree Decorations: Happy Nintendolidays

    Now that it’s after Thanksgiving, it’s officially okay to talk about Christmas, and put up the tree. But even if you picked out a festive blue spruce, do you know how you’re going to decorate it? Well, you could put some ordinary department store ornaments on it, or you could go full on geek.

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    This set of Donkey Kong themed ornaments ($60) comes from Etsy artist LighterCases, and it includes everything you need to recreate the classic Nintendo arcade game on your Christmas tree. The set of 12 pieces includes girders, ladders, barrels, Jumpman and his Princess. To top things off, it comes with a Donkey Kong tree topper. Each piece is made from melted Perler beads to form the pixels.

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    If you’re not into Donkey Kong, their shop has got lots of other fun holiday ornament sets, including Super Mario Bros., Excitebike, Zelda, Tetris, Mega Man, and even some South Park themed sets among others.

    Panta Claus are the Ultimate Pants for Christmas

    With Christmas less than a month away, a lot of folks have begun putting up their wreaths, lights, and Christmas trees. If you’re in the mood to spread more holiday cheer and aren’t afraid to dress in bright and bold colors, then you might want to grab a pair of these pants.

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    The Panta Claus pants feature one red leg and one green leg – the semi-official Christmas colors. These pants are loud, so you might want to pair them off with a simpler top, like a plain dark shirt or sweater.

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    The Panta Claus pants are available from Bonobos for $118(USD). Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Dare to be different by wearing your Christmas spirit around your waist.

    [via Laughing Squid]