This Christmas, you’ll have your pick of not one but two righteously depressing movies hitting the theaters. But between Django Unchained and Les Miserables, who’s the saddest sack of all? Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway try to settle this once and for all. More »
You think David Blaine is bad? It could be worse. You could be stuck with the Middle Earth street magic stylings of Gandalf. Where’s your ring of invisibility when you need it? More »
Any necktied-up guy who’s “finding himself” while growing up quicker than he ever imagined dreams for a girl like Zooey Deschanel or Natalie Portman to spice up his boring, stuffy life with their zany spontaneity. And though those girls mostly exist in indie movies and quirky TV shows and independent coffee shops in Brooklyn/Portland, there’s always the hope of paying a prostitue to fill that hole. More »
Whether you love Zooey Deschanel’s New Girl quirkfest, hate it, or have never even heard of it, I think we can all agree that it’s much improved by swapping out the twee thirtysomething with a crass octogenarian. More »
I’ve done it. You’ve done it. Your friends have done it. Why, we whine doesn’t MTV play music videos anymore? And it’s true! They don’t. It’s just a big seething crap reality tv show pile-on. But you know what? As the (not really) head of MTV programming tells you himself, it’s your own damn fault. More »
The Onion’s TED parody series strikes again, this time with a savvy exploration of the biggest rock on Earth. And if that’s not big enough for you? My friends, don’t worry. We’ll just bring a bigger rock from space to Earth. More »
She might not be licensed, or intelligent, or remotely sober, but dammit if the drunk girl therapist won’t cut straight to the heart of the matter. Assuming “the matter” is another midori sour. More »
Everyone’s got their own proclivities in the bedroom; the important thing is just to be open and honest about what it is you like, and be accepting when your partner does the same. Unless your partner’s is absolutely horrifying, that is. More »
There are so many ways to make your day to day existence better, and we could all use a little lifehack now and again. But that doesn’t mean all those instructional videos couldn’t use a little skewering. Especially when it comes from The Onion. So come on folks, let’s crack this whole “words” thing once and for all. More »
Regardless of your politics, you can’t help but notice that Mitt Romney has had more than his share of missteps throughout his campaign. But why, exactly, does he keep saying so many things he shouldn’t? It’s not his fault, guys. It’s the self-destruct button. More »
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