Conan Reveals Why Apple Created the Gold iPhone 5S

You see, the goldpagne iPhone 5S wasn’t designed in Cupertino. No, no, no. It was made by a team outside of Apple located in Miami Beach! By the same guys who wears shiny shirts, gold chains, sunglasses indoors and more rings than fingers. Duh. That makes so much more sense.

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The Netflix Cropping Worst Case Scenario

You may not have noticed Netflix cropping your movies, and you may not care (although you should!). But at least we can all agree that at some point, it’s a problem. And who better than Conan O’Brien to show us just how bad things could get?

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Conan Knows What You’re Really Using That iPad For

Apple’s new iPad commercial that aired during the Oscars would have you believe that there’s a lot of film-making going on with that device, and maybe there is. But there’s a lot more watching, and Conan’s gotten to the bottom of exactly what’s being watched. There’s no denying it: an iPad is a great for all your film buffs out there. All you lonely, lonely “film buffs.” [YouTube] More »

Conan: Google Glass Is Only Preparing the World For Google ASS

Wearing a computer on your face may sound ridiculous, but according to Conan, Google Glass only marks the first step in the search giant’s ambitions in wearable computing. The real destination? Your ass. More »

Conan Reveals 2012’s Least Viral Videos

Gangnam Style and Call Me Maybe parodies might have been some of the most shared videos during 2012, but Conan O’Brien decided to dig into the deepest bowels of YouTube and unearth the least viral videos of the past year. If you’re a fan of topless old men sleeping and cable access shoe shine shows, you’re in for a real treat here. [YouTube via GeeksareSexy] More »

How Old People Text

Your dear grandma and grandpa are wonderful, caring people who love you very, very much. But why is it that when they add technology into the mix, it messes everything up? What happened to sweet Gammy? Maybe they’re taking too much advice from Conan, whose hilarious Senior Tech 101 series breaks down how to use technology like texting for old people. Watch it below. More »

Sarah Silverman’s iPhone Camera Trick Is Hilariously Explicit

Funny person Sarah Silverman has an idea for all you twelve-year-old boys with iPhones out there. Make a person tilt their head sideways and then take a picture of a person slightly sticking out his tongue and then… yeah, just watch the video. It’s foul, dirty and hilarious. More »

Conan Uncovers Michael Moore’s Star Wars 7 Audition Tape

The first question everyone asked when it was announced that the now Disney-owned Lucasfilm would be producing Star Wars Episode VII was “why?!?” But the second question on everyone’s mind was “who’s going to direct it?” and as Conan O’Brien discovered, everyone in Hollywood, and Flint, wants the job. More »

Conan Takes On The iPad Mini And Apple’s Increasingly Crowded Tablet Lineup

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Apple introduced the iPad mini last week, which hits shelves this Friday. In a video airing later tonight on his show, Conan O’Brien takes a look at Apple’s ever-expanding range of tablet iOS devices, and provides some suggestions for where we might be headed next. Best part? The slogan at the end, which Cupertino might want to consider officially adopting.


Conan Uncovers the Real Reason You Want an iPad Mini

Once again Conan O’Brien successfully circumvents Apple’s reality distortion field with an updated version of the new iPad mini commercial that reveals the real reason you’re probably going to pre-order it tomorrow. Hint: it has nothing to do with the smaller form factor, but everything to do with the empty void in your sad life. [YouTube via CNET] More »