The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Otto l’Automate

Tomatoes are an opiate for the masses. And who’s to say that isn’t a soylent tomato canning plant? The cyber-proletariat will remain ironically indentured to their own class of robot overlords.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: 義足のMoses

An adorable little ghost girl playing with an enchanted pair of tap shoes, what’s not to love? This delightful animated short is set to "Moses Supposes" from 1952’s hit musical Singing In the Rain. Check out the original, starring Gene Kelly and Donald O’Conor, below.

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TWTIT: If I Had a Heart (NSFW)

This grisly tale of violent revenge pits the champion of South Korea’s underground fighting circuit against the mob bosses that disfigured and left him for dead.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Attention (NSFW)

Follow this one woman wrecking crew as she sticks it to The Man—or any man, really—with extreme predjudice.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Parking Lot

That’s it, I’ve decided. When I grow up I’m totally going to live in a house shaped like my head wearing a sombrero.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Mega Plush

So first we had Teddy Ruxpin, a delightful animatronic pal for little kids. Then we had Ted, the CGI-based, foul-mouthed, binge-drinking pal once those kids grew up. And now there’s apparently a gun-toting, Sock Monkey-slaying, cyborg-bear vigilante roaming the streets. Stephen Colbert was right, these things are terrifying.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Caleta Vargas

Man, these 007 opening sequences are getting really abstract. Either that or someone slipped LSD into Maurice Binder’s coffee again.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Coin

Well of course he fought so hard for his flippable gold treasure. Do you have any idea how many bricks he had to break in order to get it?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Blue Alley Waltz

Nothing about Sinitus Tempo’s newest music video makes any sort of sense. And, you know, it’s kinda better that way.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Kind of Blue

Last December, the Modern Art Museum of Ft. Worth, TX unveiled Jenny Holzer’s latest unnamed public art piece, an evolution of her continuing motif of "truisms"—such as Money Creates Taste or Lack of Charisma Can Be Fatal—on printed media.

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