Star Trek Communicator Dog Bag Dispenser: Poop, The Final Frontier

Dogs. They poop. Like all the time. They are basically poop machines on four legs. You can either be rude and never pick it up, or you can be prepared and carry bags with you when you walk the dog. This Star Trek communicator dog bag dispenser is the geekiest way to carry poop bags with you.

star trek communicator dog poop bag

It measures 4 1/2-inches long and has a bone-shaped plastic clip for leash attachment and a rubberized molded zipper pull with the phrase, “To boldly go…,” a pad printed Star Trek logo on the back, and raised plastic buttons.

Carry it with you everywhere and clean up after your pet. Kirk to Enterprise. Poop to Beam up!

It’s just $19.99(USD) from Entertainment Earth, and will be available in November. Goes perfect with the transporter dog bed.

Gingerbread Star Trek Communicator: Eat Me up, Scotty!

Scotty. One to beam up. And hurry up, I’m hungry. I don’t want to eat my communicator and end up stranded on this alien planet. Yep, this is a gingerbread version of a standard-issue Starfleet communicator from Star Trek.

gingerbread communicator

It comes from the author of Trek food blog Food Replicator. Indeed, there is a whole blog devoted to Star Trek food. Big surprise, nerds like nerd food. The gingerbread communicator actually sounds pretty easy to make if you want one for yourself. To make it, he cut out the pattern pieces on thick card paper and used them to cut out the cookie pieces. He then used royal icing for all the decorations and to glue the pieces together.

GingerBreadCommunicator

I especially like the detail on the speaker grill. It’s obviously delicious. Judging by William Shatner’s girth these days, I’m betting he ate a few of these in between takes.

[via Geekdad]

SPOT Connect Satellite Communicator

SPOT Connect Satellite Communicator

The SPOT Connect will enable you to connect to the web, send e-mail and text messages in the place where you can’t get a cell phone signal. Designed for adventurers, the SPOT Connect pairs to your smartphone or other devices, and then connects to a global satellite network. Using this satellite communicator, you can update your Facebook and Twitter feeds in the desert or jungle. The SPOT Connect also has emergency features that will begin to send your GPS location to the GEOS International Emergency Response Coordination Center (IERCC) if required. Measuring 7.6 cm x 6.6 cm x 3.2 cm and weighing 4.9 ounces, the SPOT Connect retails for around $170. [Product Page]