Cleaver Clutch Scares Muggers Away Before they Can Steal Your Purse

It’s never a good idea for women to be walking around at night by themselves, but if you do find yourself in that situation, this is definitely the purse you’ll want to be carrying.

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The Killin It Cleaver Clutch by Kreepsville 666 is sure to make criminals think twice before they try to mess with you and grab your handbag. It’s shaped just like a bloody cleaver, but still has a little space inside to hold a few of your personal possessions, like money, credit cards, lipstick or your switchblade.

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While it’s not quite as much of a deterrent as an actual bloody cleaver, you don’t have to worry about cutting yourself on this one. You can grab the Killin It Cleaver Clutch over at Karmaloop’s Miss KL department for $32(USD).

[via Chip Chick]

Keep Your Digits on with This Cleaver Ring

I love rings. Getting my fingers cut off by a butcher’s knife, not so much. Surprisingly, you get something sort-of pretty (in its own way), creepy, and fashionable when you combine both together.

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This is the Cleaver Ring by Raul Souza, who hails from Brazil. It’s made from Sterling silver and recycled wood and as its name implies, it’s essentially a butcher’s knife-shaped ring that you can wear around your intact digits.

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As you can see, it’s normally not “bloody” so you’ll have to add the “blood” yourself. I think some watered-down ketchup or corn syrup and red food coloring will do fine.

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The Cleaver Ring is for sale on Raul’s Etsy shop for $190(USD).

[via helablog via Incredible Things]