Jan 02

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Free Fall Suspension

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So apparently there’s a world record for bungee jumping with the base of the bungee cord embedded into the flesh of your back. To set it, you’ve just got to top this guy’s record-setting 170 meter base jump and not have the hooks tear out.

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Dec 31

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: All the Way

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Happy 2014 everybody! Now take a tip from famed poet Charles Bukowski and stop half-assing your way through those new years resolutions.

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Dec 30

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: I Am the Walrus

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LSD is a hell of a drug.

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Dec 27

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bildundtonfabrik

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Check out this wildly animated history of, I think, human history? I dunno, my Spanish is pretty rusty.

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Dec 26

TWTIT: I’m The Man, That Will Find You

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I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or the next Rebecca Black. Please let it be both.

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Dec 25

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bright Bright Space

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It ain’t easy living in the big city—escpecially when you’re a floating yellow orb with an alcoholic girlfriend.

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Dec 24

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Oh Santa!

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

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Dec 23

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: What Is Christmas?

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‘Tis the season for family gatherings, home cooked meals, and drugs, apparently. All of the drugs, all at the same time by the looks of things.

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Dec 22

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Systematic Disease

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If the eyes are a window to the soul, are cataracts their Venetian blinds?

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Dec 20

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Beat It Tonight (NSFW)

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No see, the three supa-hawt party girls getting naked and drunk represents the itch of his addiction—that itch, that unyielding, nagging itch—the Molotov cocktail, his determination to conquer it.

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