The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Baron

Sometimes, even the most earnest attempts at positive self realization don’t work out quite the way we hope. Like when you are trying to impress your co-workers but end up crab walking in a leather uni-suit and fright wig while screaming, "I waltz through the valley of death, swatting wankers as I go!"

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Hamburger 911

This, unfortunately, really happened. A Southern California woman, unsatisfied with the preparation of her fast food hamburger, decided that the best and most reasonable solution would be to call the police. Thanks Obama.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mute

These people need another hole in the head like the need another, um, hole in the head. This adorable CGI short follows the denizens of a mouthless metropolis as they discover all of the awesome things that spectacular orifice is good for. Yes, even that.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Grandma’s Gift

Just in case the opening theme song from 2006’s Gift: Eternal Rainbow wasn’t saccharine enough on its own, someone went ahead and created this seizure-inducing music video for it, replete with a dancing granny, infinite cookies, and a giant MacOS pointer. Because it’s Japan, why the hell not.

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TWTIT: Smokie and Lady Chronus (NSFW)

When they said "sleep with the fishes," I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean it in the biblical sense.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tongiht: Orgesticulanismus

When animator Benoît Labaye’s father passed away from multiple sclerosis at the age of 55, he had spent nearly two decades confined to a wheelchair. In this touching tribute, the younger Labaye gives his father one last taste of freedom—both in form and in spirit.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Instant Tentacles

Congratulations everyone, your rampant consumerism has finally broken the Internet. Now where will I get insider beauty tips that my doctor doesn’t want me to know about and CHEEP V1AGR4!!!!!1?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Monsters

Sometimes, it’s your own head where the wild things are. Monsters follows a young woman as she slips in and out of a private, demon-filled nightmare. But can figments of your own imagination become a threat to your sanity?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Dead Famous

Do animals wish for immortality? Whether they do or not, we grant a select few the awkward honor of fame after death through taxidermy. But are these specimens accurate depictions of their former organisms or just caricatures of the species ideal?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: When We Were a Clock

You’re going to want to cover your ears before watching this transcendental short film because it’s going to blow your mind and that shit’s messy. Created by Sashka Ace0fredspades Tanana, "When We Were Clocks" examines how a clever minute hand, once slave to its hourly superior, wrested control of time, reality, and fate itself. Simply phenomenal.

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