Facebook Is the New Walmart
Posted in: Today's ChiliBecause when everyone hangs out somewhere, those awkward conversations—just like the ones you end up having in the middle of Walmart when you bump into someone you barely know—are inevitable.
Because when everyone hangs out somewhere, those awkward conversations—just like the ones you end up having in the middle of Walmart when you bump into someone you barely know—are inevitable.
We live in an increasingly eco-conscious world. With organic food, local crop shares and sustainable business, we can give back to our communities. So why not give a green makeover to one of the oldest trades out there? That’s right, we’re talking about kidnapping—the sustainable way!
Conan may be funny, but he’s hardly the most extreme of characters. So what the hell use would he have for a GoPro?
The Onion‘s Peter K. Rosenthal takes a look back at Steven Spielberg’s 1982 classic E.T., and comes away with a less-than-glowing review. The movie, Rosenthal maintains, did viewers a great disservice, and missed a crucial opportunity, in never once showing the creature that gave the movie its title. Confused? Just watch and all will be revealed.
Obama hasn’t had a great time with all things technological recently: Healthcare.gov is still struggling
Hiring you and your car out on Lyft can be an amusing experience—especially if Ice Cube, Kevin Hart and Conan are the people who want to get a lift.
This week, The Onion takes a look at the NYPD’s most controversial tactic: stop and kiss. Tensions run high between supporters and opponents in the debate over this police activity.
With a movie adaptation like The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, it’s easy to get swept up in the pop culture hype, and lose sight of what’s really important: how hot are the boys? Fortunately, Philip K. Rosenthal is here with a deeper look.
The horrible question everyone should never have to ask themselves: what if? What if you studied a little more? What if you worked a little harder? What if you exercised and tried to be more healthy? What if you actually asked that person out on a date? What if you took a vacation? What if you never stayed up late at night and masturbated to Carmen Electra?
"In the wake of the zombie apocalypse, innovative ideas have become more important than ever. Watch and take note on how to survive the "human apocalypse" in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all."