Crazy Criminal Stole $210,000 in Quarters From Rigged Parking Meters

Crazy Criminal Stole $210,000 in Quarters From Rigged Parking Meters

A Buffalo, NY, parking meter mechanic was running a pretty lucrative criminal conspiracy one quarter at a time. Over eight years, he managed to steal $210,000, or five tons of quarters from modified meters. That’s a lot of pocket change.

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These Guys Tried to Pass Off Melting Blocks of Ice as $4k Worth of iPads

These Guys Tried to Pass Off Melting Blocks of Ice as $4k Worth of iPads

Committing insurance fraud, mail or otherwise, is universally a fairly dumb thing to do—especially when your plan is literally designed to fail. Like, say, that of 29-year-old idiot Nathan Meunch and friend. Because if you’re trying to pass off a soggy, dripping cardboard box stuffed with ice as a $4,000 stack of iPads, chances are—you’re getting caught.

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“Armed Subject” At a College Was Actually Just Carrying a Samsung Phone

"Armed Subject" At a College Was Actually Just Carrying a Samsung Phone

Earlier today, students at California State University, Long Beach were asked to evacuate and/or take shelter after reports that there was an "armed gunman" on campus. People were told to, "lock and blockade doors, close blinds, silence cell phones and remain calm." Scary. Luckily, there wasn’t a shooter though. It was just a guy carrying his Samsung Galaxy Phone.

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High-Profile Silicon Valley Exec GUILTY of Mass Lego Theft

High-Profile Silicon Valley Exec GUILTY of Mass Lego Theft

It’s a sordid tale of greed, power and Lego. Last Monday, Thomas Langenbach, a successful tech executive (and Lego fanboy) struck a deal with prosecutors and pled no contest to burgling tens of thousands of dollars worth of bricks and hiding them in his $2 million dollar home.

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Man Steals Computer From Church, Asks If They’ll Remove Porn Block

Man Steals Computer From Church, Asks If They'll Remove Porn Block

Stealing computers is bad—everybody already knows that. And stealing from a church (or any non-profit institution for that matter) is extra bad. But if you must steal a computer from a church—especially one you’re a member of—don’t call up the software blocking company and ask if they’ll remove the porn filter. As Troy Ridling of Owasso, Oklahoma found out the hard way, you’re not going to like the answer.

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Apple Stores in China Don’t Actually Require Scalped Tickets

Apple Stores in China Don't Actually Require Scalped Tickets

Last week, 9to5 Mac ran a piece from the Beijing Evening News about Apple store scalpers selling Genius Bar reservations. In their article, the Beijing Evening News claims that it’s impossible to make an appointment at the Genius Bar without purchasing one from a scalper. But is it really?

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Apple Fires Back at DOJ with New Terms for E-Book Sales

Apple Fires Back at DOJ with New Terms for E-Book Sales

Apple is not happy with the Department of Justice and friends. On Friday afternoon, just a few hours after the DOJ and 33 state attorneys general proposed a series of remedies for Apple’s anticompetitive behavior over e-book pricing, the company struck back with some proposals of its own.

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DOJ Wants to Force Apple to Let You Buy E-Books Directly from Amazon

DOJ Wants to Force Apple to Let You Buy E-Books Directly from Amazon

After a U.S. District Court judged found Apple guilty of colluding with book publishers to fix the prices of e-books last month, it was unclear what the actual consequences would be for the iPad-maker. Well with little pomp or circumstance, the Department of Justice has just cleared that up, and it’s not good for Apple.

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Google Algorithm Busts Chinese Car Theft Ring Entirely by Accident

Google Algorithm Busts Chinese Car Theft Ring Entirely by Accident

Every sci-fi movie about inventions rising up to take over the world is built upon one unchangeable seed crystal: the moment when the technology does something its inventors never predicted. As The Verge reports, that’s exactly what happened to Google engineers in 2010, with a truth-and-justice twist — Google’s AdWords software exposed a Chinese car theft scam.

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Driving a Car with Pliers As a Steering Wheel Is a Hilariously Dumb Idea

Driving a Car with Pliers As a Steering Wheel Is a Hilariously Dumb Idea

Imagine you’re the police. Imagine you’re in your police car. Imagine eating a donut. Imagine complaining about life to your partner. Imagine seeing a car with two obviously blown tires drive by. Imagine pulling that car over. Imagine seeing that the driver driving the car was using a makeshift steering wheel made from… locking pliers. Imagine how hard you would laugh.

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